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Do you name your bits n pieces?

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

My winkie is called Percy but I haven’t named the boys. Have you named your chap/flaps/baps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mrs named her tits Booby Moore and Booby Charlton

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By *r_Mrs.DSCouple
over a year ago

Anglesey

No, but an ex named my ass Miss Jiggles. I thought it was cute 😅

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Can't say that I have lol

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Nope

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Yep

Captain kangaroo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Yep

Captain kangaroo "

Does he carry a smaller penis in his foreskin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Goldilocks cock. Not too big, not too small...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not until now.

But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not until now.

But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. "
You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not until now.

But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny ."

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not until now.

But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? "
Actually I bought one today .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My minge is called Bernie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not until now.

But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? Actually I bought one today ."

Oooh. What color?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not until now.

But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? Actually I bought one today .

Oooh. What color? "
Wood coloured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not until now.

But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? Actually I bought one today .

Oooh. What color? Wood coloured. "
I've uploaded a pic if it gets through I'll show it as my profile pic .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not until now.

But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? Actually I bought one today .

Oooh. What color? Wood coloured. "

What sort of wood? And has it been treated, painted, burnt, otherwise anything which might make the wood (type specified) be otherwise anything than to be expected for the (insert type) wood?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

The supermassive black hole

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"The supermassive black hole "

For a supermassive black cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not until now.

But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? Actually I bought one today .

Oooh. What color? Wood coloured.

What sort of wood? And has it been treated, painted, burnt, otherwise anything which might make the wood (type specified) be otherwise anything than to be expected for the (insert type) wood? "
Could be ply or oak or beach but looks like oak.

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By *quirrel!Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"My minge is called Bernie "

Bushy Bernie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hattie Jacques

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

No. But I'm open to suggestions

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By *ir tootMan
over a year ago

Burton

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By *ir tootMan
over a year ago

Burton


"No. But I'm open to suggestions"

Maybe the devourer after the Nov 1st pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My minge is called Bernie

Bushy Bernie! "

No bush

More like weekend at Bernie's!

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By *oxy-RedWoman
over a year ago

pink panther territory

My foof is name clitoparta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad sack and the frustrated Phallus. Today was a let down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a lady who still calls ( an age thing) her vagina …Virginia Bottomley

She tells me a bit dried up and haggard and was on a back bench for a long time

( honest )

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Not until now.

But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie? "

Glow this is a valid concern so I’m gonna suggest engraving. Or a tattoo. I suppose you’ll have to consider how far you take it….

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"My minge is called Bernie "

😆😆 Love it! A journey in Bernie…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not until now.

But now I’m wondering how would my junk be identified if I had a random, dismembering accident where bits of me are all over the place? Like a big, gooey jigsaw puzzle. You could name your balls golden your penis sausage and your tits tiny .

Ok well I’m not taking chances. Anyone got a sharpie?

Glow this is a valid concern so I’m gonna suggest engraving. Or a tattoo. I suppose you’ll have to consider how far you take it…."

At least as far as near the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait.. sharpies don’t rub off do they? Don’t want some paramedic finding a bit called glwv.pðœll

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nosey

I mean I’ve had mine named before if that counts ? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not 5

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I'm not 5"

Spreading joy as always, thanks for being here

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'm not 5"

Glad to hear it, that’s not what the question was though

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Someone I was dating named mine; Lord Tarquinius de Minge III

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By *ude LawMan
over a year ago

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I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westphal and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not 5"

I was thinking of getting "I'm not 5 inc" along my shaft

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By *aarv80Man
over a year ago

Crumlin


"Someone I was dating named mine; Lord Tarquinius de Minge III "

Nice... But do you still use it is the question begged?

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By *aarv80Man
over a year ago

Crumlin

My ex named mine Engelbert Humperdinck....

I find it amusing so I still use it

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Someone I was dating named mine; Lord Tarquinius de Minge III

Nice... But do you still use it is the question begged? "

And will your son name his Lord Tarquinius de Minge IV?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Someone I was dating named mine; Lord Tarquinius de Minge III

Nice... But do you still use it is the question begged? "

Yes, yes I do. To be honest I’m thinking of promoting it to Baron after the past couple of years

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Someone I was dating named mine; Lord Tarquinius de Minge III

Nice... But do you still use it is the question begged?

And will your son name his Lord Tarquinius de Minge IV?"

Don’t be silly

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

My tadger is called Groot 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *kguy4444Man
over a year ago

Wales

Willy and beaver

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Willy and beaver"

Beaver n Wood be good

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By *uscle88Man
over a year ago

Potters Bar

I call mine big marko lol.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Not anymore. I used to use a jokey name for Mr KC's tackle, but haven't done so in recent years! Maybe I finally grew up

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