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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Funniest thing i will hear today.

My 7 year old

"mum how olds the hoff?"

me "dunno early 50's"

her "wow and he's still a really good actor"

Awww bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol kids say the funniest things . Bring back baywatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol so sweet! Spose 50s is ancient to a 7 yearold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For year old says to her mum (my cousin)

Mummy your shoes make a noise when you walk. .. like clowns shoes. .... they go with your big red nose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked if I was alive during the Victorian era today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in car driving years ago my daughter aged 6 said daddy whats a blow job i nearly crashed the car composed myself thought about saying ask your mun then thought she has little knowledge of one

I composed myself quite well and thankfully she never said owt else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son said 'look mummy, cat!'

I said 'yes i know, a cat'

He said 'Yes, well done mummy, cat!' . . .

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

When our eldest was about 5 . We had had some fun time with a vibrator and had left it on the drawers in the bedroom. I went to work in the morning and our son came in the bedroom and said mum what's daddy.s willy doing up there.

For the size i wish it was mine ha ha

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

Wrong button. Smart phone.s and fat fingers lol he was about 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When daughter was around 2-3 , me and my exwife were taking her to the doctors, we were say in the waiting room that was packed and my daughter being her chatty self was talking to us and other people. Then she struck up a conversation with my ex that went a little like this

Mam? Boys have Willys and girls have minis?

Yes babe

Why do some people call them cocks then?

there were a few sniggers round the room, my exwife almost died, while i collapsed laughing. Still chuckle about it to this day haha. But my daughter did come out with a few crackers in her time, she's 9 now and still got the knack if asking awkward questions in the most innocent way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They do say funny things she once announced to a full waiting room that she was a jedi and after some confusion from me we worked out she meant gemini.

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