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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

Okay so this should be simple I hope!

Simply type your birthday into the link provided here and let me know what florida man you get! Not the year!

https://floridamanbirthday.org/

Not sure how fab is with links but I'll see what happens!

For example, March 26 is mine!

My floridian basically paid for sexual services but they didn't show up, he then claimed he got defrauded,so he phoned the police.

You don't have to put your birthday on your post, just what happened on that date if you like!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
3 days ago

Wherever

Did you mean that on my birthday a man calling himself a saint and shouting around has been arrested for threatening to destroy everyone with an army of turtles, kind of thing?

I kinda like him.

🐢

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Did you mean that on my birthday a man calling himself a saint and shouting around has been arrested for threatening to destroy everyone with an army of turtles, kind of thing?

I kinda like him.

🐢"

That's brilliant. 🤣

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
3 days ago

Wherever


"Did you mean that on my birthday a man calling himself a saint and shouting around has been arrested for threatening to destroy everyone with an army of turtles, kind of thing?

I kinda like him.

🐢

That's brilliant. 🤣 "

Yours sound like someone I saw on Fab

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Did you mean that on my birthday a man calling himself a saint and shouting around has been arrested for threatening to destroy everyone with an army of turtles, kind of thing?

I kinda like him.

🐢

That's brilliant. 🤣

Yours sound like someone I saw on Fab "

Probably was tbh 🤣

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By *zeroMan
3 days ago

Glasgow

Florida man spits food into womans mouth in road rage accident

Florida man breaks into house, makes coffee, has a shower and takes a nap

Florida man scams $250,000 from woman after pretending to be Elon Musk.

November 22nd was quite the eventful day.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Florida man spits food into womans mouth in road rage accident

Florida man breaks into house, makes coffee, has a shower and takes a nap

Florida man scams $250,000 from woman after pretending to be Elon Musk.

November 22nd was quite the eventful day."

🤣

That's brilliant, but. the first one though... 🤣

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By *gent CoulsonMan
3 days ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A Florida man drove his Ferrari car from the pier towards the sea

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By *vaRose43Woman
3 days ago

Forest of Dean

A Florida man, bare from the waist up, was spotted riding a motorcycle barefoot on the highway

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A Florida man drove his Ferrari car from the pier towards the sea

"

Wow.

What happened after??

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By *aitonelMan
3 days ago

Away for Christmas

Florida Doom Metal Fan Turns Himself In After “Murdering His Imaginary Friend”

I love it!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
3 days ago

Wherever


"Florida man spits food into womans mouth in road rage accident

Florida man breaks into house, makes coffee, has a shower and takes a nap

Florida man scams $250,000 from woman after pretending to be Elon Musk.

November 22nd was quite the eventful day."

Not a bad start to Sagittarius season.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Florida Doom Metal Fan Turns Himself In After “Murdering His Imaginary Friend”

I love it! "

🤣 brilliant.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A Florida man, bare from the waist up, was spotted riding a motorcycle barefoot on the highway"

On the highway????

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By *gent CoulsonMan
3 days ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"A Florida man drove his Ferrari car from the pier towards the sea

Wow.

What happened after??"

Jesus's told him to do it. Almost ran over a police on the pier and jumped out before the car sank

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A Florida man drove his Ferrari car from the pier towards the sea

Wow.

What happened after?? Jesus's told him to do it. Almost ran over a police on the pier and jumped out before the car sank"

Thanks for sharing my friend this one is gold.

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By *midnight-Woman
3 days ago

...

Ummm mine was too offensive to put here

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Ummm mine was too offensive to put here "
.wow may I have it private?

You've peeked my curiosity into the realm of floridian madness.

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By *inkShyWoman
3 days ago

near Windsor

A Florida man drove with an electronic device attached to his penis and was arrested.

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By *zeroMan
3 days ago

Glasgow

What would a UK equivalent of Florida man be?

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By *zeroMan
3 days ago

Glasgow


"A Florida man drove his Ferrari car from the pier towards the sea

Wow.

What happened after?? Jesus's told him to do it. Almost ran over a police on the pier and jumped out before the car sank"

The Lord truly works in mysterious ways

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A Florida man drove with an electronic device attached to his penis and was arrested. "

Wha wha what device?

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By *inkShyWoman
3 days ago

near Windsor


"A Florida man drove with an electronic device attached to his penis and was arrested.

Wha wha what device? "

It doesn't say, but it looks like a Tens machine lol

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A Florida man drove with an electronic device attached to his penis and was arrested.

Wha wha what device?

It doesn't say, but it looks like a Tens machine lol"

Haha that's amazing, thanks for contributing.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

Let's get some more birthdays in here. For the turtle empire!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
3 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff

This is f'kin brilliant Toots, great find!!

mine's; "Florida Man Denies Assaulting Girlfriend Over Her Use Of Large Sex Toy" (this was the second option, first was a tad dark!)

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"This is f'kin brilliant Toots, great find!!

mine's; "Florida Man Denies Assaulting Girlfriend Over Her Use Of Large Sex Toy" (this was the second option, first was a tad dark!)"

midnight had a great one thst she couldn't say aswell. 🤣

I still want to know.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
3 days ago

North Yorkshire

Oh, I can't bring myself to type what my Florida did 😫

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By *obilebottomMan
3 days ago

All over

I am not doing it, sorry. It does not have an option to reject all cookies etc.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh, I can't bring myself to type what my Florida did 😫"

Don't suppose you can send it?

Or maybe puc a close friends birthday instead.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I am not doing it, sorry. It does not have an option to reject all cookies etc. "

Ah sorry mate.

Well ifnyoud like I can get you a random birthday!

Just give me a random date thst aint yours!

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By *obilebottomMan
3 days ago

All over

Apparently "A man who wanted to buy beer attacked the gas station employee with a hot dog and a corn stick."

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Apparently "A man who wanted to buy beer attacked the gas station employee with a hot dog and a corn stick." "

Hahaha this is just like... why out of all the things to attack someone with 🤣

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By *obilebottomMan
3 days ago

All over


"Apparently "A man who wanted to buy beer attacked the gas station employee with a hot dog and a corn stick."

Hahaha this is just like... why out of all the things to attack someone with 🤣 "

A tad camp, innit?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Apparently "A man who wanted to buy beer attacked the gas station employee with a hot dog and a corn stick."

Hahaha this is just like... why out of all the things to attack someone with 🤣

A tad camp, innit? "

A little but the thing is these things actually happen over ther.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
3 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff

this guys stand-up is pretty good; this routine is quite fitting for this thread...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RHE9dUT6zyg

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By *enk15Man
3 days ago

Evesham


"What would a UK equivalent of Florida man be?

"

Dundee

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
3 days ago

Wherever


"What would a UK equivalent of Florida man be?

Dundee"

Gotta be Fab

🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *ecky and justCouple
3 days ago

Godalming

Hmmmm..

“Florida Man’s Church Loses Tax-Exempt Status Because It’s Just A Nightclub”

Sounds quite good.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Hmmmm..

“Florida Man’s Church Loses Tax-Exempt Status Because It’s Just A Nightclub”

Sounds quite good. "

🤣 this is brilliant we need to get more people involved!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

Need some more birthdays!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 days ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Florida man was killed by his cousin while trying to check if a bulletproof vest worked.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Florida man was killed by his cousin while trying to check if a bulletproof vest worked. "

Bahahah 🤣

That's so florida, thanks for taking part, might be worth a part 2 with a better title!

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By *indergirlWoman
2 days ago

somewhere, someplace

Florida man arrested over fraud related to supplying dietary supplements that were actually illegal drugs

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By *ir toot OP   Man
2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Florida man arrested over fraud related to supplying dietary supplements that were actually illegal drugs "

Wtf 🤣 what was his excuse??

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By *IXEN200Woman
2 days ago

newcastle upon tyne

A Florida man asks a woman for money, but when he gets a positive response, he tries to k**nap her niece

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By *ir toot OP   Man
2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A Florida man asks a woman for money, but when he gets a positive response, he tries to k**nap her niece"

That took a fucking turn. 🤣

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By *he ShivsCouple
2 days ago

Fife

A Florida man wanted to take his anger out on his girlfriend’s car and was arrested after he dumped piles of dirt on it.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A Florida man wanted to take his anger out on his girlfriend’s car and was arrested after he dumped piles of dirt on it. "
.he sure showed that car. 🤣

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By *cotlad178Man
2 days ago

falkirk

A Florida man beat the Uber driver with an antenna and a cane.ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. The man who beat the Uber driver with a witness’ cane, antenna and water bottle was arrested on Thursday, WFTS reported. That's it copied word for word

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By *ir toot OP   Man
2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A Florida man beat the Uber driver with an antenna and a cane.ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. The man who beat the Uber driver with a witness’ cane, antenna and water bottle was arrested on Thursday, WFTS reported. That's it copied word for word "

🤣 these are all good so far.

But make sure you read one's above ive got my winner already it's brilliant 🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man
2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Did you mean that on my birthday a man calling himself a saint and shouting around has been arrested for threatening to destroy everyone with an army of turtles, kind of thing?

I kinda like him.

🐢"

So far this one is quality 🤣

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By *ou345Woman
2 days ago

Derby

Florida man arrested after sending 186 tweets in 3 hours threatening to throw grenades at Walt Disney World executives. 😬

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By *ir toot OP   Man
2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Florida man arrested after sending 186 tweets in 3 hours threatening to throw grenades at Walt Disney World executives. 😬"

Dam 14 off 200.🤣

Wtf is it with florida 🤣

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By *cotlad178Man
2 days ago

falkirk


"A Florida man beat the Uber driver with an antenna and a cane.ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. The man who beat the Uber driver with a witness’ cane, antenna and water bottle was arrested on Thursday, WFTS reported. That's it copied word for word

🤣 these are all good so far.

But make sure you read one's above ive got my winner already it's brilliant 🤣 "

oh i am chuckling at a good few 🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man
2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A Florida man beat the Uber driver with an antenna and a cane.ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. The man who beat the Uber driver with a witness’ cane, antenna and water bottle was arrested on Thursday, WFTS reported. That's it copied word for word

🤣 these are all good so far.

But make sure you read one's above ive got my winner already it's brilliant 🤣 oh i am chuckling at a good few 🤣"

.it's hilarious 🤣

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
2 days ago

Wolverhampton

July 27.

Florida Man Throws Salsa Jar At Car In Road Rage Attack

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By *ir toot OP   Man
2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"July 27.

Florida Man Throws Salsa Jar At Car In Road Rage Attack"

Salsa 🤣

Fucking salsa, bet it wasn't even spicy..

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 days ago

Bristol

Florida man arrested after his 4-year-old daughter told police: “My father was shooting”

Pretty standard then

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By *ir toot OP   Man
1 day ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Florida man arrested after his 4-year-old daughter told police: “My father was shooting”

Pretty standard then "

🤣

Jesus christ that's not that funny but it's dark.

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