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"Can I have egg on toast please, side of sausage and a cup of tay.. cheers." .of course you can. 😁 Woul you like anything else? with that? | |||
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"Can I have egg on toast please, side of sausage and a cup of tay.. cheers..of course you can. 😁 Woul you like anything else? with that? "I'm still waking up 🤣 The typos..  | |||
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"Coffee with cream. 2x sausage, 2 x bacon and 2 x eggs, please. " .of course coming right up, would you like anything else? | |||
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"Thick white buttery toast for us both with an English breakfast tea and a flat white please toots " Of course coming right up, would you like anything else? I forgot about the muffins I just got in! | |||
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"Can I have egg on toast please, side of sausage and a cup of tay.. cheers..of course you can. 😁 Woul you like anything else? with that? "A server that's awake please  | |||
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"Can I have egg on toast please, side of sausage and a cup of tay.. cheers..of course you can. 😁 Woul you like anything else? with that?
A server that's awake please "Ahah sorry about that, tell you what I'll throw you some muffins on your order as an apology. | |||
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"A very strong coffee And some cyanide pls " I serve good coffee but I won't be serving you cyanide how about one of my delicious muffins that just came in? There super soft and tasty! | |||
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"An espresso and a baked alaska please. Also a long shovel and a guy with muscles. Thank you. "Ooh coming right up!.. think i know a guy. | |||
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"Coffee please! Those muffins sound good too "Coming right up, either one. Muffin of course.
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"Morning Sir Toot, a tea with a sweetner would go done well right now if I may please?" Of course you can, want a muffin I've got plenty to go around. | |||
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"Good morning OP Thank you for your generous offer … please may I have a strong mug of Barry’s tea pls And a well done bacon baguette 🥖 A perfect start to a very wet tiny corner of Hampshire Thank you " Of course it's my pleasure, I'll get that done for you.
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"Morning Sir Toot, a tea with a sweetner would go done well right now if I may please? Of course you can, want a muffin I've got plenty to go around. "Am nil by mouth this early, need Tea first  | |||
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"Morning Sir Toot, a tea with a sweetner would go done well right now if I may please? Of course you can, want a muffin I've got plenty to go around.
Am nil by mouth this early, need Tea first "Ah I see well just shout if you do | |||
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"A very strong coffee And some cyanide pls I serve good coffee but I won't be serving you cyanide how about one of my delicious muffins that just came in? There super soft and tasty!" Oh il just have a nice sausage that I can sink my teeth into pls | |||
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"Good morning,could I have a strong white coffee,a full English with a Lil tart on the side." .of course you can, anything else? Maybe a muffin? | |||
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"A very strong coffee And some cyanide pls I serve good coffee but I won't be serving you cyanide how about one of my delicious muffins that just came in? There super soft and tasty! Oh il just have a nice sausage that I can sink my teeth into pls "I do have a nice sausage round the back quite fresh. If your interested of course. | |||
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"Good morning,could I have a strong white coffee,a full English with a Lil tart on the side..of course you can, anything else? Maybe a muffin? "Love a muffin,but not sure I could do a muffin and a tart | |||
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"Good morning OP Thank you for your generous offer … please may I have a strong mug of Barry’s tea pls And a well done bacon baguette 🥖 A perfect start to a very wet tiny corner of Hampshire Thank you Of course it's my pleasure, I'll get that done for you.
Want a muffin aswell? "Oh yes please … so generous! Thank you | |||
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"A very strong coffee And some cyanide pls I serve good coffee but I won't be serving you cyanide how about one of my delicious muffins that just came in? There super soft and tasty! Oh il just have a nice sausage that I can sink my teeth into pls
I do have a nice sausage round the back quite fresh.
If your interested of course. "Well I am quite partial to a nice bit of sausage on a chilly morning | |||
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"Good morning,could I have a strong white coffee,a full English with a Lil tart on the side..of course you can, anything else? Maybe a muffin?
Love a muffin,but not sure I could do a muffin and a tart"Well take it home my friend, it all free so no worries on my end! | |||
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"Good morning OP Thank you for your generous offer … please may I have a strong mug of Barry’s tea pls And a well done bacon baguette 🥖 A perfect start to a very wet tiny corner of Hampshire Thank you Of course it's my pleasure, I'll get that done for you.
Want a muffin aswell?
Oh yes please … so generous! Thank you "Your very welcome.
Enjoy sir there good. | |||
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"A very strong coffee And some cyanide pls I serve good coffee but I won't be serving you cyanide how about one of my delicious muffins that just came in? There super soft and tasty! Oh il just have a nice sausage that I can sink my teeth into pls
I do have a nice sausage round the back quite fresh.
If your interested of course.
Well I am quite partial to a nice bit of sausage on a chilly morning "Well I'm.sure it will warm you up nicely. | |||
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"Good morning,could I have a strong white coffee,a full English with a Lil tart on the side..of course you can, anything else? Maybe a muffin?
Love a muffin,but not sure I could do a muffin and a tart
Well take it home my friend, it all free so no worries on my end!"Sounds good will eat muffin for afternoon tea,with a strong cup of Yorkshire | |||
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"A very strong coffee And some cyanide pls I serve good coffee but I won't be serving you cyanide how about one of my delicious muffins that just came in? There super soft and tasty! Oh il just have a nice sausage that I can sink my teeth into pls
I do have a nice sausage round the back quite fresh.
If your interested of course.
Well I am quite partial to a nice bit of sausage on a chilly morning
Well I'm.sure it will warm you up nicely. "Oh it will definitely do the trick | |||
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"Good morning,could I have a strong white coffee,a full English with a Lil tart on the side..of course you can, anything else? Maybe a muffin?
Love a muffin,but not sure I could do a muffin and a tart
Well take it home my friend, it all free so no worries on my end!
Sounds good will eat muffin for afternoon tea,with a strong cup of Yorkshire "Good good, it's very rare you get quality premium food at a the lowest possible. | |||
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"Morning.. Full English.. Hold the Tomatoes and a Jug of Black Coffee please.." . Of course coming right my good sir, anything else, a muffin perhaps? | |||
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"Morning.. Full English.. Hold the Tomatoes and a Jug of Black Coffee please... Of course coming right my good sir, anything else, a muffin perhaps?" Morning to You too Sir I would love a nice muffin to eat but sadly they're in high demand | |||
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"Morning toots, Can I please have a cappuccino and a muffin aswell x" Of course you can, coming right up! Anything else? | |||
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"Morning Sir Toot, a tea with a sweetner would go done well right now if I may please? Of course you can, want a muffin I've got plenty to go around.
Am nil by mouth this early, need Tea first
Ah I see well just shout if you do "I will do | |||
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 ) so I'll just have a tea for now thanks. Maybe some porridge with berries a bit later if i may? | |||
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"Morning.. Full English.. Hold the Tomatoes and a Jug of Black Coffee please... Of course coming right my good sir, anything else, a muffin perhaps? Morning to You too Sir I would love a nice muffin to eat but sadly they're in high demand " Sir I have plenty to go round, your in Toots cafe after all. | |||
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"I'm trying to lose weight (again ) so I'll just have a tea for now thanks. Maybe some porridge with berries a bit later if i may? "Of course come grab it whenever you like,open till 12. | |||
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" I would love a nice muffin to eat but sadly they're in high demand Sir I have plenty to go round, your in Toots cafe after all. "Then I shall consider it Sir while watching people trying to drive up an inclined road covered in snow | |||
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"Can I pre order a bacon, sausage and hash brown butty please and a double shot cappuccino. I'll be in shortly as I'm bound by heavy snow" Of course my food is always ready anyway, never cold. | |||
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"I fancy something sweet now ".ooh ok. 🤔 What would you like, what do you fancy? | |||
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"I fancy something sweet now "I have a tart we can share | |||
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"Come grab a warm drink and some breakfast, it's quite cold today! All free of charge of course so make yourself at home. "Can I have breakfast in bed please so I can stay warm and toasty? | |||
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"Come grab a warm drink and some breakfast, it's quite cold today! All free of charge of course so make yourself at home.
Can I have breakfast in bed please so I can stay warm and toasty? "Of course ill bring it up to you.
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"Do you deliver?" Of course I do, what do you want? | |||
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"Do you deliver? Of course I do, what do you want? "Bacon & egg sarnie and a black coffee please  | |||
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"Do you deliver? Of course I do, what do you want? "Put some clothes on if you are going out there delivering. It rather cold, probably slippery too with all that snow | |||
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"Do you deliver? Of course I do, what do you want?
Bacon & egg sarnie and a black coffee please "of course mate sorry for the slow delivery its still hot so don't worry. | |||
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