FabSwingers.com forum: Eating habits

By *elix Sighted OP Man
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Are you weird or normal…? Do you:

Eat all the best flavours first or save them to the end? Or do you just thrust your sticky mitts into the bag and take whatever comes?

Eat a bit of everything on your plate or eat all the beans first, then the chips, then the fish fingers?

Do you eat a crisp, then a bite of sandwich, then another crisp?

Do you take a glug of Pepsi max while still chewing on your burrito?

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By *ir tootMan
6 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Are you weird or normal…? Do you:

Eat all the best flavours first or save them to the end? Or do you just thrust your sticky mitts into the bag and take whatever comes?

Eat a bit of everything on your plate or eat all the beans first, then the chips, then the fish fingers?

Do you eat a crisp, then a bite of sandwich, then another crisp?

Do you take a glug of Pepsi max while still chewing on your burrito?"

Best till last.

I always eat my desert after and not before, unless that desert is shit of course.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
6 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I move around the plate, switching from meat to veg to meat etc, I also periodically place my knife and fork together on the plate in order to free my hands so I can use the corner of the napkin on the corners of my mouth before returning to eating again, I’m very civilised

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By *midnight-Woman
6 weeks ago

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I don't like gravy or soggy food

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By *oodmessMan
6 weeks ago

yumsville

Not sure if unusual but I rarely eat anything until lunch. After that it's free game right until I'm going to bed.

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By *929Man
6 weeks ago

bedlington

I always eat the meat on the plate first and always eat in everything order never combining foods

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By *aryportmeatMan
6 weeks ago

Maryport

All foods in together,

Crisps and chocolate is best combo

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By *allySlinkyWoman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

" I also periodically place my knife and fork together on the plate in order to free my hands so I can use the corner of the napkin on the corners of my mouth before returning to eating again, I’m very civilised

Doesn't placing your knife and fork together on your plate indicate that you have finished eating and the waiter can remove your plate ?

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
6 weeks ago

Hastings

"Are you weird or normal…? Do you:

Eat all the best flavours first or save them to the end? Or do you just thrust your sticky mitts into the bag and take whatever comes?

Eat a bit of everything on your plate or eat all the beans first, then the chips, then the fish fingers?

Do you eat a crisp, then a bite of sandwich, then another crisp?

Do you take a glug of Pepsi max while still chewing on your burrito?"

Was at a wedding this year and one lady on our table when the food came separated everything. Then eat each item one by one. There where a few comments lol. So I asked how do you eat peas if you don't like diferant food touching.

To with she replied " I don't eat peas there too unpredictable"

That line will stay with me to the end.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
6 weeks ago

Hastings

Doesn't placing your knife and fork together on your plate indicate that you have finished eating and the waiter can remove your plate ?"

Yes if together it tels staff your done when the hole table is like this it can be cleared.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Doesn't placing your knife and fork together on your plate indicate that you have finished eating and the waiter can remove your plate ?"

Straight ahead - finished. Please remove the plate.

3 or 6 o’clock - I’m pausing eating.

Crossed - I didn’t like it/please remove the plate.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

" " I don't eat peas there too unpredictable" "

Could they perhaps be corralled in a ramekin ?

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By *loomy GirlWoman
6 weeks ago

leicester

I’d like to think I’m normal but most people think my eating habits are weird so who knows.

My food has to be eaten in a particular order.

I can’t have wet food touching dry food, unless it’s a full English breakfast from the cafe then that’s ok. So No beans touching anything else unless it’s beans on toast or fry up.

I can have different meats on a plate but can’t have different meats in the same mouthful.

Cant use a tub of butter if the previous person left toast crumbs in it.

Cant use sugar if someone has left coffee in it or put a wet spoon in it.

I don’t bite into burgers or sandwiches etc, I break pieces off and eat them.

If I’m eating out I will use a knife and fork but when eating at home I often just use a spoon or fork.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
6 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

I save the best flavours till last on a plate.

Crisps are my main strange one, I like to make my own "sharing" pack from different types of crisps and shake them all in together in a food bag.

Then its a surprise flavour mish mash

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By *ellinever70Woman
6 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I eat food like an adult

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By *allySlinkyWoman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

" I like to make my own "sharing" pack from different types of crisps and shake them all in together in a food bag.

I like to mix crips and salted peanuts in the crisp bag

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By *ir tootMan
6 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I save the best flavours till last on a plate.

Crisps are my main strange one, I like to make my own "sharing" pack from different types of crisps and shake them all in together in a food bag.

Then its a surprise flavour mish mash

Ok how have I not tried this.

I could put Thai sweet chilli and flame grilled stake mcoys toghether!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

"I eat food like an adult "

Apparently Elvis never mastered a knife and fork.

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By *ir tootMan
6 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

I chicken legs like a caveman.

Unga bunga

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I'm right handed but eat left handed.

I just shove it all in. I eat a lot.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

I just shove it all in. I eat a lot.

Are you on the seafood diet ? You see food then you eat it ?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
6 weeks ago

Hatfield

I wank left handed but play golf right handed

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By *allySlinkyWoman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

"I wank left handed but play golf right handed "

So did my husband

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By *loomy GirlWoman
6 weeks ago

leicester

"I save the best flavours till last on a plate.

Crisps are my main strange one, I like to make my own "sharing" pack from different types of crisps and shake them all in together in a food bag.

Then its a surprise flavour mish mash

Definitely could not do that. I like to know what I’m eating lol.

Can’t even buy the bags of popcorn that come with sweet and salty cos even though I like both, again I like to know what I’m eating

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
6 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I like to have a bit of everything but save the bulk of the best til last 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I'm very normal i think

Eat all the good stuff first

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By *rHotNottsMan
6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I stand at the fridge and graize. No need for plates.

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By *ellhungvweMan
6 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I just mix and match - I don’t like “saving” things or eating all of one thing before going onto the next.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"I stand at the fridge and graize. No need for plates."

My Hero 🤩

this is also my tactic at Buffet's

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

East Sussex

Obviously I'm normal

I eat the best bits last.

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By *urry BlokeMan
6 weeks ago

Stalybridge

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By *urry BlokeMan
6 weeks ago

Stalybridge

This is why there has to be a minimum of two roasties on the plate

One to start with and one to finish with

Oh and ideally a 3rd in the middle for good measure

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I'm a bit "faddy" as my mum called it.

I hate onions so pick them out.

I eat each item individually depending on mood

I eat fried egg yolks whole. I love how they poo in my mouth.

There's a few other quirks

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By *oodmessMan
6 weeks ago

yumsville

Just remembered an aunt scoffed at the way I chomped down a bacon and egg. I can't remember what she she had, it was probably the same but what I do remember is she wiped her hands on the fucking couch!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Ok all, what about a bag of wine gums? Do you eat all the orange and yellow ones first so the best flavours are left?

Or if someone gave you some Celebrations/Heroes - would you eat the bounties first and save the galaxies for last?

I do you just plough in and fill your face with whatever you can grab?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

East Sussex

Always leave the best ones until last...unless it's Quality Street, toffee pennies wait until I'm absolutely desperate for sugar.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

"what I do remember is she wiped her hands on the fucking couch!"

Why weren't you eating at the table ?

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By *oodmessMan
6 weeks ago

yumsville

"what I do remember is she wiped her hands on the fucking couch!

Why weren't you eating at the table ? "

I'm not that posh to eat a bacon and egg at the dinner table when the TV's on

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By *ellhungvweMan
6 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Ok all, what about a bag of wine gums? Do you eat all the orange and yellow ones first so the best flavours are left?

Just tip the bag up side down and pour - the mix of flavours is the best.

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By *orthern BeardMan
6 weeks ago

Preston

I’m probably a bit odd but quite often I like to eat one food group at a time. Not one of those who doesn’t like food types touching each other

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
6 weeks ago

Norwich

"I wank left handed but play golf right handed "

Wanking and playing golf are similar in many ways I think. Extremely embarrassing to admit that you do either.

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
6 weeks ago

furnace

I’m a very fussy eater in fact I believe there isn’t anyone more fussy

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
6 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Doesn't placing your knife and fork together on your plate indicate that you have finished eating and the waiter can remove your plate ?"

I have absolutely no idea, I rarely eat out but on the times I do I have never had a plate removed by staff without them asking first.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

East Sussex

Doesn't placing your knife and fork together on your plate indicate that you have finished eating and the waiter can remove your plate ?

I have absolutely no idea, I rarely eat out but on the times I do I have never had a plate removed by staff without them asking first.

When we were in holiday last year axwaitee took my plate as I was putting food in my mouth, there was still some on the plate too. Mr N and I looked at each other aghast then burst out laughing.

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By *rincipessaWoman
6 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

Just had this conversation with my daughter yesterday.

Wine gums first - easy. Line them up in colour, eat alternate colours till there are the same number of each. Then continue least favourite to favourite.

A meal, all food separate. Veg, carbs, then protein. Grew up poor, meat was carved at the end of the meal when you’d filled up on everything else. Meant the meat was used for more meals

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
6 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Doesn't placing your knife and fork together on your plate indicate that you have finished eating and the waiter can remove your plate ?

I have absolutely no idea, I rarely eat out but on the times I do I have never had a plate removed by staff without them asking first.

When we were in holiday last year axwaitee took my plate as I was putting food in my mouth, there was still some on the plate too. Mr N and I looked at each other aghast then burst out laughing. "

Wow, that really would have earned him a reprimand if it had been me.

I also don’t like waiting staff that ‘hover’, if there is a problem or I require something I will approach/get someone’s attention.

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By *oubleSwingCouple
6 weeks ago

N. Wales

I'm weird af apparently. I eat things upside-down... 👀 Burgers, chocolate bars, etc. 🤣

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By *rrrMannnn122Man
6 weeks ago

Walsall

"I'm weird af apparently. I eat things upside-down... 👀 Burgers, chocolate bars, etc. 🤣"

what why 😂😂

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By *oubleSwingCouple
6 weeks ago

N. Wales

"I'm weird af apparently. I eat things upside-down... 👀 Burgers, chocolate bars, etc. 🤣

what why 😂😂"

Just always did. Realised one day while I was eating a burger. I pick it up (thumbs on top) and flip it. I thought it was normal, way into my teens 🤣 It's tidier, imo 🙈 I will eat a chocolate bar, logo/top fancing down too 🤣

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By *iss KinkWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

"Are you weird or normal…? Do you:

Eat all the best flavours first or save them to the end? Or do you just thrust your sticky mitts into the bag and take whatever comes?

Eat a bit of everything on your plate or eat all the beans first, then the chips, then the fish fingers?

Do you eat a crisp, then a bite of sandwich, then another crisp?

Do you take a glug of Pepsi max while still chewing on your burrito?"

All of the above

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Telford

I like a little bit of this and that on the fork to build the perfect bite.

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