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"Can you hoover my stairs possibly please? I can provide the hoover although it’s not a Dyson (not a Hoover either)." Yes - I’ll bring my shark! | |||
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"Yes, please. I really need to get out for a brisk walk. Could you provide motivation to do so. Thank you Oh! There's one more thing. The autocorrect on my phone has stopped working, I've tried everything to no avail. Could you get it back please? " Get off your lazy arses and get walking! Christmas is over, so stop lazing around and get moving
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"You could make me lunch? I’ve been consisting on Christmas chocs and biscuits. " A roast dinner? | |||
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"Can you hoover my stairs possibly please? I can provide the hoover although it’s not a Dyson (not a Hoover either). Yes - I’ll bring my shark! "Fantastic, thank you! I’ll leave the back door open. | |||
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"Yes can you extend our holiday please? We're in that shitty ether where we've vacated the room but our flight isn't till later but we have to sit by the pool dressed in UK-proof clothing "Oh I hate that. We went to a really hot country for Christmas one year when the UK was very cold and snowy. I had to sit by the pool in a white, mohair, polo neck 🤦 | |||
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"Yes, please. I really need to get out for a brisk walk. Could you provide motivation to do so. Thank you Oh! There's one more thing. The autocorrect on my phone has stopped working, I've tried everything to no avail. Could you get it back please? " 😆👏 | |||
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"Can you hoover my stairs possibly please? I can provide the hoover although it’s not a Dyson (not a Hoover either). Yes - I’ll bring my shark!
Fantastic, thank you! I’ll leave the back door open."I’ll make sure to come round the back then! | |||
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"Yes, please. I really need to get out for a brisk walk. Could you provide motivation to do so. Thank you Oh! There's one more thing. The autocorrect on my phone has stopped working, I've tried everything to no avail. Could you get it back please? Get off your lazy arses and get walking! Christmas is over, so stop lazing around and get moving
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"Can you hoover my stairs possibly please? I can provide the hoover although it’s not a Dyson (not a Hoover either). Yes - I’ll bring my shark!
Fantastic, thank you! I’ll leave the back door open.
I’ll make sure to come round the back then! "Perfect, just be mindful of the shark, please. | |||
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"Yes can you extend our holiday please? We're in that shitty ether where we've vacated the room but our flight isn't till later but we have to sit by the pool dressed in UK-proof clothing
Oh I hate that.
We went to a really hot country for Christmas one year when the UK was very cold and snowy. I had to sit by the pool in a white, mohair, polo neck 🤦"I've got tights in my bag to apply at the airport but have a vest under my dress | |||
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"Yes can you extend our holiday please? We're in that shitty ether where we've vacated the room but our flight isn't till later but we have to sit by the pool dressed in UK-proof clothing
Oh I hate that.
We went to a really hot country for Christmas one year when the UK was very cold and snowy. I had to sit by the pool in a white, mohair, polo neck 🤦
I've got tights in my bag to apply at the airport but have a vest under my dress "Then there was the time we visited relatives in a hot country in January and I thought it would be a good idea to wear a thin jacket and dress, it's only a short wait for the bus at the long stay car park at Gatwick after all. Fast forward to our return, it's below freezing, frosty and we'd forgotten where we'd parked the car. 😶. We walked round for ages, getting colder and colder. | |||
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"Bring me a McDonald’s, please! " Certainly - what is it that you’d like? | |||
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"Our bathroom needs plastering please… it’s been on Hubby’s ‘to do’ list since January "I’m a great crack filler! | |||
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"Bring me a McDonald’s, please! Certainly - what is it that you’d like? "One of everything should do it. | |||
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"Send me your bank details " Mr Squirrel 22-95-69 67866626 | |||
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"Bring me a McDonald’s, please! Certainly - what is it that you’d like?
One of everything should do it. "Are you sharing your nuggets? | |||
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"Send me your bank details Mr Squirrel 22-95-69 67866626 " And the 3 digit code . Along with the pin 😉 | |||
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