FabSwingers.com forum: The UNLOS thread

By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

I really, really miss UNLOS 😓.

And I quite miss UNLOS too 🤷🏻‍♂️.

But I do somewhat feel compelled to add, I rather think Lounge is more enjoyable since UNLOS left as well 🤫.

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By *omeones GrumpMan
28 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

I do hope UNLOS doesn't return

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I do hope UNLOS doesn't return "

I think many will join you in that sentiment, including me.

Although I do hope UNLOS returns.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

UNLOS will be back. They always come back.

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

"UNLOS will be back. They always come back. "

I just hope UNLOS doesn't come back with them 💁🏻‍♂️.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

That UNLOS bird with the dick, want her back.

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

"That UNLOS bird with the dick, want her back. "

You mean UNLOS?

Me too John, me too.

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By *eliWoman
28 weeks ago

I'm (redacted). 😘

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I'm (redacted). 😘"

Agreed xxxx

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

As long as UNLOS manages to keep their name.

The controversy we've had over names just recently.

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

"As long as UNLOS manages to keep their name.

The controversy we've had over names just recently. "

Jeez

Tell me about it.

I think UNLOS has lost theirs forever.

At least UNLOS got theirs back though, so UNLOS might get lucky 🙏.

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London

Best sex of my life was with UNLOS.

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By *ark.aitkenMan
28 weeks ago

Newcastle

"I'm (redacted). 😘"

No! I'm spartacunlos.

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By *ark.aitkenMan
28 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Best sex of my life was with UNLOS."

And the worst. Unlos was a poor lover.

But Unlos was amazing. Truly electric.

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Best sex of my life was with UNLOS."

They said.

Often.

I told them it was between the two of you, but oh no, UNLOS just had to keep sending me all the detail Nanna.

How did you do that thing with the whisk, welly, and Dyson btw?

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I'm (redacted). 😘

No! I'm spartacunlos."

No.

They're SpartacUNLOS.

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Best sex of my life was with UNLOS.

And the worst. Unlos was a poor lover.

But Unlos was amazing. Truly electric."

God weren't they amazing 🥵.

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By *a LunaWoman
28 weeks ago

o o OO o o

It’s like the Hotel California here, you can leave but …..*searches song lyrics* …..yeah. They’ll be back.

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

"It’s like the Hotel California here, you can leave but …..*searches song lyrics* …..yeah. They’ll be back.

I banged UNLOS in California once.

In a hotel.

With eagles watching us.

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By *unseeker v2Man
28 weeks ago

Cardiff

"It’s like the Hotel California here, you can leave but …..*searches song lyrics* …..yeah. They’ll be back.

You know it lady!

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By *a LunaWoman
28 weeks ago

o o OO o o

"It’s like the Hotel California here, you can leave but …..*searches song lyrics* …..yeah. They’ll be back.

I banged UNLOS in California once.

In a hotel.

With eagles watching us."

You’re so cool Nicky! So fucking cool!

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By *icky Klungespeare OP Man
28 weeks ago

St Leonards

"It’s like the Hotel California here, you can leave but …..*searches song lyrics* …..yeah. They’ll be back.

I banged UNLOS in California once.

In a hotel.

With eagles watching us.

You’re so cool Nicky! So fucking cool! "

Nah.

UNLOS is way cooler.

And UNLOS even more 😘.

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London

"Best sex of my life was with UNLOS.

They said.

Often.

I told them it was between the two of you, but oh no, UNLOS just had to keep sending me all the detail Nanna.

How did you do that thing with the whisk, welly, and Dyson btw?"

A whole bottle of Oil of Olay.

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By *rHotNottsMan
28 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I don’t miss unlos but the lounge is definitely better with them in it

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By *ife NinjaMan
28 weeks ago

Dunfermline

UNLOS gave me a veri, then left.

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By *omeones GrumpMan
28 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

UNLOS really annoyed me at the end

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By *ools and the brainCouple
28 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

To quote Nandor The Relentless

" Fuck ing unlos"

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By *riar BelisseWoman
28 weeks ago

Holibobs

"It’s like the Hotel California here, you can leave but …..*searches song lyrics* …..yeah. They’ll be back.

That's normally the moment after, they have pressed the UNLOS button, the famous fab revolving door

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I know UNLOS means deleting your account but what do the letters of the acronym actually stand for?

This should go well…..

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"I know UNLOS means deleting your account but what do the letters of the acronym actually stand for?

This should go well….."

User No Longer On Site

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"I know UNLOS means deleting your account but what do the letters of the acronym actually stand for?

This should go well…..

User No Longer On Site "

Ughhhh 🤦

I really should have been able to figure that out.

I am dumb.

Thank you anyway.

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By *nnCeeWoman
28 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"I know UNLOS means deleting your account but what do the letters of the acronym actually stand for?

This should go well…..

User No Longer On Site

Ughhhh 🤦

I really should have been able to figure that out.

I am dumb.

Thank you anyway."

Nevermind, HUSH. At least you're pretty

(The daft things for which I've asked for clarity. Always obvious when you have the answer!)

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I hope UNLOS got the help they needed. Being on fab wasn't good for their wellbeing.

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By *ildTimes.Man
28 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

UNLOS will be back ...and still be as moody as ever!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
28 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Momma always said that UNLOS was cUNtLOS ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I don’t like that I can’t use User No Longer On Site for a username.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
13 weeks ago

Brum

Nice to see unlos back but we’re a bit sad to see unlos has gone missing.

Hopefully unlos can get some rest and recover quickly.

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