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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rd OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wales

..from waking up d*unk in someone else's garden to not defrosting the turkey, tell your funniest/most embarrassing stories...please 😻

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Many moons ago, as a young lad, one Christmas tradition was drinks on Christmas Eve with the boys down our local;

...fast forward a few years, growing up to be a young father with two kids, one Christmas tradition was drinks on Christmas Eve with the boys down our local!

One year having been particularly disorganised, Santa had to go up into the attic on Christmas Eve, steaming d*unk, crashing about and giggling the whole time, to get the presents down for wrapping. How he didn't wake the kids is beyond me! 🎅🏻🥴

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By *issmorganWoman
2 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Many many years ago, I was face down in my Xmas dinner, after drinking too much whisky in the local.

My mum was not too pleased and my hangover lasted about 3 days. Never again .

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By *icecouple561Couple
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2 weeks ago

East Sussex

My mum went to a lot of trouble to get some lovely speciality chocolates one year. The dog somehow got into the dining room and ate then 👺

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rd OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wales


"Many moons ago, as a young lad, one Christmas tradition was drinks on Christmas Eve with the boys down our local;

...fast forward a few years, growing up to be a young father with two kids, one Christmas tradition was drinks on Christmas Eve with the boys down our local!

One year having been particularly disorganised, Santa had to go up into the attic on Christmas Eve, steaming d*unk, crashing about and giggling the whole time, to get the presents down for wrapping. How he didn't wake the kids is beyond me! 🎅🏻🥴"

This is a bit too tame than what I was after so I've added my own twist..

..because you were so ridiculously d*unk you fell out of the attic and spent Christmas in a&e with a broken leg.

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Mids

I woke up in a very posh suburb of Birmingham on Christmas day in someone else's house, I still have no idea how I got there other than a vague memory of Christmas eve house party hopping with friends. None of them were there and noone could recollect any names. A lady called Ruth made me a very nice Christmas morning breakfast and invited me to join her and her family who were all very accommodating and did not mention that it was weird -at all-. I walked home about 3 miles not having any money or credit on my phone.

I did go back with a bottle of something and some biscuits to say thank you in the new year. Never did work out who else I'd been there with

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rd OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wales


"Many many years ago, I was face down in my Xmas dinner, after drinking too much whisky in the local.

My mum was not too pleased and my hangover lasted about 3 days. Never again . "

...I'll add a little extra in here too.

A brussle sprout was accidentally inhaled due to excessive alcohol consumption. Santa gave the heimlich maneuver and saved the day.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Horsham

Best/Worst christmas depending on your point of view.

When I was a lot younger, we had warm turkey sandwiches for christmas dinner, while everything was starting to cook for the big tea.

While everyone was watching TV in the front room, the dog ate the turkey, bones and all. We had to have a turkey free big christmas dinner.

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