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By *allySlinky OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

Leeds

I know people often complain about tradesmen not turning up. I arranged for a sexy young roofer to arrive at 7am today. He turned up 6.51. I was very satisfied by his performance. Not so impressed that he kept his Leeds United bobble hat on.

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By *ife NinjaMan
9 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Did he adjust your soffits

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By *allySlinky OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

Leeds

He cleared my gully

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
9 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"He cleared my gully"

Did he need to use rods..?

Or does he have his own..?

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By *ife NinjaMan
9 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"He cleared my gully

Did he need to use rods..?

Or does he have his own..?"

Water jets, obvs

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By *awpleasureMan
9 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

What did you have on when you greeted him at the door?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
9 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"He cleared my gully

Did he need to use rods..?

Or does he have his own..?

Water jets, obvs "

Really clogged up then..

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By *ife NinjaMan
9 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"He cleared my gully

Did he need to use rods..?

Or does he have his own..?

Water jets, obvs

Really clogged up then.. "

She was full up. Had to do front and back pipes

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
9 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"He cleared my gully

Did he need to use rods..?

Or does he have his own..?

Water jets, obvs

Really clogged up then..

She was full up. Had to do front and back pipes "

Bet the neighbours were up in arms at the noise, that's a lot of revs needed to flush those through..

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By *allySlinky OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

Leeds


"What did you have on when you greeted him at the door?"

A big fluffy dressing gown. But when he came upstairs to my bedroom I took it off to reveal a sheer black negligee and pink silk knickers.

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By *allySlinky OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

Leeds


"

She was full up. Had to do front and back pipes "

You haven't read my profile. I don't like anyone tampering with my back pipe

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By *ife NinjaMan
9 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"What did you have on when you greeted him at the door?

A big fluffy dressing gown. But when he came upstairs to my bedroom I took it off to reveal a sheer black negligee and pink silk knickers. "

I'm erect

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
9 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"What did you have on when you greeted him at the door?

A big fluffy dressing gown. But when he came upstairs to my bedroom I took it off to reveal a sheer black negligee and pink silk knickers. "

If he's asked to look in your bedroom Sally, he might not be a proper roofer..

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By *oonbath89Man
9 weeks ago

radstock

I totally understand about the hat , im a Newcastle fan and if a woman turnt up wearing anything Sunderland related it would be removed before they get down the path

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By *awpleasureMan
9 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield


"What did you have on when you greeted him at the door?

A big fluffy dressing gown. But when he came upstairs to my bedroom I took it off to reveal a sheer black negligee and pink silk knickers. "

And the door was left ajar so he could see you getting changed?

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By *allySlinky OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

Leeds


"

If he's asked to look in your bedroom Sally, he might not be a proper roofer..

"

But that's where my leaking crack is

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By *allySlinky OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

Leeds


"

And the door was left ajar so he could see you getting changed?"

I didn't get changed. I already had it on under the dressing gown.

He left the ensuite door ajar when he washed his penis in the sink afterwards.

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By *ife NinjaMan
9 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"

And the door was left ajar so he could see you getting changed?

I didn't get changed. I already had it on under the dressing gown.

He left the ensuite door ajar when he washed his penis in the sink afterwards. "

Cleanliness is next to godliness

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
9 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"

If he's asked to look in your bedroom Sally, he might not be a proper roofer..

But that's where my leaking crack is"

You probably need a plumber too..

Maybe even a painter, they fill lots of cracks..

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By *ife NinjaMan
9 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"

If he's asked to look in your bedroom Sally, he might not be a proper roofer..

But that's where my leaking crack is

You probably need a plumber too..

Maybe even a painter, they fill lots of cracks.."

I wonder if he brought his sealant gun and special filler? 🤔😂

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By *oxdawgMan
9 weeks ago

Linthorpe

The big question is can you collect all the trades like a sticker book... and if so can I be called a collector rather than a slut?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
9 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Fucking hell, we've been trying to get a roofer round for years unreliable bugger's.

Perhaps we need to be more persuasive

Off fluffy dressing gown shopping tomorrow

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By *eedshandymanMan
9 weeks ago

leeds

If you think roofing is expensive try getting a shit one 😃

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By *allySlinky OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

Leeds

A roof made of shit ? Like cow dung ?

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By *allySlinky OP   Woman
9 weeks ago

Leeds

That's what wattle and daub is.

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By *oandstephCouple
9 weeks ago

Bradford


"He cleared my gully"
may i ask if you need any landscaping doing maybe the bushes need some maintenance?

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