FabSwingers.com forum: If you charged for sex....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... what hourly rate would you be worth?

*This is only for fun folks*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd end up on the dole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be in debt

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By *um and get it.Couple
over a year ago

Spalding

A fiver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

27 p and a cadburys cream egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry Lambrini and some kettle chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50p and a pound of grapes - well that girl in adrian mole got it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thousand quid, I'm not easy you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what hourly rate would you be worth?

*This is only for fun folks*"

£1000 for 5 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My add would read "free to good home ( and it doesn't even have to be that good )"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"27 p and a cadburys cream egg"

good job i love licking a cadburys creme egg out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room and Board...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The very idea that my body might be for sale for someone's sexual gratification repulses me. The very sugg

Sorry, couldn't get through that rant with a straight face......It's £100 an hour and all the haribo I can eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"27 p and a cadburys cream egg

good job i love licking a cadburys creme egg out!"

I never said you could put it there....how very rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what hourly rate would you be worth?

*This is only for fun folks*

£1000 for 5 mins

Looking at your pics I might not even last 5 mins - would I get a refund?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs creme eggs when there are so many beautiful ladies here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who needs creme eggs when there are so many beautiful ladies here...

Me i need cream eggs a girl has to keep her strength up all this whoring is hungry work ya know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you keep eating the creme eggs and I'll keep eating.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Xbox game and taxi fare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what hourly rate would you be worth?

*This is only for fun folks*

£1000 for 5 mins

Looking at your pics I might not even last 5 mins - would I get a refund?

Ok 1p refund?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Bus fare home..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what hourly rate would you be worth?

*This is only for fun folks*

£1000 for 5 mins

Looking at your pics I might not even last 5 mins - would I get a refund?

Ok 1p refund?

It would have to be stopwatch measured and quid pro quo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somethings in life are priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"27 p and a cadburys cream egg

good job i love licking a cadburys creme egg out!

I never said you could put it there....how very rude!

put it where?! - now you're the one whose mind went to the gutter first!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"27 p and a cadburys cream egg

good job i love licking a cadburys creme egg out!

I never said you could put it there....how very rude!

put it where?! - now you're the one whose mind went to the gutter first!!!"

My bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1.37 per litre!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please . ( the younger amongst us won't remember that song lol)

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

What an interesting thought. I would charge whatever the market would bear. How I get to that price beats me but it would be great finding out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"27 p and a cadburys cream egg

good job i love licking a cadburys creme egg out!

I never said you could put it there....how very rude!

put it where?! - now you're the one whose mind went to the gutter first!!!

My bad

well, as recompense, you now have to let me eat one out of there!! deal?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mrs tried it for Day she came home with £37.50, I said who gave you the 50 p she said they all did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bag of chips and I'm anyone's hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm yours for the price of an evening of flirtatious conversation and a cheeky smile!*

*Beer not included.

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By *arahJay1958TV/TS
over a year ago

BRADFORD

mmm 2 pairs of ff/nylons.. a sexy 6 strap ob girdle and £100 for full day :

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm worth a lot but the sex... how much loose change do you have in your pocket?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm worth a lot but the sex... how much loose change do you have in your pocket?"

32p, half a packet of Airwaves and some blue fluff... now get ya drawers off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thibk I would still be paying others to gave sex with me then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be broke as would have to pay people to sleep with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are priceless

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I'd want an egg.

A Faberge egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gem quality pearl necklaces!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn! Why didn't I think of that!

I want diamonds

(As well as the 1k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what hourly rate would you be worth?

*This is only for fun folks*

£1000 for 5 mins

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How about £500 for 2 1/2 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what hourly rate would you be worth?

*This is only for fun folks*

£1000 for 5 mins

How about £500 for 2 1/2 mins

Erm 1 min 45 secs is my limit for that price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd also settle for a diamond, emerald cut, colour H or better, clarity VS1 or better, over 2ct as I already have one that is 1.19ct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what hourly rate would you be worth?

*This is only for fun folks*

£1000 for 5 mins

How about £500 for 2 1/2 mins

Erm 1 min 45 secs is my limit for that price

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oooh I'm sure I could manage that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what hourly rate would you be worth?

*This is only for fun folks*

£1000 for 5 mins

How about £500 for 2 1/2 mins

Erm 1 min 45 secs is my limit for that price

oooh I'm sure I could manage that

Yeah that's hello out the way haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what hourly rate would you be worth?

*This is only for fun folks*

£1000 for 5 mins

How about £500 for 2 1/2 mins

Erm 1 min 45 secs is my limit for that price

oooh I'm sure I could manage that

Yeah that's hello out the way haha"
Blown it in record time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what hourly rate would you be worth?

*This is only for fun folks*

£1000 for 5 mins

How about £500 for 2 1/2 mins

Erm 1 min 45 secs is my limit for that price

oooh I'm sure I could manage that

Yeah that's hello out the way haha Blown it in record time

Hope you are a repeater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what hourly rate would you be worth?

*This is only for fun folks*

£1000 for 5 mins

How about £500 for 2 1/2 mins

Erm 1 min 45 secs is my limit for that price

oooh I'm sure I could manage that

Yeah that's hello out the way haha Blown it in record time

Hope you are a repeater

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wait one minute while I reload

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I'd charge £ per lb per minute...room on drive for Securicor van carrying your money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... what hourly rate would you be worth?

*This is only for fun folks*

£1000 for 5 mins

How about £500 for 2 1/2 mins

Erm 1 min 45 secs is my limit for that price

oooh I'm sure I could manage that

Yeah that's hello out the way haha Blown it in record time

Hope you are a repeater

wait one minute while I reload

You've only got 1 min 45 secs!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50p... sorry I cant afford more

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"... what hourly rate would you be worth?

*This is only for fun folks*"
Depends what the hour was spent doing.....I mean what sex acts and jiggery pokery were taking place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trillions of pounds

Bit in this recession methinks £100 for a BJ

£200 for sex and £250 for anal

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

Nothing! But I'd give nectar points.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1 a week, no refunds for shorter sessions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do it for 2 cans of Vimto and a bag of Bombay Mix

I did however get offered 1000 camels for me ex in Egypt once. I would have taken it if the camels weren't so flea-bitten!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be giving refunds back lol

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