FabSwingers.com forum: The UNLOS thread

By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

I really, really miss UNLOS 😓.

And I quite miss UNLOS too 🤷🏻‍♂️.

But I do somewhat feel compelled to add, I rather think Lounge is more enjoyable since UNLOS left as well 🤫.

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By *oopy FroodMan
4 weeks ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

I do hope UNLOS doesn't return

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I do hope UNLOS doesn't return "

I think many will join you in that sentiment, including me.

Although I do hope UNLOS returns.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
4 weeks ago

The Continental

UNLOS will be back. They always come back.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

"UNLOS will be back. They always come back. "

I just hope UNLOS doesn't come back with them 💁🏻‍♂️.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
4 weeks ago

The Continental

That UNLOS bird with the dick, want her back.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

"That UNLOS bird with the dick, want her back. "

You mean UNLOS?

Me too John, me too.

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By *eliWoman
4 weeks ago

I'm (redacted). 😘

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I'm (redacted). 😘"

Agreed xxxx

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
4 weeks ago

The Continental

As long as UNLOS manages to keep their name.

The controversy we've had over names just recently.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

"As long as UNLOS manages to keep their name.

The controversy we've had over names just recently. "

Jeez

Tell me about it.

I think UNLOS has lost theirs forever.

At least UNLOS got theirs back though, so UNLOS might get lucky 🙏.

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

Best sex of my life was with UNLOS.

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By *ark.aitkenMan
4 weeks ago

Newcastle

"I'm (redacted). 😘"

No! I'm spartacunlos.

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By *ark.aitkenMan
4 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Best sex of my life was with UNLOS."

And the worst. Unlos was a poor lover.

But Unlos was amazing. Truly electric.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Best sex of my life was with UNLOS."

They said.

Often.

I told them it was between the two of you, but oh no, UNLOS just had to keep sending me all the detail Nanna.

How did you do that thing with the whisk, welly, and Dyson btw?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I'm (redacted). 😘

No! I'm spartacunlos."

No.

They're SpartacUNLOS.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Best sex of my life was with UNLOS.

And the worst. Unlos was a poor lover.

But Unlos was amazing. Truly electric."

God weren't they amazing 🥵.

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By *a LunaWoman
4 weeks ago

South Wales

It’s like the Hotel California here, you can leave but …..*searches song lyrics* …..yeah. They’ll be back.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

"It’s like the Hotel California here, you can leave but …..*searches song lyrics* …..yeah. They’ll be back.

I banged UNLOS in California once.

In a hotel.

With eagles watching us.

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By *unseeker v2Man
4 weeks ago

Cardiff

"It’s like the Hotel California here, you can leave but …..*searches song lyrics* …..yeah. They’ll be back.

You know it lady!

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By *a LunaWoman
4 weeks ago

South Wales

"It’s like the Hotel California here, you can leave but …..*searches song lyrics* …..yeah. They’ll be back.

I banged UNLOS in California once.

In a hotel.

With eagles watching us."

You’re so cool Nicky! So fucking cool!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
4 weeks ago

St Leonards

"It’s like the Hotel California here, you can leave but …..*searches song lyrics* …..yeah. They’ll be back.

I banged UNLOS in California once.

In a hotel.

With eagles watching us.

You’re so cool Nicky! So fucking cool! "

Nah.

UNLOS is way cooler.

And UNLOS even more 😘.

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

"Best sex of my life was with UNLOS.

They said.

Often.

I told them it was between the two of you, but oh no, UNLOS just had to keep sending me all the detail Nanna.

How did you do that thing with the whisk, welly, and Dyson btw?"

A whole bottle of Oil of Olay.

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By *rHotNottsMan
4 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I don’t miss unlos but the lounge is definitely better with them in it

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By *ife NinjaMan
4 weeks ago

Dunfermline

UNLOS gave me a veri, then left.

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By *oopy FroodMan
4 weeks ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

UNLOS really annoyed me at the end

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By *ools and the brainCouple
4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

To quote Nandor The Relentless

" Fuck ing unlos"

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By *riar BelisseWoman
4 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

"It’s like the Hotel California here, you can leave but …..*searches song lyrics* …..yeah. They’ll be back.

That's normally the moment after, they have pressed the UNLOS button, the famous fab revolving door

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By *HUSH-Man
4 weeks ago

London

I know UNLOS means deleting your account but what do the letters of the acronym actually stand for?

This should go well…..

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By *he ShivsCouple
4 weeks ago

Fife

"I know UNLOS means deleting your account but what do the letters of the acronym actually stand for?

This should go well….."

User No Longer On Site

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By *HUSH-Man
4 weeks ago

London

"I know UNLOS means deleting your account but what do the letters of the acronym actually stand for?

This should go well…..

User No Longer On Site "

Ughhhh 🤦

I really should have been able to figure that out.

I am dumb.

Thank you anyway.

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By *nnCeeWoman
4 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"I know UNLOS means deleting your account but what do the letters of the acronym actually stand for?

This should go well…..

User No Longer On Site

Ughhhh 🤦

I really should have been able to figure that out.

I am dumb.

Thank you anyway."

Nevermind, HUSH. At least you're pretty

(The daft things for which I've asked for clarity. Always obvious when you have the answer!)

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By *.T.Man
4 weeks ago

Near the airport

I hope UNLOS got the help they needed. Being on fab wasn't good for their wellbeing.

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By *ildTimes.Man
4 weeks ago

Colchester/London

UNLOS will be back ...and still be as moody as ever!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
4 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Momma always said that UNLOS was cUNtLOS ..........

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
4 weeks ago

The Continental

I don’t like that I can’t use User No Longer On Site for a username.

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