FabSwingers.com forum: 28 inches! Jesus wept!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did you know the longest pubes on a vagina was 28 inches long!

I mean...

Ok what would you do if you was confronted by that poking down the sides of a thong?

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Did you know the longest pubes on a vagina was 28 inches long!

I mean...

Ok what would you do if you was confronted by that poking down the sides of a thong?

grab my tweezers and pluck it

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

run it's a triffid....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Did you know the longest pubes on a vagina was 28 inches long!

I mean...

Ok what would you do if you was confronted by that poking down the sides of a thong?

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I wouldn't be confronted by anything in a thong to start with, but if I was.....play cats cradle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im struggling to find picture of it. Not that I want to but its one of those "got to look Ethyl" moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Google search would make a few heads turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put them in rollers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy shite. ... Her armpit hairs measured at 32 inches

oh its just so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe her crabs enjoyed bungee jumping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its because she plaits it...she like to show of her PlaitApussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poking out of her thong? At 28 inches it must have been poking out of her trousers leg!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Maybe her crabs enjoyed bungee jumping?

That is gross....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

28 inches is longer than my legs (I think). How is that possible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would make for an interesting vagazzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tie some tubes onto them and youve really got some wind chimes going there.

You can 'fart & chill out' to soothing new-age sounds.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Holy shite. ... Her armpit hairs measured at 32 inches

oh its just so wrong"

I love the way you're playing so innocent

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

That made me giggle. Thanks for that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holy shite. ... Her armpit hairs measured at 32 inches

oh its just so wrong

I love the way you're playing so innocent

Bollocks how have I missed this lol, tease and temptation hold on, tractor and hedge cutter is on its way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be afraid...very afraid.

When i was around fifteen i was baby sitting for a neighbour and she was getting ready to go out and had asked me to take something to her,anyway i walked in and was confronted with the biggest bush ive ever seen....I made the decision there and then i would never have a bush.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

and did you know a lady in Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holy shite. ... Her armpit hairs measured at 32 inches

oh its just so wrong

I love the way you're playing so innocent

Bollocks how have I missed this lol, tease and temptation hold on, tractor and hedge cutter is on its way!

Oh boys have to find amusement don't they

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Holy shite. ... Her armpit hairs measured at 32 inches

oh its just so wrong

I love the way you're playing so innocent

Bollocks how have I missed this lol, tease and temptation hold on, tractor and hedge cutter is on its way!

Oh boys have to find amusement don't they

Can you do the running man dance? My kitchen floor needs sweeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holy shite. ... Her armpit hairs measured at 32 inches

oh its just so wrong

I love the way you're playing so innocent

Bollocks how have I missed this lol, tease and temptation hold on, tractor and hedge cutter is on its way!

Oh boys have to find amusement don't they

Can you do the running man dance? My kitchen floor needs sweeping

Its one of my party tricks as it happens, but I've had dreadlocks and wouldn't want to cause any harm to anything that might be living in there

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

28", my inside leg measurement is only 27

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"28", my inside leg measurement is only 27

When you look at it that way it makes you realise how long they actually are!!

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"28", my inside leg measurement is only 27

Heels could be the answer

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"28", my inside leg measurement is only 27

When you look at it that way it makes you realise how long they actually are!!

Well I am a short arse

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"28", my inside leg measurement is only 27

Heels could be the answer "

You are a dead man walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Googled it, also came up with a 12ft turd

And the amazing ty inserting massive objects, the world record is supposed to be an American football but I am sure carrie canyon has done bigger, two litre drinks bottles spring to mind

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

dreadlocks ???

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By *atterinaWoman
over a year ago

Derby city centre

I'd get out my rollers and setting solution and coiff it into a perfect curl.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Googled it, also came up with a 12ft turd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Googled it, also came up with a 12ft turd

Ooooh and the woman who had 1.7 pints of semen pumped from her stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe her crabs enjoyed bungee jumping?

With 28 inch pubic hair you're more likely to find the wildlife of the Serengeti up there...

..or Cthulhu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe into knitting , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know the longest pubes on a vagina was 28 inches long!

I mean...

Ok what would you do if you was confronted by that poking down the sides of a thong?

swing off it with a big Tarzan yodel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuke the site from orbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely no-one would notice those few wispy bits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"run it's a triffid...."

Hahahahaha

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Nuke the site from orbit "

It's the only way to be sure

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Hmmm .. plats.

Lots of interesting BDSM possibilities there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread very amusing. I can't believe I'm going to google some of these things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gives a whole new meaning to 'wiping your knob on the curtains' don't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holy shite. ... Her armpit hairs measured at 32 inches

oh its just so wrong"
. Pmsl I agree it's yukky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Googled it, also came up with a 12ft turd"

Do jedward count as one turd?

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Off to google lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can hair actually grow that long. Head hair continue to grow but surely other hair stops! Maybe they got a reverse 'wayne rooney' and transplanted their head hair to their groin?

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

O dear. Wish I hadnt googled now lol

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"O dear. Wish I hadnt googled now lol"

That'll teach you to google Jedward!

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Maybe her crabs enjoyed bungee jumping?

Hahaha that made me choke on my water!

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