FabSwingers.com forum: Demotivation quotes

By (user no longer on site) OP
7 weeks ago

Now Christmas is out of the way no doubt the throngs of life coaches are dusting off their soundbites to save us all from mediocrity.

But I say "boo ya" to you and your positivity. And I counter it with my demotivation quotes. Such as the procrastinators mantra:

Why do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow

What else you got?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
7 weeks ago

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "me" if you look closely enough

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By *icecouple561Couple
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7 weeks ago

East Sussex

No good deed goes unpunished

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By (user no longer on site) OP
7 weeks ago

If at first you don't succeed it may well be that you were always destined to be a failure.

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By *ermite12ukMan
7 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

You know where the door is?

Well don't let it smack you on the ass, on your way out.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

An orgasm is worth every drop of his wife's tears.

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By *erry bull1Man
7 weeks ago

doncaster

Just touching base

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

It’s never too late to give up.

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By *enk15Man
7 weeks ago

Evesham

“You tried and failed miserably, so the lesson is, never try” - Homer Simpson

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Work smarter not harder. Then your boss can afford another Porsche.

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
7 weeks ago

louth

Never try , never fail

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person, so… maybe calm down.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Join fab.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
7 weeks ago

North West

You are more than enough.

We could do with less of you.

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By *asterfulsoulMan
7 weeks ago

Manchester

The motivated people are better than you, and eventually they'll learn you're faking it.

Embrace your mediocrity, and wait for a motivated person to sort out your problems.

It's what you've always done anyway.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
7 weeks ago

Wherever

Whenever I’m about to give up, I remind myself the world would be a better place without me and I simply cannot let that happen.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
7 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Remember, trying is the first step towards failure

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By *itygamesMan
7 weeks ago

google "the benefits of an orgasm a day"

Applies to men and women

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By *ou only live onceMan
7 weeks ago

London

Believe in yourself...

...No-one can fuck things up quite like you.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
7 weeks ago

Wherever

Always believe that something wonderful could never happen.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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7 weeks ago

East Sussex

When one door closes you can be sure another will slam shut in your face

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

The journey on the road to success starts with a single step. But so does falling into a ditch so it’s best not to risk it.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Central

Live, laugh, lose

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By *unnyandthebookkeeperCouple
7 weeks ago

bristol

My dad's phrase and so mane examples.

And a popular phrase at work is "get ahead, do nothing" and it stands true.

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By *ellhungvweMan
7 weeks ago

Cheltenham

If you are going to take the road less travelled, make sure someone else is driving.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
7 weeks ago

Colchester

The unaimed arrow never misses

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

The light at the end of the tunnel is probably an oncoming train.

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