FabSwingers.com forum: To be or not to be

By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
4 weeks ago

Ends

That is the question.

Fill me up with Shakespeare.

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By *obilebottomMan
4 weeks ago

All over

'Let me wipe it first, it smells of mortality' King Lear

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

Can't say it, can I. It's bad luck

Or something about a pound of flesh (it's been a long time since GCSE!)

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
4 weeks ago

Ends

"'Let me wipe it first, it smells of mortality' King Lear"

I heard denzel is going to play Lear

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By *obilebottomMan
4 weeks ago

All over

"'Let me wipe it first, it smells of mortality' King Lear

I heard denzel is going to play Lear "

I am sure will be great

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By *obilebottomMan
4 weeks ago

All over

'Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers' -Romeo and Juliet

Like this one

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
4 weeks ago

The Continental

If this world is wearing thin

And you're thinking of escape

I'll go anywhere with you

Just wrap me up in chains

But if you try to go out alone

Don't think I'll understand

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By *rdenites2Couple
4 weeks ago

Market Bosworth

Once more unto the beach dear friends, once more. 😁

Soon be in Torremolinos. 🏖️

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
4 weeks ago

Wales

'Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio' - Hamlet.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
4 weeks ago

East Sussex

Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese

Also Well That Ends Well

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By *obilebottomMan
4 weeks ago

All over

'A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm' Hamlet

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By *ickshawedCouple
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"There is money. Spend it, spend it; spend more" The Merry Wives of Windsor

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By *ackdaw52Man
4 weeks ago

Chesterfield

'Lord, what fools these mortals be.' is one of my favourite lines.

MND

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By *nya NeesWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum

"If this world is wearing thin

And you're thinking of escape

I'll go anywhere with you

Just wrap me up in chains

But if you try to go out alone

Don't think I'll understand"

Boom

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By *rdenites2Couple
4 weeks ago

Market Bosworth

I know a bank where the the wild thyme blows

Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows

Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine

With sweet musk- roses and with eglantine

Oberon

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By *obilebottomMan
4 weeks ago

All over

Life every man holds dear; but the brave man holds honor far more precious-dear than life - Troilus and Cressida

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By *vaRose43Woman
4 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

You Banbury cheese!

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
4 weeks ago

Ends

If music be the food of love

Play on

Give me excess of it

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By *sWyldWoman
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

“I kiss thee with a most constant heart.”

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By *obilebottomMan
4 weeks ago

All over

What you egg! The Scotish Play

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By *reggSausageMan
4 weeks ago

derby

Had I but died an hour before this chance, I had lived a blessed time

Macbeth

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

I bite my thumb at you, Sir!

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By *nomeforyourboneWoman
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

O penis, penis, wherefore art thou penis?

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By *uri00620Woman
4 weeks ago

Croydon

Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin as self-neglecting

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Ou art thee of this evenin?

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By *enk15Man
4 weeks ago

Evesham

Did you know Shakespeare coined the phrase “In a pickle”?

Seemed apt.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
4 weeks ago

Ends

"O penis, penis, wherefore art thou penis?"

A clit by any other name would taste as sweet

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
4 weeks ago

Ends

"I bite my thumb at you, Sir!"

I do bite my thumb, sir

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By *oopy FroodMan
4 weeks ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

3H here

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By *aitonelMan
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?

Ophelia: No, my lord.

Hamlet: I mean, my head upon your lap?

Ophelia: Ay, my lord.

Hamlet: Do you think I meant country matters?

Dirty bard!

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By *orester891Man
4 weeks ago

Tis now the very witching hour..

When churchyards yawn

and Hell itself breathes out

contagion to the world …

Or similar … Hamlet or Macbeth .. can never remember … must watch them again

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

That time of year thou mayst in me behold,

When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang

Upon those boughs which shake against the cold,

Bare ruined choirs, where late the sweet birds sang;

In me thou seest the twilight of such day

As after sunset fadeth in the west,

Which by and by black night doth take away,

Death's second self that seals up all in rest;

In me thou seest the glowing of such fire

That on the ashes of his youth doth lie,

As the deathbed whereon it must expire,

Consum'd with that which it was nourish'd by;

This thou perceiv'st, which makes thy love more strong,

To love that well, which thou must leave ere long.

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By *ou only live onceMan
4 weeks ago

London

"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool"

Fab politics forum proves this quite often...

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
4 weeks ago

Hastings

I have been walking all day my leg has gone wonky someone find me a fucking donky.

Oh no it should be a "horse a horse a kingdom for my horse".

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By *rHotNottsMan
4 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here & fill me from the crown to the toe top full of direst cruelty.

I get she got one too many unwarranted dick pics ?

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

O, God that I were a man. I would eat his heart in the market place

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By *alandNitaCouple
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"If this world is wearing thin

And you're thinking of escape

I'll go anywhere with you

Just wrap me up in chains

But if you try to go out alone

Don't think I'll understand"

Great song, her brother would be so proud

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By *nnCeeWoman
4 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

When he shall die,

Take him and cut him out in little stars,

And he will make the face of heaven so fine

That all the world will be in love with night

And pay no worship to the garish sun.

R&J

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By *mf123Man
4 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Isnt that an arnie film

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By *adagastMan
4 weeks ago

Rotherham

Thus far with rough and all unable pen, our bending author hath pursued the story.

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By *adagastMan
4 weeks ago

Rotherham

Oh for a muse of fire! That would ascend the brightest heaven of invention.

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By *nnCeeWoman
4 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Expectation is the root of all heartache.

Many a true word hath been spoken in jest.

I am not bound to please thee with my answer.

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By *adagastMan
4 weeks ago

Rotherham

Thus far with rough and all unable pen, our bending author hath pursued the story. In little room confining mighty men, mangling by starts the full course of their glory.

Small time, but in that small so greatly lived this star of England. Fortune made his sword, by which the world's best garden he achieved. And of it left his son imperial lord.

Henry the Sixth in infant bands crowned King of France and England did this king succeed. Whose state so many had the managing that they lost France and made his England bleed, which oft our stage hath shown. And for their sake in your fair minds, let this acceptance take.

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