FabSwingers.com forum: Make me an offer I cannot resist

By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer you a night of relaxation and fun?

Is that what you mean?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I offer you a night of relaxation and fun?

Is that what you mean? "
Juliewonder - I dont actually know what I mean... it just popped into my head while I was mentally dealing with Minxie. That does that sort of thing to you.

Relaxation and fun sound cool. Deal

What can I offer in return?

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By *igerstyle2k2Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Would you like to buy some double glazing? hahah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer you a night of relaxation and fun?

Is that what you mean? Juliewonder - I dont actually know what I mean... it just popped into my head while I was mentally dealing with Minxie. That does that sort of thing to you.

Relaxation and fun sound cool. Deal

What can I offer in return? "

Your company

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Would you like to buy some double glazing? hahah!"
What could you be glazing for me?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I offer you a night of relaxation and fun?

Is that what you mean? Juliewonder - I dont actually know what I mean... it just popped into my head while I was mentally dealing with Minxie. That does that sort of thing to you.

Relaxation and fun sound cool. Deal

What can I offer in return?

Your company

"
Aw you say the sweetest things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer you a night of relaxation and fun?

Is that what you mean? Juliewonder - I dont actually know what I mean... it just popped into my head while I was mentally dealing with Minxie. That does that sort of thing to you.

Relaxation and fun sound cool. Deal

What can I offer in return?

Your company

Aw you say the sweetest things

It is true...I am sat wondering what we have on offer with you indulging though

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

a coffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could recite poetry to you whilst Luke gives you a sensual massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about i trim your bush..no charge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a roofer can offer you a night on the tiles

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

OMG I am literally overwhelmed and very very happy. A massage, good company, a coffee, a free bush trimming.... what more can a girl want.... Thanks guys.

Now tell me what I could do for you all

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I am a roofer can offer you a night on the tiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a whizz in the kitchen, I'll come and cook your favourite dinner with a nice wine.

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

how about I offer to do anything your naughty little heart desires

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I'm a whizz in the kitchen, I'll come and cook your favourite dinner with a nice wine."
I am melting away here...

Sounds yummy )

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"how about I offer to do anything your naughty little heart desires

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It is not the heart you know... its a bit lower...;-)

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

ha ha, well I am happy to go down low if it puts a smile on your pretty face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given the wide rang of offers already, all I have left to offer is an evening of good conversation, witty banger and irreverent fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer you a night of relaxation and fun?

Is that what you mean? Juliewonder - I dont actually know what I mean... it just popped into my head while I was mentally dealing with Minxie. That does that sort of thing to you.

Relaxation and fun sound cool. Deal

What can I offer in return? "

Oiiiiiiiiii how did I get mentally dealt with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about some wine, coffee and an evening with me??? lol

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Given the wide rang of offers already, all I have left to offer is an evening of good conversation, witty banger and irreverent fun.

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Hey - that promise will pull me anytime

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I offer you a night of relaxation and fun?

Is that what you mean? Juliewonder - I dont actually know what I mean... it just popped into my head while I was mentally dealing with Minxie. That does that sort of thing to you.

Relaxation and fun sound cool. Deal

What can I offer in return?

Oiiiiiiiiii how did I get mentally dealt with?

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I am still thinking

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"How about some wine, coffee and an evening with me??? lol

That would be awesome and almost too much too ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about some wine, coffee and an evening with me??? lol

That would be awesome and almost too much too ask

I knew u wouldnt resist lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer you a night of relaxation and fun?

Is that what you mean? Juliewonder - I dont actually know what I mean... it just popped into my head while I was mentally dealing with Minxie. That does that sort of thing to you.

Relaxation and fun sound cool. Deal

What can I offer in return?

Oiiiiiiiiii how did I get mentally dealt with?

I am still thinking

this is worrying

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"How about some wine, coffee and an evening with me??? lol

That would be awesome and almost too much too ask

I knew u wouldnt resist lol

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Thing is... now EVERYBODY wants an evening with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tattoo design

drink of your choice and a candle lit bubble bath

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"A tattoo design

drink of your choice and a candle lit bubble bath "
Now that is really tough competition to all other suggestions. Can I choose the tattoo ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about some wine, coffee and an evening with me??? lol

That would be awesome and almost too much too ask

I knew u wouldnt resist lol

Thing is... now EVERYBODY wants an evening with you! "

I think u r mistaken lol

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"How about some wine, coffee and an evening with me??? lol

That would be awesome and almost too much too ask

I knew u wouldnt resist lol

Thing is... now EVERYBODY wants an evening with you!

I think u r mistaken lol

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I think not, Madam!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I hear Stourbridge as got a beer festival on, good beer, good company, good conversation.. It a win win situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tattoo design

drink of your choice and a candle lit bubble bath Now that is really tough competition to all other suggestions. Can I choose the tattoo ?

I was offering all 3 lol

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"A tattoo design

drink of your choice and a candle lit bubble bath Now that is really tough competition to all other suggestions. Can I choose the tattoo ?

I was offering all 3 lol

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Sorry I meant can I choose the design of the tattoo - did not make myself very clear there, did I.... doh!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I hear Stourbridge as got a beer festival on, good beer, good company, good conversation.. It a win win situation.

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win win indeed

Bring it on!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

my last rolo..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tattoo design

drink of your choice and a candle lit bubble bath Now that is really tough competition to all other suggestions. Can I choose the tattoo ?

I was offering all 3 lol

Sorry I meant can I choose the design of the tattoo - did not make myself very clear there, did I.... doh!

Yes of course you can

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"my last rolo..

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How would you give it to me?

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"I hear Stourbridge as got a beer festival on, good beer, good company, good conversation.. It a win win situation.

win win indeed

Bring it on!

Well I will be there tomorrow evening helping out the local economy by by beer and then a curry. I be the bloke tapping legs to get to the front

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I hear Stourbridge as got a beer festival on, good beer, good company, good conversation.. It a win win situation.

win win indeed

Bring it on!

Well I will be there tomorrow evening helping out the local economy by by beer and then a curry. I be the bloke tapping legs to get to the front

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Checking diary for tomorrow night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

i think u have to ask for melted and all gooey or hard and ready to suck

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

i think u have to ask for melted and all gooey or hard and ready to suck

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Trust you to make such an innocent gesture sound like a smutty proposal pmsl

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices.."
I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

i think u have to ask for melted and all gooey or hard and ready to suck

there's always one who has to lower the tone..

tch tch..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

i think u have to ask for melted and all gooey or hard and ready to suck

Trust you to make such an innocent gesture sound like a smutty proposal pmsl "

that wasnt me that made it smutty that was your brain ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

yes please !!!!!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

"
Well, therein lies the difficulty. Neither of us are bi so we will need a very sharp knife to split your rolo?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

i think u have to ask for melted and all gooey or hard and ready to suck

Trust you to make such an innocent gesture sound like a smutty proposal pmsl

that wasnt me that made it smutty that was your brain ............

you made it melt and go all gooey Minxie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

yes please !!!!!

that was tooo giving two away and not the sharing bit

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

i think u have to ask for melted and all gooey or hard and ready to suck

Rolo body paint, sure that would catch on

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

yes please !!!!!

"
Woman! You said you were straight! At least last time you did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

i think u have to ask for melted and all gooey or hard and ready to suck

Trust you to make such an innocent gesture sound like a smutty proposal pmsl

that wasnt me that made it smutty that was your brain ............

you made it melt and go all gooey Minxie..

thats cos I was sucking it !!!!!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

i think u have to ask for melted and all gooey or hard and ready to suck

Trust you to make such an innocent gesture sound like a smutty proposal pmsl

that wasnt me that made it smutty that was your brain ............

you made it melt and go all gooey Minxie..

"
She usually makes things go rock solid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

yes please !!!!!

Woman! You said you were straight! At least last time you did!

read the post I put up after !!!!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

Well, therein lies the difficulty. Neither of us are bi so we will need a very sharp knife to split your rolo? "

well in that case..

ah yeh but no but, snogging does'nt make one bi..

just add a rolo and da nar..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

i think u have to ask for melted and all gooey or hard and ready to suck

Trust you to make such an innocent gesture sound like a smutty proposal pmsl

that wasnt me that made it smutty that was your brain ............

you made it melt and go all gooey Minxie..

She usually makes things go rock solid! "

Oooooooooo I have my moments u know

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

i think u have to ask for melted and all gooey or hard and ready to suck

Trust you to make such an innocent gesture sound like a smutty proposal pmsl

that wasnt me that made it smutty that was your brain ............

you made it melt and go all gooey Minxie..

She usually makes things go rock solid! "

'kin ell Aphrodite how did you know..

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By *pen2offersxCouple
over a year ago

kettering

A days D-I-Y ?

You can help yourself to anything in my toolbox and I will bring all my big toys !

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

Well, therein lies the difficulty. Neither of us are bi so we will need a very sharp knife to split your rolo?

well in that case..

ah yeh but no but, snogging does'nt make one bi..

just add a rolo and da nar..

"
You are talking from experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

Well, therein lies the difficulty. Neither of us are bi so we will need a very sharp knife to split your rolo?

well in that case..

ah yeh but no but, snogging does'nt make one bi..

just add a rolo and da nar..

skips in nicks rolo, runs off laughing and sucking hard !!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

i think u have to ask for melted and all gooey or hard and ready to suck

Trust you to make such an innocent gesture sound like a smutty proposal pmsl

that wasnt me that made it smutty that was your brain ............

you made it melt and go all gooey Minxie..

thats cos I was sucking it !!!!!

no sharing then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it????

A nice holiday in the sun xx

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

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"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

Well, therein lies the difficulty. Neither of us are bi so we will need a very sharp knife to split your rolo?

well in that case..

ah yeh but no but, snogging does'nt make one bi..

just add a rolo and da nar..

You are talking from experience?

not with a rolo, some things are not for sharing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

i think u have to ask for melted and all gooey or hard and ready to suck

Rolo body paint, sure that would catch on

see an invention there

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

Well, therein lies the difficulty. Neither of us are bi so we will need a very sharp knife to split your rolo?

well in that case..

ah yeh but no but, snogging does'nt make one bi..

just add a rolo and da nar..

skips in nicks rolo, runs off laughing and sucking hard !!!!

"
You monkey - you have done it again. Got away with it, smelling of roses....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

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"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

Well, therein lies the difficulty. Neither of us are bi so we will need a very sharp knife to split your rolo?

well in that case..

ah yeh but no but, snogging does'nt make one bi..

just add a rolo and da nar..

skips in nicks rolo, runs off laughing and sucking hard !!!!

you'll be nabbed by the fuzz you know..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer you a night of relaxation and fun?

Is that what you mean? "

Can I offer you the same Julie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

i think u have to ask for melted and all gooey or hard and ready to suck

Trust you to make such an innocent gesture sound like a smutty proposal pmsl

that wasnt me that made it smutty that was your brain ............

you made it melt and go all gooey Minxie..

thats cos I was sucking it !!!!!

no sharing then..

no u have the rest of the tube lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

Well, therein lies the difficulty. Neither of us are bi so we will need a very sharp knife to split your rolo?

well in that case..

ah yeh but no but, snogging does'nt make one bi..

just add a rolo and da nar..

skips in nicks rolo, runs off laughing and sucking hard !!!!

You monkey - you have done it again. Got away with it, smelling of roses....

who blabbed about me being a monkey ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Aprho u know I can wiggle out of anything !!!!!!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"And Aprho u know I can wiggle out of anything !!!!!!

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Yep - I so do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

Well, therein lies the difficulty. Neither of us are bi so we will need a very sharp knife to split your rolo?

well in that case..

ah yeh but no but, snogging does'nt make one bi..

just add a rolo and da nar..

skips in nicks rolo, runs off laughing and sucking hard !!!!

you'll be nabbed by the fuzz you know.."

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww the short and curlys?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

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"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

Well, therein lies the difficulty. Neither of us are bi so we will need a very sharp knife to split your rolo?

well in that case..

ah yeh but no but, snogging does'nt make one bi..

just add a rolo and da nar..

skips in nicks rolo, runs off laughing and sucking hard !!!!

you'll be nabbed by the fuzz you know..

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww the short and curlys?

no the rozzers..

see there you go again, smut, smut, smut..

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it????

I will be your slave for a whole day, bring you breakfast in bed and give you a nice long hot oil all over body massage! By lunch time I will have cooked your favourite dish, layed the table in the garden under a parasol. Later I will take you shopping (I am not paying though

), take you home at the back of my throbbing powerful machine, throw you over my shoulder and....

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over a year ago

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

Well, therein lies the difficulty. Neither of us are bi so we will need a very sharp knife to split your rolo?

well in that case..

ah yeh but no but, snogging does'nt make one bi..

just add a rolo and da nar..

skips in nicks rolo, runs off laughing and sucking hard !!!!

you'll be nabbed by the fuzz you know..

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww the short and curlys?

no the rozzers..

see there you go again, smut, smut, smut..

no thats you this time lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

Well, therein lies the difficulty. Neither of us are bi so we will need a very sharp knife to split your rolo?

well in that case..

ah yeh but no but, snogging does'nt make one bi..

just add a rolo and da nar..

skips in nicks rolo, runs off laughing and sucking hard !!!!

you'll be nabbed by the fuzz you know..

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww the short and curlys?

no the rozzers..

see there you go again, smut, smut, smut..

no thats you this time lol

its a fair cop..

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over a year ago

"Given the wide rang of offers already, all I have left to offer is an evening of good conversation, witty banger and irreverent fun.

Hey - that promise will pull me anytime

Comedic sausage ... winner every time

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over a year ago

I offer you a bag of chips, a and steamy sex after

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it????

), take you home at the back of my throbbing powerful machine, throw you over my shoulder and....

"
I knew why I always loved France and its people. You just reminded me.

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over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Given the wide rang of offers already, all I have left to offer is an evening of good conversation, witty banger and irreverent fun.

Hey - that promise will pull me anytime

Comedic sausage ... winner every time

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I offer you a bag of chips, a and steamy sex after

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Can I change the for another beverage?

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over a year ago

"I offer you a bag of chips, a and steamy sex after

Can I change the for another beverage?

As its you...Yes x

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over a year ago

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

Well, therein lies the difficulty. Neither of us are bi so we will need a very sharp knife to split your rolo?

well in that case..

ah yeh but no but, snogging does'nt make one bi..

just add a rolo and da nar..

skips in nicks rolo, runs off laughing and sucking hard !!!!

you'll be nabbed by the fuzz you know..

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww the short and curlys?

no the rozzers..

see there you go again, smut, smut, smut..

no thats you this time lol

its a fair cop..

bugger a bald one and I might have run back lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"my last rolo..

How would you give it to me?

you may have to find it or close your eyes and wait..

mmm choices..I believe we have no chocie here but to invite Minxie along. She wont let go - she is like that you know!

does that mean that i have to give 2 rolo's away..

bloody ell, bit steep..

err...cant you share one ?

Well, therein lies the difficulty. Neither of us are bi so we will need a very sharp knife to split your rolo?

well in that case..

ah yeh but no but, snogging does'nt make one bi..

just add a rolo and da nar..

skips in nicks rolo, runs off laughing and sucking hard !!!!

you'll be nabbed by the fuzz you know..

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww the short and curlys?

no the rozzers..

see there you go again, smut, smut, smut..

no thats you this time lol

its a fair cop..

bugger a bald one and I might have run back lol

who loves ya babay..

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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see there you go again, smut, smut, smut..

no thats you this time lol

its a fair cop..

bugger a bald one and I might have run back lol

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Can you please monitor any further offers on this thread as I have to bid you goodnight early this evening and I dont want to miss any

Minxie! You are in charge

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over a year ago

see there you go again, smut, smut, smut..

no thats you this time lol

its a fair cop..

bugger a bald one and I might have run back lol

Can you please monitor any further offers on this thread as I have to bid you goodnight early this evening and I dont want to miss any

Minxie! You are in charge

Does that mean I can accept any of the offers in your absence .........

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over a year ago

"Given the wide rang of offers already, all I have left to offer is an evening of good conversation, witty banger and irreverent fun.

Hey - that promise will pull me anytime

Comedic sausage ... winner every time

Comedic typo. I blame Jack Daniels.

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over a year ago

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see there you go again, smut, smut, smut..

no thats you this time lol

its a fair cop..

bugger a bald one and I might have run back lol

Can you please monitor any further offers on this thread as I have to bid you goodnight early this evening and I dont want to miss any

Minxie! You are in charge

Does that mean I can accept any of the offers in your absence .........

"
You can indeed - but please dont commit me to anything unless I know about it first lol... I am probably going to regret this

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over a year ago

see there you go again, smut, smut, smut..

no thats you this time lol

its a fair cop..

bugger a bald one and I might have run back lol

Can you please monitor any further offers on this thread as I have to bid you goodnight early this evening and I dont want to miss any

Minxie! You are in charge

Does that mean I can accept any of the offers in your absence .........

You can indeed - but please dont commit me to anything unless I know about it first lol... I am probably going to regret this

Nooooooooo u wont I promise

and thank u

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over a year ago

Roll up Roll up ............ list your offers for Aphrodite here ........... all offers considered

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over a year ago

"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it????

Have you recently taken out a loan or credit card? If so Complex Management solutions could help.

You could be due a fee of up to £10'000.in unfair PPI premiums.

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over a year ago

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"Roll up Roll up ............ list your offers for Aphrodite here ........... all offers considered

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omg you are stopping me from going offline lol. I have to drag myself away now. Over to you for sure

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"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it????

Have you recently taken out a loan or credit card? If so Complex Management solutions could help.

You could be due a fee of up to £10'000.in unfair PPI premiums."

this one I will have to run past her we will come back to you on this in the morning when she has woken, had the cooked breakfast in bed (that someone is about to offer) and she has woken up properly

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over a year ago

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"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it????

Have you recently taken out a loan or credit card? If so Complex Management solutions could help.

You could be due a fee of up to £10'000.in unfair PPI premiums.

this one I will have to run past her we will come back to you on this in the morning when she has woken, had the cooked breakfast in bed (that someone is about to offer) and she has woken up properly

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I did! Wake up! Spent a day at a training course in Brum!!!

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over a year ago

Salad cream sandwich and a cup of tea?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

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"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it????

How about I take you out for a country drive with a large rectangular box in your lap, velvet topped with a satin bow?

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over a year ago

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"I have absolutely no idea why I am asking for this and I have not been on the booze for a couple of weeks now. Just sounded like a good thread? Or is it????

How about I take you out for a country drive with a large rectangular box in your lap, velvet topped with a satin bow?

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What is it hiding?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Salad cream sandwich and a cup of tea?"
Not a bad idea this time of night

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