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"I offer you a night of relaxation and fun? Is that what you mean? " Juliewonder - I dont actually know what I mean... it just popped into my head while I was mentally dealing with Minxie. That does that sort of thing to you. Relaxation and fun sound cool. Deal ![]() | |||
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"Would you like to buy some double glazing? hahah!" What could you be glazing for me? | |||
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"I offer you a night of relaxation and fun? Is that what you mean? Juliewonder - I dont actually know what I mean... it just popped into my head while I was mentally dealing with Minxie. That does that sort of thing to you. Relaxation and fun sound cool. Deal ![]() ![]() ![]() Aw you say the sweetest things ![]() | |||
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"I offer you a night of relaxation and fun? Is that what you mean? Juliewonder - I dont actually know what I mean... it just popped into my head while I was mentally dealing with Minxie. That does that sort of thing to you. Relaxation and fun sound cool. Deal ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It is true...I am sat wondering what we have on offer with you indulging though ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am a roofer can offer you a night on the tiles ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm a whizz in the kitchen, I'll come and cook your favourite dinner with a nice wine." I am melting away here... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"how about I offer to do anything your naughty little heart desires ![]() It is not the heart you know... its a bit lower...;-) | |||
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"I offer you a night of relaxation and fun? Is that what you mean? Juliewonder - I dont actually know what I mean... it just popped into my head while I was mentally dealing with Minxie. That does that sort of thing to you. Relaxation and fun sound cool. Deal ![]() Oiiiiiiiiii how did I get mentally dealt with? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Given the wide rang of offers already, all I have left to offer is an evening of good conversation, witty banger and irreverent fun. " Hey - that promise will pull me anytime ![]() | |||
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"I offer you a night of relaxation and fun? Is that what you mean? Juliewonder - I dont actually know what I mean... it just popped into my head while I was mentally dealing with Minxie. That does that sort of thing to you. Relaxation and fun sound cool. Deal ![]() ![]() ![]() I am still thinking ![]() | |||
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"How about some wine, coffee and an evening with me??? lol ![]() ![]() That would be awesome and almost too much too ask ![]() | |||
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"How about some wine, coffee and an evening with me??? lol ![]() ![]() ![]() I knew u wouldnt resist lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I offer you a night of relaxation and fun? Is that what you mean? Juliewonder - I dont actually know what I mean... it just popped into my head while I was mentally dealing with Minxie. That does that sort of thing to you. Relaxation and fun sound cool. Deal ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() this is worrying ![]() ![]() | |||
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"How about some wine, coffee and an evening with me??? lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thing is... now EVERYBODY wants an evening with you! | |||
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"A tattoo design ![]() Now that is really tough competition to all other suggestions. Can I choose the tattoo ? ![]() | |||
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"How about some wine, coffee and an evening with me??? lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think u r mistaken lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"How about some wine, coffee and an evening with me??? lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think not, Madam! ![]() | |||
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"A tattoo design ![]() ![]() I was offering all 3 lol ![]() | |||
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"A tattoo design ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry I meant can I choose the design of the tattoo - did not make myself very clear there, did I.... doh! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I hear Stourbridge as got a beer festival on, good beer, good company, good conversation.. It a win win situation. ![]() win win indeed ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A tattoo design ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes of course you can ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() How would you give it to me? ![]() | |||
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"I hear Stourbridge as got a beer festival on, good beer, good company, good conversation.. It a win win situation. ![]() ![]() ![]() Well I will be there tomorrow evening helping out the local economy by by beer and then a curry. I be the bloke tapping legs to get to the front ![]() | |||
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"I hear Stourbridge as got a beer festival on, good beer, good company, good conversation.. It a win win situation. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Checking diary for tomorrow night ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() i think u have to ask for melted and all gooey or hard and ready to suck ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait.. mmm choices.. | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Trust you to make such an innocent gesture sound like a smutty proposal pmsl | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() there's always one who has to lower the tone.. tch tch.. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away.. bloody ell, bit steep.. err...cant you share one ? ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() that wasnt me that made it smutty that was your brain ............ ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() yes please !!!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well, therein lies the difficulty. Neither of us are bi so we will need a very sharp knife to split your rolo? | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() you made it melt and go all gooey Minxie.. ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() that was tooo giving two away and not the sharing bit ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Rolo body paint, sure that would catch on ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Woman! You said you were straight! At least last time you did! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() thats cos I was sucking it !!!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She usually makes things go rock solid! | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() read the post I put up after !!!!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() well in that case.. ah yeh but no but, snogging does'nt make one bi.. just add a rolo and da nar.. | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oooooooooo I have my moments u know ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 'kin ell Aphrodite how did you know.. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You are talking from experience? ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() skips in nicks rolo, runs off laughing and sucking hard !!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() no sharing then.. ![]() | |||
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"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it???? ![]() A nice holiday in the sun xx ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() not with a rolo, some things are not for sharing.. | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() see an invention there ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You monkey - you have done it again. Got away with it, smelling of roses.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() you'll be nabbed by the fuzz you know.. | |||
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"I offer you a night of relaxation and fun? Is that what you mean? " Can I offer you the same Julie ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() no u have the rest of the tube lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() who blabbed about me being a monkey ?? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"And Aprho u know I can wiggle out of anything !!!!!! ![]() ![]() Yep - I so do! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ewwwwwwwwwwwwww the short and curlys? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() no the rozzers.. see there you go again, smut, smut, smut.. ![]() | |||
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"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it???? ![]() I will be your slave for a whole day, bring you breakfast in bed and give you a nice long hot oil all over body massage! By lunch time I will have cooked your favourite dish, layed the table in the garden under a parasol. Later I will take you shopping (I am not paying though ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() no thats you this time lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() its a fair cop.. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Given the wide rang of offers already, all I have left to offer is an evening of good conversation, witty banger and irreverent fun. Hey - that promise will pull me anytime ![]() Comedic sausage ... winner every time ![]() | |||
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"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it???? ![]() ![]() ![]() I knew why I always loved France and its people. You just reminded me. ![]() | |||
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"Given the wide rang of offers already, all I have left to offer is an evening of good conversation, witty banger and irreverent fun. Hey - that promise will pull me anytime ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I offer you a bag of chips, a and steamy sex after ![]() Can I change the for another beverage? ![]() | |||
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"I offer you a bag of chips, a and steamy sex after ![]() ![]() As its you...Yes x | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() bugger a bald one and I might have run back lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"my last rolo.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() who loves ya babay.. ![]() | |||
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" see there you go again, smut, smut, smut.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Can you please monitor any further offers on this thread as I have to bid you goodnight early this evening and I dont want to miss any ![]() ![]() | |||
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" see there you go again, smut, smut, smut.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Does that mean I can accept any of the offers in your absence ......... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Given the wide rang of offers already, all I have left to offer is an evening of good conversation, witty banger and irreverent fun. Hey - that promise will pull me anytime ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Comedic typo. I blame Jack Daniels. ![]() | |||
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" see there you go again, smut, smut, smut.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You can indeed - but please dont commit me to anything unless I know about it first lol... I am probably going to regret this ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" see there you go again, smut, smut, smut.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nooooooooo u wont I promise ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it???? ![]() Have you recently taken out a loan or credit card? If so Complex Management solutions could help. You could be due a fee of up to £10'000.in unfair PPI premiums. | |||
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"Roll up Roll up ............ list your offers for Aphrodite here ........... all offers considered ![]() ![]() omg you are stopping me from going offline lol. I have to drag myself away now. Over to you for sure ![]() | |||
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"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it???? ![]() this one I will have to run past her we will come back to you on this in the morning when she has woken, had the cooked breakfast in bed (that someone is about to offer) and she has woken up properly ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it???? ![]() ![]() ![]() I did! Wake up! Spent a day at a training course in Brum!!! | |||
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"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it???? ![]() How about I take you out for a country drive with a large rectangular box in your lap, velvet topped with a satin bow? ![]() | |||
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"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it???? ![]() ![]() What is it hiding? ![]() | |||
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"Salad cream sandwich and a cup of tea?" Not a bad idea this time of night ![]() | |||
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