FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the Funniest or Most Awkward Moment You’ve Had During a Meet?

By *l_JJ OP Man
3 days ago

South Essex

We’ve all had those moments wherethings didn’t go quite as planned, and all you could do was laugh (or cringe). What’s the funniest or most awkward thing that’s ever happened to you during a meet?.

Three years ago, while on holiday, I met up with a woman from another site (good old Tinder). We had drinks and dinner, which was nice and chill, and later that night we ended up in her villa’s private pool.

Things were already past heated when suddenly, we realized her friends were up on the balcony quietly watching and giggling amongst themselves.

Awkward doesn’t even begin to describe it but one hundred percent worth it after the initial embarrassment

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By *unTimeCoupleXXCouple
3 days ago

Huntingdon

We we at a meet with the couple he put his hands on his head wife messaged me from bathroom saying the guy looks like a young version of her dad and she could do it. I had to explain we were going home because he looked like her dad while his partner was lying on the bed with a blindfold on waiting for her. Awkward isn’t the right word to cover it 😂

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 days ago

Reading

I nearly ran the guy over!

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By *l_JJ OP Man
3 days ago

South Essex

"We we at a meet with the couple he put his hands on his head wife messaged me from bathroom saying the guy looks like a young version of her dad and she could do it. I had to explain we were going home because he looked like her dad while his partner was lying on the bed with a blindfold on waiting for her. Awkward isn’t the right word to cover it 😂"

That’s absolutely brutal,'looks like her dad' I’d have been crying with laughter trying to explain that one. Did you keep a straight face?😆

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By *l_JJ OP Man
3 days ago

South Essex

"I nearly ran the guy over!"

Nearly ran him over? That’s one way to make an impression! Did he at least see the funny side, or were you dodging awkwardness the rest of the night?😂

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By *partharmonyCouple
3 days ago

Ruislip

Many years ago I had a threesome with two women who fell out with each other during the course of the evening.

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By *eesside50Man
3 days ago

Stockton-On-Tees

Sadly have to say I shot my load too quick during a mmf.

Honesty is the best policy I believe)

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By *isterMushroomMan
3 days ago

Warrington

My worst situation during a meet was with an absolutely stunning milf, we were just about finished as she wanked me off all over her tits just as her 5 year old woke up and walked into her room

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By *l_JJ OP Man
3 days ago

South Essex

"Many years ago I had a threesome with two women who fell out with each other during the course of the evening. "

That must have been… an interesting dynamic shift. Did you try to play peacekeeper, or quietly excuse yourself and let them settle it?

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By *nya NeesWoman
3 days ago

Brum

"My worst situation during a meet was with an absolutely stunning milf, we were just about finished as she wanked me off all over her tits just as her 5 year old woke up and walked into her room"

Oh ouch and yuk

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By *ertcoupleCouple
3 days ago

Hatfield

Got my dick out... everyone pissed themselves 😣😣😣

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By *l_JJ OP Man
3 days ago

South Essex

"Sadly have to say I shot my load too quick during a mmf.

Honesty is the best policy I believe)"

Sometimes the excitement just gets the better of us!. Did you style it out, or was it game over from there?

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By *mf123Man
3 days ago

with one foot out the door

Pulling out a chocolate nugget as i finger blasted her anus

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By *dz69247Man
3 days ago

Manchester

Many many moons ago, myself and my mate were in a swingers club, and a lovely lady decided she wanted to take us both, so went into a room, weirdly there was a bloke in the corner of the room already, he just nodded at us, and carried on tucking into his pack of crisps, and the lady just said not to mind him.

Things were getting very playful, until she pulled down her knickers, and no word of a lie, was the most awful smell I’ve ever smelt, it was just awful. Myself and my mate decided not to continue and got up to leave the room, but the bloke (turns out it was her husband) started shouting at us, stating he’s going to do us in if we don’t shag his wife.

We get to the reception area at the bar, and just hope it fizzles out, but the bloke just comes over still shouting and kicking off, luckily the owners see our predicament and tactfully defuse the situation.

Anyways as this is getting resolved, the lady just comes out and picks another poor lad to come play with her. He must have been more brave than us because didn’t see them for half a hour, maybe more as we had found a lovely couple to play with and didn’t see them return, was absolute nuts.

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By *vaRose43Woman
3 days ago

Forest of Dean

A hotel I booked checking my data and leaving rose petals and a card for my wedding anniversary. I wasn’t there with my husband (the anniversary was a few days away). Awkward but also funny

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By *batMan
3 days ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Short version.

On a two couples meet.

One of the women got d*unk and went into the ensuite to throw up. Myself and my then GF left at that point!!

Gbat

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By *urvyBunnyWoman
3 days ago

Suffolk

I met up with a couple who I knew fairly well. I used to have my nipples pierced and wore a mesh bra, things got a little naughty and my mesh bra caught hold of my nipple piercing and pulled it out. At the time it wasn't funny and I cried, but looking back now I just laugh about it

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 days ago

pink panther territory

Very embarrassing and I still cringe when I think about it

It was a meet a few years ago we got on great blah blah decided to takes things up to the bedroom,got down and dirty,didn't close the door properly

Enters my cat who climbed on to the guys back and peed all over him

Let's just say it was definitely a mood killer nd his language was very colourful to say the least

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
3 days ago

chester

Met a woman on a vanilla dating site and went out a few times then we ended up in the bedroom and when she seen my cock she asked how could she possibly suck something so small and thin

She got dressed telling me if she needed a tooth pic she will give me a call . I did see her twice after that to take her for a nice meal and second date took her shopping buying her sexy lingerie

She then showed me pictures of her new fella who she said was an average thick 8 inches and as I didn't want any trouble I decided to stop replying to her.

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By *l_JJ OP Man
3 days ago

South Essex

"A hotel I booked checking my data and leaving rose petals and a card for my wedding anniversary. I wasn’t there with my husband (the anniversary was a few days away). Awkward but also funny "

Got to give it to the hotel for their customer service though,above and beyond!😆

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By *l_JJ OP Man
3 days ago

South Essex

"Many many moons ago, myself and my mate were in a swingers club, and a lovely lady decided she wanted to take us both, so went into a room, weirdly there was a bloke in the corner of the room already, he just nodded at us, and carried on tucking into his pack of crisps, and the lady just said not to mind him.

Crisps, chaos, and threats,what a night! Fair play for dodging that one, though I do wonder if the brave lad made it out alive.

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By *ene FairfaxMan
3 days ago

Dover

Went to me and mf couple for dinner as a social, was sat at the table chatting discreetly when all of a sudden their two tiny children came from the play area to say hello. Very very awkward. Had dinner went Dutch and never went back even when the wife chatted to me in text to say she wanted to meet alone and don't tell the hubby

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By *nkymikeyMan
3 days ago

Andover

Had a lovely meet with a lovely lady and things ended up back at hers with me on the sofa her on my lap.

Every 5 or so of deep strokes she was stop, jump off and squirt and sit back down and carry on.

This was repeated a few time until I grabs her hips and would not let her off and keep fucking her hard.

She squirted so hard, then pass out and shat herself.

When she came around she ran off to the bathroom screaming in horror.

I clean myself and the floor up.

I left after a while as she would not leave the bathroom.

Bless her I found it funny as

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
3 days ago

Birmingham

At a club in the jacuzzi room with my partner. It was a really quiet night and just us in there. We finished having sex and she said she was going in the jacuzzi. All I heard was bit of a shriek and a splash. She had lost her footing and fell gave first in the water. Luckily she was OK and the only injury was to her pride.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
3 days ago

Birmingham

"Very embarrassing and I still cringe when I think about it

It was a meet a few years ago we got on great blah blah decided to takes things up to the bedroom,got down and dirty,didn't close the door properly

Enters my cat who climbed on to the guys back and peed all over him

Let's just say it was definitely a mood killer nd his language was very colourful to say the least"

Not the type of juicy pussy he was looking for.

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By *apio51Man
3 days ago

Edinburgh ish

"Many years ago I had a threesome with two women who fell out with each other during the course of the evening. "

This would literally have been crying (and not with laughter). Imagine if you had actually managed to get to the point that an MMF threesome was all but guaranteed (as a guy) and, just before the “boom-chick-a-wow-wow” started, they just started fighting and ruined the whole thing.

Be like winning the lottery and realising you had lost your ticket.

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By *ochaManMan
3 days ago

Hornchurch

I was staying at a B&B and invited a couple over for me to play with the wife. I intended for them to avoid the staff and come straight up to my room. Everything is going well until I hear multiple people outside. Turns out one of the staff saw them and I was the only one booked in on that side of the B&B, so they were worried that they were up to no good (which is somewhat true I guess).

Thinking the staff might check the rooms, the couple ended up hiding in my bathroom for a few minutes and we all felt like teenagers again!

Eventually things calmed down outside and we resumed playing for a few more hours with no further drama, phew.

Lesson learnt - either accompany your visitors up to the room or book a bigger hotel!

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By *comb guyMan
3 days ago

York

Most awkward seeing my daughter in a swingers club thank god never seen me

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By *ichaelsmyMan
3 days ago

douglas

i met with a couple at short notice, so we met up outside the hotel. shock but there was two couple meeting someone at the same time.

the couple i met, went to the bar and then up to the room, strangely the husband only liked to watch. go figure.

well any way they left and as i went for a shower there was a knock at the door, the other couple wanted to go for a drink.

they had heard the first couple talking about the meet

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 days ago

pink panther territory

"Very embarrassing and I still cringe when I think about it

It was a meet a few years ago we got on great blah blah decided to takes things up to the bedroom,got down and dirty,didn't close the door properly

Enters my cat who climbed on to the guys back and peed all over him

Let's just say it was definitely a mood killer nd his language was very colourful to say the least

Not the type of juicy pussy he was looking for.

XX "

No obviously not

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By *ack again100Man
3 days ago

Tamworth

"Most awkward seeing my daughter in a swingers club thank god never seen me"

Wow, surely you blocked her

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By *ondiego85Man
3 days ago

nottingham

Fucking with my ex girlfriend in her dad’s car, at the end she wanked me and I shot a massive, powerful load that covered the dash and the steering wheel. Poor mondeo!

To add insult to injury, the only thing she found to clean up the mess I made (while giggling, obviously) was a t-shirt belonging to her sister that was left in the back of the car.

Always get tissues, people

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By *batMan
3 days ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Most awkward seeing my daughter in a swingers club thank god never seen me

Wow, surely you blocked her"

Blocked her from where? The Swingers Club????

Gbat

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By *comb guyMan
3 days ago

York

[Removed by poster at 02/01/25 22:15:00]

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By *comb guyMan
3 days ago

York

Not seen her on this site

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By *ippy45Man
3 days ago

hirwaun

"Most awkward seeing my daughter in a swingers club thank god never seen me"

Fuck imagine if you seen her after walking out of a gloryhole and she came out 1 min later

Ffs

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By *kguy4444Man
2 days ago

Wales

Guy was licking Ls pussy and as he got up to kneel over her, as she went to suck him, he shot a load over her face and got upset.

Same room sex with another couple, he was doing his wife in the butt and she followed through with a fart. Something plopped out on the bed next to us. Thankfully a distant memory from costa brava.

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By *tsJustKateWoman
2 days ago

London

A guy was fucking me from behind and I didn't realise how close I was to the edge of the bed, and I fell off. So embarrassing!

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
2 days ago

Midlothian

Had a social with a guy who kept analysing my body language aloud, which was strange enough, then he casually brought up his childhood a.b.u.s.e at the hands of a minister. We didn't meet again.

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By *ic loves to lickMan
2 days ago

Trumpton

I was getting an awesome blowjob and as she nibbled on my frenulum I accidentally farted, luckily it wasn't a stinky one just a little toot !

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By *ubMissNorfolk89Woman
2 days ago

Downham Market

So, I arranged to meet this guy from the site at a hotel, and we agreed he’d leave the door slightly open so I could just walk in. I was feeling confident, so I knocked lightly, swung the door open, and said, ‘Your pussy is here!’

Except, instead of my date, I was staring at this elderly couple who looked absolutely horrified. The woman clutched her handbag like I was about to rob her, and the man just blinked at me, completely confused. I froze for a second, mumbled, ‘Wrong room, sorry!’ and bolted out of there, absolutely mortified.

When I finally found the right room, my date couldn’t stop laughing after I told him what happened. Honestly, it broke the tension and turned out to be a great icebreaker.

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By *ouple_For_BuddyCouple
2 days ago

Newport

We had a similar experience, but it was the bloke that emitted a god awful smell.

Wife just said, "Really sorry, but my period is starting" and we walked out.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 days ago

pink panther territory

"So, I arranged to meet this guy from the site at a hotel, and we agreed he’d leave the door slightly open so I could just walk in. I was feeling confident, so I knocked lightly, swung the door open, and said, ‘Your pussy is here!’

When I finally found the right room, my date couldn’t stop laughing after I told him what happened. Honestly, it broke the tension and turned out to be a great icebreaker."

Hahaha this is hilarious I would have loved to see that elderly couples faces

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By *is and hers 2024Couple
2 days ago

york

Mr:

Going back roughly 15 years i had a meet through a different site. She was 52 to my 25. We went out and had a lovely dinner before going to a b&b, I popped to the bathroom, only to come out and find her removing a prosthetic leg (at the knee).

It had never been mentioned and I hadn't noticed (I'd been looking at her chest half of the night!).

Took me completely by surprise and didn't know what to do. Long story short I went for it anyway and had a great night

Met quite a few times after that too!!

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By *rSircumsizedMan
2 days ago

Risca

A lady came to my place of work for a meet, we jumped into the back of her car and things started getting quite steamy. After a quick fondle and fuck, she spat on my cock and started yanking it like there was no tomorrow. I couldn't hold my load back and came all over the inside of her brand new Audi. Over the seats, the headrest and the roof. I had to take my uniform t shirt off to clean down the leather interior. Embarrassing, but it felt so damn good.

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By *arried.man.for.kinkMan
2 days ago

"Most awkward seeing my daughter in a swingers club thank god never seen me

Wow, surely you blocked her"

I think you've spent too much time on the Internet, that's not how real life works

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By *l_JJ OP Man
2 days ago

South Essex

"Had a social with a guy who kept analysing my body language aloud, which was strange enough, then he casually brought up his childhood a.b.u.s.e at the hands of a minister. We didn't meet again."

That’s a heavy dose of awkward for one social. Honestly, I think I’d have made my excuses after the body language commentary.

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