FabSwingers.com forum: Emperor Musk

By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
20 weeks ago

St Leonards

It just so happens that the following become real.

Somehow 🤷🏻‍♂️.

1) Do nothing - Earth is blown apart by an asteroid. Everything dies.

2) Become Emperor Musk's sex sl@ve for 48 hours. All his kinks indulged, regardless of how extreme they are. No asteroid, and WW3 averted.

3) As above but for 28 days and nights. Everyone receives a 10% real increase in wealth for 20 years.

4) As above but for 100 days. Every living thing on earth experiences unprecedented abundance and increase for 1,000 years. Even though that's probably illogical. But go with it.

And there are friendly flying talking 🦄🦄🦄 that like taking you into the sky on their backs.

Wotcha gonna do?

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
20 weeks ago

Manchester

Watch the world burn

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
20 weeks ago

East Sussex

Fall on my sword.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Kaboom ☄️

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
20 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'd have to take one for the team.

It was 3) until the 🦄🦄🦄 showed up.

So 4).

I might need a lifetime of counselling from that increase and abundance though 😬.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/London

2. Cos let’s be realistic it’s gonna take 48 hours to explain how to do it.

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By *enk15Man
20 weeks ago

Evesham

🌌☄️➡️🌎💥🔥🌫️

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By *ensuallover1000Man
20 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘We must join with him, Gandalf.

We must join with Emperor Musk.’

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
20 weeks ago

St Leonards

I should probably have added, on Day 101 under 4), there is no longer any Emperor Musk.

Just, oh I dunno, some form of happy 🦄🦄🦄 inspired liberty without governments. Telepathic or something. Who cares? It's just all bloody brilliant for everything for 1,000 years.

No idea what happens after - assume it's OK 👌.

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By *issmorganWoman
20 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Sorry earth.

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By *ark742024Man
20 weeks ago

Cheshire

I’ll take the asteroid thanks

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Central

Do something else to help the world, that doesn't include him

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
20 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I happen to know Emperor Musk's kinks are to supply slightly overweight, middle aged Welshmen with promiscuous and wanton kinky women, who conveniently share a desire for said demograph and nationally, so he can just sit back and watch.

#4.

So you're all safe. You're welcome.🦄

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By *ea monkeyMan
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

#2 and I slip arsenic in his drink. You can all thank me later

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By *vaRoseWoman
20 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

5. Someone pulls a Luigi and deals either the ultimate ceo, in the ultimate way. The world finally listens to the scientists and all the good stuff from option 4 come to pass

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By *rPunxMan
20 weeks ago

Hull

Sorry but it looks like death for everyone... also very curious but wich psychotropic did you take before this??

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