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Understanding men part one...

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By *nya Nees OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Brum

Just why?

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Why not?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
3 weeks ago

St Leonards

Yes.

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Just why?"

When we’ve had a stressful day at work and don’t want to tell you what is wrong (because it’s really bad and it ain’t over yet) just want to nap on your body cushion and a bit of head strokey stuff…. This actually does make everything better.

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By *rT25Man
3 weeks ago

South Yorkshire

Don't waste your time🤣

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By *nya Nees OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Brum


"Don't waste your time🤣"

Never a truer word spoken 👍

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

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By *ruceyyMan
3 weeks ago

London

So basically, we love cuddles really, but women do look fine, and so we want to get all close to them pretty early on. Flirting is fun. It doesn't mean we don't want those cuddles, but have you seen a woman bent over? Amazing.

Hope that helps!

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By *ony MannMan
3 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura / Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover

Lol

If I tell you you will worry a d ask too many questions. Let me deal with it.

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By *onjoliveMan
3 weeks ago

bournemouth


"Just why?"

Because we have no idea what we’re doing…so if we’ve no idea we won’t be able to explain it to anyone else

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By *ryingitout19Man
3 weeks ago

Wales

What have we done now?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’m too easily distracted, sorry. Did you say something?

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By *he ShivsCouple
3 weeks ago

Fife

They don’t even know!

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
3 weeks ago

Swansea


"Just why?

When we’ve had a stressful day at work and don’t want to tell you what is wrong (because it’s really bad and it ain’t over yet) just want to nap on your body cushion and a bit of head strokey stuff…. This actually does make everything better.

"

Good to know, because it feels lush for us but am glad it actually helps in some way.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I have to say this post just highlights why there is such an issue in either side understanding the other.

A question out of the blue with absolutely no context and minimal words, like we should just know what the rest of the question is and it's our fault for not, not your inability to communicate effectively.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 weeks ago

Maidstone

Suck his cock. He'll thank you for it.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

It's all good til they start talking.

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By *ags73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Wasn’t me.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Wasn’t me."

Did she catch you on the counter?

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By *ags73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Wasn’t me.

Did she catch you on the counter?"

Shush.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Wasn’t me."

No, it wasn't him. We were playing golf.


"Got you bro"

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By *oopy FroodMan
3 weeks ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Just tell us to sit down and straddle our laps and we will behave

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
3 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"Just why?"

I can't answer that question but, I’m sending over a cup of coffee to perk you up a little

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By *ags73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Wasn’t me.

No, it wasn't him. We were playing golf.

Got you bro"

Cheers man.

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By *a LunaWoman
3 weeks ago

South Wales

In my limited experience, if you feed them and fuck them it keeps them relatively happy.

To make them really happy they need a bit of “out with the lads” time and some gaming time.

Never ever ask them what they’re thinking about or if they fancy a trip to IKEA on Sunday.

Job done.

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By *eacresteMan
3 weeks ago

hart village - Hartlepool


"Just why?"

Gawd - here we go

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By *eacresteMan
3 weeks ago

hart village - Hartlepool


"In my limited experience, if you feed them and fuck them it keeps them relatively happy.

To make them really happy they need a bit of “out with the lads” time and some gaming time.

Never ever ask them what they’re thinking about or if they fancy a trip to IKEA on Sunday.

Job done.

"

And lrav the toilet seat up! Not down, up!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

I think I have a tame one. I think.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"Just why?"

Just becasue.

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By *midnight-Woman
3 weeks ago

...

Their mum's were too exhausted to show them what to do

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
3 weeks ago

Ipswich

Uncontrollable

Inconsistency

Cuddles and spooning optional

Feed with caution never after Midnight

Keep in cool warm environment

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

I've three Sons,2 bros and 4 grown up Grandsons and I still don't understand men

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By *over of ladiesMan
3 weeks ago

cannock


"In my limited experience, if you feed them and fuck them it keeps them relatively happy.

To make them really happy they need a bit of “out with the lads” time and some gaming time.

Never ever ask them what they’re thinking about or if they fancy a trip to IKEA on Sunday.

Job done.

"

Marry me

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By *horshammer132Man
3 weeks ago

Stockport

Ok .. heres a bit of insight into how most men think.. not all so don't have a go if you disagree..

1. When we say were thinking of or doing nothing.. we literally mean exactly that. Or we thinking about how aliens built the pyramids.

2. We don't understand hints. Tell us what you want or need in easy to understand sentences.

3. Be specific. If you want a room decorated tell us exactly. Room/colour/budget/timescale

4. Yes we have feelings too. But we don't normally talk about them.

5. Show us we matter. Say thanks for the stuff we do. Tell us we look/smell good. That stuff lasts us days of feeling good. Just appreciate us.

And lastly remember men probably only get flowers bought for them once .. at their funeral.

Be nice .. it's nice to be nice

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