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"Yay! Buttery toast and a strong black coffee please Toots " Coming right up.
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"Full English pls, no black pudding! Thank you x"Of course coming right up, hope you had a lovely night. Happy new years! | |||
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"Full English pls, no black pudding! Thank you x
Of course coming right up, hope you had a lovely night.
Happy new years!"same to you . X | |||
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"Cortado and Eggs Benny please " Of course coming right up sir. Happy new years to you aswell! | |||
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"Don't trouble yourself lazy bones, I'll get my own , used to it now.... You just stay there and flirt with the ladies...🙄" Oh quite, what do you want sir? Happy new years too! | |||
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"Eggs benedict with smoked salmon & chives please and an slmond croisant and a syrong espresso moka pot. I like to pour my own. Thank you." Of course coming right up, anything else? Happy new years! | |||
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"Morning may I please have some bran flakes" .of course you can, would you like anything else? Happy new years! | |||
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"Coffee and toast would be perfect "Absolutely coming right up, would you like anything else?
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"Coffee and toast would be perfect
Absolutely coming right up, would you like anything else?
Happy new years!"Shoulder rub? Happy new year! | |||
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"Morning may I please have some bran flakes.of course you can, would you like anything else? Happy new years!" Now now, is that on offer *said with tongue in cheek* | |||
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"Coffee and toast would be perfect
Absolutely coming right up, would you like anything else?
Happy new years!
Shoulder rub?
Happy new year!"Oh go one then I can do that for you. | |||
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"Morning may I please have some bran flakes.of course you can, would you like anything else? Happy new years! Now now, is that on offer *said with tongue in cheek*" Well I'll let your imagination deal woth that, i do shoulder rub now though apparently. | |||
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"Coffee and toast would be perfect
Absolutely coming right up, would you like anything else?
Happy new years!
Shoulder rub?
Happy new year!
Oh go one then I can do that for you. "Why, thank you | |||
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"Coffee and toast would be perfect
Absolutely coming right up, would you like anything else?
Happy new years!
Shoulder rub?
Happy new year!
Oh go one then I can do that for you.
Why, thank you "Your most certainly welcome, got to the start the year off right after all. | |||
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"Cuppa tea and a full English please ".of course coming right up! Would you like anything else? Happy new years! | |||
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"Cuppa tea and a full English please .of course coming right up!
Would you like anything else?
Happy new years!"A natter, before we go off ice-skating 
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"Cuppa tea and a full English please .of course coming right up!
Would you like anything else?
Happy new years!
A natter, before we go off ice-skating
Happy New year ".oh absolutely natter away. I've got the tickets. | |||
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"Full English (no black pudding or mushrooms tho), with poached egg, fried bread & a black coffee please Toots "Coming right up, my good man. Would.younlile anything else? Happy new years! | |||
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"Just a coffee for me pls Toots Oh and serve it naked ,it is New years "Naked?? 
Ok just this once Toots the cafe/barman is now naked.
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"Just a coffee for me pls Toots Oh and serve it naked ,it is New years
Naked??
Ok just this once Toots the cafe/barman is now naked.
Happy new years!"And looking mighty fine to | |||
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"Full English (no black pudding or mushrooms tho), with poached egg, fried bread & a black coffee please Toots
Coming right up, my good man.
Would.younlile anything else?
Happy new years!"That'll do for now | |||
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"Full English (no black pudding or mushrooms tho), with poached egg, fried bread & a black coffee please Toots
Coming right up, my good man.
Would.younlile anything else?
Happy new years!
That'll do for now "Shout if you do.  | |||
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"Full English with no black pudding or tomato, white toast, and a caramel latte. Oh, and a glass of tap water please. And a happy new year to you too..." Coming right up.
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"Anyone else else triggered by toots being naked around hot food and drink? Not sure I can watch..." I'll put them back on in a second. Sorry 🤣 | |||
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"Full English with no black pudding or tomato, white toast, and a caramel latte. Oh, and a glass of tap water please. And a happy new year to you too... Coming right up.
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Happy news my good sir!"Wow, fast and looks fantastic. The brekky isn't bad either. All good for now my good man. Sterling job you're doing. Keep it up, and keep doing the sterling work. | |||
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"Full English with no black pudding or tomato, white toast, and a caramel latte. Oh, and a glass of tap water please. And a happy new year to you too... Coming right up.
Would you like Anything else?
Happy news my good sir!
Wow, fast and looks fantastic. The brekky isn't bad either.
All good for now my good man. Sterling job you're doing. Keep it up, and keep doing the sterling work."Enjoy sir,have a stellar new years day, and please come again. | |||
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"Anyone else else triggered by toots being naked around hot food and drink? Not sure I can watch... I'll put them back on in a second. Sorry 🤣 " Don't do it on my account but I'll just leave this H&S risk assessment here for you to look over later whilst you're applying this ointment go the affected areas. | |||
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"Full English with no black pudding or tomato, white toast, and a caramel latte. Oh, and a glass of tap water please. And a happy new year to you too... Coming right up.
Would you like Anything else?
Happy news my good sir!
Wow, fast and looks fantastic. The brekky isn't bad either.
All good for now my good man. Sterling job you're doing. Keep it up, and keep doing the sterling work.
Enjoy sir,have a stellar new years day, and please come again. "Oooh, I thought I'd got away with that one under the table. | |||
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"Full English with no black pudding or tomato, white toast, and a caramel latte. Oh, and a glass of tap water please. And a happy new year to you too... Coming right up.
Would you like Anything else?
Happy news my good sir!
Wow, fast and looks fantastic. The brekky isn't bad either.
All good for now my good man. Sterling job you're doing. Keep it up, and keep doing the sterling work.
Enjoy sir,have a stellar new years day, and please come again.
Oooh, I thought I'd got away with that one under the table."Sir telling me to wear my clothes while your busting one out to fuck knows what... wait..
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"Full English with no black pudding or tomato, white toast, and a caramel latte. Oh, and a glass of tap water please. And a happy new year to you too... Coming right up.
Would you like Anything else?
Happy news my good sir!
Wow, fast and looks fantastic. The brekky isn't bad either.
All good for now my good man. Sterling job you're doing. Keep it up, and keep doing the sterling work.
Enjoy sir,have a stellar new years day, and please come again.
Oooh, I thought I'd got away with that one under the table.
Sir telling me to wear my clothes while your busting one out to fuck knows what... wait..
"The clothes were for your safety... Now, please can I have another napkin? | |||
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"Full English with no black pudding or tomato, white toast, and a caramel latte. Oh, and a glass of tap water please. And a happy new year to you too... Coming right up.
Would you like Anything else?
Happy news my good sir!
Wow, fast and looks fantastic. The brekky isn't bad either.
All good for now my good man. Sterling job you're doing. Keep it up, and keep doing the sterling work.
Enjoy sir,have a stellar new years day, and please come again.
Oooh, I thought I'd got away with that one under the table.
Sir telling me to wear my clothes while your busting one out to fuck knows what... wait..
The clothes were for your safety... Now, please can I have another napkin?"Of course you can sir.
I'm quite fine I split myself into two, cook and waiter.
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"Can I have Apple juice and well done toast with Lurpak please 😊" of course you can. 😊 Would you like Anything else? Happy new years! | |||
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"Good morning OP. Just a large coffee for me please. Oh and a sticky pastry." Morning to you aswell! Coming right up, would you like anything else? Happy new years! | |||
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