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"Leaving you there until after the Liverpool v Man Utd game has finished "Please give me score updates  | |||
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"Checking to see if you're a French woman with an evil husband. Gbat " Good call  | |||
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"Go out for dinner and drinks with mates but will bring you back a box of left overs "And feed it to me? | |||
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"Watch WHMS with headphones so you can only tell where it's up to by my commentary and quotes. 😂" I didn’t have you down as a domme Julie  | |||
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"Go out for dinner and drinks with mates but will bring you back a box of left overs
And feed it to me? "No time for that. Will untie you for five mins and you are on your own. Still blindfolded though, adfing to the excitment of what you are eating. Unless 8f course you shout 'I am a celebrity, get me out of here'  | |||
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"I’m taking a beginners self taught course in taxidermy." God. Fuck you. | |||
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"Go out for dinner and drinks with mates but will bring you back a box of left overs
And feed it to me?
No time for that. Will untie you for five mins and you are on your own. Still blindfolded though, adfing to the excitment of what you are eating. Unless 8f course you shout 'I am a celebrity, get me out of here' "I won’t do it. I want to make sure camp are fed!!! | |||
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"Watch WHMS with headphones so you can only tell where it's up to by my commentary and quotes. 😂 I didn’t have you down as a domme Julie "I'm switchy. 🤩 | |||
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"Cover you in honey And open the bee hive " 
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"Watch WHMS with headphones so you can only tell where it's up to by my commentary and quotes. 😂 I didn’t have you down as a domme Julie
I'm switchy. 🤩"Ffs. I hate you  | |||
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"Covering you with honey and popcorn then letting the cats lick you clean " Ah. You know I’m ticklish. You did your research | |||
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"Tuck you in with a blankie, it's chilly out 🥶🥶🥶" 🥰🥰🥰 Will you stay for cuddles | |||
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"Fapping to thoughts of you naked and cuffed to a bed. Offft "Oh but I can’t see 
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"How are you typing and looking at replies?" Accessibility functions on phones are marvellous nowadays | |||
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"How are you typing and looking at replies?" Siri, read and write. Gbat | |||
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"How are you typing and looking at replies?" I have a scribe | |||
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"How are you typing and looking at replies? I have a scribe" He will watch everything. Can get involved if you like. | |||
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"Robbing your porn stash" I hope you like older women | |||
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"Covering you with honey and popcorn then letting the cats lick you clean Ah. You know I’m ticklish. You did your research " | |||
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"Covering you with honey and popcorn then letting the cats lick you clean Ah. You know I’m ticklish. You did your research
"I’m not afraid. You can do worse. | |||
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"Tickling your feet with a fearher duster "*farts* | |||
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"Bear claws " Oh ffs | |||
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"Bear claws Oh ffs " You would love them 😍 | |||
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"What are you doing?
Most creative answer gets a nude. "Wonder how we had the same idea for self bondage | |||
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"Leaving you there until after the Liverpool v Man Utd game has finished
Please give me score updates "Are you still tied up? It's 0-0 at half time  | |||
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"Wrong thread 🙈🙈" Please have been the 7 word erotica thread! 😂😂👌 | |||
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"Wrong thread 🙈🙈 Please have been the 7 word erotica thread! 😂😂👌" It was 🙈🤣🤣 | |||
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"Organ harvesting." Kill me first. | |||
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"Creating art with wax all over you "Do it. | |||
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"Telling you to get out of IKEA 🤦" Shouldn’t have cuffed me then you numpty | |||
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"Hot wax" Hmmmmm. | |||
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"Making shure your securely tied up so you don't fall out of bed. "Thank you for being considerate | |||
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"Il check to see if your circumsised "I most certainly am not | |||
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"Measuring your member for research purposes. " It’s not big. Bring a 15cm ruler | |||
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"Tweaking your nipples with my litter picker while I use your index finger to masturbate. "
I’m in | |||
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"Eating my dinner off of your bare bum." That’s not curry sauce | |||
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"Going for a long soak with a glass of gin. If there's one thing I've learnt, it's to take full advantage of any opportunity for a moment's peace. "Good call. ❤️ | |||
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"Wrong thread 🙈🙈 Please have been the 7 word erotica thread! 😂😂👌 It was 🙈🤣🤣" sounds like another cut and paste anarchy is on the cards... | |||
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"Telling you to get out of IKEA 🤦 Shouldn’t have cuffed me then you numpty" Call me numpty again and you'll be cuffed to a dog bed in a pet store 😘 | |||
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"Telling you to get out of IKEA 🤦 Shouldn’t have cuffed me then you numpty Call me numpty again and you'll be cuffed to a dog bed in a pet store 😘" Shut up. Numpty.  | |||
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"Telling you to get out of IKEA 🤦 Shouldn’t have cuffed me then you numpty Call me numpty again and you'll be cuffed to a dog bed in a pet store 😘 Shut up. Numpty. " | |||
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"Telling you to get out of IKEA 🤦 Shouldn’t have cuffed me then you numpty Call me numpty again and you'll be cuffed to a dog bed in a pet store 😘 Shut up. Numpty.
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"Please will someone sit on my face. Fully clothed. Not for either of our sexual pleasure" If you insist
I'm keeping my new threads on tho. | |||
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"Well, fuck. I'm late again! "Never too late | |||
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