FabSwingers.com forum: What kind of masturbator are you?

By *ruceyy OP Man
27 weeks ago

London

There's 4 options.

1) the quick and brief masturbator - heck I have to leave soon but this damn horn, let's throttle it up and get off asap!

2) the edger. I'm gonna take my time, get the lube out, mix up with methods, I plan this to last 30 mins at least.

3) the porn watcher. Always have to have porn on. Find yourself losing it to videos regularly so spend a while hoping among the categories like sexy YouTube until you find the one for you.

4) the toy user. Only ever with toys. Never with hands. Dildos have taken over, fuck men. Fleshlights don't nag as much etc.

So?

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By *elix SightedMan
27 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’m a 2 and a 3. Always use Frankie and love a protracted pump of the penis.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
27 weeks ago

North West

Bit if a mixture of each

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Sometimes 1. Mostly 2. Hardly ever 4 because I’m too lazy to charge them.

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By *heekywelshguy87Man
27 weeks ago

cardiff

Could be all of them depending on the time of day! Edging and making it last as long as possible is my favourite though

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By *eddManMan
27 weeks ago

teddington

Sometimes 1, mostly 2

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
27 weeks ago

IPSWICH

Sometimes 1. Mainly 2 and 3.

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By *ecky and justCouple
27 weeks ago

Godalming

2,3 & 4

Very rarely 1

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By *layfulguy123Man
27 weeks ago

strat

And then like 3 hours goes by and then can’t touch my dick for like 3 days haha

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By *onely lover40Man
27 weeks ago

Sheffield

Number 2 whenever possible

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By *inkyguy7924Man
27 weeks ago

Maidstone

Number 1 when the urge is high and i need to just cum. But I like to mix 2 and 3 together most of the time

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By *ositiveVibesWoman
27 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

Bit of each, mood depending… but 4. Always.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
27 weeks ago

Round the Bend

#1 a favourite when I was younger, more #2 these days with more life experiences, #3+4 seldom feature at all.

Completed the survey, is this questionnaire part of the gov.uk masturbation tax info ?

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By *idingukMan
27 weeks ago

Eastbourne

I'm an edger no.2. Love to be watched too

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By *lix CoxMan
27 weeks ago

CF39

3/ Coz every normal what I thought was gonna be nice ends in a bit of dissapointment. On both Behalves

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By *oeBeansMan
27 weeks ago

London

A bit of each one really depending on the mood. Number 4 only really happens with number 2 though. Using a toy is something I see as a treat to myself

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
27 weeks ago

Pembrokeshire

depends on if Im on my own... mostly 1.

With company, 4

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Always fast and furious.

Gotta make the most of those 40 seconds if they’re available.

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By *ou only live onceMan
27 weeks ago

London

A 2+3. Occasional 1 (mainly in the morning if I need to get to work!).

I don't have any 'masturbatory aids' toys to facilitate a 4 😭, but I am an ambidextrous wanker so that keeps things fresh...😂

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By *sWyldWoman
27 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Option 5. A lazy one

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By *oeBeansMan
27 weeks ago

London

"A 2+3. Occasional 1 (mainly in the morning if I need to get to work!).

I don't have any 'masturbatory aids' toys to facilitate a 4 😭, but I am an ambidextrous wanker so that keeps things fresh...😂"

You're missing out YOLO! The first time you use one, you'll never want to use your hand again... Granted there's the cleanup and having to look yourself in the mirror as you do it, but still

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By *adeiteWoman
27 weeks ago

Stafford

1 and 4

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By *jekimMan
27 weeks ago

Wigan

Definitely a 3 an takes me far too long

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By *attering_ramMan
27 weeks ago

near you

That type that will get lost in the plot or storyline and not end up wanking

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By *apio51Man
27 weeks ago

airport

I used to be a porn masturbator but porn generally turns me off these days.

I don’t really fit into any of those categories. Can we add a category?

5) the fantasist: some one who likes to build a fantasy from scratch. Building up to an orgasm in RL at the same time as the fantasy climaxes. May take 2 minutes, may take 2 hours.

Incidentally, I posted on another forum…toys. I’m looking for good ones that a) I can use myself and b) ones that women like to see men use. Answers on a virtual postcard please.

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By *ust want fun 888Man
27 weeks ago

nearby

I’d say, one, two and four, do you like to take a bit of time when really in the mood, a morning wank is normally quick and also like to use flesh lights

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By *vaRoseWoman
27 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

1, 2 and 4. I haven’t got time for acoustic pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

1,3 and 4. I don’t have the patience for 2

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By *ruceyy OP Man
27 weeks ago

London

"1,3 and 4. I don’t have the patience for 2"

You're very hot by the way!

Just saying what I say this sleepless night! 😘

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By *ennox DuncanMan
27 weeks ago

North Ayrshire

I rumlb my cock against the mattress lying face down,this is the only way I have ever done it, and I can't orgasm the "Normal" way.

When I first started ejaculating this was a problem, but I resolved it by putting an old t shirt or sweat shirt under me, protecting the sheets.

The good thing about this method is, as I'm not using my hands I can wank for an hour or more.

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By *aughty but nice2020Couple
27 weeks ago

Liverpool

Depends on what mood I’m in. xx

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By *ohnashtonMan
27 weeks ago

westerhope

I’m definitely all of the above, gf says 2 and 4 but I’d say she’s more 3 hah x

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By *arkus newmanMan
27 weeks ago

stoke

1 2 or 3

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By *woguyswantingfunCouple (MM)
27 weeks ago

welshampton

Number 2. I do watch porn sometimes but not a massive fan. Prefer my imagination

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
27 weeks ago

Someplace

3. I never use toys tbh

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By *d4funtimesMan
27 weeks ago

Cambridge

"3. I never use toys tbh "

Can my tongue dance with your playful fingers to tease your delicious wet lips?

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By *ustincider888Man
27 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Definitely 2 and 3.

Used to be 4 too but I binned all my toys as they were a little overrated

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By *ob357Man
27 weeks ago

Oswestry

Getting dirtier. Usually involves a toy in my ass now

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Edging babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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By *rant72Man
27 weeks ago

darlington

Always liked doing filthy solo stuff , now i do it on skype !

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
27 weeks ago

Ipswich

2 and 5

Lazy

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
27 weeks ago

Hastings

Mix of 2 and 3 take my time and read the story's in the forum

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By *oughmanMan
27 weeks ago

Sunderland

When I do, I suppose it's 2 and 3.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
27 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

As with many comments, I'm a mix of 2&3 with 1 being a 'needs must' kinda scenario. I always remember some wise words given to me a long time ago if ever I rush a wank...

"If you want to be a marathon runner, you don't train to be a sprinter"

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By *siris01Man
27 weeks ago

Luton

3...and better if with someone else

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By *ubFTMTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Swindon

All of the above depending on mood haha

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

2 at least 95% of the time.

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By *obin444Man
27 weeks ago

Windsor

Mostly 2 and 3

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By *cotsguyyMan
27 weeks ago

Belfast

Big old two

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By *aitonelMan
27 weeks ago

Liverpool

A late night one when I'm tired which sometimes results in me falling asleep before I finish... So it's a bit like 2, but with a twist.

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By *ure_and_InnocentWoman
27 weeks ago

Knaresborough

All 4 depending on time of day and if I’m working from home or not

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By *enk15Man
27 weeks ago

Evesham

I'm a masturbator, chronic masturbator.

I'm the porn addicted, the danger wank illustrated.

Oh yeah, the question... number 2.

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By *moothshaftMan
27 weeks ago

Coventry

3. Definitely 3.

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By *rincipessaWoman
27 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

These days, usually 1 and 4.

4 helps 1 make it quicker.

It’s usually a necessity, a need an urge that needs to be sated. It’s rarely fulfilling as it’s purely mechanical without someone else involved so usually 4 or 5 rounds looking for fulfilment before settling.

Hence the use of 4

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

1, 2 and 3 depending upon the situation at hand (pun intended).

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By *erfHerder74Man
27 weeks ago

Inverclyde

Possibly 2 but sometimes I get so comfy holding my cock I fall asleep

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By *r SensualMan
27 weeks ago

London

I’d say i’m number 2 of majority of the time

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By *uriousscouserWoman
27 weeks ago

Wirral

All toys, all the time.

Whether I'm having a quick wank before work or a long slow lazy weekend wank, I'm still going to be using at least one toy.

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By *orkshire UnicornWoman
27 weeks ago

Yorkshire

But of everything - mood dependent x

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By *arolTVTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Norwich

A mixture depending on time and mood, prefer a nice long wank though.

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By *uckurcumMan
27 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

Usually 1 or 3 and 4 if really horny .. do like to dildo my arse till I cum .. especially if watched ...

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Ahhh options i can relate to, it’s 2 and 3 for me 🫣😁

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By *estructionDollyWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester

"There's 4 options.

1) the quick and brief masturbator - heck I have to leave soon but this damn horn, let's throttle it up and get off asap!

2) the edger. I'm gonna take my time, get the lube out, mix up with methods, I plan this to last 30 mins at least.

3) the porn watcher. Always have to have porn on. Find yourself losing it to videos regularly so spend a while hoping among the categories like sexy YouTube until you find the one for you.

4) the toy user. Only ever with toys. Never with hands. Dildos have taken over, fuck men. Fleshlights don't nag as much etc.

So?"

Usually 2,3 and 4 at the same time. I find it hard to cum so much need plenty of time, toys and stimulation 😅

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

1, 2 or 3 depending on circumstance. SometimesI just want to cum and the window to do so is brief, and closing. Other times, I just want to savour the sensations. Surely you've missed one though, masturbating in company - either remote or in-person?

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By *onnyDenierMan
27 weeks ago

Shevington

All except 1, I edge for hours. It feels so good I don’t want it to end! 😈

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By *mmaleiaWoman
27 weeks ago

Trowbridge

1, I don’t like toys & I don’t have time for the others

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Often I'll be at it for a few days before I finish. Just get bored after a bit do something else, hand just naturally goes there

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By *nkedguy777Man
27 weeks ago

Manchester

2,3 and 4 for me

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By *reatscotMan
27 weeks ago

edinburgh

All four! Love having a quickie on cam but also taking my time and edging. Don’t watch much porn but Amatuer bi mmf does the trick. Got a few toys I bring out now and then.

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By *reatscotMan
27 weeks ago

edinburgh

"1, 2 or 3 depending on circumstance. SometimesI just want to cum and the window to do so is brief, and closing. Other times, I just want to savour the sensations. Surely you've missed one though, masturbating in company - either remote or in-person?"

Wanking together on cam in a quiet room is fun

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