FabSwingers.com forum: Demotivation quotes

By *aron Von Ringsplitter OP Man
2 weeks ago

Mottram St Andrew

Now Christmas is out of the way no doubt the throngs of life coaches are dusting off their soundbites to save us all from mediocrity.

But I say "boo ya" to you and your positivity. And I counter it with my demotivation quotes. Such as the procrastinators mantra:

Why do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow

What else you got?

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By *aron Von Ringsplitter OP Man
2 weeks ago

Mottram St Andrew

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "me" if you look closely enough

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
2 weeks ago

East Sussex

No good deed goes unpunished

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By *aron Von Ringsplitter OP Man
2 weeks ago

Mottram St Andrew

If at first you don't succeed it may well be that you were always destined to be a failure.

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By *ermite12ukMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

You know where the door is?

Well don't let it smack you on the ass, on your way out.

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By *nomeforyourboneWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

An orgasm is worth every drop of his wife's tears.

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By *erry bull1Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Just touching base

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

It’s never too late to give up.

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By *enk15Man
2 weeks ago

Evesham

“You tried and failed miserably, so the lesson is, never try” - Homer Simpson

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Work smarter not harder. Then your boss can afford another Porsche.

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
2 weeks ago

louth

Never try , never fail

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By *elix SightedMan
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person, so… maybe calm down.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Join fab.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

You are more than enough.

We could do with less of you.

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By *asterfulsoulMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester

The motivated people are better than you, and eventually they'll learn you're faking it.

Embrace your mediocrity, and wait for a motivated person to sort out your problems.

It's what you've always done anyway.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
2 weeks ago

Wherever

Whenever I’m about to give up, I remind myself the world would be a better place without me and I simply cannot let that happen.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
2 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Remember, trying is the first step towards failure

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By *itygamesMan
2 weeks ago

google "the benefits of an orgasm a day"

Applies to men and women

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

Believe in yourself...

...No-one can fuck things up quite like you.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
2 weeks ago

Wherever

Always believe that something wonderful could never happen.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
2 weeks ago

East Sussex

When one door closes you can be sure another will slam shut in your face

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By *elix SightedMan
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

The journey on the road to success starts with a single step. But so does falling into a ditch so it’s best not to risk it.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Central

Live, laugh, lose

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By *unnyandthebookkeeperCouple
2 weeks ago

bristol

My dad's phrase and so mane examples.

And a popular phrase at work is "get ahead, do nothing" and it stands true.

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By *ellhungvweMan
2 weeks ago

Cheltenham

If you are going to take the road less travelled, make sure someone else is driving.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester

The unaimed arrow never misses

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

The light at the end of the tunnel is probably an oncoming train.

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