FabSwingers.com forum: I'm too old...

By *lamdaddy OP Man
6 weeks ago

London

Can you ever imagine yourself retiring from this fab, sex with others and new people type lifestyle?

Is there gonna be a day you finally live like grandma sue next door? Not the one to the right she's a right tart but the one to the left.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

If the endless horniness ever dies down, then maybe. But I can't see that happening any time soon. 😅

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By *ornycougaWoman
6 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

That time is rapidly approaching for me. I'll still be the filthy woman who looks like mutton dressed as lamb, but I won't flaunt my wares here

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

My next birthday.

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
6 weeks ago

London

"That time is rapidly approaching for me. I'll still be the filthy woman who looks like mutton dressed as lamb, but I won't flaunt my wares here"

Pass me your number for then ok?! Down for keeping you riled up post fab retirement!

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
6 weeks ago

London

"My next birthday."

I really need to have sex with you soon...

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
6 weeks ago

The Continental

I guess I’ll find out in a year and one days time when my clock turns 50

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"My next birthday.

I really need to have sex with you soon..."

You have approximately 9-11 months

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By *a LunaWoman
6 weeks ago

South Wales

I feel like I’ve reached that time Brucey.

But then I don’t know if that’s how I really feel or whether it’s the bloody menopause hormones etc, so I’ll stick it out a bit.

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By *elix SightedMan
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Grandma Sue isn’t as innocent as you think, OP. I can’t keep up and I’m usually her second of the day.

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By *midnight-Woman
6 weeks ago

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Yeah I reckon when I retire I'll be too busy for fab -or at least the forum, it sucks soooooo much time

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
6 weeks ago

London

"My next birthday.

I really need to have sex with you soon...

You have approximately 9-11 months"

A dark number but a good level of time

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
6 weeks ago

London

"Yeah I reckon when I retire I'll be too busy for fab -or at least the forum, it sucks soooooo much time

Wish something else would suck sooooo much...

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By *lansmanMan
6 weeks ago

Sheffield

Im definitely too old for the hassle of fab now. Had lots of fun pre covid but really can't be bothered any more . Perve the pics occasionally and browse the forums , but nothing else.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

East Sussex

Fab slowly but inexorably gives you up.

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
6 weeks ago

London

"Fab slowly but inexorably gives you up.

Fabs never gonna give you up, fabs never gonna let you down

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By *attooYouMan
6 weeks ago

just about northside

Please never leave we love your filth

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By *riar BelisseWoman
6 weeks ago

On Holibobs

Never. I have never been in my adult life a monogamous person. I need variety with my partners, whether than involves sex or not.

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
6 weeks ago

ciren

"That time is rapidly approaching for me. I'll still be the filthy woman who looks like mutton dressed as lamb, but I won't flaunt my wares here"

Not while you keep posting vids like the recent ones

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Fab slowly but inexorably gives you up.

Fabs never gonna give you up, fabs never gonna let you down "

Rick!? Is that you?

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
6 weeks ago

your head

Yes, easily. It won't be an age thing that does it either, ill just get fed up one day and won't come back.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
6 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Unfortunately I'm getting there now

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
6 weeks ago

London

"Yes, easily. It won't be an age thing that does it either, ill just get fed up one day and won't come back. "

Send me your socials before then yeah? Always was a fan of tinkerbelle

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By *ude LawMan
6 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Fab slowly but inexorably gives you up.

Fabs never gonna give you up, fabs never gonna let you down

Rick!? Is that you?"

Don't be coy. You've known each other for so long.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
6 weeks ago

your head

"Yes, easily. It won't be an age thing that does it either, ill just get fed up one day and won't come back.

Send me your socials before then yeah? Always was a fan of tinkerbelle"

🤣 I don't share that with anyone. Sure you'll cope.

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By *eliWoman
6 weeks ago

"My next birthday.

I really need to have sex with you soon..."

Don't fall for it, she's been threatening us with leaving for a long, long, long time.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"My next birthday.

I really need to have sex with you soon...

Don't fall for it, she's been threatening us with leaving for a long, long, long time. "

I like to fill people with false hope

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
6 weeks ago

Essex

I have no idea. I doubt it will be age that stops me though.

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By *ilth N KinkCouple
6 weeks ago

Gloucester

Yes I can see a time where I no longer swing. Hopefully won’t be for a while though

Kink (Mrs)

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
6 weeks ago

London

"Yes, easily. It won't be an age thing that does it either, ill just get fed up one day and won't come back.

Send me your socials before then yeah? Always was a fan of tinkerbelle

🤣 I don't share that with anyone. Sure you'll cope. "

Ok can we have sex though?

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
6 weeks ago

London

"My next birthday.

I really need to have sex with you soon...

Don't fall for it, she's been threatening us with leaving for a long, long, long time. "

I kinda want to soon anyway to be honest! It's about time! We will make a thread about it

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
6 weeks ago

Wherever

I was actually considering that today.

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
6 weeks ago

London

"I was actually considering that today."

No, we love you here!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
6 weeks ago

Wherever

"I was actually considering that today.

No, we love you here!"

Is that sarcasm?

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By *oodtoshare2Couple
6 weeks ago

harrogate

I was 60 last year and am hornier now than I've ever been. Loving it and no intention of stopping. Katie is just a couple of years behind me and she's sexier than ever.

Chris

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
6 weeks ago

London

"I was actually considering that today.

No, we love you here!

Is that sarcasm?

No! Haha

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By *C79Man
6 weeks ago

Caterham

I do wonder when the bubble of hope will burst for me. I used to go to some socials nearby but they don't happen any more. Other events around London have increasingly suggested the exclusion of single men and as I don't seem to be able to find a plus one for events, I don't really bother any more. I have gone to Gran Canaria alone twice and although there is a bit of fun to be had, it's mostly a lonely experience. Perhaps it's the January blues. Perhaps I've just had enough of being invisible. We'll see.

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By *ookie46Woman
6 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

If I’m still here at sixty I’m going UNLOS

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By *ansoffateMan
6 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I don't think I ever bought into anything enough to ever retire from it.

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By *opeyXWoman
6 weeks ago

Dundee

Every birthday I've thought this since about 40 bar this year's. I'm sure there will be a time but just enjoying it till then.

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By *ungandMan
6 weeks ago

daveyhulme

I thought I’d passed the sex threshold and no more fabswinger but always a little spark.. maybe one more year

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By *ad NannaWoman
6 weeks ago

East London

My sex life is coming to an end pretty soon, I imagine.

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By *lderguy4uMan
6 weeks ago

wirral

Never

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By *ungandMan
6 weeks ago

daveyhulme

"My sex life is coming to an end pretty soon, I imagine. "

You have plenty of time

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By *avexxMan
6 weeks ago

cheshire

yes that time is coming very soon without doubt

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By *eardysingsMan
6 weeks ago

sandhurst and York

"I don't think I ever bought into anything enough to ever retire from it."

I mean… I consider retiring fully from drinking, every time I have a glass of wine….

I don’t drink generally - and every time I think ‘just a glass will be ok’ I end up emotionally fucked for 3 days

So I’ll retire from that… but not sticking my Willy in things….

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By *viatrixWoman
6 weeks ago

Redhill

I am quite happy logging in and going on the forum and chatting, but ai doubt I’ll be meeting people anymore. Can’t be arsed 99.9% of the time and also I am in a very doom and gloom mood right now.

Maybe I’ll change my mind once I’ve made a full recovery.

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By *ou only live onceMan
6 weeks ago

London

I guess so, all things end. But I've done the settling down thing and can't imagine that ever happening either.

Guess I better get on with it before I'm put out to pasture...

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By *oopy FroodMan
6 weeks ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

I gave up sex year's ago

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By *sWyldWoman
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'm probably there already

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By *mf123Man
6 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Already have i wont meet people here its not a case of couldnt its not a life i want to live i only pop on for noseyness but the end does draw near im just too nosey to pull the plug fully at this stage

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

My next blue rinse. I’m giving up!

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By *avecooper69Man
6 weeks ago

Benfleet

"My next blue rinse. I’m giving up! "

Haha as if you are old !!

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"My next blue rinse. I’m giving up!

Haha as if you are old !!"

You tell my back that!

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By *avecooper69Man
6 weeks ago

Benfleet

Haha mine isn't the best either to be honest !!

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By *mmacdheelsTV/TS
6 weeks ago

France, And sometimes in

Having gone past many of the age milestones I learnt a while back that those numbers don't count. I should have packed away my heels long ago but the enjoyment of meets and sex is still going strong and now I never think about being too old to continue.

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By *avid 50Man
6 weeks ago

kendal

age does not matter, for guys so long as you still find the ladies beautiful and exciting and can raise an erection that can be appreciated and the ladies so long as you have an interest and a desire to be satisfied, you're never too old to enjoy sex if you're brain wants you to

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By *eally_RosieWoman
6 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Hubby and I have the conversation about maybe stopping more frequently these days.

As we get older, and bits and pieces are starting to sag and ache, we’re finding it harder and harder to fit it into our lives, especially as our kids are becoming older, awake/around more, and much more aware of what’s going on around them, and our energy levels are decreasing.

We’ve also found that the quality of meets, and definitely the quality of interactions on here has dropped, to a point where the effort I put in often isn’t worth it for the results.

It’s been an amazing journey, but the day it becomes a burden instead of an enhancement is the day we stop, and it does feel like the scales are starting to tip that way xx

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By *ady SuzieXXXWoman
6 weeks ago

Chichester

"That time is rapidly approaching for me. I'll still be the filthy woman who looks like mutton dressed as lamb, but I won't flaunt my wares here"
I know that feeling.

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By *enegadeMMan
6 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"That time is rapidly approaching for me. I'll still be the filthy woman who looks like mutton dressed as lamb, but I won't flaunt my wares here"

This will be a very sad day indeed

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By *altonUkguyMan
6 weeks ago

Walton On Thames

Keep pretending I look younger than I am, but what the hell !!

😉🤔😂

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
6 weeks ago

London

"That time is rapidly approaching for me. I'll still be the filthy woman who looks like mutton dressed as lamb, but I won't flaunt my wares here I know that feeling.

Ah no I think you're sexy! You've still got it Suzie!

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By *rHotNottsMan
6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I guess it will happen one day I don’t give it much thought. But it does change as you get older things that you want out of it change the types of people you meet sometimes change.

Anyway, why are you thinking this? You got about 5 years or so until you hit the peak FAB golden decade

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By *ony MannMan
6 weeks ago

Lagos, Portugal/ Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover

I'm not past it yet. I'm out of some people's age range, but still have fire in my ****.

Age is a mindset

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By *os19Man
6 weeks ago

Edmonton

I will be 57 in a couple of weeks and yes I am thinking of calling it a day on Fabs.I am still a member at a club and I go to a spa but over the last 2 years not as much as I use to.

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By *attooedskinzMan
6 weeks ago

Tayside

"That time is rapidly approaching for me. I'll still be the filthy woman who looks like mutton dressed as lamb, but I won't flaunt my wares here I know that feeling.

You’re lovely

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By *HUSH-Man
6 weeks ago

London

I’ve got a few things left on my bucket list which hopefully I’ll tick off this year and then I’ll call it a day.

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By *host63Man
6 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

"That time is rapidly approaching for me. I'll still be the filthy woman who looks like mutton dressed as lamb, but I won't flaunt my wares here"
after looking at your profile I bloody hope you don't ever give that up.

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By *corpioboyMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Sometimes I think it’s time to call it a day but I like this place. I enjoy sex and I enjoy chatting about sex with other like-minded people so hoping to stay a bit longer.

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
3 weeks ago

London

"Sometimes I think it’s time to call it a day but I like this place. I enjoy sex and I enjoy chatting about sex with other like-minded people so hoping to stay a bit longer. "

You're welcome to stay!

....for another week

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I increasingly can't be bothered. Libido is just a drive, like needing to shit.

I can manage both quietly and independently, without all of this faff.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
3 weeks ago

Ends

I’m getting fed up of this place already. I’m 27.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
3 weeks ago

Ends

"I’m getting fed up of this place already. I’m 27. "

But I’ll be poly forever x

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By *enelope2UWoman
3 weeks ago

Fife

No.. unlike most there's nothing temporary about my sexuality or sex preferences.

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By *1ndeeMan
3 weeks ago

dundee

50 this year but still a 25 year old slut in my head and shopping choices

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By *apienterMan
3 weeks ago

Boston

As long as there are ladies like you with fantastic profile pictures and writing that had me piss myself laughing there is no way I will be pass it.I will however have to save my pension to buy you that greggs vegetarian sausage roll

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Central

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By *ld4YCouple
3 weeks ago

mid Suffolk

"Can you ever imagine yourself retiring from this fab, sex with others and new people type lifestyle?

Is there gonna be a day you finally live like grandma sue next door? Not the one to the right she's a right tart but the one to the left."

Is that to the right as you look out, or as you look from the road?

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
3 weeks ago

London

"I’m getting fed up of this place already. I’m 27.

But I’ll be poly forever x"

Poly foreverrrrrr I'll be waiting in the moonlighttttt like a starrrr

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By *ouple49Couple
3 weeks ago

Cheshire

"Can you ever imagine yourself retiring from this fab, sex with others and new people type lifestyle?

Is there gonna be a day you finally live like grandma sue next door? Not the one to the right she's a right tart but the one to the left."

It’s high time we did, but keep coming back. There was once a time when age wasn’t an issue, but now it’s a social pariah and if you’re over 45 it’s time to get out and take up hand sewing bespoke coffin linings. Fine if your a lady, you could be aged a 104 with a clout as dry as Namibia and weighing the equivalent of a minibus, you’d still have a mass following, but if you’re a couple or heaven forbid a decent guy, you might aswell bite the barrel of the inherited Luger right now.

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By *arkus1812Man
3 weeks ago

Finedon ,

"Fab slowly but inexorably gives you up.

How right you are

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I've known sex workers in their 70s who were still happily using fab and hitting the clubs when they weren't working.

I guess it depends if I get the dry menopause or the feral one.

Looking at my mother and older sister, I think I may be genetically inclined towards feral.

In which case I'll be happily fucking on my deathbed 💜

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By *host63Man
3 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

Yes and I am thinking more and more that it's not worth the effort.

Comes a time you have to accept that one is too old to appeal to most people on here

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By *moothshaftMan
3 weeks ago

Coventry

"That time is rapidly approaching for me. I'll still be the filthy woman who looks like mutton dressed as lamb, but I won't flaunt my wares here"

Jeeeez......56???

I'd have put you at half that.

Gorgeous x

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By *moothshaftMan
3 weeks ago

Coventry

I've got too that point and gone past it.

I've given up trying for meets now, I like to stay on here for the forums, a few friends, and to perve really.

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By *inkyguyUKMan
3 weeks ago

worcester

"Can you ever imagine yourself retiring from this fab, sex with others and new people type lifestyle?

Is there gonna be a day you finally live like grandma sue next door? Not the one to the right she's a right tart but the one to the left."
I am not so old but going on TRT (testosterone replacement) has hugely boosted my success on here

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By *ony MannMan
3 weeks ago

Lagos, Portugal/ Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover

"Can you ever imagine yourself retiring from this fab, sex with others and new people type lifestyle?

Is there gonna be a day you finally live like grandma sue next door? Not the one to the right she's a right tart but the one to the left."

Believe me Sue is one hot lady.

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