FabSwingers.com forum: What kinda dirty talker are you?

By *ruceyy OP Man
3 weeks ago

London

Four options

1) the good girl/daddy - there's a good girl, fuck me daddy type

2) the NASTY one - I'm gonna break that c*nt, choooke me harder

3) the classy one - I will unsteath your garments and kiss upon thy mound, heavens that feels glorious

4) the flirt around one - 😏😉, sounds fun... That's the extent.

Well?!

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By *hesblokeMan
3 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

Comically awful, and therefore mute in that respect.

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By *eliWoman
3 weeks ago

Never done it, wouldn't know.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
3 weeks ago

London

"Never done it, wouldn't know. "

Fancy giving it a go publicly right here right now.

Ooh _eli, _eli _eli _eli, you make my legs feel like jelly

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By *rSircumsizedMan
3 weeks ago

Risca

5) The shit one

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
3 weeks ago

Needs to be Suzie Dent level of eloquence in dirty talk for me to be stirred.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
3 weeks ago

London

"Needs to be Suzie Dent level of eloquence in dirty talk for me to be stirred. "

Like a for anal, b for bukakke

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
3 weeks ago

"Needs to be Suzie Dent level of eloquence in dirty talk for me to be stirred.

Like a for anal, b for bukakke"

You're thinking of Sesame Street back ally talk there.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
3 weeks ago

London

"Needs to be Suzie Dent level of eloquence in dirty talk for me to be stirred.

Like a for anal, b for bukakke

You're thinking of Sesame Street back ally talk there. "

Big birds feeling feathery...

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By *he ShivsCouple
3 weeks ago

Fife

5. Can she stop talking now.

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By *hesblokeMan
3 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

"My dear, I do like your breasts" would be an improvement.

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Not really like any of those, probably the closest is 1/ , filthy as fuck but definitely not nasty or using big clever classy words, just raw desire and filth

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Mine isn't listed there

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

Anything can pop out of my mouth at any time, depending on who I'm with and what we're doing.

I'm not a one dimensional fucker.

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've been known to dabble, but I couldn't specify it to a particular number.

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By *urvyBunnyWoman
3 weeks ago

Suffolk

Probably a mix of 1 and 2

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By *eliWoman
3 weeks ago

"Never done it, wouldn't know.

Fancy giving it a go publicly right here right now.

Ooh _eli, _eli _eli _eli, you make my legs feel like jelly"

Aww, I thought you'd never ask. Will come back to this. Maybe.

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By *arry monk40Man
3 weeks ago

Telford

No 2

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Anything can pop out of my mouth at any time, depending on who I'm with and what we're doing.

I'm not a one dimensional fucker.

Hahaha

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By *ositiveVibesWoman
3 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

Depends… generally 1/2… after a few drinks… definitely 2!

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By *rispyDuckMan
3 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Nasty but classy

“Shut ur wh__e mouth & get on your back. Part those elegant legs and let me dive into your valley to gorge on your sweet nectar” hahaha

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Depends… generally 1/2… after a few drinks… definitely 2!"

Another round here, please barman.

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By *essaMayWoman
3 weeks ago

Fairytale Wood

If I did would definately be 3!

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By *midnight-Woman
3 weeks ago

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Horrific...I definitely need coaching!

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

A mix of all of the above.

Its a skill, it's also not just about what and how but also the right time and mood. Even the smoothest talker can make it cringe, funny and awkward if they don't get the timing right.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
3 weeks ago

Ipswich

Probably None of above

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By *HUSH-Man
3 weeks ago

London

A mix of 2/3/4. I also really enjoy hearing a mix of 2/3/4

1 is an absolute no for me.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
3 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I’ve got better at it

Realised that the growled delivery, whispered in an ear is just as important as the words in a filthy commentary.

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By *ornycougaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I like to mix it up and have raised my game here - 1 and 2

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

I'm a mixture. "I need you inside me", "you taste so good". That sort of thing.

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By *es.erection.of.PrinceMan
3 weeks ago

Cambridge

1 & 4 I’d say. Always like to praise.

2 - if the mood is right but not overly extreme

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By *ansoffateMan
3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Suck Satan's cock.

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
3 weeks ago

City Centre

"Suck Satan's cock."

😆

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

'Excuse me young lady, but would you possibly like to partake in some carnel knowledge?'

'I am rather keen on you'

Does that work?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
3 weeks ago

Wirral

In bed with an ex in the throes of passion I once shouted "Arlene Foster".

Not sure which category that puts me into Brucey, you'll have to be the judge.

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

5) The clumsy overthinker - Yeah, do you like that cock in your pussy? *inner monologue: who the actual fuck says that you utter moron?!*

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By *rilingualMan
3 weeks ago

Guildford

whichever one I'm needed to be.

I was round a mates house in my late teens and his lodger was banging his girlfriend upstairs.

Well that's what he called her, but she wasn't. She was basically his walking sperm bank because they did bigger all together outside of that - he didn't even think that much of her truth be told.

Anyway.. we knew when he'd blown, and after the bedframe percussions, he'd shout "Scorrrrrrrrrttt-Lund" at the top of his voice.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

Generally I’m rendered speechless. I can manage a simple oh fuuuuck. But actual coherent words abandon me. Which is annoying.

I did once utter (I’m told I growled)

“Fucking grab it like you mean it”

Rather wish I could do that more often.

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By *ositiveVibesWoman
3 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

I actually used to be with someone who was dead silent… barely a moan or anything, even when he cum… I’d prefer the most awkward of dirty talk than that any day 😂

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

A bit of all of them depending on my mood and who I'm with 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Absolutely filthy- but only with the right person

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By *tudgboy1981Man
3 weeks ago

Wigan

1and 2

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Hello.......

Is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes,

I can see it in your smile......

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By *atthewandjane.1984Couple
3 weeks ago

northampton

a mix between 1,2 and 5 lol

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By *gf301Man
3 weeks ago

canterbury

Self-consciously tongue-tied...

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I tend to find most dirty talk to be contrived and performative, it takes a rare individual to do it 'naturally' (in my limited experience of course).

I for one, certainly can't do it without sounding like an am-dram reject!

Much more a fan of (and producer of) involuntary noises and swearing.

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By *rispyDuckMan
3 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

“I say I say, this pussy tastes absolutely scrumptious”

splendid indeed

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Absolutely filthy- but only with the right person "

I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat!!! That kinda filth?

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"Absolutely filthy- but only with the right person

I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat!!! That kinda filth? "

Poundlands version of smut? 🤣

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
3 weeks ago

Wales

"Absolutely filthy- but only with the right person

I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat!!! That kinda filth? "

Sexy 🤣

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By *vonne5exMan
3 weeks ago

Doncaster

Hard to talk with your mouth full

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By *anilla switchWoman
3 weeks ago

Hampshire

A Miranda style sweep of my hair while trying to be utterly scrumptious, sadly failing with a poke to the eye and lolloping over my flared trousers and ending up a heap on the floor.

Stylish….Yeah that’ll be my number.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester

Regular vanilla, then I say nothing. Quiet as a mouse.

A negotiated scene however is very different and I'll be quite vocal depending on what has been arranged and agreed.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
3 weeks ago

London

This thread didn't disappoint, thank you all

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A Miranda style sweep of my hair while trying to be utterly scrumptious, sadly failing with a poke to the eye and lolloping over my flared trousers and ending up a heap on the floor.

Stylish….Yeah that’ll be my number."

Phwaor xx

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Absolutely filthy- but only with the right person

I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat!!! That kinda filth?

Poundlands version of smut? 🤣"

You'd know! 😜

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Absolutely filthy- but only with the right person

I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat!!! That kinda filth?

Sexy 🤣"

Has it got you frothing at the gash?

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
3 weeks ago

Pembrokeshire

think of adele with potty mouth

thats me in full flow

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By *eoBloomsMan
3 weeks ago

Springfield

"think of adele with potty mouth

thats me in full flow"

Make you feel my cock?

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
3 weeks ago

Pembrokeshire

"think of adele with potty mouth

thats me in full flow

Make you feel my cock?"

I like what you did there

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
3 weeks ago

The Continental

“This ain’t gonna suck itself”

“If you jump on it now, we could be done in time grab a couple of episodes of Dexter before sleep”

“Sorry about the wet patch babe………..anyways, nitey night.”

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By *iss.BellaWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

5. Horrific, I'd love someone to teach me

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By *andynecklaceWoman
3 weeks ago

Someplace

Most 1 but 2 as well

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Most 1 but 2 as well"

And you look like 'butter wouldn't melt'.

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By *r M Gray88Man
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

Degrading!

Not one complaint, deep down all women need one lover to treat them with no mercy!!

Talk back to me you slut.....

Dominant.

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By *ark742024Man
3 weeks ago

Cheshire

I’m the kind who normally breaks into song

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
3 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

The awkward one.

"I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you cunt!".

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By *apio51Man
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

The awkward one.

Um…they’re…quite nice…those…tits…I think.

Actually I don’t say much during the action. Make quite a bit of noise, just can’t make out the words…you’ll still know I’m enjoying myself though

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By *vaRose43Woman
3 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Bruce are you working for the university research team lately?

Urgh “Daddy” 🤮

Praise kink and praise giver, hate degrading terms.

Your option 3 made me laugh, would only work if he’s dressed as a knight and actually brings a sword

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By *rthur30Man
3 weeks ago

Warrington

May we commence coitus, sweet lady?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
3 weeks ago

Willenhall

Fancy a fuck?

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By *rthur30Man
3 weeks ago

Warrington

Tickle your arse with a feather?

So sorry, particularly nice weather.

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By *adeiteWoman
3 weeks ago

Stafford

1 2 and 4

Depends on the mood

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By *d4funtimesMan
3 weeks ago

Cambridge

1, 2 and 4

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By *unnyandthebookkeeperCouple
3 weeks ago

bristol

I'm unashamedly 1 and 2. Bunny is definitely a 1 in the bedroom (and elsewhere)

But there is always room for some 3.

Got too love getting vocal and a little warm up to let her know what she's in for.

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By *nomeforyourboneWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

5) the aggressive one.. yes I fucking like it, stop asking me.

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By *ark742024Man
3 weeks ago

Cheshire

"Tickle your arse with a feather?

So sorry, particularly nice weather."

If you’re going to quite Two Ronnies sketches at least get it right

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 weeks ago

Maidstone

I'll make your toes curl.

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By *orester891Man
3 weeks ago

Always been a very big turn on for me a woman who knows how to use filthy words during sex

There I go getting a hardon thinking about it

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm a no 5

I struggle to play it straight and keep going into a comedy double talk routine

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By *eoBloomsMan
3 weeks ago

Springfield

"I'm a no 5

I struggle to play it straight and keep going into a comedy double talk routine

To me

To you

To me

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By *rthur30Man
3 weeks ago

Warrington

"Tickle your arse with a feather?

So sorry, particularly nice weather.

If you’re going to quite Two Ronnies sketches at least get it right "

The joke was old when the Two Ronnies used it. Similar vintage to NORWICH.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I'm a no 5

I struggle to play it straight and keep going into a comedy double talk routine

To me

To you

To me "

Ah, but they're expecting the second 'to me'

So I'd go:

To me

To you

Push with a stepladder

They wouldn't be expecting that

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By *rilingualMan
3 weeks ago

Guildford

"A Miranda style sweep of my hair while trying to be utterly scrumptious, sadly failing with a poke to the eye and lolloping over my flared trousers and ending up a heap on the floor.

Stylish….Yeah that’ll be my number."

If anyone can pull that off it'll be you.

falls on floor, gets up, "yea I meant to do that" stylee.

Sashay's round, slips on a spilt pint, and falls into a sultry bom bshell's lap.

"Just as planned" you purr to yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Well Brucey, i don’t really do option 1 but any of the other 3 depending on mood and the company i am with.

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By *tanXXXMan
3 weeks ago

North east

No 1

Keeping it real

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
3 weeks ago

Durham

"Four options

1) the good girl/daddy - there's a good girl, fuck me daddy type

2) the NASTY one - I'm gonna break that c*nt, choooke me harder

3) the classy one - I will unsteath your garments and kiss upon thy mound, heavens that feels glorious

4) the flirt around one - 😏😉, sounds fun... That's the extent.

Well?!"

Can there be a 5th option for "awkward as hell?"

"Talk dirty to me..."

"Ok. I've been bad...."

"How bad...?"

"Erm.......I kicked a goose"

"Ohhh.....wait, what

..?!"

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
3 weeks ago

hexham

"Four options

1) the good girl/daddy - there's a good girl, fuck me daddy type

2) the NASTY one - I'm gonna break that c*nt, choooke me harder

3) the classy one - I will unsteath your garments and kiss upon thy mound, heavens that feels glorious

4) the flirt around one - 😏😉, sounds fun... That's the extent.

Well?!"

Hi mmm I am more the “ fu&7)?ngt(£&t wa£&7!?k cu£/4 sl@45? Type

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By *anilla switchWoman
3 weeks ago

Hampshire

"A Miranda style sweep of my hair while trying to be utterly scrumptious, sadly failing with a poke to the eye and lolloping over my flared trousers and ending up a heap on the floor.

Stylish….Yeah that’ll be my number.

If anyone can pull that off it'll be you.

falls on floor, gets up, "yea I meant to do that" stylee.

Sashay's round, slips on a spilt pint, and falls into a sultry bom bshell's lap.

"Just as planned" you purr to yourself.

You’ve met me and you know this to be true!

I Sashay at least twice a day too

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Wife’s amazing, I’m useless!

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By *etKatproject88Woman
3 weeks ago

Bristol

For a really good night you need a combination of all of those

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