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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Saltash

not counting the title , give a synopsis of a film in under 10 words.

the god father..

people swearing and shooting one another then laughing.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

9 1/2 weeks

eating, fucking, swearing, more fucking, gasping, strawberries , and more fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaws.

Big arse shark eats everyone then gets fucked by fisherman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titanic. Ship sinks. Its shit.

Avatar. Dances with Wolves with big smurfs. Its shit

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By *ustMyselfWoman
over a year ago

At the end of a cracked Rainbow

"Titanic. Ship sinks. Its shit.

Avatar. Dances with Wolves with big smurfs. Its shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Potter

Wizards , wands , magic and running into walls. Pretty shit really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The transporter

Jason Statham, suit , car , rules, fast driving, sexy, hot, yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Expendables

Old gits blow up shit, save the day lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill let you guess this one

Girl gets kidnapped d*unk bodyguard goes on rampage, saves her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life of Pi -

Kid on a boat with a tiger.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Taken.

He does find them and he does kill them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taken 2

He takes them again and he does find them again

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The beach: hidden beach drugs psychosis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep Impact

Asteroid , collision , everyone dies. That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty dancing

Dancing but not very dirty. Time waster, tissues put away

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By *weetdebWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Taken 2

He takes them again and he does find them again

Bugger,iv not seen it yet and now you've told me the end !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Carter goes to mars

Entered cinema, watched 30 mins , left cinema.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleepless in Seattle

Boy meets girl, eventually.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

Team of BBW's make chocolate. Charlie Bucket inherits the factory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blair Witch Project

Kids go filming in woods, get lost, they all die

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By *obnessMan
over a year ago

york

War and peace. The enemy advances. The enemy retreats.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Happy feet

Penguin can't sing. Penguin can dance. Sanctimonious Disney crap.

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

'Snakes on a plane'

nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Debbie Does Dallas

Cheerleaders , football team, suck fuck suck fuck suck lick fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Debbie Does Dallas

Cheerleaders , football team, suck fuck suck fuck suck lick fuck. "

Pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand by me

4 boys, great stories, long journey, find Ray Brower dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CABARET

Minnelli in stockings

One for the dirty raincoat brigade. Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LAST TANGO IN PARIS

If on a fat - free diet...... sit this one out!

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Twilight,

A girl choosing between bestiality and necrophilia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twilight,

A girl choosing between bestiality and necrophilia. "

best one yet

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Twilight,

A girl choosing between bestiality and necrophilia. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RUNNING MAN

Exercise for couch potatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone with the wind

Nothing to do with farting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BLACK BEAUTY

Extremely disappointing - it was about a horse!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Lock Stock and two smoking Barrels....

Cockney rhyming slang, swearing,violence and nice pair of Purdys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA

But invariably the audience wears Matalan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fast and the furious 1-6 (yes they've made ANOTHER one, after all the others opened to critical acclaim)

Aspirational wank fest for boy-racers, no plot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hobbit

Short fella Joins more short fellas for an long journey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course Citzen Kane can be done in three words: "it's a sledge"

Trainspotting: "Junkies jack up and say 'cunt'. one jacks it in"

Bourne Identity: "man forgets identity but not choreographed martial arts death skills"

This one isn't mine, but I love it - The Help: "White people solve racism - you're welcome, black people"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sixth Sense

Boy sees dead people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrongly imprisoned - nice really. Cod philosophy in abundance. So dull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an easy one: "y kid overcomes paternity issues to bring balance to universe."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Debbie Does Dallas

Cheerleaders , football team, suck fuck suck fuck suck lick fuck. "

Forgot candle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Transformers 1,2 or 3

Cool shit transforming into cool shit, very pretty girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man on fire

'Dont fuck with the babysitter'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess this one:

"Daniel Day Lewis runs and shoots a lot, with scenery"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alien: Alien with dodgy teeth gets fucked by Siguorney Weaver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schindler's List: Nazi makes fortune from Hitler while helping Jewish people survive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or this:

"Kevin Costner discovers Indians are cool. not patronising at all"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alien: Alien with dodgy teeth gets fucked by Siguorney Weaver."

I follow it up with

Aliens.

'Fucking alien didn't learn from the first encounter'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me:

"Heather Graham's tits Heather Graham's tis Heather Graham's tits mmmmmmmmmmmm"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evil Dead (remake)

It's shit, watch the original...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buba Ho Tep

Retired Elvis fights Egyptian mummy....Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill Bill

'This scorned woman is not to be messed with'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spider Man

"worth watching for Kirsten Dunst in a wet t-shirt"

As Good as it Gets

"worth watching for Helen Hunt in a wet t-shirt"

The Deep

"worth watching for Jacqueline Bissett in a wet t-shirt"

you get the picture...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alien: Alien with dodgy teeth gets fucked by Siguorney Weaver.

I follow it up with

Aliens.

'Fucking alien didn't learn from the first encounter'"

Alien 3

Still hasnt learned !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Lynch's Mullholland Drive:

"Baffling. But oh my lord some great lesbian sex scenes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alien: Alien with dodgy teeth gets fucked by Siguorney Weaver.

I follow it up with

Aliens.

'Fucking alien didn't learn from the first encounter'

Alien 3

Still hasnt learned !!

Alien resurrection

'Movie makers shoulda learned'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Four weddings and a Funeral'

Read the title,'nuff said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bladerunner..

Greatest movie ever made...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alien: Alien with dodgy teeth gets fucked by Siguorney Weaver.

I follow it up with

Aliens.

'Fucking alien didn't learn from the first encounter'

Alien 3

Still hasnt learned !!

Alien resurrection

'Movie makers shoulda learned'

Alien v Predator: Producers take piss out of gullible audience with disposable income.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hostel

'American students should definitely have gone to Barcelona'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alien: Alien with dodgy teeth gets fucked by Siguorney Weaver.

I follow it up with

Aliens.

'Fucking alien didn't learn from the first encounter'

Alien 3

Still hasnt learned !!

Alien resurrection

'Movie makers shoulda learned'

Alien v Predator: Producers take piss out of gullible audience with disposable income."

AVP Requiem

" What a load of shit "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alien: Alien with dodgy teeth gets fucked by Siguorney Weaver.

I follow it up with

Aliens.

'Fucking alien didn't learn from the first encounter'

Alien 3

Still hasnt learned !!

Alien resurrection

'Movie makers shoulda learned'

Alien v Predator: Producers take piss out of gullible audience with disposable income.

AVP Requiem

" What a load of shit "

You mean to say you actually watched it!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Le Miserable...

Singing, Crying, Singing, bit more Crying, Loud singing, more Crying.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Marathon Man

Worst trip to the dentist - ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomb Raider. Angelina in a wet suit. Wank bank

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

The Borrowers

Tiny, thieving little fuckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rita, Sue and Bob too.

Dirty old bastard and two even dirtier schoolgirls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evil Dead

a whole new meaning to the phrase getting wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum dead, son kidnapped, dad + mentally ill female find kid.

Finding Nemo

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ted

Furry, potty mouthed pervert. Never short of a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Terminator - hunting down John Connor in order to kill him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Terminator - hunting down John Connor in order to kill him"

Terminator 2 - hunting down John Connor's Mum.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"The Terminator - hunting down John Connor in order to kill him

Terminator 2 - hunting down John Connor's Mum."

Terminator 3

The new birds hot,hubba hubba,

Still didn't catch them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Italian Job: Smart arse Cockneys nick Italian gold and piss the Mafia off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Shining. Hours of boredom then Jack gets an axe out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bladerunner. No lights, loads of rain. Robots. Its overrated shit

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

Bambi. Mother dies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piranha 3D. Tits and fishes. Sometimes fishes on tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total Recall: Guy with fucked brain meets three-titted bird on Mars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taken

A 2 hour cross continent cock block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the West was won...

We now know how... But still dont know why...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ronin: De Niro loses NCB on drive round Paris, France

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Italian Job: Smart arse Cockneys nick Italian gold and piss the Mafia off."

The Italian Job (2003): Yanks fuck up perfectly good 60's Brit cult movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill let you guess this one

Girl gets kidnapped d*unk bodyguard goes on rampage, saves her "

man on fire!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Emmanuelle: If I could, I would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leon

Slow hitman adopts neighbours daughter, gary oldman psycho but cool

Leon the professional

Same film ,few extra scenes, whole new slant on film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

party animal

hound dog gunner eat dat pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boogie nights:

porn aint what it used to be (plus prosthetic penis)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Sit, See, Sulk, Sweets, Squirm, Squint, Swear, Swear, Sleep, Swear.

les miserables......

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By *ilverMedalWinnerMan
over a year ago

North Lakes

"The Italian Job: Smart arse Cockneys nick Italian gold and piss the Mafia off.

The Italian Job (2003): Yanks fuck up perfectly good 60's Brit cult movie."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silver linings.

He's hurting, she's hurting,both get happy again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way we were

Were we? I wasn't!

Streisand/Redford weepie fest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emmanuelle: If I could, I would!

Emmanuel Deux: if you would, I could!

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