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The female equivalent of a male holding the door open for you...

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By *_Mr.K_x OP   Man
21 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

A random 6:57am thought as I contemplate getting out of bed....

I think the equivalent for a female (as per thread title) would be:-

When she's in doggy.. high arch, taking an absolute pounding... supporting herself on nothing but her chin, jaw and breast bone and she holds her ass cheeks apart for you.

Remember guys.... she's doing this for you. That shit ain't easy and needs to be appreciated.

So ladies, thank you for that. Have a great day

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

When she holds a door open for me.

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By *vaRoseWoman
21 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I’m not sure how you equate politely opening a door for someone with sex.

Surely the equivalent is simply holding a door for someone else.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
21 weeks ago

Leeds


" That shit ain't easy "

Maybe you need more roughage or a laxative

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
21 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

and holding a door ain't easy??!

...I'm just waiting for WildTimes to turn up and drop his 'make a sandwich' 💣

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By *eliWoman
21 weeks ago

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Oh you're so funny OP. What a cad.

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By *_Mr.K_x OP   Man
21 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

Where's everyone's sense of naughty humour this morning? 🤷‍♂️

It's just a bit of light hearted banter

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By *rSircumsizedMan
21 weeks ago

Newport

Hold a door open for a lady, she should whisk you off to the nearest Weatherspoons for a burger 'n beer.

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By *ildTimes.Man
21 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"and holding a door ain't easy??!

...I'm just waiting for WildTimes to turn up and drop his 'make a sandwich' 💣"

😂😂😂 Always 🥪

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
21 weeks ago

North West


"and holding a door ain't easy??!

...I'm just waiting for WildTimes to turn up and drop his 'make a sandwich' 💣

😂😂😂 Always 🥪"

Ain't keto tho, is it? Sandwich denied.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Where's everyone's sense of naughty humour this morning? 🤷‍♂️

It's just a bit of light hearted banter"

Apparently, light hearted banter is frowned upon around here OP.

You'd be better talking about cakes or books

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
21 weeks ago

North West


"Where's everyone's sense of naughty humour this morning? 🤷‍♂️

It's just a bit of light hearted banter

Apparently, light hearted banter is frowned upon around here OP.

You'd be better talking about cakes or books "

Books about cakes? A Nigella recipe book!

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Where's everyone's sense of naughty humour this morning? 🤷‍♂️

It's just a bit of light hearted banter

Apparently, light hearted banter is frowned upon around here OP.

You'd be better talking about cakes or books

Books about cakes? A Nigella recipe book!"

Two birds one.. wait, is it cup or stone?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
21 weeks ago

North West


"Where's everyone's sense of naughty humour this morning? 🤷‍♂️

It's just a bit of light hearted banter

Apparently, light hearted banter is frowned upon around here OP.

You'd be better talking about cakes or books

Books about cakes? A Nigella recipe book!

Two birds one.. wait, is it cup or stone? "

Cup. It's an American recipe book

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I think this sums up the male female dynamic very well.. expecting the world after doing the bare minimum.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Where's everyone's sense of naughty humour this morning? 🤷‍♂️

It's just a bit of light hearted banter

Apparently, light hearted banter is frowned upon around here OP.

You'd be better talking about cakes or books

Books about cakes? A Nigella recipe book!

Two birds one.. wait, is it cup or stone?

Cup. It's an American recipe book "

That's the one!

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By *ildTimes.Man
21 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"and holding a door ain't easy??!

...I'm just waiting for WildTimes to turn up and drop his 'make a sandwich' 💣

😂😂😂 Always 🥪

Ain't keto tho, is it? Sandwich denied."

Never heard of Keto bread...

Anyway when you look me you can eat what you want! 😉

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
21 weeks ago

North West


"and holding a door ain't easy??!

...I'm just waiting for WildTimes to turn up and drop his 'make a sandwich' 💣

😂😂😂 Always 🥪

Ain't keto tho, is it? Sandwich denied.

Never heard of Keto bread...

Anyway when you look me you can eat what you want! 😉"

Mate, if I eat anything, I think my gallbladder will explode. Nil by mouth except for water here

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
21 weeks ago

Hounslow


"and holding a door ain't easy??!

...I'm just waiting for WildTimes to turn up and drop his 'make a sandwich' 💣

😂😂😂 Always 🥪

Ain't keto tho, is it? Sandwich denied."
haha

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By *100Man
21 weeks ago

Essex


"Where's everyone's sense of naughty humour this morning? 🤷‍♂️

It's just a bit of light hearted banter"

It is a very sexy image you put in my mind this morning OP

But you lot are brutal let’s have a bit of fun in 2025

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By *ellinever70Woman
21 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"Where's everyone's sense of naughty humour this morning? 🤷‍♂️

It's just a bit of light hearted banter"

Is it though

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By *ady SuzieXXXWoman
21 weeks ago

Chichester

When she shuts the door on your cock!

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By *rPunxMan
21 weeks ago

Hull

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By *rPunxMan
21 weeks ago

Hull


"

Never heard of Keto bread...

"
I wouldn't worry too much there's not much to it. It a lot about nothing 😉

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By *eordieJeansCouple
21 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Is it just the north east where everyone regardless of gender hold the door open for each other?

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
21 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"Is it just the north east where everyone regardless of gender hold the door open for each other?"

No, no mate, still happens everywhere where there is some common decency. Even in the Valleys ☺️

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By *eordieJeansCouple
21 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Is it just the north east where everyone regardless of gender hold the door open for each other?

No, no mate, still happens everywhere where there is some common decency. Even in the Valleys ☺️"

So if you hold the door open for me do I need to spread my cheeks?

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Is she opening her own door🤔

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By *ad NannaWoman
21 weeks ago

East London

Picking fluff off his collar.

To clarify though-a man holding a door open for me does nothing to make me wet.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
21 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"Is it just the north east where everyone regardless of gender hold the door open for each other?

No, no mate, still happens everywhere where there is some common decency. Even in the Valleys ☺️

So if you hold the door open for me do I need to spread my cheeks? "

if that's how it works in the North East, who am I to argue with tradition and etiquette?!

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