FabSwingers.com forum: Do you name your bits n pieces?

By *elix Sighted OP Man
30 weeks ago

Cloud 8

My winkie is called Percy but I haven’t named the boys. Have you named your chap/flaps/baps?

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By *ffervescentMan
30 weeks ago

winfrith

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By *uziTV69TV/TS
30 weeks ago

Newcastle

My Mrs named her tits Booby Moore and Booby Charlton

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
30 weeks ago

Voldsøy

No, but an ex named my ass Miss Jiggles. I thought it was cute 😅

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
30 weeks ago

Telford

Can't say that I have lol

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
30 weeks ago

Home

Nope

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
30 weeks ago

Ipswich

Yep

Captain kangaroo

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Nope

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
30 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Yep

Captain kangaroo

Does he carry a smaller penis in his foreskin?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I have a Goldilocks cock. Not too big, not too small...

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Not until now.

But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle.

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By *ffervescentMan
30 weeks ago

winfrith

"Not until now.

But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. "
You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"Not until now.

But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny ."

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie?

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By *ffervescentMan
30 weeks ago

winfrith

"Not until now.

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? "
Actually I bought one today .

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By *midnight-Woman
30 weeks ago

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My minge is called Bernie

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"Not until now.

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? Actually I bought one today ."

Oooh. What color?

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By *ffervescentMan
30 weeks ago

winfrith

"Not until now.

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? Actually I bought one today .

Oooh. What color? "
Wood coloured.

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By *ffervescentMan
30 weeks ago

winfrith

"Not until now.

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? Actually I bought one today .

Oooh. What color? Wood coloured. "
I've uploaded a pic if it gets through I'll show it as my profile pic .

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"Not until now.

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? Actually I bought one today .

Oooh. What color? Wood coloured. "

What sort of wood? And has it been treated, painted, burnt, otherwise anything which might make the wood (type specified) be otherwise anything than to be expected for the (insert type) wood?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
30 weeks ago

Manchester

The supermassive black hole

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By *quirrel!Man
30 weeks ago

"The supermassive black hole "

For a supermassive black cock?

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By *ffervescentMan
30 weeks ago

winfrith

"Not until now.

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? Actually I bought one today .

Oooh. What color? Wood coloured.

What sort of wood? And has it been treated, painted, burnt, otherwise anything which might make the wood (type specified) be otherwise anything than to be expected for the (insert type) wood? "
Could be ply or oak or beach but looks like oak.

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By *quirrel!Man
30 weeks ago

"My minge is called Bernie

Bushy Bernie!

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Hattie Jacques

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By *ornycougaWoman
30 weeks ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

No. But I'm open to suggestions

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By *ir tootMan
30 weeks ago

Raccoon city

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By *ir tootMan
30 weeks ago

Raccoon city

"No. But I'm open to suggestions"

Maybe the devourer after the Nov 1st pic.

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By *midnight-Woman
30 weeks ago

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"My minge is called Bernie

Bushy Bernie!

No bush

More like weekend at Bernie's!

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By *oxy-RedWoman
30 weeks ago

pink panther territory

My foof is name clitoparta

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Sad sack and the frustrated Phallus. Today was a let down

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By *ripfillMan
30 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I know a lady who still calls ( an age thing) her vagina …Virginia Bottomley

She tells me a bit dried up and haggard and was on a back bench for a long time

( honest )

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
30 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Not until now.

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? "

Glow this is a valid concern so I’m gonna suggest engraving. Or a tattoo. I suppose you’ll have to consider how far you take it….

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
30 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"My minge is called Bernie

😆😆 Love it! A journey in Bernie…

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"Not until now.

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie?

Glow this is a valid concern so I’m gonna suggest engraving. Or a tattoo. I suppose you’ll have to consider how far you take it…."

At least as far as near the end.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Wait.. sharpies don’t rub off do they? Don’t want some paramedic finding a bit called glwv.pðœll

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By *amierebelMan
30 weeks ago

My own little world

I mean I’ve had mine named before if that counts ? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I'm not 5

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
30 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I'm not 5"

Spreading joy as always, thanks for being here

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By *ea monkeyMan
30 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'm not 5"

Glad to hear it, that’s not what the question was though

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By *ea monkeyMan
30 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Someone I was dating named mine; Lord Tarquinius de Minge III

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By *ude LawMan
30 weeks ago

Harrogate

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westphal and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

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By *illy IdolMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm not 5"

I was thinking of getting "I'm not 5 inc" along my shaft

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By *aarv80Man
30 weeks ago

Crumlin

"Someone I was dating named mine; Lord Tarquinius de Minge III "

Nice... But do you still use it is the question begged?

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By *aarv80Man
30 weeks ago

Crumlin

My ex named mine Engelbert Humperdinck....

I find it amusing so I still use it

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
30 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Someone I was dating named mine; Lord Tarquinius de Minge III

Nice... But do you still use it is the question begged? "

And will your son name his Lord Tarquinius de Minge IV?

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By *ea monkeyMan
29 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Someone I was dating named mine; Lord Tarquinius de Minge III

Nice... But do you still use it is the question begged? "

Yes, yes I do. To be honest I’m thinking of promoting it to Baron after the past couple of years

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By *ea monkeyMan
29 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Someone I was dating named mine; Lord Tarquinius de Minge III

Nice... But do you still use it is the question begged?

And will your son name his Lord Tarquinius de Minge IV?"

Don’t be silly

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By *eneralKenobiMan
29 weeks ago

North Angus

My tadger is called Groot 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *kguy4444Man
29 weeks ago

Wales

Willy and beaver

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By *eneralKenobiMan
29 weeks ago

North Angus

"Willy and beaver"

Beaver n Wood be good

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By *uscle88Man
29 weeks ago

Potters Bar

I call mine big marko lol.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
29 weeks ago

North West

Not anymore. I used to use a jokey name for Mr KC's tackle, but haven't done so in recent years! Maybe I finally grew up

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