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By *habs OP Man
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
DISCLAIMER: The below poem is not intended to condone or break any UK or international laws with regards to drug use. The post nor originator do not claim to advocate drug use, nor does the poster suggest nor hold any claim to Santa, Mrs Claus, the workshop elves nor the reindeers (if they really exist) as to having a drug habit, especially on Xmas eve when they should be out delivering presents. With that said:
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Charging through the snow on a V8 wonder sled,
crashing into trees cos I'm off ym fuckin head!
Been smoking a crack pipe, a dozen beers or more,
I'm headin to the red light zone to get myself a whore!
Oh... Jingle bells, jingle bells Santa's smokin ,
Mrs Claus is on the floor she's overdosed on speed,
Blitzen's fucked, the elves are too, they're trippin off their heads
& if Rudolf snorts another line the c*nt will wind up dead!!
Jingle Bells, Jingle bells, MERRY FUCKING XMAS.
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Right, I posted this somewhere and got what I can only describe as not only a harsh telling off, but also a judgement call on my person by a moderator (in her words "to be honest, disppointed it was posted".
This makes me think, apart from my person being put in judgement, isn't this person beign a tad anally retentive and missing the point its a laugh and Santa doesn't actually have a drug habit? What kind of role model does that make him to kids all over the world? |
