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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West

Like Sister Julie but waaaayyyy more judgey. Post here and be judged.

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I luv your arse.

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By *imples24Man
1 week ago

tamworth

Ooohh what are we going to be judge on 👀🤣

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
1 week ago

North West

Oh! Oh! Judge me, Julie

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I luv your arse. "

I judge that you are taken in by a flattering angle. It's quite disappointing in reality.

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I luv your arse.

I judge that you are taken in by a flattering angle. It's quite disappointing in reality. "

Well.....

If you'll say you'll sit on my face I'll get a better prospective in the reality.

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By *iandti2023Couple
1 week ago

Wokingham

Oh wow… let’s see what we get sentenced to

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
1 week ago

Carlisle usually


"I luv your arse.

I judge that you are taken in by a flattering angle. It's quite disappointing in reality. "

I judge that you are incorrect. And it's gorgeous from all (reasonable) angles.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Ooohh what are we going to be judge on 👀🤣"

Your dirty mirror. I'm judging that you need some Windowlene.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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1 week ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've just had sex.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
1 week ago

St Leonards

I'm the best shag wot anyone anywhere ever will ever have ever and it's true!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
1 week ago

IPSWICH

You can't judge me anymore than I judge myself surely. 🙄

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By *aitonelMan
1 week ago

Away for Christmas

Judy was better

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By *amie HantsWoman
1 week ago

Atlantis

I had Camembert the other night with my brother and he goes ‘this is enough cheese for 6’ I said to him I’m pretty sure a Camembert is for 2 as a starter or 1 as a main.

It’s now in the family group chat. I’m getting inundated with pictures of cheese asking if this is a main for 1. It’s getting out of hand.

Am I wrong in this situation or am I a victim of circumstance being born into the wrong family?

Please judge this for me. I feel like an apple growing in the wrong orchid. I’m having an identity crisis and wondering if I was switched at birth

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By *midnight-Woman
1 week ago

...

Cor be gentle with us..it's only 1st Jan!

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By *parkle1974Woman
1 week ago

Leeds


"Judy was better "

What about Rinder?

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By *parkle1974Woman
1 week ago

Leeds


"Cor be gentle with us..it's only 1st Jan!"

I thought it was the 2nd

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
1 week ago

St Leonards


"Cor be gentle with us..it's only 1st Jan!

I thought it was the 2nd "

Bit of a judgmental tone there Sparkle 🤨

(😉)

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
1 week ago

Essex

If I get chance to do the thing I want to do - you can judge me on that?

Otherwise - there’s plenty else that I’m sure you can think of 🤣🤣

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Oh! Oh! Judge me, Julie "

In the case of KC vs the Sunshine Band. I find the defendant guilty. They didn't give it up when requested.

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By *ickshawedCouple
1 week ago

Wolverhampton

Judge not, lest ye be judged

Unless you're judging my boobs worthy of a mention on a Best Boobs on Fab thread. In which case, judge away

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I luv your arse.

I judge that you are taken in by a flattering angle. It's quite disappointing in reality.

Well.....

If you'll say you'll sit on my face I'll get a better prospective in the reality. "

Judged as being too thirsty!

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Oh wow… let’s see what we get sentenced to "

A bang.

Of my hammer. 😁

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By *imples24Man
1 week ago

tamworth


"Ooohh what are we going to be judge on 👀🤣

Your dirty mirror. I'm judging that you need some Windowlene. "

Sounds like an offer to me out your maids outfit on 👀

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By *iandti2023Couple
1 week ago

Wokingham


"Oh wow… let’s see what we get sentenced to

A bang.

Of my hammer. 😁"

A bang? OH YES please!! Hammer? Not so much

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I luv your arse.

I judge that you are taken in by a flattering angle. It's quite disappointing in reality.

I judge that you are incorrect. And it's gorgeous from all (reasonable) angles."

I ask my honourable colleague, would the man on the Clapham Omnibus agree? For that is the true test.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
1 week ago

St Leonards


"Judge not, lest ye be judged

Unless you're judging my boobs worthy of a mention on a Best Boobs on Fab thread. In which case, judge away "

Very true.

Obviously, since you turned 40 we have to scroll a bit further down to see the results

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I've just had sex. "

I judge that you are rightly smug.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

Manchester / Cardiff

is this like 'roast me' but with the potential for positive results too?!

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By *ustincider888Man
1 week ago

Preston Ish

I'm drinking beer, in bed and im doing bugger all housework wise.

I might put the bin out later though

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By *heelerMan
1 week ago

Northants

Bang me up if proven guilty.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I'm the best shag wot anyone anywhere ever will ever have ever and it's true!"

It's not the help of the court that you need. 😘

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By *ickshawedCouple
1 week ago

Wolverhampton


"Judge not, lest ye be judged

Unless you're judging my boobs worthy of a mention on a Best Boobs on Fab thread. In which case, judge away

Very true.

Obviously, since you turned 40 we have to scroll a bit further down to see the results

"

You're so right. My husband turned 40 six months before me and I have to look around his knees now for his scrotum. I imagine at 57 you'd be tucking them into your socks

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
1 week ago

St Leonards


"I'm the best shag wot anyone anywhere ever will ever have ever and it's true!

It's not the help of the court that you need. 😘"

Genius x

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"You can't judge me anymore than I judge myself surely. 🙄"

I judge that you are taking this too seriously 😂

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
1 week ago

St Leonards


"Judge not, lest ye be judged

Unless you're judging my boobs worthy of a mention on a Best Boobs on Fab thread. In which case, judge away

Very true.

Obviously, since you turned 40 we have to scroll a bit further down to see the results

You're so right. My husband turned 40 six months before me and I have to look around his knees now for his scrotum. I imagine at 57 you'd be tucking them into your socks "

I tuck my tits into my socks, and my balls follow behind in a little granny trolley bag xxxx

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Judy was better "

Judging the judges. Bold. Respect my authority.

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By *ildTimes.Man
1 week ago

Colchester/London

Judge not lest ye be judged.

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By *ags73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish

Judge Julie with the lovely bum,

I had six Ferreri Rocher earlier.

The recommended serving is two, so have I committed a crime and what’s my punishment?

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By *adBodNWMan
1 week ago

lancashire


"Like Sister Julie but waaaayyyy more judgey. Post here and be judged. "

I love a woman who wears tights. Judge me

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By *heLeadbettersCouple
1 week ago

Reading

I'm at work, none of my team are back in the office until Monday.

I'm doing bugger all except writing our first forum post and looking on the internet at houses we can't afford.

Uncertain how this will be judged.......

Jerry

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By *obilebottomMan
1 week ago

All over


"Judge Julie with the lovely bum,

I had six Ferreri Rocher earlier.

The recommended serving is two, so have I committed a crime and what’s my punishment?"

I hope not, I had the full box in one sitting the other day

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I had Camembert the other night with my brother and he goes ‘this is enough cheese for 6’ I said to him I’m pretty sure a Camembert is for 2 as a starter or 1 as a main.

It’s now in the family group chat. I’m getting inundated with pictures of cheese asking if this is a main for 1. It’s getting out of hand.

Am I wrong in this situation or am I a victim of circumstance being born into the wrong family?

Please judge this for me. I feel like an apple growing in the wrong orchid. I’m having an identity crisis and wondering if I was switched at birth "

They are so very wrong but I'm vicariously amused by their photos of cheese. I find in your favour and judge that you should never have to share cheese.

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By *ondonlad_88Man
1 week ago

south East

I hate pugs! And other small rat dogs

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Cor be gentle with us..it's only 1st Jan!"

Please make it a matter of the court record that it is, in fact, the 2nd January. 😬

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By *ags73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"Judge Julie with the lovely bum,

I had six Ferreri Rocher earlier.

The recommended serving is two, so have I committed a crime and what’s my punishment?

I hope not, I had the full box in one sitting the other day "

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
1 week ago

Glasgow / London


"Please make it a matter of the court record that it is, in fact, the 2nd January. 😬"

Let the record show that Julie was right. Again.

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By *eckard2019Man
1 week ago

North West Durham

Everyone is so judgey these days

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By *ags73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"Cor be gentle with us..it's only 1st Jan!

Please make it a matter of the court record that it is, in fact, the 2nd January. 😬"

It’s a holiday in Scotland. Great idea for when I was having heavier new years celebrations.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
1 week ago

North West


"Oh! Oh! Judge me, Julie

In the case of KC vs the Sunshine Band. I find the defendant guilty. They didn't give it up when requested. "

Keep It Comin' Love

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
1 week ago

Around the Midlands

Who judges the Judge? 🤔

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By *midnight-Woman
1 week ago

...


"Cor be gentle with us..it's only 1st Jan!

I thought it was the 2nd "

Oh shit

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
1 week ago

St Leonards

I adjudge that this thread may be moving about 50% faster than Judge Julie would ideally have liked .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
1 week ago

North West


"Who judges the Judge? 🤔"

He who must not be named

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
1 week ago

St Leonards


"Who judges the Judge? 🤔

He who must not be named "

Wonko?

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By *midnight-Woman
1 week ago

...


"Please make it a matter of the court record that it is, in fact, the 2nd January. 😬

Let the record show that Julie was right. Again."

I don't have a leg to stand on Gov' 😆😆

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
1 week ago

North West


"Please make it a matter of the court record that it is, in fact, the 2nd January. 😬

Let the record show that Julie was right. Again.

I don't have a leg to stand on Gov' 😆😆"

Me neither

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Judy was better

What about Rinder?"

Probably a better judge. But not as judgey as me. 😉

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By *ags73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"Who judges the Judge? 🤔

He who must not be named

Wonko?"

Afkaw now

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
1 week ago

St Leonards


"Please make it a matter of the court record that it is, in fact, the 2nd January. 😬

Let the record show that Julie was right. Again.

I don't have a leg to stand on Gov' 😆😆

Me neither "

That was wheely good xxxx

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By *ickshawedCouple
1 week ago

Wolverhampton


"Please make it a matter of the court record that it is, in fact, the 2nd January. 😬

Let the record show that Julie was right. Again.

I don't have a leg to stand on Gov' 😆😆"

Borrow Carrick's middle leg. I'm sure he won't mind

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
1 week ago

Glasgow / London


"Me neither "

🤣

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By *midnight-Woman
1 week ago

...


"Please make it a matter of the court record that it is, in fact, the 2nd January. 😬

Let the record show that Julie was right. Again.

I don't have a leg to stand on Gov' 😆😆

Me neither "

That'll catch her off guard

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
1 week ago

North West


"Please make it a matter of the court record that it is, in fact, the 2nd January. 😬

Let the record show that Julie was right. Again.

I don't have a leg to stand on Gov' 😆😆

Me neither

That was wheely good xxxx"

😘

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West

The courthas adjourned for lunch.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
1 week ago

St Leonards


"Who judges the Judge? 🤔

He who must not be named

Wonko?

Afkaw now "

Nope - I'm lost on Afkaw...???

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By *ags73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"Who judges the Judge? 🤔

He who must not be named

Wonko?

Afkaw now

Nope - I'm lost on Afkaw...???"

He changed his name for Chrimbo and someone else stole it

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
1 week ago

St Leonards


"Who judges the Judge? 🤔

He who must not be named

Wonko?

Afkaw now

Nope - I'm lost on Afkaw...???

He changed his name for Chrimbo and someone else stole it "

I know the Wonko story (a few thought I was the perp) - I don't understand who or what Afkaw is?

What am I missing Rag?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
1 week ago

Essex


"Who judges the Judge? 🤔

He who must not be named

Wonko?

Afkaw now

Nope - I'm lost on Afkaw...???

He changed his name for Chrimbo and someone else stole it

I know the Wonko story (a few thought I was the perp) - I don't understand who or what Afkaw is?

What am I missing Rag?"

Artist

Formerly

Known

As

Wonko

Xx

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By *ags73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"Who judges the Judge? 🤔

He who must not be named

Wonko?

Afkaw now

Nope - I'm lost on Afkaw...???

He changed his name for Chrimbo and someone else stole it

I know the Wonko story (a few thought I was the perp) - I don't understand who or what Afkaw is?

What am I missing Rag?"

Artist formerly known as..

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By *ags73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"Who judges the Judge? 🤔

He who must not be named

Wonko?

Afkaw now

Nope - I'm lost on Afkaw...???

He changed his name for Chrimbo and someone else stole it

I know the Wonko story (a few thought I was the perp) - I don't understand who or what Afkaw is?

What am I missing Rag?

Artist

Formerly

Known

As

Wonko

Xx"

Thank you lovely x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
1 week ago

Carlisle usually


"I luv your arse.

I judge that you are taken in by a flattering angle. It's quite disappointing in reality.

I judge that you are incorrect. And it's gorgeous from all (reasonable) angles.

I ask my honourable colleague, would the man on the Clapham Omnibus agree? For that is the true test. "

Without a shadow of a doubt some dude on the Clapham Omnibus would leer at that ass 💜

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
1 week ago

St Leonards


"Who judges the Judge? 🤔

He who must not be named

Wonko?

Afkaw now

Nope - I'm lost on Afkaw...???

He changed his name for Chrimbo and someone else stole it

I know the Wonko story (a few thought I was the perp) - I don't understand who or what Afkaw is?

What am I missing Rag?

Artist

Formerly

Known

As

Wonko

Xx

Thank you lovely x"

Ahhhh...thank you both.

My dumb xxxx

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By *ags73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"I luv your arse.

I judge that you are taken in by a flattering angle. It's quite disappointing in reality.

I judge that you are incorrect. And it's gorgeous from all (reasonable) angles.

I ask my honourable colleague, would the man on the Clapham Omnibus agree? For that is the true test.

Without a shadow of a doubt some dude on the Clapham Omnibus would leer at that ass 💜"

My bus doesn’t go near Clapham and I would

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"If I get chance to do the thing I want to do - you can judge me on that?

Otherwise - there’s plenty else that I’m sure you can think of 🤣🤣"

Ooh I didn't consider that sort of judgement. I'll get my paddles ready. 😇

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
1 week ago

St Leonards


"I luv your arse.

I judge that you are taken in by a flattering angle. It's quite disappointing in reality.

I judge that you are incorrect. And it's gorgeous from all (reasonable) angles.

I ask my honourable colleague, would the man on the Clapham Omnibus agree? For that is the true test.

Without a shadow of a doubt some dude on the Clapham Omnibus would leer at that ass 💜"

I was born in Clapham.

That gives me rights to decide on the veracity of the assertion.

Carried ✅️.

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By *essaMayWoman
1 week ago

Fairytale Wood

[Removed by poster at 02/01/25 13:19:32]

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Judge not, lest ye be judged

Unless you're judging my boobs worthy of a mention on a Best Boobs on Fab thread. In which case, judge away "

My judging tongue is firmly in my judging cheek. But I definitely did nominate you for Best Boobs on Fab. It will be in the court archive somewhere.

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By *essaMayWoman
1 week ago

Fairytale Wood

[Removed by poster at 02/01/25 13:20:38]

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
1 week ago

Leeds

Judge away

Mrs

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"is this like 'roast me' but with the potential for positive results too?!"

I suppose. It was just a concept that amused me inspired by another thread.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Judge not, lest ye be judged

Unless you're judging my boobs worthy of a mention on a Best Boobs on Fab thread. In which case, judge away

Very true.

Obviously, since you turned 40 we have to scroll a bit further down to see the results

You're so right. My husband turned 40 six months before me and I have to look around his knees now for his scrotum. I imagine at 57 you'd be tucking them into your socks "

I judge this to be an excellent response! 👏

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
1 week ago

Glasgow / London


"[Removed by poster at 02/01/25 13:20:38]"

⬆️ The right to remain silent.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Judge not lest ye be judged. "

Wise words indeed. 😇

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Judge Julie with the lovely bum,

I had six Ferreri Rocher earlier.

The recommended serving is two, so have I committed a crime and what’s my punishment?"

The only crime is the suggested serving size!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
1 week ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘It’s a fair cop guv’ 🙁

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By *ags73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"Judge Julie with the lovely bum,

I had six Ferreri Rocher earlier.

The recommended serving is two, so have I committed a crime and what’s my punishment?

The only crime is the suggested serving size! "

Phew.

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By *eliWoman
1 week ago

.


"is this like 'roast me' but with the potential for positive results too?!

I suppose. It was just a concept that amused me inspired by another thread. "

I'm truly shocked by your behaviour, how could you do such a thing? You can judge my shocked judgement of you. xoxo

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By *MattyMan
1 week ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Guilty as charged........

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Like Sister Julie but waaaayyyy more judgey. Post here and be judged.

I love a woman who wears tights. Judge me "

A leg-intimate kink. Suspendered sentence.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
1 week ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Judge Julie! I love it. Are you wearing a fancy wig and gown?

Am now thinking about a photo challenge. And eating cheese whilst in my trackie bums

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
1 week ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Like Sister Julie but waaaayyyy more judgey. Post here and be judged.

I love a woman who wears tights. Judge me

A leg-intimate kink. Suspendered sentence. "

I am definitely judging that pun

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Like Sister Julie but waaaayyyy more judgey. Post here and be judged.

I love a woman who wears tights. Judge me

A leg-itimate kink. Suspendered sentence. "

Fucking autocorrect ruining my wit.

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By *ags73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish


"Like Sister Julie but waaaayyyy more judgey. Post here and be judged.

I love a woman who wears tights. Judge me

A leg-itimate kink. Suspendered sentence.

Fucking autocorrect ruining my wit. "

I’m hate the bastardinv thunk

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By *riSiMan
1 week ago

Nottingham

I'm at work so judge away, don't lock me up or my boss will be miffed. X

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I'm at work, none of my team are back in the office until Monday.

I'm doing bugger all except writing our first forum post and looking on the internet at houses we can't afford.

Uncertain how this will be judged.......

Jerry"

Welcome to the forums Jerry. I judge that you are a brave soul to make this thread your first post and will therefore fit right in! ❤️

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By *osey WalesMan
1 week ago

La La Land

Isnt it it a bit early in the year to be judged yet ?

I feel i have loads of time to fuck things up yet

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By *ipmannMan
1 week ago

Cahir

Guilty

For liking your pictures

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I hate pugs! And other small rat dogs "

Blimey. I sentence you to a day of walking around Hyde Park with a chihuahua in a doggy shoulder bag.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Everyone is so judgey these days "

I know. How fucking dare they. 😂

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Who judges the Judge? 🤔"

Everybody. It's the Lounge. 😅

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
1 week ago

St Leonards


"Judge Julie! I love it. Are you wearing a fancy wig and gown?

Am now thinking about a photo challenge. And eating cheese whilst in my trackie bums

Mrs TMN x"

But who would be the court spermographer?

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I adjudge that this thread may be moving about 50% faster than Judge Julie would ideally have liked ."

I concur

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Please make it a matter of the court record that it is, in fact, the 2nd January. 😬

Let the record show that Julie was right. Again.

I don't have a leg to stand on Gov' 😆😆

Me neither "

Next you'll be wanting to rest your case. 🙄😉

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By *oodtoshare2Couple
1 week ago

harrogate

Judge away! Please.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Judge away

Mrs "

I think I need a thorough debrief before I can make judgement.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"[Removed by poster at 02/01/25 13:20:38]

⬆️ The right to remain silent."

Very good. 👏👏

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
1 week ago

St Leonards

[Removed by poster at 02/01/25 13:41:54]

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By *heLeadbettersCouple
1 week ago

Reading


"I'm at work, none of my team are back in the office until Monday.

I'm doing bugger all except writing our first forum post and looking on the internet at houses we can't afford.

Uncertain how this will be judged.......

Jerry

Welcome to the forums Jerry. I judge that you are a brave soul to make this thread your first post and will therefore fit right in! ❤️"

Thank you very much your Honor.

JL

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"‘It’s a fair cop guv’ 🙁"

Breaking and entering? (hearts and ummm, euphemismistic things)

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By *aron Von RingsplitterMan
1 week ago

Mottram St Andrew

I've suddenly got the urge to go and do something to be judged about...

I must get out more.

Great arse by the way your honour...

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By *rdere OpusCouple
1 week ago

Brum - ish


"Like Sister Julie but waaaayyyy more judgey. Post here and be judged. "

An interest moniker to add to your profile header!

Fab's Judge Dredd?😉

S

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
1 week ago

The Continental

I got my penis photo back out for one day.

Judge me.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"is this like 'roast me' but with the potential for positive results too?!

I suppose. It was just a concept that amused me inspired by another thread.

I'm truly shocked by your behaviour, how could you do such a thing? You can judge my shocked judgement of you. xoxo"

So I'm judging your judging of my judging?

🔟

🙋‍♀️

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West

My brain needs another rest. Adjourned again. 😂

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
1 week ago

Horley

I broke my New Years Resolution not to eat chocolate today

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By *midnight-Woman
1 week ago

...


"Isnt it it a bit early in the year to be judged yet ?

I feel i have loads of time to fuck things up yet"

Don't try to remember the date 🙈🙈🙈

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By *oxy-RedWoman
1 week ago

pink panther territory

OK I've really got the hots for someone who is a heck of a lot younger than me

This is normally not me ,so judge away

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By *nya NeesWoman
1 week ago

Brum


"OK I've really got the hots for someone who is a heck of a lot younger than me

This is normally not me ,so judge away "

Do it!!! Highly recommend 🤪

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By *oxy-RedWoman
1 week ago

pink panther territory


"OK I've really got the hots for someone who is a heck of a lot younger than me

This is normally not me ,so judge away

Do it!!! Highly recommend 🤪"

I'm talking years plus years younger 🫣

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
1 week ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I got my penis photo back out for one day.

Judge me. "

I judge this photo to be bloody genius

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By *nya NeesWoman
1 week ago

Brum


"OK I've really got the hots for someone who is a heck of a lot younger than me

This is normally not me ,so judge away

Do it!!! Highly recommend 🤪

I'm talking years plus years younger 🫣"

Nah, crack on Foxy

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
1 week ago

The Continental


"I got my penis photo back out for one day.

Judge me.

I judge this photo to be bloody genius "

Fabs second greatest pride penis photo.

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By *ir tootMan
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent

I'm been having major horns recently Julie judge away.

Toots turning to the dark side i think

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By *aron Von RingsplitterMan
1 week ago

Mottram St Andrew


"OK I've really got the hots for someone who is a heck of a lot younger than me

This is normally not me ,so judge away

Do it!!! Highly recommend 🤪

I'm talking years plus years younger 🫣

Nah, crack on Foxy "

I concur... So long as they're old enough and mature enough to make adult decisions then enjoy yourselves. The Mrs Robinson syndrome is a very fun journey.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
1 week ago

St Leonards


"My brain needs another rest. Adjourned again. 😂"

Hey Judge Julie 👋.

You really should do another one of these once it fills .

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By *oxy-RedWoman
1 week ago

pink panther territory


"I'm been having major horns recently Julie judge away.

Toots turning to the dark side i think"

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By *oxy-RedWoman
1 week ago

pink panther territory


"OK I've really got the hots for someone who is a heck of a lot younger than me

This is normally not me ,so judge away

Do it!!! Highly recommend 🤪

I'm talking years plus years younger 🫣

Nah, crack on Foxy

I concur... So long as they're old enough and mature enough to make adult decisions then enjoy yourselves. The Mrs Robinson syndrome is a very fun journey."

It could all just be wishful thinking on my part though

Thanks

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By *asty tatsyMan
1 week ago

london

As long as the hammer don’t come down on me

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
1 week ago

The Continental


"OK I've really got the hots for someone who is a heck of a lot younger than me

This is normally not me ,so judge away

Do it!!! Highly recommend 🤪

I'm talking years plus years younger 🫣

Nah, crack on Foxy

I concur... So long as they're old enough and mature enough to make adult decisions then enjoy yourselves. The Mrs Robinson syndrome is a very fun journey.

It could all just be wishful thinking on my part though

Thanks"

If you don’t ask, you’ll never know.

Hit that message button. There’s nothing to lose bar a few kb of data

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By *ir tootMan
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'm been having major horns recently Julie judge away.

Toots turning to the dark side i think

"

Hey you.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
1 week ago

pink panther territory


"I'm been having major horns recently Julie judge away.

Toots turning to the dark side i think

Hey you. "

Hi you gorgeous guy

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By *rthur30Man
1 week ago

Warrington


"Oh! Oh! Judge me, Julie

In the case of KC vs the Sunshine Band. I find the defendant guilty. They didn't give it up when requested. "

lol very good!

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Guilty as charged........ "

Guilty of too many eyelash emojis? Absolutely. 😂

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
1 week ago

IPSWICH


"You can't judge me anymore than I judge myself surely. 🙄

I judge that you are taking this too seriously 😂"

Guilty as charged your honour. 😕

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
1 week ago

Pontyclun

You can judge me

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Judge Julie! I love it. Are you wearing a fancy wig and gown?

Am now thinking about a photo challenge. And eating cheese whilst in my trackie bums

Mrs TMN x"

A better question is when am I not in a fancy wig and gown? I'm wondering if wings would add to the gravitas. 🤔

A photo challenge is an excellent idea. You and Midnight should get your heads together as photo challenge experts! 😍

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Like Sister Julie but waaaayyyy more judgey. Post here and be judged.

I love a woman who wears tights. Judge me

A leg-intimate kink. Suspendered sentence.

I am definitely judging that pun "

I gave myself at least 100 points for it 👌

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By *r99mr99Man
1 week ago

Ealing

Oh interesting. Judge away please.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Judge away! Please."

I'm guilty of wondering which bit of a Harley is the suckstart mechanism 🤔😂

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

1 week ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I've just had sex.

I judge that you are rightly smug. "

First time all year! 😂😂😂

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I've suddenly got the urge to go and do something to be judged about...

I must get out more.

Great arse by the way your honour..."

Add a profile photo and we can judge that 😉

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Like Sister Julie but waaaayyyy more judgey. Post here and be judged.

An interest moniker to add to your profile header!

Fab's Judge Dredd?😉

S"

With less death and more boobs. Makes a change from the boring bitch line. 😂

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Like Sister Julie but waaaayyyy more judgey. Post here and be judged.

An interest moniker to add to your profile header!

Fab's Judge Dredd?😉

S

With less death and more boobs. Makes a change from the boring bitch line. 😂"

Boobs? More boobs.

Yes please.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I got my penis photo back out for one day.

Judge me. "

My ruling is somewhere around 8 inches 😉

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I broke my New Years Resolution not to eat chocolate today"

I sentence you to come up with a more enjoyable resolution so that you stick to it.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I have nothing to plead but my genius. 😇

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
1 week ago

The Continental


"I got my penis photo back out for one day.

Judge me.

My ruling is somewhere around 8 inches 😉"

Only one surefire way to establish the truth. 😜

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I got my penis photo back out for one day.

Judge me.

My ruling is somewhere around 8 inches 😉

Only one surefire way to establish the truth. 😜"

Fight?

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By *nya NeesWoman
1 week ago

Brum


"I got my penis photo back out for one day.

Judge me.

My ruling is somewhere around 8 inches 😉

Only one surefire way to establish the truth. 😜

Fight?"

Bringing my sofa

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By *MattyMan
1 week ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Requests kindly that the court has mercy on me please.......

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Isnt it it a bit early in the year to be judged yet ?

I feel i have loads of time to fuck things up yet"

I missed this one.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can fuck up today? 😁

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Guilty

For liking your pictures "

Judged to be a person of excellent taste. 👌😂

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"OK I've really got the hots for someone who is a heck of a lot younger than me

This is normally not me ,so judge away "

I judge that this is brilliant! And really not anyone else's business 😘

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I'm been having major horns recently Julie judge away.

Toots turning to the dark side i think"

Like a euphonium? Sousaphone? Those are pretty major horns. Perfect for playing the Imperial March to go with your new dark side!

Seriously. You're in the right place. 😁

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"My brain needs another rest. Adjourned again. 😂

Hey Judge Julie 👋.

You really should do another one of these once it fills ."

Contempt of court. 😑

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I'm been having major horns recently Julie judge away.

Toots turning to the dark side i think

Hey you.

Hi you gorgeous guy "

If nothing else comes of this thread, this makes me smile hard. 😍

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
1 week ago

North West


"Please make it a matter of the court record that it is, in fact, the 2nd January. 😬

Let the record show that Julie was right. Again.

I don't have a leg to stand on Gov' 😆😆

Me neither

Next you'll be wanting to rest your case. 🙄😉"

Need to fookin' well unpack my case

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"As long as the hammer don’t come down on me "

Not looking to get nailed?

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Judge Julie! I love it. Are you wearing a fancy wig and gown?

Am now thinking about a photo challenge. And eating cheese whilst in my trackie bums

Mrs TMN x

A better question is when am I not in a fancy wig and gown? I'm wondering if wings would add to the gravitas. 🤔

A photo challenge is an excellent idea. You and Midnight should get your heads together as photo challenge experts! 😍"

You know Mrs TMN, I'm suddenly hankering for some sort of Domme outfit with the gown and wig. I could totally carry that off.

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By *ashfulandBullCouple
1 week ago

Gloucester

In it to win it... Be gentle!

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"You can judge me "

Guilty of disposing of the previous 88 Naughty Welshes 😱

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"My brain needs another rest. Adjourned again. 😂

Hey Judge Julie 👋.

You really should do another one of these once it fills .

Contempt of court. 😑"

I'm just waiting for this one to get to 174 so I can kill it so Judge Julie can start the next one. Judge me.

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By *awz06Man
1 week ago

harrow

Absolutely can judge me

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Oh interesting. Judge away please. "

The court rules that your username seems a little flakey.

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By *mf123Man
1 week ago

with one foot out the door

I like how your vagina blows kisses when you bend over

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"My brain needs another rest. Adjourned again. 😂

Hey Judge Julie 👋.

You really should do another one of these once it fills .

Contempt of court. 😑

I'm just waiting for this one to get to 174 so I can kill it so Judge Julie can start the next one. Judge me."

I judge that you're a fool if you don't think I'm prepared for that eventuality. 😂

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I have nothing to plead but my genius. 😇"

Guilty 😘

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"In it to win it... Be gentle! "

I can do gentle. I like gentle. 😍

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"Absolutely can judge me "

I judge that the timer app on your phone camera would be a useful discovery 😁

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By *ir tootMan
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'm been having major horns recently Julie judge away.

Toots turning to the dark side i think

Hey you.

Hi you gorgeous guy

If nothing else comes of this thread, this makes me smile hard. 😍"

I admittedly did not see this, I have a bad attention span.

But I hope so too.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West


"I like how your vagina blows kisses when you bend over "

That is a much nicer way of putting it than queef. It wasn't a fanny fart, my minge was blowing you a kiss. 😍😘💋

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By *awz06Man
1 week ago

harrow


"Absolutely can judge me

I judge that the timer app on your phone camera would be a useful discovery 😁"

Fair comment😂😂

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By *asty tatsyMan
1 week ago

london


"As long as the hammer don’t come down on me

Not looking to get nailed? "

But ain’t I the nailer

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I have nothing to plead but my genius. 😇

Guilty 😘"

😝

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By *mf123Man
1 week ago

with one foot out the door


"I like how your vagina blows kisses when you bend over

That is a much nicer way of putting it than queef. It wasn't a fanny fart, my minge was blowing you a kiss. 😍😘💋"

agreed but just to be clear when my dog blows a kiss with its anus its deffo not with love

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By *ellhungvweMan
1 week ago

Cheltenham


"My brain needs another rest. Adjourned again. 😂

Hey Judge Julie 👋.

You really should do another one of these once it fills .

Contempt of court. 😑

I'm just waiting for this one to get to 174 so I can kill it so Judge Julie can start the next one. Judge me."

Judge me

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West

Case closed.

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By *ir tootMan
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West

Case still closed Toots. 🔐

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

Manchester / Cardiff

OK OK...

...But have the next lot of cases begun to be heard?

"All rise, Judge Julie presiding"

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
1 week ago

North West

I said I was prepared for this. Court *may* reconvene another day.

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