FabSwingers.com forum: Your post Christmas poop

By *ad Nanna OP Woman
7 weeks ago

East London

Have you had yours yet?

As a IBS sufferers on a low FODMAP diet I'm fully aware I've eaten too many red flag foods over the last two days.

I think tomorrow may be my Christmas poop day.

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By *ornyRebel88Man
7 weeks ago

Fermoy

I’ve had several.

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By *omeone212Man
7 weeks ago

deeside

Every morning after a coffee ☕️ 🤣 regular routine

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
7 weeks ago

East London

"Every morning after a coffee ☕️ 🤣 regular routine "

But is your Christmas poo a phenomenal one?

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
7 weeks ago

East London

"I’ve had several. "

Extra Brussels?

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By *evotee101Woman
7 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

Mine was so epic I burnt my head on the bathroom ceiling light

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By *ornyRebel88Man
7 weeks ago

Fermoy

"I’ve had several.

Extra Brussels?"

I do like my veggies.

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By *ornyRebel88Man
7 weeks ago

Fermoy

"Mine was so epic I burnt my head on the bathroom ceiling light

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
7 weeks ago

East London

"Mine was so epic I burnt my head on the bathroom ceiling light

That sounds painful.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
7 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Not yet.

Tomorrow is a distinct possibility.......

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By *bo7118Man
7 weeks ago

Birmingham

Looking forward to seeing Mr Hankey the Christmas poo tomorrow...

https://youtu.be/JsOR39SVFQ0?si=J4K7inNmMBObqI5Q

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By *eavilMan
7 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Captains log turned out to be a bit of a klingon!

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
7 weeks ago

East London

"Captains log turned out to be a bit of a klingon!"

Too much chocolate

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By *rSircumsizedMan
7 weeks ago

Risca

I'm getting ready to create my own Christmas log.

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By *ags73Man
7 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

A lot of meat yesterday. But survived

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By *anonfire96Man
7 weeks ago

Mansfield

Strange how many people don't go every day. Regular as clockwork up to three times a day. Lots of fibre in the diet.

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Several, actually. Substantial too. My arse feels like it's been stretched

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By *hitsngigglesMan
7 weeks ago

durham

Since 3am there shouldn't be any moisture left I. My body.... FFS waste of day off work

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
7 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Funnily enough I was having a private conversation yesterday about Christmas poop.

I hope it wasn’t too bad Nanna. It’s good to restart the system after Christmas 😂

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
7 weeks ago

East London

Funnily enough I was having a private conversation yesterday about Christmas poop.

I hope it wasn’t too bad Nanna. It’s good to restart the system after Christmas 😂 "

Not had it yet

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
7 weeks ago

East London

"Strange how many people don't go every day. Regular as clockwork up to three times a day. Lots of fibre in the diet. "

You must have shares in Andrex.

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By *illie_2024Man
7 weeks ago

Ivybridge

Done a few today

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

I weighed myself before and after it, lost half a stone

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

I’m a lady, Nanna. I don’t poop.

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By *eroLondonMan
7 weeks ago

Mayfair

She defecates... ... ... ... ...⬆️

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
7 weeks ago

Willenhall

The sprouts and other sources of fibre certainly did their job.

I was doing my best Tony Green (Bullseye) impression between toilet flushes:

"Iiin one...

Iiin two...

Iiin three.."

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By *ean directMan
7 weeks ago

havant

As soon as I finished my coffee this morning

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By *omCoyoteMan
7 weeks ago

Northern England

King Kong's middle finger!

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By *ustincider888Man
7 weeks ago

Preston Ish

I could still smell the paxo 🤢🤮

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By *otterabzMan
7 weeks ago

Ellon

Several yesterday, I must have lost half a stone. And gaseous emissions which could have knocked out a small nation

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

It's the time of year where discretion is decidedly the better part of valour if you're considering anal

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
7 weeks ago

East London

Still nothing.

I think the alcohol melted all the food and I sweated it out.

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By *ildTimes.Man
7 weeks ago

Colchester/London

This thread is grim even by Fab Standards...

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
7 weeks ago

Wales

🤢

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Sheldon-esque clockwork routine here.

🤣

Christmas dinner long gone, boxing day too.

I think the mistake of being scared to poo after childbirth and the consequences 20 years ago, changed my routine and diet for life.

I really do love fab... we do chat shit on here

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
7 weeks ago

Wherever

I read the OP as “Post your Christmas poo” and now I need a hug

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By *ickshawedCouple
7 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I have one everyday. I can't say the post Christmas poop was any worse than usual, but the accompanying gas certainly was. I've also just cleared out the pipes with my post Boxing Day poop - yay! - more room for cock

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
7 weeks ago

East London

"This thread is grim even by Fab Standards..."

Different though, eh?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
7 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Still nothing.

I think the alcohol melted all the food and I sweated it out."

Sounds like you’ve got the ‘just stop oil syndrome’ , it’s not as easy as you think to start a new movement.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
7 weeks ago

East London

"Sheldon-esque clockwork routine here.

🤣

Christmas dinner long gone, boxing day too.

I think the mistake of being scared to poo after childbirth and the consequences 20 years ago, changed my routine and diet for life.

I really do love fab... we do chat shit on here

Can't go any lower. Uphill all the way from here

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
7 weeks ago

East London

"Still nothing.

I think the alcohol melted all the food and I sweated it out.

Sounds like you’ve got the ‘just stop oil syndrome’ , it’s not as easy as you think to start a new movement.

Clever 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"Strange how many people don't go every day. Regular as clockwork up to three times a day. Lots of fibre in the diet. "

I'm on a three shit system as well.

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