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By *ittle Miss Tinkerbell OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

your head

Changed the sticks in my reed diffuser and now have the liquid all over my hands. Doesnt matter how many times I wash them I can't get the smell off and think I rubbed some of it in my eye 🤦‍♀️

What's been your Doh! moment this Saturday?

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By *elix SightedMan
30 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Make sure you don’t have a wank, it’ll dry your flaps out.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
30 weeks ago

London


"Make sure you don’t have a wank, it’ll dry your flaps out."

I’m more concerned that you know this!

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By *rs Twisted1Woman
30 weeks ago

neath


"Make sure you don’t have a wank, it’ll dry your flaps out.

I’m more concerned that you know this! "

I laughed a tad more than I should at that comment but I'm with the op ... how would you know 🤔

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By *ittle Miss Tinkerbell OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

your head


"Make sure you don’t have a wank, it’ll dry your flaps out."

😂 I'll be sure not to do that. Think I've exceeded my idiot moments for the day.

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By *rdere OpusCouple
30 weeks ago

Brum - ish

Forgot to bring the dog’s food bowl back from my parents’ so he’s ignoring this evening’s dinner from Tupperware.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
30 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I didn’t even realise it was Saturday

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By *oodmessMan
30 weeks ago

yumsville

Opening the other box of chocolates

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
30 weeks ago

Reading

I went into London with my kid. Fell asleep on the train home. Woke up panicked and yelled at my kid 'WHERE ARE WE?' a bit dramatically (he was also asleep) and some kind woman had to tell me what station we'd just passed. She said it in a soothing voice though.

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By *ffervescentMan
30 weeks ago

winfrith


"Make sure you don’t have a wank, it’ll dry your flaps out.

😂 I'll be sure not to do that. Think I've exceeded my idiot moments for the day. "
stick your finger up your arse that'll cure it .

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Birmingham


"I didn’t even realise it was Saturday "

We have entered the dayless void between Christmas and New Year.

XX

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By *cott73Man
30 weeks ago

brighton


"I went into London with my kid. Fell asleep on the train home. Woke up panicked and yelled at my kid 'WHERE ARE WE?' a bit dramatically (he was also asleep) and some kind woman had to tell me what station we'd just passed. She said it in a soothing voice though. "

Similarly, I was crossing London today, trying to get from Euston to London Bridge. Wasn't paying attention, and ended up on the wrong tube line. I've done the same trip hundreds of times over the years. Can't explain it!

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By *quirrel!Man
30 weeks ago

L


"Make sure you don’t have a wank, it’ll dry your flaps out."

Oh god! I did that after using hand gel! - Then read up how bad it is for you to do that! - it all ended well though after panic, thrush and a trip to the clinic!

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