FabSwingers.com forum: "Battlenips" #1

By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

A little harmless fun to fill the time between Christmas and New Year, do you fancy a game of 'Battlenips'?

...just like Battleships, but instead of sinking a battleship, you're searching for nipples instead!

If you'd like to play, say you're IN and I'll send you the Battlenips photo, then you post your guesses in the thread here. Once we have a winner I'll share the original with each player...

In the interest of equality and varied tastes, if this works and there's interest enough in more rounds, we can do a 'Battletips' version too where cocktip is the target!!

So, who's in? I'll be back later to send the photo out to those who want to play.

N.B. Don't forget your filters if you're in; I'll need to send the photo in a message...

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By *ildTimes.Man
7 weeks ago

Colchester/London

😂

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

In!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
7 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

OMG this is genius

In!

Mrs TMN x

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By *ildTimes.Man
7 weeks ago

Colchester/London

33+37

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

43 & 48

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"33+37"

for being the first to guess, I shall say congratulations. But no, that's a 'MISS'

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"43 & 48"

You're closer with one, but further with the other. Still, a 'MISS'

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By *onjoliveMan
7 weeks ago

bournemouth

I’m in if not too late 😁

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By *ager 2 PleaseMan
7 weeks ago

Birmingham/midlands

Sounds like a lot of fun, I’m in

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By *scouple07Couple
7 weeks ago

louth, Ireland

Sounds like a bit of fun so we are in

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"I’m in if not too late 😁"

Until you see "WE HAVE A WINNER", anyone can join any time!! 😊

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By *ildTimes.Man
7 weeks ago

Colchester/London

43 + 47

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

47&32

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By *onjoliveMan
7 weeks ago

bournemouth

34 and 38

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By *ager 2 PleaseMan
7 weeks ago

Birmingham/midlands

53 & 47

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Felix is getting his eye in and has a 'HIT' on one nipple, the rest so far, 'MISS'

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
7 weeks ago

york

I'm in!

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By *scouple07Couple
7 weeks ago

louth, Ireland

48 and 54

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
7 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

32 and 38

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

Genius Dai

In.

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
7 weeks ago

york

Going completely left field, 77 and 6

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By *umbrian78Man
7 weeks ago

Ulverston

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
7 weeks ago

Wales

In!!

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By *vaRose43Woman
7 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Hahahaha in

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
7 weeks ago

Wherever

I’ll play!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

32.....and 46?

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By *umbrian78Man
7 weeks ago

Ulverston

24 & 27

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Ok, sorry, taken a while to send out the photo to all... (I didn't think this through!)

Anyway TMN and Nicky's powers of deduction are good and they've both 'HIT' the same nipple as Felix.

Rest of you; 'MISS'

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

If one of them's 97 Dai, please break it to me gently

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Ok, sorry, taken a while to send out the photo to all... (I didn't think this through!)

Anyway TMN and Nicky's powers of deduction are good and they've both 'HIT' the same nipple as Felix.

Rest of you; 'MISS'"

32 and 36?

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By *eliWoman
7 weeks ago

I'm in please and thank you. For the one after the nips though!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"If one of them's 97 Dai, please break it to me gently

it's OK... 'MISS'

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"32 and 36?"

One 'HIT', One 'MISS'

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By *ildTimes.Man
7 weeks ago

Colchester/London

32+38

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

32 & 39

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"I'm in please and thank you. For the one after the nips though!"

🤣🤣🤣 No worries Meli, but who doesn't love searching for nipples, C'mon!!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

"32 and 36?

One 'HIT', One 'MISS'"

If it's 32 and 35 I think the poor woman must be close to being in pain

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"32+38"

One 'HIT', One 'MISS'

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"32 & 39"

One 'HIT', One 'MISS'

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By *ager 2 PleaseMan
7 weeks ago

Birmingham/midlands

32 & 48?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
7 weeks ago

Wherever

34 & 38

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By *scouple07Couple
7 weeks ago

louth, Ireland

32 and 27

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"32 and 36?

One 'HIT', One 'MISS'

If it's 32 and 35 I think the poor woman must be close to being in pain

🤣🤣🤣 you're going the wrong way!! One 'HIT', One 'MISS'

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By *vaRose43Woman
7 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

33 and 38

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

32 & 40

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

"32 and 36?

One 'HIT', One 'MISS'

If it's 32 and 35 I think the poor woman must be close to being in pain

🤣🤣🤣 you're going the wrong way!! One 'HIT', One 'MISS'"

I'm pleased for her sake!

32....and 27

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By *eliWoman
7 weeks ago

"I'm in please and thank you. For the one after the nips though!

🤣🤣🤣 No worries Meli, but who doesn't love searching for nipples, C'mon!!"

I'd rather find a good cock tip. Thanks babycakes. 🩷

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
7 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

32 and 27?

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

OK, OK, you're (almost😉😂) all clever enough to deduce 32 is the 'HIT', but every other guess so far is a 'MISS'

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By *ager 2 PleaseMan
7 weeks ago

Birmingham/midlands

Sadly (for me that is, as it truly indicates I’m a classic perv) I’ve just recognised the lady in the picture.

I won’t guess again, as I may have found the original… sad sad man I know.

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By *ildTimes.Man
7 weeks ago

Colchester/London

32+28

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

"OK, OK, you're (almost😉😂) all clever enough to deduce 32 is the 'HIT', but every other guess so far is a 'MISS'

Dai? Dai?

She's doing something very strange with her nips Dai!

32....and..fuck knows! 57?

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Damn you Dai!!!! 😆

32 & 29

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By *maginitivemindMan
7 weeks ago

east mids

Up for this

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

Oh my God...is this a trick thing?

Does she have two nips on one boob and none on the other?

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By *umbrian78Man
7 weeks ago

Ulverston

Is it a trick question? Does she only have 1 nipple ha

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"Sadly (for me that is, as it truly indicates I’m a classic perv) I’ve just recognised the lady in the picture.

I won’t guess again, as I may have found the original… sad sad man I know."

🤣🤣🤣🤣 You say 'sad', I say 'competitive'! I bet you hide your phone to Google answers in a pub-quiz too!!

Appreciate the honesty!

...as yet, still only 32 is the one 'HIT'

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

32 and 50?

Now that's a talent!

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
7 weeks ago

Wales

32 & 37

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
7 weeks ago

Wherever

Ok then, 32 & 28

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

32 & 67

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

"32 & 67"

(If you're right, I'm going to be apologising to an awful lot of women with unusual boobs!)

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"32 & 37"

Sorry no, just the one 'HIT' still.

But...

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"32 and 50?

Now that's a talent!"

WE HAVE A WINNER

Congratulations Nick, you win absolutely nothing but the accolade!

That took forever to send out, so I have saved the 'reveal' photo in my friends-pics. If you want to see it, you'll have to befriend me! 😎

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By *afkaMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Pure Genius

Am I too late to play?

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

"32 & 37

Sorry no, just the one 'HIT' still.

But...

Damn you and your suspense Dai!!

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By *afkaMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Dammit, sign me up for round 2

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"32 & 67

(If you're right, I'm going to be apologising to an awful lot of women with unusual boobs!)"

it's OK both, just wait for future rounds! 😱

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By *agnar1980Man
7 weeks ago

Poole

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By *ager 2 PleaseMan
7 weeks ago

Birmingham/midlands

Ah, September Carrino, hubba hubba

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

"32 and 50?

Now that's a talent!

WE HAVE A WINNER

Congratulations Nick, you win absolutely nothing but the accolade!

That took forever to send out, so I have saved the 'reveal' photo in my friends-pics. If you want to see it, you'll have to befriend me! 😎

- friend request sent.

Partly because you're a hoot and I have a lot of time for you.

But mostly, TIIIIIITTTTEEESSSSS!!!!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"Dammit, sign me up for round 2"

Round 2, 'Battletips' (just for Meli) will happen...

I need a break now though!

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"32 & 67

(If you're right, I'm going to be apologising to an awful lot of women with unusual boobs!)"

Hahaha I was also going to pick 50 but then thought, what if they’re ridiculously big and she’s holding up the right one (because of her arm and gaze), so I went for a long shot 😆

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By *ildTimes.Man
7 weeks ago

Colchester/London

50!!! FFS I need to see the original pic now ,😂😊

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

"32 & 67

(If you're right, I'm going to be apologising to an awful lot of women with unusual boobs!)

Hahaha I was also going to pick 50 but then thought, what if they’re ridiculously big and she’s holding up the right one (because of her arm and gaze), so I went for a long shot 😆"

I dread to think what'll happen with "Battletips".

But I'll still be in for that too

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Dammit, sign me up for round 2

Round 2, 'Battletips' (just for Meli) will happen...

I need a break now though!"

I think we all need a lie down after that

Fast threads are fun, fun, fun - and 🤯🤯🤯.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
7 weeks ago

Hatfield

In … loved playing battleships v brother growing up .. I use to win and I’ve got the brusies to proof it .

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
7 weeks ago

Markfield

I missed it!

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By *eddy004Man
7 weeks ago

Toy Town

In in in

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By *uperSalopian7Man
7 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Someone should make a Fab version

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
7 weeks ago

Reading

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
7 weeks ago

East Sussex

In.

27 + 42

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By *uperSalopian7Man
7 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Someone should make a Fab version

Battlenips.Fun

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"I missed it! "

Don't miss the next one!!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"In in in"

Too late; watch out for round 2!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"Someone should make a Fab version

I'll start asking for volunteers after we've done a few!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"In"

next time... 😁

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"In.

27 + 42"

Amazing my friend!.. Late, the results are up, but still, 'MISS'!! 😜🤣 Keep your eyes peeled for the next one!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
5 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I’m eagerly awaiting #2! I nominate Mrs TMN. I could ask her if that’s ok but she’s in another room and that seems like an effort.

Mr TMN

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By *vaRose43Woman
5 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Can we have a man nip next?

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
5 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"I’m eagerly awaiting #2! I nominate Mrs TMN. I could ask her if that’s ok but she’s in another room and that seems like an effort.

Mr TMN"

This is a good shout! I shall do round 2 tomorrow night (failing that, Thursday).

As for Fab-members Battlenips, I'm all for it and would be happy to use a photo (would obviously have to be one not seen on a profile); guessing they'll be quick-fire rounds as most will have a good idea where to aim! 😜

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
5 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"Can we have a man nip next?"

Yes!! There will be 'Battletips' rounds as well as Battlenips.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
5 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I’m eagerly awaiting #2! I nominate Mrs TMN. I could ask her if that’s ok but she’s in another room and that seems like an effort.

Mr TMN"

Ah.

Mrs TMN x

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
5 weeks ago

St Leonards

How about Battletips ON Battlenips?

We have to guess where the biggest blob of jizz is?

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai Harder OP Man
5 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"How about Battletips ON Battlenips?

We have to guess where the biggest blob of jizz is?

Will add to future rounds...

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
5 weeks ago

St Leonards

"How about Battletips ON Battlenips?

We have to guess where the biggest blob of jizz is?

Will add to future rounds..."

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