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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds

Am I just paranoid? I drive an oldish BMW 3 series. Convertible, looks great blacked out balck car wheels windows all that. A guy sprinted after my car christmas eve morning after walking past. Other night my roof and boot were open. Tonight I drive home there's an unusual car at the end of my street. Guy in driver seat hoody on and balaclava on.

I don't know if I should be paranlid cos it's not an expensive car, no m3 or anything like that. But can't help feel paranoid. What would you do

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By *agicman88988Man
7 days ago

Southend

If you notice it following you again, make four right/left turns in a row and if they are still there then something's up

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By *a LunaWoman
7 days ago

South Wales

I don’t like the sound of the guy in a balaclava. That sounds well dodgy!

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds

My car isn't exactly the most expensive on my street. But, with it being all blacked out, I don't know what to tjink

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago

It is cold tonight to be fair.

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds

Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 days ago

Southampton


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies"

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?"

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 days ago

Leeds


" I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies"

Cunt

Pussies

I don't like you using female genitalia as terms of abuse.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
7 days ago

North West

I'd keep your car keys somewhere VERY difficult to find, if I were you. And triple check your doors/windows are locked.

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds


" I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Cunt

Pussies

I don't like you using female genitalia as terms of abuse. "

Sorry. Soft ass lil bitches

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds


"I'd keep your car keys somewhere VERY difficult to find, if I were you. And triple check your doors/windows are locked."

Keys are in my pocket. They get into my house, they won't do anything

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
7 days ago

North West


" I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Cunt

Pussies

I don't like you using female genitalia as terms of abuse.

Sorry. Soft ass lil bitches"

Bitch is a reference to a female too. Just of the canine variety 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds


" I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Cunt

Pussies

I don't like you using female genitalia as terms of abuse.

Sorry. Soft ass lil bitches

Bitch is a reference to a female too. Just of the canine variety 🤷🏻‍♀️"

Yeah but not about the clunge

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 days ago

Southampton


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place"

Might be worth investing in one yourself...

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

Might be worth investing in one yourself... "

Nah fuck em. They know everything that happens around here anyway. They'll see shit I would never think is worth seeing

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By *elix SightedMan
7 days ago

Cloud 8


"Am I just paranoid? I drive an oldish BMW 3 series. Convertible, looks great blacked out balck car wheels windows all that. A guy sprinted after my car christmas eve morning after walking past. Other night my roof and boot were open. Tonight I drive home there's an unusual car at the end of my street. Guy in driver seat hoody on and balaclava on.

I don't know if I should be paranlid cos it's not an expensive car, no m3 or anything like that. But can't help feel paranoid. What would you do"

Paint it pink.

Or change the initials round so it says MWB. That’ll confuse em.

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds

Think I'm just paranoid. Chancers and dealers around me. My roof being open at 2 am is probably from sitting on keys. I'm going for a drive and keep an eye out for dodgy people

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 days ago

Southampton


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

Might be worth investing in one yourself...

Nah fuck em. They know everything that happens around here anyway. They'll see shit I would never think is worth seeing"

So why post about it if you're going to ignore advice ??

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

Might be worth investing in one yourself...

Nah fuck em. They know everything that happens around here anyway. They'll see shit I would never think is worth seeing

So why post about it if you're going to ignore advice ??"

It's not my house to install surveillance systems

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By *ot so needyMan
7 days ago

Galway

It's a 3 series BMW.

Just give them the keys.

😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 days ago

Southampton


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

Might be worth investing in one yourself...

Nah fuck em. They know everything that happens around here anyway. They'll see shit I would never think is worth seeing

So why post about it if you're going to ignore advice ??

It's not my house to install surveillance systems"

Ah ok... might be worth speaking to your landlord about it

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
7 days ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Maybe worth getting a tracker. Can get them for twenty quid or so and they alters you to movements on your phone.

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

Might be worth investing in one yourself...

Nah fuck em. They know everything that happens around here anyway. They'll see shit I would never think is worth seeing

So why post about it if you're going to ignore advice ??

It's not my house to install surveillance systems

Ah ok... might be worth speaking to your landlord about it "

I live with my mum lol. Saving up for a house

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By *oastal1968Man
7 days ago

London

You're car sounds so cool! With blacked out windows and stuff....

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By *reggSausageMan
7 days ago

derby

Ring doorbells are wireless so there’s no real installation…. Also call me naive and I haven’t lived in London for thirty years but do people wear balaclavas for shits and giggles down there now, I’d be on the phone to the police or don’t they do anything about shit like that now

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds

This car isn't worth trackers or anything but it looks like it's worth more than it is. It's a 6 grand car

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
7 days ago

The Continental


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

Might be worth investing in one yourself...

Nah fuck em. They know everything that happens around here anyway. They'll see shit I would never think is worth seeing

So why post about it if you're going to ignore advice ??

It's not my house to install surveillance systems

Ah ok... might be worth speaking to your landlord about it

I live with my mum lol. Saving up for a house"

Your mums hardly gonna object them is she? So get a doorbell cam on.

GPS tracker dots are cheap as chips.

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds


"Ring doorbells are wireless so there’s no real installation…. Also call me naive and I haven’t lived in London for thirty years but do people wear balaclavas for shits and giggles down there now, I’d be on the phone to the police or don’t they do anything about shit like that now "

Actually yeah they wear them for the sake of it.

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds


"You're car sounds so cool! With blacked out windows and stuff...."

I wouldn't normally, but I saw it like that and I love my bmw convertibles. So long and look great, drive great

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds


"Tbh the only way they can take it is if they got the keys. I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Do have any cctv or a ring doorbell to keep an eye on things ?

My neighbour 2 doors down has a ring camera. He showed me footage of a guy trying the door on my old car which I parked in same place

Might be worth investing in one yourself...

Nah fuck em. They know everything that happens around here anyway. They'll see shit I would never think is worth seeing

So why post about it if you're going to ignore advice ??

It's not my house to install surveillance systems

Ah ok... might be worth speaking to your landlord about it

I live with my mum lol. Saving up for a house

Your mums hardly gonna object them is she? So get a doorbell cam on.

GPS tracker dots are cheap as chips.

"

This is also why I'm paranoid. My mum had her car nicked last year. Was a fucking beetle. Guy broke in for keys

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
7 days ago

The Continental

It’s a no brainer then

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds


"It’s a no brainer then"

Half the street has cameras. Guy got caught within a half hour

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 days ago

Southampton


"It’s a no brainer then

Half the street has cameras. Guy got caught within a half hour"

Well that's good news

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds


"It’s a no brainer then

Half the street has cameras. Guy got caught within a half hour

Well that's good news "

He crashed the car and came back for the tv

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 days ago

Southampton


"It’s a no brainer then

Half the street has cameras. Guy got caught within a half hour

Well that's good news

He crashed the car and came back for the tv"

He sounds like a right clown lol

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds


"It’s a no brainer then

Half the street has cameras. Guy got caught within a half hour

Well that's good news

He crashed the car and came back for the tv

He sounds like a right clown lol"

He obviously was. Apparently he was on day release from prison. Thick fuck but my mum loved that car

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 days ago

Southampton


"It’s a no brainer then

Half the street has cameras. Guy got caught within a half hour

Well that's good news

He crashed the car and came back for the tv

He sounds like a right clown lol

He obviously was. Apparently he was on day release from prison. Thick fuck but my mum loved that car"

Some people never learn.x

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds

I'm going for a drive. See if I see any suspicious characters on my way out

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By *ou only live onceMan
7 days ago

London


"Ring doorbells are wireless so there’s no real installation…. Also call me naive and I haven’t lived in London for thirty years but do people wear balaclavas for shits and giggles down there now, I’d be on the phone to the police or don’t they do anything about shit like that now "

Don't know about London, but the OP is in Leeds...

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
7 days ago

The Continental

And if you see any?

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds


"And if you see any? "

I'll fight them. People around here are weak

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds


"Ring doorbells are wireless so there’s no real installation…. Also call me naive and I haven’t lived in London for thirty years but do people wear balaclavas for shits and giggles down there now, I’d be on the phone to the police or don’t they do anything about shit like that now

Don't know about London, but the OP is in Leeds..."

Oh yeah. London has more stabbists

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By *ou only live onceMan
7 days ago

London


"Ring doorbells are wireless so there’s no real installation…. Also call me naive and I haven’t lived in London for thirty years but do people wear balaclavas for shits and giggles down there now, I’d be on the phone to the police or don’t they do anything about shit like that now

Don't know about London, but the OP is in Leeds...

Oh yeah. London has more stabbists"

Good to know.

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By *he return of me OP   Man
7 days ago

Leeds

Yeah I went out started car let it warm up. Lowered roof drove about. No one about. Just paranoia I guess

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
7 days ago

Ryde

Not wishing to deliberately put the shits up you, but from recent experience, it's the right thing to worry.

About 2 months ago, it was 1am and I had just taken a mega-dump, blocking the bog in the process. Having to wait for it to slowly drain before flushing through each time was a very boring process. Don't worry - I'm getting to the point!

My bathroom faces onto the main road, and I was idly gazing out the window to pass the time. After 30 minutes of thrilling nothingness, I noticed a car pulling up right outside my house, slowing down long enough to let out two passengers, both dressed like ninjas, including face/head bandaging and tactical backpacks. This was an almost military deployment as the car sped off as the "ninjas" ran down the road.

About 3 minutes later, there was a load of shouting before the car sped along to (presumably) pick up its passengers before fleeing the scene. The police arrived a minute later, and spent the next two hours fruitlessly searching for their suspects, even though they were long gone.

The next day, I heard that this was a meticulously planned burglary, breaking in when they knew the occupants were home to cause maximum terror for their victims.

I finally unblocked the bog. The police left. The wife slept through it. I went back to bed. The people were never caught.

I know that this has nothing to do with cars being nicked, but the way that criminals are becoming more brazen means that you should try and protect you and your things as much as possible. Paranoia just sharpens your sense of self-preservation.

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By *ornucopiaMan
7 days ago

Bexley


"Ring doorbells are wireless so there’s no real installation…. Also call me naive and I haven’t lived in London for thirty years but do people wear balaclavas for shits and giggles down there now, I’d be on the phone to the police or don’t they do anything about shit like that now "

Thirty years ago the police might have been vaguely bothered about this problem.

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By *icentiousCouple
7 days ago

Up on them there hills

Think I’d be concerned about the situation.

Be even more concerned it got into my mind.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
6 days ago

walsall


" I already chased some cunt out the house one Christmas after they broke in. People around here are pussies

Cunt

Pussies

I don't like you using female genitalia as terms of abuse. "

Maybe he should call them bell ends, cocks and ball bags in the name of equality.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
6 days ago

Bedford

Put a mannequin in the car with a balaclava on it. A baby monitor in the car with parent receiver in it so when the dodgy person comes near the car start speaking like a cop code speak.

Or put ring doorbell cam in the car with phone access.

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By *ealitybitesMan
6 days ago

Belfast

I think I'm paranoid too.

Some guy in a blacked out BMW is driving around the neighbourhood late at night with the roof down. Looks very suss.

If it wasn't was Ethel at 69 braving the cold in her balaclava keeping the streets safe, we wouldn't be aware of the dangers.

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