FabSwingers.com forum: What does your profile pic say about you?

By *hagTonight OP Man
2 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

Mine suggest that I like forests and to walk in them which I do, this forest is in chiselhurst, it is very nice and a big forest

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
2 weeks ago

Merseyside

That I have nice sparkley socks and butt plug

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

I like the colour pink 💗

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

That I need to get off my lazy arse and start working out.

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By *ir tootMan
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

I like my showers?

Need some help with this one 🤣

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By *hortyscotWoman
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

I have 2 legs and red shoes.

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By *enk15Man
2 weeks ago

Evesham

That I have too many plants and not enough clothes.

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

I have a bum. It's very original.

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By *dam1971Man
2 weeks ago

Bedford

That I photograph best without a face

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By *ir tootMan
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ir tootMan
2 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"That I have too many plants and not enough clothes."

Clothes are overrated!

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

That I'm lurking in the shadows and have something to hide.

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By *riendlyStarMan
2 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"That I need to get off my lazy arse and start working out. "

Workout on me anytime

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By *inkyboots69TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Cambs.

That I have long long legs.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I need looser fitting undies

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

i like my clothes... and like raven said need to start working out

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By *illmattMan
2 weeks ago

Leicestershire

That I thought black and white was cooler than colour

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By *iss Boot LoverTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Tetbury

I like boots

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By *erbysGentMan
2 weeks ago

Ilkeston

That i like looking off into the distance at sunset

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By *iscreetfunin24Man
2 weeks ago

Halesowen

I like taking pictures of my pants

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By *ealitybitesMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

That my 60 year old arse isn't too bad😁

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By *oubleswing2019Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester

That I value futuristic and artistic designs (Or I've just been beamed down by The Mothership).

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I can read.

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By *illie99TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Central Scotland

That I'm mutton dressed as lamb

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By *midnight-Woman
2 weeks ago

...

Urgh that I need to get in shape

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
2 weeks ago

chichester

I like nude beaches

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By *allGuy1000Man
2 weeks ago

Reading

I need to buy some bigger pants 🩲

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By *ertcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Hatfield

I forgot my dress 😁😁😁

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By *inxy777Woman
2 weeks ago

essex

Short legs!

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By *exi02Man
2 weeks ago

london

Mine suggests that I prefer a clean face pic rather than a dick hanging around

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By *eyeYCouple
2 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

D is a little vampiric 😉

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By *p4funCouple
2 weeks ago

Plymouth

Heels on ?

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By *oxdawgMan
2 weeks ago

Linthorpe

I spend too much on mesh undies

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By *hagTonight OP Man
2 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"I like the colour pink 💗 "
Hi wetwife. I would say so too, nice pics

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By *icecouple561Couple
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2 weeks ago

East Sussex

That it's still Christmas until epiphany 🤶

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

carluke

Petty obvious for us

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By *achelTheAnalSlutTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Haywards Heath

Errrrrmmmm... 🤔

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
2 weeks ago

Rugby

We love fucking from behind.😈

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
2 weeks ago

Leeds

You can see the Mr through my legs.

Mrs

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By *nya NeesWoman
2 weeks ago

Brum

I like zips

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By *imples24Man
2 weeks ago

tamworth

Calvin Klein model 🤣🤣

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By *orquemadaMan
2 weeks ago

glasgow

My face is a mess

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By *he Lollipop ManMan
2 weeks ago

Truro

Boxer shorts in danger?

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By *ack688Man
2 weeks ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

That maybe I need to buy some bigger towels (or smaller ones depending on your perspective)

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
2 weeks ago

Right up your street

That I’ve got grey pj shorts on

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By *itty Kat ABWoman
2 weeks ago

North Somerset

I have jingly boobs to pay with

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm a Tgirl who isn't afraid to show her face and that I've also got quite reasonable sized boobs.

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By *onestphilMan
2 weeks ago

Preston

Loved to be kissed all over

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By *ChubsMan
2 weeks ago

West Midlands but travel the UK

That I forgot I was naked when looking to see what the noise was outside my window

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By *anted by NightMan
2 weeks ago

Shangri-La

Mine says. Don’t judge a book by its cover

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
2 weeks ago

The Lake District

That i was so happy being glammed up and out on a night out in Leeds at December LFF,the picture was taken by the bars own resident social media photographer

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

How good I'd look when you're down on your knees... Or something.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

I liked this lipstick. I don't normally wear/like it.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
2 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"That I thought black and white was cooler than colour "
That is good

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By *vonne5exMan
2 weeks ago

Doncaster

Not sure, what do you think it says?

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
2 weeks ago

Always on the move

That I'm clinging on to youth and dressing younger than I am? 😂

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By *oodmessMan
2 weeks ago

yumsville

I did a forum thing about 5 yrs ago

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By *oppet22TV/TS
2 weeks ago

huddersfield

Hopefull that am genuine honest

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I like hanging around in dungeons 💜

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By *ryagain2Man
2 weeks ago

Morecambe

Ready and waiting 😎

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By *mberValleyManMan
2 weeks ago

Derby/Notts

That’s I enjoy having a pint with a big yellow face on my head…

That’s how I roll…

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By *ed and WolfieCouple
2 weeks ago

Gravesend

That red suits both of us.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

That I prefer comfort

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By *ardfun10Man
2 weeks ago

banbury

That I like the outdoors

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By *aybeLadyWoman
2 weeks ago

West Dublin

I have tattoos. Simple.

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By *egasus NobMan
2 weeks ago

Wandsworth

CNN

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
2 weeks ago

Wherever

That I have boobs and I’m not afraid to use them.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

That I like wearing stockings, which I do.

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By *rispyDuckMan
2 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

That jolly bastard “Santa Claus” stole all my clothes

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By *ell GwynnWoman
2 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

That my head is attached to my shoulders in the conventional way.

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By *ein-guyMan
2 weeks ago

Cowes

I like to walk around my home naked

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By *allSmallMan
2 weeks ago

West London

That my username is accurate

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By *obilebottomMan
2 weeks ago

All over

🤷‍♂️

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By *he Whole PortionCouple
2 weeks ago

in & around

We'd love to know what everyone else thinks what ours says about us.

We were hoping for "Classy"

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By *haiababeWoman
2 weeks ago

North devon

I have boobs and like nice bra's

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Notalot

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By *rHotNottsMan
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Hang on a minute, I’ll ask it

‘ hello I am the profile pic of Mr hotmotts, I think he’s a decent guy and kind of fun sometimes can be a bit of a dick’

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By *obert RichardsMan
2 weeks ago

Sutton

That I enjoy playing with two ladies together x

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By *atte Lover 82Man
2 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

That I need to invest in a decent camera

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By *andPextraCouple
2 weeks ago

North West

That I enjoy shoes that make my legs look longer

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By *unguy410Man
2 weeks ago

Cambridge

That I need new socks!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
2 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I have at least one hand and 2 thighs.

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
2 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

That my daily routine could include wd40, sanding pad & metal polish

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By *omingo77Man
2 weeks ago

blackburn

That I’m

Rubbish at writing about myself !

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By *anilla switchWoman
2 weeks ago

Hampshire

That I need to change it

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By *rPunxMan
2 weeks ago

Hull

That I like latex

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By *hagTonight OP Man
2 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"That it's still Christmas until epiphany 🤶"
Hi nicecouple. I would say so too, nice pics

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

"I like the colour pink 💗 Hi wetwife. I would say so too, nice pics

Thanks Shag ,yours too x

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

That nearly 40 years ago I hadn't changed my pants for over a week.

I dare you to look closely...and not block me in consequence of what you see

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By *orester891Man
2 weeks ago

I hope it says I’m decently sized in the bedroom department and I’m here to get some meets with ladies and use as many of their lovely holes as they’ll let me

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By *essaMayWoman
2 weeks ago

Fairytale Wood

Truth i hope

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By *eri24Woman
2 weeks ago

Bridgend

I look good from behind

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By *lenderfoxMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

I like a good holiday

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By *ileen doverWoman
2 weeks ago

faberdare

I have a lard arse

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By *ChubsMan
2 weeks ago

West Midlands but travel the UK

"I have a lard arse "

You do not 😘

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By *aigressMan
2 weeks ago

Cardiff

Obviously that I'm not very enticing hahaa

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By *hagTonight OP Man
2 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"I have 2 legs and red shoes."
Hi shorty. I would say so too, nice pics

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By *hagTonight OP Man
2 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

My attempt to recreate Gorillas in the Mist was misinterpreted 🤣

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By *rLipMan
2 weeks ago

Chester

Cheeky

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By *hagTonight OP Man
2 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"I like the colour pink 💗 Hi wetwife. I would say so too, nice pics

Thanks Shag ,yours too x"
Yw wetwife, ty, have a good evening

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

I have a beard

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"I have a beard"

It's a very nice beard for running one's fingers through

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

"I have a beard

It's a very nice beard for running one's fingers through

I need that right now.

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By *gooddayforfunMan
2 weeks ago

rhyl

I enjoy baths and showing my cock 🤣 also to shave more often which I do now

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By *oubleSwingCouple
2 weeks ago

N. Wales

I have three filled holes... in my face

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By *enelope2UWoman
2 weeks ago

Fife

I'm comfortable in myself

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
2 weeks ago

Willenhall

It says I will post in every hairy chest thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

That both George Clooney

and Brad Pitt

WISH they WOMEN so

They could date me

HUMERUS PERSONALITY

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By *atinaChica54Woman
2 weeks ago

Marlborough

I wear glasses

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By *godown!Man
2 weeks ago

cambs/herts

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By *outhern77Man
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

That I need to take some more Pics but I have a nice Hat lol

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By *ornytwink098Man
2 weeks ago

North East

Big cock energy

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By *ornishvikingMan
2 weeks ago

lala land

Need to get back to the gym

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By *azjaMan
2 weeks ago

Swindon

That I take too many…..

Must delete

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

I have a sweet tooth 🍫

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By *anonfire96Man
2 weeks ago

Mansfield

I suppose it says about you whatever the person looking at it thinks it says. Obviously not everyone will interpret it the same way.

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By *ularliWoman
2 weeks ago

Worcester

That I enjoy being against doors

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By *antam AvershiresMan
2 weeks ago

Falme

I am a mountain man at heart and happiest (when not shagging) in the Alps.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
2 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
2 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

That I have a rock chick doll that would beat the shit out of Barbie 😹

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By *ilyandronCouple
2 weeks ago

Bristol

That we are growing older disgracefully

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By *eeshellsCouple
2 weeks ago

Reading

That SheShells is in charge of taking pictures and that we like the finer things in life

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By *urplebadger69Couple
2 weeks ago

Colchester

That I have a big beard and my wife has boobs 😊

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By *unthum62Man
2 weeks ago

Benidorm

"Urgh that I need to get in shape "

I browsed, I liked your shape. A lot. Thank you.

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By *luebell888Woman
2 weeks ago

Glasgowish

I sometimes wear knickers.

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By *unthum62Man
2 weeks ago

Benidorm

I have big hands.

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By *layfulGentMan
2 weeks ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

I enjoy a shower

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By *hesblokeMan
2 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

Likes a splash of colour under their boring clothes

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By *ustincamebridgeCouple
2 weeks ago

manchester

Hope are show we are a couple

We are into the lifestyle

Wife has nice tits

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By *hesblokeMan
2 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

"Hope are show we are a couple

We are into the lifestyle

Wife has nice tits

Mission accomplished

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"I have a beard

It's a very nice beard for running one's fingers through

I need that right now. "

Sorry I'm late. Bring me the beard

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By *uckurcumMan
2 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

I'm good for something!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich

Cant be arsed putting clothes on

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By *tephanie 9090TV/TS
2 weeks ago

BISHOP

Stephanie's knickers keep falling down...

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By *partacus2024Man
2 weeks ago

Near You

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I can't dress myself properly

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I like stockings

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
2 weeks ago

Always on the move

Changed mine. Now it shows I have a peach of a bum!

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By *atthewandjane.1984Couple
2 weeks ago

northampton

that jane has big boobs lol

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By *rispyDuckMan
2 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

That “I’ve been doing my deadlifts & hip thrust exercises” to deliver that pelvic shuttering cock thrust

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

That yes I’ll join in and take a photo for Mono Monday, but no I won’t remove my cosy warm jumper for it.

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By *unny girl7Woman
2 weeks ago

stoke on trent/cheshire border

Classy and confident

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By *uri00620Woman
2 weeks ago

Croydon

Mine's from 2017. So I don't know. That I can't be arsed?

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By *zeroMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

That I like wearing waistcoats

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

That I love black lingerie

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich

Naaaa still don’t like clothes

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

like my clothes.. and quite a fit old chap

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

South Wales

I couldn’t be arsed!

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By *issmeltingpotWoman
2 weeks ago

Darlington

Likes warm weather

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By *rT25Man
2 weeks ago

Rotherham

That at present it's Monochrome Monday😉

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
2 weeks ago

hot wife

Happy and most definitely in love

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Happy and most definitely in love"

I love this

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By *NormalMan01Man
2 weeks ago

Harrogate

Dunno, you tell me x

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By *partacus2024Man
2 weeks ago

Near You

All over Tan doesn't do white bits

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
2 weeks ago

The last house on the left…

Lifelong Movie Buff

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By *TRAY-CATMan
2 weeks ago

dundee

Mature gent who prefers quality over quantity..

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Well. .....

Apparently, I like blue underwear and don't take life too seriously.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Swansea

We hope it shows a friendly, happy, relaxed couple.

Mrs

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By *empest2KMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

Mine says I have a good bum and an eggs-citing collection of underwear 😜

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By *et and WillingCouple
2 weeks ago

Nuneaton

That i like it up the bum

Mrs W&W

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By *ugarbearCouple
2 weeks ago

Tredegar

mine show i like guys looking up my skirt

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By *oughmanMan
2 weeks ago

Sunderland

That I'm overweight and I've got nothing 🤣

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By *rSircumsizedMan
2 weeks ago

Risca

That I'm the hottest guy on Fab.

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By *ornycougaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

That is brass monkeys outside

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"That is brass monkeys outside"

Like bullets, I tell you. Bullets.

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By *he ShivsCouple
2 weeks ago

Fife

I look better with clothes on.

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
2 weeks ago

ciren

Carrying a bit of timber

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I look better with clothes on. "

Lies!

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
2 weeks ago

ciren

"I look better with clothes on. "

I think we need more evidence to show both sides of that issue

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By *phrodisiac2000Man
2 weeks ago

diggle

Can someone tell what mine says about me

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By *rs k mr ACouple
2 weeks ago

glasgow

I have boobs ?

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By *uziTV69TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

I like lingerie and erect willys

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By *uriousscouserWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral

I'm more comical than sexy.

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By *an8iMan
2 weeks ago

Bilston

I have a fantastic beard

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