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Right. I’ve got my cock out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago

Now what?

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By *uke OzadeMan
21 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Put it away and walk out of Starbucks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Put it away and walk out of Starbucks "

Not until they threaten to call someone

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Suck it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago

I know you got your period baby.

Can you
"Suck it"

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By *ickshawedCouple
21 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Now what?"

Thank the firemen for getting it unstuck, and don't put it in the cheese grater again

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
21 weeks ago

North West

Wash it. Please.

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By *adagastMan
21 weeks ago

Rotherham

Explain that it's a piece of performance art and you're going for the Turner Prize.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Give a name to the cheese.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
21 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Taking a slash?

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By *heGigglersCouple
21 weeks ago

near Birmingham

Hold it next to a can of monster like any normal person would obvs.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
21 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Hold it next to a can of monster like any normal person would obvs."

Or be really weird and use a deodorant can for comparison..

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By *eordieJeansCouple
21 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Helicopter.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

And wondering who will I make it twitch up and down for

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
21 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"Now what?"

Please!

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Photograph it over a toilet pan that looks like it’s been decorated by Jackson Pollocks arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Photograph it over a toilet pan that looks like it’s been decorated by Jackson Pollocks arsehole. "

With pants around ankles ...phwoar

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
21 weeks ago

North West


"Photograph it over a toilet pan that looks like it’s been decorated by Jackson Pollocks arsehole.

With pants around ankles ...phwoar "

Socks on or off?

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Photograph it over a toilet pan that looks like it’s been decorated by Jackson Pollocks arsehole.

With pants around ankles ...phwoar

Socks on or off?"

Definitely on 🤪

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
21 weeks ago

North West


"Photograph it over a toilet pan that looks like it’s been decorated by Jackson Pollocks arsehole.

With pants around ankles ...phwoar

Socks on or off?

Definitely on 🤪"

I like them with holes in the toes

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Photograph it over a toilet pan that looks like it’s been decorated by Jackson Pollocks arsehole.

With pants around ankles ...phwoar

Socks on or off?

Definitely on 🤪

I like them with holes in the toes "

Ooh yeah ..with manky toenails and sock fluff. Now we are talking

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Photograph it over a toilet pan that looks like it’s been decorated by Jackson Pollocks arsehole.

With pants around ankles ...phwoar

Socks on or off?

Definitely on 🤪

I like them with holes in the toes

Ooh yeah ..with manky toenails and sock fluff. Now we are talking "

Fuck I’m getting horny now.

Durtee burdees

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