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"If it’s my partner? Or a lover? Or daughter? I’m getting a hot water bottle, their fave drink and some chocolate. If it’s anyone else? I’m saying ‘ok’ and I’m leaving the room or carrying on whatever I was doing. " 👍 | |||
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"Get her favourite snack, throw it at her. Then run and hide." My husband has done this, running off yelling “the demon has been fed” | |||
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"It’s hard to trust someone that bleeds so much but doesn’t bleed out. When you think about it. "I bleed at random. I wouldn't trust me. | |||
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"Get her favourite snack, throw it at her. Then run and hide. My husband has done this, running off yelling “the demon has been fed”" Agreed with Bella and Eva, with an addendum: Once the demon has been fed (usually multiple times) and eventually emerges into your non-demon zone, simply say "I'm sorry my darling, it was all my fault, and I promise never to do it again." No one in the universe has any idea what you're apologising for (the possible exception of your mere existence aside), so the promise is always fully adhered to. And you took the punch, right? Which allows the demon to feel fully exonerated from any culpability. You're welcome x | |||
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"Get her favourite snack, throw it at her. Then run and hide. My husband has done this, running off yelling “the demon has been fed”" 
Works everytime, let us snack in peace 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Get her favourite snack, throw it at her. Then run and hide. My husband has done this, running off yelling “the demon has been fed” Agreed with Bella and Eva, with an addendum: Once the demon has been fed (usually multiple times) and eventually emerges into your non-demon zone, simply say "I'm sorry my darling, it was all my fault, and I promise never to do it again." No one in the universe has any idea what you're apologising for (the possible exception of your mere existence aside), so the promise is always fully adhered to. And you took the punch, right? Which allows the demon to feel fully exonerated from any culpability. You're welcome x" Always apologise 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Thrust your cock in her mouth to shut her up. She'll thank you for it. " Or she'll bite it off... one or the other 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Thrust your cock in her mouth to shut her up. She'll thank you for it. Or she'll bite it off... one or the other 🤣🤣" It's definitely getting bitten off | |||
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"Thrust your cock in her mouth to shut her up. She'll thank you for it. Or she'll bite it off... one or the other 🤣🤣 It's definitely getting bitten off " | |||
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"Thrust your cock in her mouth to shut her up. She'll thank you for it. Or she'll bite it off... one or the other 🤣🤣 It's definitely getting bitten off "But she'll feel so much better!😂 | |||
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"Thrust your cock in her mouth to shut her up. She'll thank you for it. Or she'll bite it off... one or the other 🤣🤣 It's definitely getting bitten off
But she'll feel so much better!😂"Exactly 🤣 | |||
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"Point out that human existence is a conundrum whereby each of us exists, for as long as we live, within an overall condition of nothingness." They love that one ✅️. Makes them all soft and fluffy and cuddly 💓. | |||
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"I want to know what the prize is before I make any further contributions..." You will like it trust me ! | |||
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"Get her favourite snack, throw it at her. Then run and hide." I like it, two points. I imagined a hand grenade disguised as chocolate and then hiding behind the sofa while she blew up , I’m sure that’s not what you meant…. | |||
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"A little Monday quiz, there’s a super duper prize for the highest score, correct or funny answers A woman just randomly bursts out crying whilst on her period , you ask her what is wrong and she says nothing. What actions should you take?" Self Education. | |||
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"If it’s my partner? Or a lover? Or daughter? I’m getting a hot water bottle, their fave drink and some chocolate. " Oh, that’s very nice. Kind of like pretending there is something wrong and doing the same… 2 points | |||
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"Wait to be blamed for something that happened in a dream? 😅" And then try and talk yourself out of the thing that you never did ? 1 point | |||
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"Tell her to cheer up." Haha! No points | |||
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"Ask if a bit of anal would help take her mind off of it
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"Thrust your cock in her mouth to shut her up. She'll thank you for it. " Just when you thought you had learnt to understand women hey, you come along. 3 points for that , obviously if a man had said this, he would be stoned & outcast | |||
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"Thrust your cock in her mouth to shut her up. She'll thank you for it. " Yes. And rap the lyrics ’I know you got your period, baby, can you suck it?  ’ | |||
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"Point out that human existence is a conundrum whereby each of us exists, for as long as we live, within an overall condition of nothingness." I’m sure there’s an alternate reality somewhere where this works, possibly. | |||
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"Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over." I suppose that’s slightly better than skimming 80’s CD’s at her head. 1 point | |||
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"A little Monday quiz, there’s a super duper prize for the highest score, correct or funny answers A woman just randomly bursts out crying whilst on her period , you ask her what is wrong and she says nothing. What actions should you take? Self Education. " That sounds even harder than reading profiles, come on granny read the room, some things might work in theory … 0.5 points | |||
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"Waiting for the Understanding Men thread....🤔. " Do it! Do it! | |||
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"Waiting for the Understanding Men thread....🤔. " We all know that all you need to know is we're either hungry or horny so if you bring us a sandwich and it doesn't work then it's the other one... | |||
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"She said she’s fine. NFA If she’s fine then then that’s that. If she’s not fine and tries to drink your blood later on because she said she was fine, but wasn’t fine, and you didnt pick up that the ‘im fine’ offered was in fact a trap, then theres no escaping it. Best of luck OP. " Yeah this makes so much sense, but if she wants to drink my blood, she should just ask, it would be a big fat yes | |||
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"Check your dairy and make sure its not her birthday" This is so good. You are clearly a man that really knows the inner workings of women’s minds, with wisdom well beyond your years. 2 points | |||
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"Tell her to stop being so dramatic, then ask her if a blowjob is on the cards tonight. " She understands! | |||
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"A little Monday quiz, there’s a super duper prize for the highest score, correct or funny answers A woman just randomly bursts out crying whilst on her period , you ask her what is wrong and she says nothing. What actions should you take?" Butts don't bleed right? | |||
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"A little Monday quiz, there’s a super duper prize for the highest score, correct or funny answers A woman just randomly bursts out crying whilst on her period , you ask her what is wrong and she says nothing. What actions should you take?" Oooft. Like there is a right answer 😆 | |||
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"A little Monday quiz, there’s a super duper prize for the highest score, correct or funny answers A woman just randomly bursts out crying whilst on her period , you ask her what is wrong and she says nothing. What actions should you take?" Run a bath, chocolate bar and wine beside it… then pray you didn’t forget to put a washing on or leave you shoes in the wrong place | |||
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"A little Monday quiz, there’s a super duper prize for the highest score, correct or funny answers A woman just randomly bursts out crying whilst on her period , you ask her what is wrong and she says nothing. What actions should you take? Butts don't bleed right? " Wrong. Men have period too you know, don’t believe everything that nasty Harry Potter lady says…. | |||
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"A patronising hug followed by the words “you do so much” "This is good. I like this one in fact, there could be a little app for your phone full of little phrases like ‘you do too much’ and ‘youre coping so well’ so that we don’t have to think of them ourselves. 2 points | |||
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"A little Monday quiz, there’s a super duper prize for the highest score, correct or funny answers A woman just randomly bursts out crying whilst on her period , you ask her what is wrong and she says nothing. What actions should you take? Run a bath, chocolate bar and wine beside it… then pray you didn’t forget to put a washing on or leave you shoes in the wrong place " Fuck is this what drives the married men to FAB? How can there be a wrong place for shoes? Surely the correct place is where ever they come off your feet? | |||
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"Tell her to stop being so dramatic, then ask her if a blowjob is on the cards tonight. She understands!" Totally. Just switch the two words ‘tell’ and ‘ask’ & it’s perfect . 2 points | |||
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" How can there be a wrong place for shoes? Surely the correct place is where ever they come off your feet? " This is entirely correct. Also works for socks. Ask my daughter. And me, come to that😄 | |||
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"Personally I always liked having the pain fucked out of me, but some men are a bit squeamish about that kind of thing. "There's no room for squeamishness when a fucks in the offing | |||
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"Personally I always liked having the pain fucked out of me, but some men are a bit squeamish about that kind of thing. "Yep! My ex used to wrestle with me so I could get out all my frustration. Normally ended in rough raw sex. That seemed to work wonders! | |||
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"The correct answer is: Nothing, everything, supply chocolate, kittens and puppies. Hug's or stay well clear. Put dirty dancing on or so e sort of rom com or a violent revenge film where the leading lady Hunt's down and gets rid of a gang of MEN in the most gruesome possible way. Offer foot rubs,do the housework but for the love of god make sure you do it how she wants it not how you think it should be done. Wine if available Failing that rum. Don't go to the pub without her for god's sake don't ,it will be taken down and used as evidence against you at a later stage. Remove all sharp knives from the immediate vicinity. Be confident when approaching but avoid eye contact and make no sudden moves." Oh and a hot water bottle | |||
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"Point out that human existence is a conundrum whereby each of us exists, for as long as we live, within an overall condition of nothingness. They love that one ✅️. Makes them all soft and fluffy and cuddly 💓. " I thought that was Bold 3in1? | |||
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"A little Monday quiz, there’s a super duper prize for the highest score, correct or funny answers A woman just randomly bursts out crying whilst on her period , you ask her what is wrong and she says nothing. What actions should you take?" First we need to get things straight, not just periods that contribute to mood swings. Menopause mood swings suck. It's an ongoing battle. Secondly, do you mean she responds and says "nothing" or she just doesn't respond? Actions? Well the old adage says they speak louder than words so I'd leave her well alone with the caveat of "talk to me when you're ready but I'll bring you a cuppa anyway." But DON'T leave the used teabag in the sink/leave milk out of the fridge/break her favourite mug/ etc... Tea is a great healer. Alongside time xx | |||
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"Get then there slippers and house coat," House coat?!😳 If they are that old I’d just put them out to rest at the bottom of the garden | |||
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"Get then there slippers and house coat, House coat?!😳 If they are that old I’d just put them out to rest at the bottom of the garden " My sons 24 yr old girlfriend has a house coat,think we used to call then bathrobes | |||
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"Get then there slippers and house coat, House coat?!😳 If they are that old I’d just put them out to rest at the bottom of the garden My sons 24 yr old girlfriend has a house coat,think we used to call then bathrobes" Are you sure she’s not really 124 ? Hairdressers can do wonders these days with a bit of filler | |||
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"This is like a "starter for 10" question on University Challenge. The real test comes when the periods start fucking up, menopause is the big quiz with no right answers, buckle up guys it's gonna be a bumpy ride haha, Mrs x" Cockalate fixes all these if the a new wonder drug containing Cock, Chocolate & Latte. | |||
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"The correct answer is: Nothing, everything, supply chocolate, kittens and puppies." It’s 2025, kittens and puppies are old school, should we be keeping a goat or a sloth on hand ? | |||
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"This is like a "starter for 10" question on University Challenge. The real test comes when the periods start fucking up, menopause is the big quiz with no right answers, buckle up guys it's gonna be a bumpy ride haha, Mrs x" Went through menopause 3 times with the wife,during various treatments,it really is a minefield crash helmets and body Armour are a must lol | |||
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"Hide all the sharp things in the house" Shitebag. Keeps things interesting | |||
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"Get her favourite snack, throw it at her. Then run and hide. My husband has done this, running off yelling “the demon has been fed” Agreed with Bella and Eva, with an addendum: Once the demon has been fed (usually multiple times) and eventually emerges into your non-demon zone, simply say "I'm sorry my darling, it was all my fault, and I promise never to do it again." No one in the universe has any idea what you're apologising for (the possible exception of your mere existence aside), so the promise is always fully adhered to. And you took the punch, right? Which allows the demon to feel fully exonerated from any culpability. You're welcome x Always apologise 🤷♀️" *Does not work on all women. Apologising to me when you don't understand what's wrong or how or why to avoid it happening again then a hollow apology may result in it being bitten off 💜 | |||
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"Get her favourite snack, throw it at her. Then run and hide." One male and three females in our house. Experience says never to deviate from the above advice! | |||
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"A little Monday quiz, there’s a super duper prize for the highest score, correct or funny answers A woman just randomly bursts out crying whilst on her period , you ask her what is wrong and she says nothing. What actions should you take?" Walk away, keep a safe distance and throw chocolate bars if she looks ready to emotional outburst. | |||
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"A little Monday quiz, there’s a super duper prize for the highest score, correct or funny answers A woman just randomly bursts out crying whilst on her period , you ask her what is wrong and she says nothing. What actions should you take? Butts don't bleed right? " Depends on the size of the strap-on I'm using and whether I've forgotten the lube | |||
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"Cook a nice meal, run a nice bath (candles and all the rest of it) Then have the meal and think to yourself, "who was that random woman crying earlier?""
You know you've been added to the hive-mind hitlist now right?
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"A little Monday quiz, there’s a super duper prize for the highest score, correct or funny answers A woman just randomly bursts out crying whilst on her period , you ask her what is wrong and she says nothing. What actions should you take?" Carry on mission accomplished  | |||
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