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By *obilebottom OP Man
7 days ago

All over

Post anything you like as long as within the rules and respectful to everyone. The purpose of this is to help me pace eating the whole bag of chocolate peanuts instead of all at once as I usually do. For every post someone puts on the thread, I will just have a single chocolate peanut. Thank you.

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By *oublesixesMan
7 days ago

Corby

Chilli coated are better

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
7 days ago

The Continental

I know a song that’ll get on ya nerves.

It’s got 175 verses.

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By *ags73Man
7 days ago

glasgow-ish

I’m listening to some Chris Stapleton in living room with dog on top of me.

Rain has been ridiculous all morning, so I don’t think we’re going far.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
7 days ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Haribo tangfastics all taste the same.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
7 days ago

All over

I can see you are going to make lust after those choc peanuts like nothing before. JW, I might take up the offer

Ps, my own posts don't count. Fair is fair.

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By *ildTimes.Man
7 days ago

Colchester/London

I reckon I'm the most blocked forumite on here 😂😂

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
7 days ago

A den in the Glen

"I reckon I'm the most blocked forumite on here 😂😂"

Yeah, thanks. I'm #2 now. But if you want to get the undisputed title you need more forum bans.

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By *enk15Man
7 days ago

Evesham

Gazebo.

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By *ildTimes.Man
7 days ago

Colchester/London

"I reckon I'm the most blocked forumite on here 😂😂

Yeah, thanks. I'm #2 now. But if you want to get the undisputed title you need more forum bans."

I'm happy being 'edgy' and 'puerile' 😂

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By *obilebottom OP Man
7 days ago

All over

"I reckon I'm the most blocked forumite on here 😂😂

Yeah, thanks. I'm #2 now. But if you want to get the undisputed title you need more forum bans.

I'm happy being 'edgy' and 'puerile' 😂 "

And you contributed two choc peanuts so far too

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By *onnie 90Woman
7 days ago

Leeds

It's windy out.

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By *orphia2003Woman
7 days ago

Tonypandy.

My workmate is eating the most amazing smelling burrito right now.

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By *ildTimes.Man
7 days ago

Colchester/London

Chocolate raisins are better

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By *ell I WonderMan
7 days ago

Staines

Got through two bags of chocolate raise an already over the course of three days though. Peanuts the only nut I don’t like! 😁

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By *obilebottom OP Man
7 days ago

All over

"Chocolate raisins are better"

Oh no they are not!

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By *obilebottom OP Man
7 days ago

All over

"My workmate is eating the most amazing smelling burrito right now."

Oh, ask for a little bite. Just make sure they know you mean of the burrito

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By *atch0101Man
7 days ago

Here

Can I go home? To Room 1?

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
7 days ago

Hounslow

Should I still be in bed after a night shift?

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By *ildTimes.Man
7 days ago

Colchester/London

White chocolate Toblerone is the GOAT

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By *obilebottom OP Man
7 days ago

All over

"White chocolate Toblerone is the GOAT"

But surely you could not manage 175 squares

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By *ildTimes.Man
7 days ago

Colchester/London

"White chocolate Toblerone is the GOAT

But surely you could not manage 175 squares

They're triangles Sir!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
7 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You know those purple wheelie bins?

I really like those and am jealous as we don’t have them in my area ☹️

I’d like to tie one to the back of a car before climbing into it and going Ben Hur’ing down the street 👍🏻

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By *obilebottom OP Man
7 days ago

All over

"White chocolate Toblerone is the GOAT

But surely you could not manage 175 squares

They're triangles Sir! "

Triangular prisms to be precise

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By *obilebottom OP Man
7 days ago

All over

Any more, sitting patiently waiting to grab the next choc peanut. Stop torturing me

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By *ensuallover1000Man
7 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Any more, sitting patiently waiting to grab the next choc peanut. Stop torturing me

Have one on me good sir 😃👍🏻👍🏻

Plug sockets are interesting….sexy even….maybe

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By *erry bull1Man
7 days ago

doncaster

I’ve just spent this morning , putting a new piston and cylinder head on a chainsaw

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By *ony MannMan
7 days ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura

"I know a song that’ll get on ya nerves.

It’s got 175 verses.

National Atham?

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
7 days ago

South Wales

The veggie burger we just had was as good as any meat burger. Do with that info as you wish

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
7 days ago

Wherever

I can’t stop eating.

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By *cotsguyyMan
7 days ago

Belfast and Fife

"It's windy out."

Better out than in.

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By *llaBelle1Woman
7 days ago

Manchester

‘Plinth’ is a word that is seldom used in everyday conversation these days. Criminal.

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By *midnight-Woman
7 days ago

...

Happy New Year Fuckers 😍😍😍

🍆🍑🍒👅

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
7 days ago

Norwich

"My workmate is eating the most amazing smelling burrito right now."

Is “eating a burrito” a metaphor?

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By *nya NeesWoman
7 days ago

Brum

"‘Plinth’ is a word that is seldom used in everyday conversation these days. Criminal. "

Quality wordage

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By *adagastMan
7 days ago

Rotherham

As the New Year starts, remember to raise a glass to absent friends. May they never be far from our hearts.

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By *llaBelle1Woman
7 days ago

Manchester

"‘Plinth’ is a word that is seldom used in everyday conversation these days. Criminal.

Quality wordage"

Me thinks, per chance, I have discovered the Holy Grail - a fellow Plintherite. Perhaps my journey has reached its end!

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By *obilebottom OP Man
7 days ago

All over

Thanks to your generocity and have just counted I had 27 choc peanuts already. Amazing, keep posting pleaseas would like to finish them today

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By *adagastMan
7 days ago

Rotherham

"Thanks to your generocity and have just counted I had 27 choc peanuts already. Amazing, keep posting pleaseas would like to finish them today

Glad I could help!

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By *2000ManMan
7 days ago

Worthing

Free for all is a great Ted Nugent album!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
7 days ago

East Sussex

Linguine is the nicest form of pasta and nobody can tell me otherwise.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
7 days ago

East Sussex

Is there more than one word in the English language that has no vowels in it?

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By *ickshawedCouple
7 days ago

Wolverhampton

"You know those purple wheelie bins?

I really like those and am jealous as we don’t have them in my area ☹️

I’d like to tie one to the back of a car before climbing into it and going Ben Hur’ing down the street 👍🏻"

We got ours about 4 years ago. The daughter loved it so much she gave it a hug and kissed it. I look forward to reminding her of this on her wedding day

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By *agerMorganMan
7 days ago

Canvey Island

Have we finally solved the question of what the terminal velocity is of an unladen swallow?

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By *ags73Man
7 days ago

glasgow-ish

Biting my hand seeing people say certain words earlier than they should. Superstitious but..

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago

Just thought I would post a poem I read.

My hands can handle you

And you haven’t even met

The little pink lips of death

Yet

This mouth has taken down Godzilla

Left him for dead in under six minutes

But you?

I’m taking my time with you

Lucky man

Your death will take hours

Where do you want me to start?

Asshole, balls, shaft, tip?

Don’t worry

I’m covering all your bases

Speak now before you’re incoherent

It’s my choice? Okay.

It would be so much easier on them

If they felt like they had a say

Kinda like a last meal kinda deal

They never learn

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By *afkaMan
7 days ago

Nottingham (ish)

How many nuts are in your bag?

175?

Go on then, have one for me x

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By *ig_belly_grrrlWoman
7 days ago

Finchley

One dick pic is fine. Three is pushing it. No one needs to see nine.

Nevermind about finding a play partner, you've already found the love of your life

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