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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How would you dump someone?

By text...

Just never reply to their messages ever again....

Or something else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them directly face to face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know never done it

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Tell them directly face to face"

This.

If circumstances didn't allow for this, i'd ring them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta be face to face.

Unless they're a proper psycho. Then carrier pigeon, maybe

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Always been dumped by text

Always the dumped never the dumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only saddos and cowards do it by text. Man up and do it properly....

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Ctrl-Alt-Delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell them directly face to face"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im an adult i would sit down and tell them face to face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im an adult i would sit down and tell them face to face."

This!! Cowards take the other option!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only saddos and cowards do it by text. Man up and do it properly...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (B) have never had to dump someone since the invention of mobile phones and computers. I'm sure the same could be said for Ju. (Hope so anyway)

The cowardly way when I was courting was to get your mate to do the dumping.

Your couldn't even ignore their calls as there was also no caller ID in those days.

God I sound old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im an adult i would sit down and tell them face to face."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unchain them and let them go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dumped two girls both face to face. Been dumped by more girks than i can count, all by text and they say were they gutless ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unchain them and let them go."

Or leave them chained up...

How about writing "you're dumped" backwards across their forehead in permanent marker while they are asleep?

Or sending them a box with a headless teddy bear and "you're dumped" written on a post-it rammed down into the neck stuffing?

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By *ipper DeVineTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth

By Ninga Rejection? dont call them, dont answer phone, don't txt, don't see them. Just vanish from there life's 8)

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I once got my friend Mark (who is a ninja) to dump my girlfriend for me by phone as it was her birthday and I didn't want to buy her a present.

The good news is we got back together after her birthday, I'm not a fucking monster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got my friend Mark (who is a ninja) to dump my girlfriend for me by phone as it was her birthday and I didn't want to buy her a present.

The good news is we got back together after her birthday, I'm not a fucking monster! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the length of relationship i guess; but face to face is best unless there is lots of issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face to face if its logistically possible, phone call if not.

If it's not a relationship but a friendship or casual sex then slowly withdrawing from all communications can be easier than a face to face thing.

I've done the face to face 'we're seeing too much of each other' I dont want to be your .... and it didn't end well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unchain them and let them go.

Or leave them chained up...

How about writing "you're dumped" backwards across their forehead in permanent marker while they are asleep?

Or sending them a box with a headless teddy bear and "you're dumped" written on a post-it rammed down into the neck stuffing?

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ooooh elaborate dumping, like it. How about the old route to work trick. Get bedsheets and hang them along your intended victims route to work. Paint on the first one the name so they get excited, then "you're dumped!". Then further along any of the following

You're shit in bed.

You have the clap.

I killed your goldfish.

Just used you to get to your friend.

Have a clout like a welly top/willy like a toddlers finger.

You suck the joy from my very soul.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unchain them and let them go.

Or leave them chained up...

How about writing "you're dumped" backwards across their forehead in permanent marker while they are asleep?

Or sending them a box with a headless teddy bear and "you're dumped" written on a post-it rammed down into the neck stuffing?

ooooh elaborate dumping, like it. How about the old route to work trick. Get bedsheets and hang them along your intended victims route to work. Paint on the first one the name so they get excited, then "you're dumped!". Then further along any of the following

You're shit in bed.

You have the clap.

I killed your goldfish.

Just used you to get to your friend.

Have a clout like a welly top/willy like a toddlers finger.

You suck the joy from my very soul.

"

Just nipping out to buy some sheets....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your friend to dump them for you like they did at school

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Would depend on reason why...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this include meets from here? If so, im always the dumped (ie cancelled)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My ex husband went to work in the morning and disappeared for three days, he then rang to tell me he had left me. I kind of guessed. I had noway of contacting him in that time so i was a bit worried to start with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex husband went to work in the morning and disappeared for three days, he then rang to tell me he had left me. I kind of guessed. I had noway of contacting him in that time so i was a bit worried to start with"

At least he called you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex husband went to work in the morning and disappeared for three days, he then rang to tell me he had left me. I kind of guessed. I had noway of contacting him in that time so i was a bit worried to start with"

Wish all my ex husbands would sod off.

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