FabSwingers.com forum: What was the worst thing a kid did at your school

By *usman 199 OP Man
7 weeks ago

Stockport

Evening everyone

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
7 weeks ago

Ends

I ain’t no snitch

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By *ony MannMan
7 weeks ago

Lagos, Portugal// Andover

No one shot our school up

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By *eedsmale36Man
7 weeks ago

Leeds

Rupert Higgins the 3rd, stole my straw boater hat on the eve of Henley Reggata, he is a cad and a bounder of the lowest order !

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Head boy got head girl pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Depends on what you mean as worst thing but on of the lads that went to my school killed someone else that went to my school. It didn't happen at school though.

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By *aomilatteCouple
7 weeks ago

Midlands

Dropped a stink bomb

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By *aveman 77Man
7 weeks ago

Rotherham

They killed someone not nice then he'd done it again

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
7 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Some lads in the 5th form made a bomb, and set it off, it was not well received.

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By *edfleetMan
7 weeks ago

covent garden

Shortly before being expelled I had a fight with my English Master and I broke his nose and left arm

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By *rPunxMan
7 weeks ago

Hull

No comment

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
7 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I once made a teacher cry, which I think is pretty bad (as an adult...Unfortunately I gave zero shits at the time). As a prank, I broke in to her locked classroom one lunchtime (easily done, very old windows). I carefully, neatly, turned everything upside down. So desks, chairs, even the posters on the walls. In their exact same position, but upside down. I then exited through the window and shut it. So she discovered it when returning from her lunch break and unlocking the door.

I did it because i wanted to be annoying, because she had upset my friend. I did not just trash the room, because that would be uncouth. I was a smarmy little idiot and I thought I was being clever.

However. She thought it was a xenophobic attack, because she was from New Zealand, and thought the upside down-ness was a play on that. It was not. Whoops.

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By *igT-Time-4-FunMan
7 weeks ago

Bedfordshire areas SOCIAL or fun let's chat

Got gang banged by 10 females with strap ons.

Such a shame

Think they peeked thought boys shower room window and saw my huge fat cock and got horny.

Then I woke up!!

BigLittleT

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By *aitonelMan
7 weeks ago

Liverpool

Worst in what way? Bad or unfortunate?

2nd year of high school one lad hung himself (at home not in school).

Another rode a motorbike with a friend, crashed and the friend ended up in a coma

However one lad locked the English teacher in the walk in cupboard during a lesson

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
7 weeks ago

Ipswich

Can’t comment

As I was that kid

Trouble followed me about like lingering fart

Always in trouble

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
7 weeks ago

North West

Stink bombs

People who got plastered on something in hip flasks

The guy who chased a teacher round the classroom with a pair of pinking scissors a'la Scream

The day the same guy did the Sex with another student in a cupboard

The time a teacher got locked in a storage room and had a nervous breakdown not long after

I was not involved in any of the above. I was merely witness to some.

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By *tephanie 9090TV/TS
7 weeks ago

BISHOP

Watched two school mates burn the school down...

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By *ools and the brainCouple
7 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Crikey too many things, but as there was massive racial tension in the area of London I lived racially motivated attacks where fairly common.

Sitting in an English lesson and this dude who was a member of the local far right gang just walked into the class and hit this Indian kid over the head with an iron bar and walked out.

But shit like that was pretty common.

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By *ee642024Woman
7 weeks ago

Crook

I was quiet when i went to grammer school but there was a teacher i detested.he had worked prior to this school in a school for unruly boys.and didnt forget it.one day in class he woudnt let a boy go to the toilet.the poor lad had a wee and the pupils noticed and along with that teacher made fun of him and laughed. I did not. I sat stony faced. When the teacher noticed he walked to me and said. Didnt you like that Denise? I pushed him away from me and he fell back.the class looked on in horror as he got up and never said a word. In break time i told the head what i had done and the reason for it. That teacher got told off by the head.i did not. After that the boy was forever looking out for me. He later went to another school and i havent seen him in over 50 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

I was one of the "wreckhead" kids at school, so it was likely me and my mates. Always drinking and smoking, getting squiffy.

I took my English exam fairly tipsy and spent most of it zoned out. Barely wrote anything.

I scribbled a very offensive comment about my Geography teacher, in large letters, with permanent red marker on a cupboard, during her class, right in front of her. She was indeed what I wrote though.

I never did any homework, ever and would often end up in detention. Sometimes I'd have to be sent back to school, because I just didn't bother to turn up for after-school detention.

I answered back, refused to do certain things, never bothered to listen. At least in lessons that I hated. Science, I got a double B. Because it was interesting and fun learning about the world. The rest was frankly useless.

With zero qualifications (I never even bothered to pick up my results), I got a job at 17 doing CAD. Didn't even need school in the end. 😆

It was a wicked time though and I have fond memories of partying with mates on Heritage Day. 🤭

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By *ustAhornyFellaMan
2 weeks ago

Midlands

"I once made a teacher cry, which I think is pretty bad (as an adult...Unfortunately I gave zero shits at the time). As a prank, I broke in to her locked classroom one lunchtime (easily done, very old windows). I carefully, neatly, turned everything upside down. So desks, chairs, even the posters on the walls. In their exact same position, but upside down. I then exited through the window and shut it. So she discovered it when returning from her lunch break and unlocking the door.

I did it because i wanted to be annoying, because she had upset my friend. I did not just trash the room, because that would be uncouth. I was a smarmy little idiot and I thought I was being clever.

However. She thought it was a xenophobic attack, because she was from New Zealand, and thought the upside down-ness was a play on that. It was not. Whoops. "

This is brilliant.

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By *ealitybitesMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

Lots of things but the worst I witnessed was back in the 70s, long before labels were attached to behavioural issues.

It was a boys only school and we had a young student teacher in.

While she was standing at the blackboard with her back to the class one guy who was an extremely weird character asked permission to go to the toilet and as he walked passed her he unzipped the back of her dress as far as it would go.

He was only 11 and she was probably in her early 20s but she froze completely and just stood there for 5 minutes before leaving the classroom.

He was never suspended because they didn't do that in that school but her sister who was already teaching there asked for him to be removed from all of her classes and when the young woman qualified and came back a few years later, all her classes were held in a specific room which had a lab assistant always present.

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By *alcon2Man
2 weeks ago

North

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By *alcon2Man
2 weeks ago

North

Some of these are quite disturbing to read...

This one I guess is quite tame in comparison:

We had to take religious studies at the school I went to, up until the age of 16.

We would all talk about how boring the particular teacher that taught it was - and the subject matter itself. (It was essentially a bible study class with a bit of philosophy thrown in).

One particular day, the class clown brought in a sleeping bag and a pillow with him and got inside it with the pillow at his desk and tried to go to sleep, mid- lesson..

We all thought it was hilarious.

The teacher didn't though..

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

South Wales

Our (male) RE teacher threw a board duster at a disruptive kid (was being noisy) and the kid stood up and threw his chair at the teacher.

It was pretty uncomfortable to be honest. The Teacher was visibly shocked and didn’t know what to do for a few minutes and the kid got pats on the back from his mates.

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By *usie pTV/TS
2 weeks ago

taunton

I only misbehaved once, made a paper dart and threw it just as the science teacher came in, had to go to his office after class thought I was going to get the slipper he was notorious for administering that but he gave me 100 lines never misbehaved again.

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By *eeshellsCouple
2 weeks ago

Reading

Enough to get on the front pages...

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By *ellhungvweMan
2 weeks ago

Cheltenham

A sixth former killed one of the other sixth formers and then buried their body in a field.

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By *oiluvfunMan
2 weeks ago

Penrith

A lad brought in a horde of unexploded ordnance from the local army firing range. Nitro glycerine in a schoolboy’s rucksack isn’t the preferred option for teachers, so the school was evacuated…..

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By *oiluvfunMan
2 weeks ago

Penrith

"A sixth former killed one of the other sixth formers and then buried their body in a field. "

We have our winner!

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By *iddle ManMan
1 week ago

Walsall

Smashed a chair over a teacher's head.

Even worse, he didn't get expelled.

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By *etrelsMan
1 week ago

Durham

Pissed into the maths teachers briefcase when he went to speak to the head about our unruly behaviour

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By *unguy30Man
1 week ago

London

Don’t know about the worst thing but my gf at the time got my cock out and wanked me off on the back seat of the school bus coming home from thorp park while her friend watched

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
1 week ago

Bedford

Reminiscing about school I tell my mum we used to get nailed up on the wall of the sports if we were bad, not true but the look on her face.

We had a teacher attacked, pupils attacked, arson attack, sex scandals.

The one I remember with fondness is not as bad but could of ended in death but were kids we were stupid.

A group of us used jump each other on the school field upper level, legs grabbed arms grabbed, then swung into the air off the grass bank, bearing in mind it was a 10ft high, plus the height of the swinging, your looking at 12 to 15ft flight, when the ground got hard in the summer it hurt, especially when you landed on your face.

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By *929Man
1 week ago

northumberland

Probably not the worst but the worst I seen was in assembly a lad was burning the ends of the lass In fronts hair with a lighter but must have had hairspray on and it went afire so he panicked and started hitting the back of her head with the palms of his hands to put it out.

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By *elvet RopeMan
1 week ago

by the big field

At school- guy stabbed his girlfriend when she broke up with him

Away from school- someone else murdered his entire family then killed himself. Always felt there was something dodgy about him and avoided him as much as possible

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
1 week ago

Sitting on the table

Outside of fights, which were pretty normal occurrences in my school, probably the time someone let off a firework outside the IT room. It was only a banger but there was a massive fallout from it.

I'm sure worse stuff happened but that's the worst I saw.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
1 week ago

Reading

Set fire to it on an annual basis.

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By *inkShyWoman
1 week ago

near Windsor

Someone took a dump in the middle of the hallway during classes, so when people went out to next class it was shitty mayhem.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
1 week ago

Sitting on the table

"Probably not the worst but the worst I seen was in assembly a lad was burning the ends of the lass In fronts hair with a lighter but must have had hairspray on and it went afire so he panicked and started hitting the back of her head with the palms of his hands to put it out."

Not the same thing obviously but another thing kids in my school used to do was spray deodorant on their hands, sett their hands alight and run at people with their fire hands saying "hadouken" 😂

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By *uri00620Woman
1 week ago

Croydon

"Smashed a chair over a teacher's head.

Even worse, he didn't get expelled."

I got punched in the face by a pupil because he was aggressively trying to get to another pupil in the corridor. I got in the way.

He got a hot chocolate by the nurse bc he hurt his hand.

I was made to have 2 weeks off work bc I had a black eye. Worse still at that time I was agency staff so didn't get paid.

He did have to write me an apology so I guess that made amends.

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By *illy IdolMan
1 week ago

Midlands

"Don’t know about the worst thing but my gf at the time got my cock out and wanked me off on the back seat of the school bus coming home from thorp park while her friend watched "

So that's where bus wankers originated

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
1 week ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East

In primary a kid shat themselves in a cow costume whilst doing the Christmas show - they stood up, got on the stage and did their song/dance routine pushing that shit all over their back end. Visible for all to see and oh my god the smell!

In high school at about 13 an older lad came into the grounds at break time and started to beat up my friend as she had dumped him. One of the teachers managed to grab hold of him and beat the shit out of him.

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By *otsossieMan
1 week ago

Chesterfield

Mining area during the miners strike?

It got spicy.

Stuff that happened included.

Trigger warnings :

Throat slit with a box cutter (survived)

Shot in face, through the eye with air gun (survived)

One kid had his shell suit doused in petrol and a zippo thrown at him. (Manslaughter)

Claimed to have fingered his cat. Which died. (No idea)

Stole a car and crashed (died)

Stole a JCB (back to borstal)

Sat on a roof throwing slates at plod (no idea)

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By *unguy30Man
1 week ago

London

"Don’t know about the worst thing but my gf at the time got my cock out and wanked me off on the back seat of the school bus coming home from thorp park while her friend watched

So that's where bus wankers originated "

Maybe, but I definitely wasn’t complaining

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By *ewtfaceMan
1 week ago

Bracknell

Gary Robertson threw a chisel at the woodwork teacher. Luckily it missed him by inches. I bet Gary ended up in jail in later life; he was a badboy.

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By *abluesbabyMan
1 week ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

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By *abluesbabyMan
1 week ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

There was a lad a couple of years above me and he wasn't a "bad" pupil by any means, in fact he was captain of a few sports teams and did very well academically. We also had this maths teacher who was, to put it mildly, a bit pyscho. He would bully kids. I got an easy ride with him for some reason but such as the lad I just mentioned did not. For several years this maths teacher made his life absolute living hell. Even in the Sixth Form.

Final day of term and I'd done my GCSE's but this lad had finished his A Levels so everyone saying goodbye in the sun outside the school hall. This lad turns to the headteacher and points at his watch as it was noon and asks if he was a pupil any more.

"No, you're free to go, you are no longer mine or the school's responsibilty" the head light heartedly quipped.

"Excellent, just what I wanted to hear" nodded the lad and he turned round and puched the maths teacher straight in the face and knocked him clean out.

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By *icknmix500Man
1 week ago

South Gloucestershire

A kid at my school nicked a Jenson interceptor

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By *rHotNottsMan
1 week ago

Dubai & Nottingham

So it wasn’t my idea but on the way back from swimming my friend convinced me to pop into the deli counter at the local co-op and we bought some little fishes with and then pushed them into the girls tops on the way back to school, just the ones we fancied, most of them were fine but a couple were very upset and we had to stay away from school for two weeks.

This was last year, so we are both back teaching again now

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By *enelope2UWoman
1 week ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Killed another student who was pregnant by the other girls boyfriend.

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan
1 week ago

Leeds

On page 12 of my class's Biology text book there was a drawing of a fully erect penis ejaculating.

Which is precisely why, instead of Mr Walker, we had a supply teacher for Biology for the rest of term.

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By *illy IdolMan
1 week ago

Midlands

I think at primary school it was probably the two boys who shat in a girls pencil case 💩

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
1 week ago

belfast

Shot another kid in the head.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
1 week ago

ashford

Whatever it was it was allways my elder brother! He used to get a public canning across the knuckles in front of school at playtime! I used to stand and cry whilst we watched! X

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By *xstaceyxxTV/TS
1 week ago

longeaton,ng10

Attended it.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
1 week ago

little house on the praire

Not kids but two male teachers had a fight and ones done 8 years for historic crimes that we all knew about when I was there

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
1 week ago

Chichester

A mate used to shit on floor between lessons at random places around school

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
1 week ago

Hastings

My step daughter went to a school where one of the girls was sleeping with a teacher. He was incarnated. The school changed its name when he got out of prison they got back together.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
1 week ago

London (She/Her)

My mum was a teacher - all 5’2 of her - and when she was 25 a 15 year old boy punched her front teeth out

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