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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

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Talk me through it?

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
5 weeks ago

ciren

Get some tissues p

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By *nya NeesWoman
5 weeks ago

Brum

Wanker

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby

Start with the tip and then... Wait! No! Arggggh! 💦💦💦

Fuck! 😓

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By *stellaWoman
5 weeks ago

London

*ahem*

[clears throat]

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

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"Wanker"
first of today

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"*ahem*

[clears throat]

"

come on over

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby


"Wanker

first of today "

Rookie numbers

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By *nya NeesWoman
5 weeks ago

Brum


"Wanker first of today "

I do not believe that for a second. Filthy habit.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"Get some tissues p"
nah. I’m a messy boy

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By *stellaWoman
5 weeks ago

London


"*ahem*

[clears throat]

come on over"

[opens throat]

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"Wanker

first of today

Rookie numbers"

Mr, what are you on?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
5 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips.

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By *ave1976XXXMan
5 weeks ago

newmarket


"Wanker first of today

I do not believe that for a second. Filthy habit."

Naughty habit

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
5 weeks ago

Ilford

Get some lube to avoid chafing, forget the tissues have a posh wank instead, a lot less mess to clear up.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"*ahem*

[clears throat]

come on over

[opens throat]"

That’s my eyes rolling back

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
5 weeks ago

The Continental

Start thinking about me first

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips."

Go away you creep

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"Start thinking about me first"

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
5 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips.

Go away you creep"

We both know that’s not what you want, big boy

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By *ude LawMan
5 weeks ago

Harrogate

You put your left arm in.

Your left arm out.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"Wanker first of today

I do not believe that for a second. Filthy habit."

Believe it babe. I’ll be asleep mid way through

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By *nya NeesWoman
5 weeks ago

Brum


"Wanker first of today

I do not believe that for a second. Filthy habit.

Believe it babe. I’ll be asleep mid way through"

Narcowank

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips.

Go away you creep

We both know that’s not what you want, big boy "

You called my willy small the other day granny

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"Wanker first of today

I do not believe that for a second. Filthy habit.

Believe it babe. I’ll be asleep mid way through

Narcowank"

Narcowanker

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By *nya NeesWoman
5 weeks ago

Brum


"Wanker first of today

I do not believe that for a second. Filthy habit.

Believe it babe. I’ll be asleep mid way through

Narcowank

Narcowanker"

🤪😈

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

For those about to wank, we salute you! 🫡

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"For those about to wank, we salute you! 🫡"

🍆

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
5 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips.

Go away you creep

We both know that’s not what you want, big boy

You called my willy small the other day granny"

In your dreams

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By *bboredguyMan
5 weeks ago

dundee

Got my fleshlight out

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby


"Wanker

first of today

Rookie numbers

Mr, what are you on? "

Like, 7. And that was before breakfast

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips.

Go away you creep

We both know that’s not what you want, big boy

You called my willy small the other day granny

In your dreams"

I don’t dream of you. Stop killing my erection

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By *nya NeesWoman
5 weeks ago

Brum


"Wanker

first of today

Rookie numbers

Mr, what are you on?

Like, 7. And that was before breakfast "

Joe ..single handedly responsible for the amber flood warnings

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By *oopy FroodMan
5 weeks ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

You'll go blind

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By *aughtyTwoCouple
5 weeks ago

Southampton


"Talk me through it?"

Sent you a photo to help, hope it does x

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby


"Wanker

first of today

Rookie numbers

Mr, what are you on?

Like, 7. And that was before breakfast

Joe ..single handedly responsible for the amber flood warnings"

Nah, that would surely be the women on Fab if I ever uploaded a cock pic 😘

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
5 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips.

Go away you creep

We both know that’s not what you want, big boy

You called my willy small the other day granny

In your dreams I don’t dream of you. Stop killing my erection "

Get off fab then 🤷‍♀️

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
5 weeks ago

Hatfield

Up and down

Repeat

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"Talk me through it?

Sent you a photo to help, hope it does x"

It most certainly will

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips.

Go away you creep

We both know that’s not what you want, big boy

You called my willy small the other day granny

In your dreams I don’t dream of you. Stop killing my erection

Get off fab then 🤷‍♀️"

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago


"You'll go blind "

I think I'd risk one eye... 🫣

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By *nya NeesWoman
5 weeks ago

Brum


"Wanker

first of today

Rookie numbers

Mr, what are you on?

Like, 7. And that was before breakfast

Joe ..single handedly responsible for the amber flood warnings

Nah, that would surely be the women on Fab if I ever uploaded a cock pic 😘"

Will we ever know 😈

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
5 weeks ago

North West

Did you spaff yet?

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"Did you spaff yet?

"

No. TMN ruined it

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By *oeBeansMan
5 weeks ago

Derby


"Wanker

first of today

Rookie numbers

Mr, what are you on?

Like, 7. And that was before breakfast

Joe ..single handedly responsible for the amber flood warnings

Nah, that would surely be the women on Fab if I ever uploaded a cock pic 😘

Will we ever know 😈"

Maybe one day if I'm feeling adventurous 😇

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
5 weeks ago

North West


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it "

I'll send you some wank fodder.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder."

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
5 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Grip that bad boy and give him a good old tug to an allegro beat before gradually building up to a Prestissimo for the grand finale 👍🏻👍🏻

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
5 weeks ago

North West


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder.

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be. "

Be careful on the edge. You might sprain something.

I'll send something to stimulate your mind.

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By *tudgboy1981Man
5 weeks ago

Wigan

Over some nice pics

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By *ussy whisperer1000Man
5 weeks ago

west mids


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder.

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be.

Be careful on the edge. You might sprain something.

I'll send something to stimulate your mind. "

. Sounds great I will get my cock out mmmmmm

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
5 weeks ago

North West


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder.

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be.

Be careful on the edge. You might sprain something.

I'll send something to stimulate your mind. . Sounds great I will get my cock out mmmmmm"

I will be sending a condensed volume of the works of Emile Durkheim.

Enjoy

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder.

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be.

Be careful on the edge. You might sprain something.

I'll send something to stimulate your mind. . Sounds great I will get my cock out mmmmmm

I will be sending a condensed volume of the works of Emile Durkheim.

Enjoy "

Eurgh. Not Durkheim

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Ends


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder.

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be.

Be careful on the edge. You might sprain something.

I'll send something to stimulate your mind. . Sounds great I will get my cock out mmmmmm

I will be sending a condensed volume of the works of Emile Durkheim.

Enjoy

Eurgh. Not Durkheim "

send some Marxism grrrrrr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
5 weeks ago

North West


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder.

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be.

Be careful on the edge. You might sprain something.

I'll send something to stimulate your mind. . Sounds great I will get my cock out mmmmmm

I will be sending a condensed volume of the works of Emile Durkheim.

Enjoy

Eurgh. Not Durkheim "

Not to you. To the other dude that asked.

You're getting something a bit more recent.

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By *ripfillMan
5 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I have a great Haynes workshop manual if that helps !??

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By *ripfillMan
5 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder.

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be.

Be careful on the edge. You might sprain something.

I'll send something to stimulate your mind. . Sounds great I will get my cock out mmmmmm

I will be sending a condensed volume of the works of Emile Durkheim.

Enjoy

Eurgh. Not Durkheim

Not to you. To the other dude that asked.

You're getting something a bit more recent."

Durkheim … the very person who labelled / invented the “division of labour” … ?

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

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Ok brb

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
5 weeks ago

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Yeah. Top 5 wanks.

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By *orkawayalotMan
5 weeks ago

love sex

About to have me aecond one of rhe day love horny phone aswell

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