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By *habs OP   Man
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

DISCLAIMER: The below poem is not intended to condone or break any UK or international laws with regards to drug use. The post nor originator do not claim to advocate drug use, nor does the poster suggest nor hold any claim to Santa, Mrs Claus, the workshop elves nor the reindeers (if they really exist) as to having a drug habit, especially on Xmas eve when they should be out delivering presents. With that said:

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Charging through the snow on a V8 wonder sled,

crashing into trees cos I'm off ym fuckin head!

Been smoking a crack pipe, a dozen beers or more,

I'm headin to the red light zone to get myself a whore!

Oh... Jingle bells, jingle bells Santa's smokin ,

Mrs Claus is on the floor she's overdosed on speed,

Blitzen's fucked, the elves are too, they're trippin off their heads

& if Rudolf snorts another line the c*nt will wind up dead!!

Jingle Bells, Jingle bells, MERRY FUCKING XMAS.

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Right, I posted this somewhere and got what I can only describe as not only a harsh telling off, but also a judgement call on my person by a moderator (in her words "to be honest, disppointed it was posted".

This makes me think, apart from my person being put in judgement, isn't this person beign a tad anally retentive and missing the point its a laugh and Santa doesn't actually have a drug habit? What kind of role model does that make him to kids all over the world?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Your lucky honeypot removed mine in 0.0001 second lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahabs,

There are quite a few folk on these forums that lack the capacity to understand that one mans humour is another mans bad taste.

I found the post to be humorous but even if I didn't I can see that it does not bad mouth anyone, Father X is not real, therefore what harm does it do?

The INTERNET just like TV has an "off button" but some prefer to voice outrage rather than simply switch off

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Ahabs,

There are quite a few folk on these forums that lack the capacity to understand that one mans humour is another mans bad taste.

I found the post to be humorous but even if I didn't I can see that it does not bad mouth anyone, Father X is not real, therefore what harm does it do?

The INTERNET just like TV has an "off button" but some prefer to voice outrage rather than simply switch off "

Dont go telling craig hes not real

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


" Father X is not real, therefore what harm does it do?

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WHAT??????????????????

He not real????

If its not him that DOESNT bring me presents then WHO THE HELL IS IT????

**Goes off to cry in her pillows!!**

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

I thought that was bloody funny but I'm sure that it'll 'offend' some - wish I had the capability to write any kind of poem! Z

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Oh and by the way, Father Christmas is REAL!!!!!

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By *1sexypairCouple
over a year ago

Retford


"I thought that was bloody funny but I'm sure that it'll 'offend' some - wish I had the capability to write any kind of poem! Z"

Liked it when sister-in -law sent it to me on xmas eve and still think its funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Father X is not real, therefore what harm does it do?

WHAT??????????????????

He not real????

If its not him that DOESNT bring me presents then WHO THE HELL IS IT????

**Goes off to cry in her pillows!!**"

Boo hoo, I'm with you: another illusion shattered. Ahabs how could you!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


" Father X is not real, therefore what harm does it do?

WHAT??????????????????

He not real????

If its not him that DOESNT bring me presents then WHO THE HELL IS IT????

**Goes off to cry in her pillows!!** Boo hoo, I'm with you: another illusion shattered. Ahabs how could you!!"

I cant take any more - report him PLEASSSSSSE =- get this god awful message removed NOW!!!!

Og my giddy aunt

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

very funny _habs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"very funny _habs"

There, but for the grace of God.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

o got it via text a few wks ago and thought it was hilarious!! xx

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