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By *untime Frankie300 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

Interested to know what's the best first message that you've received on here?

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By *eroLondonMan
4 weeks ago

Mayfair

Every first message that I've received has been the best, OP. Women have an enviable knack for eloquence.

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By *nya NeesWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"Every first message that I've received has been the best, OP. Women have an enviable knack for eloquence."

FAF?

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By *eroLondonMan
4 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Every first message that I've received has been the best, OP. Women have an enviable knack for eloquence.

·

FAF?"

Women also have an unsurpassed skill for brevity.

#Yes

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By *nya NeesWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"Every first message that I've received has been the best, OP. Women have an enviable knack for eloquence.

·

FAF?

Women also have an unsurpassed skill for brevity.

#Yes"

😘

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By *mf123Man
4 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Best ____ ever

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

Ha! Some total tool was ranting in a forum about all women here being total sluts! As you can imagine there was a general consensus of derision from the masses. A certain poster and I were mocking the OP by being filthy and; well “slutty”, to which I received a message basically saying.. “Fuck it, shall we be slutty and just actually fuck?”

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By *l chapo123Man
4 weeks ago

Costa del sol

ASL

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By *nya NeesWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"Ha! Some total tool was ranting in a forum about all women here being total sluts! As you can imagine there was a general consensus of derision from the masses. A certain poster and I were mocking the OP by being filthy and; well “slutty”, to which I received a message basically saying.. “Fuck it, shall we be slutty and just actually fuck?”"

And we still haven't

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Ha! Some total tool was ranting in a forum about all women here being total sluts! As you can imagine there was a general consensus of derision from the masses. A certain poster and I were mocking the OP by being filthy and; well “slutty”, to which I received a message basically saying.. “Fuck it, shall we be slutty and just actually fuck?”

And we still haven't "

Yet

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By *nya NeesWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"Ha! Some total tool was ranting in a forum about all women here being total sluts! As you can imagine there was a general consensus of derision from the masses. A certain poster and I were mocking the OP by being filthy and; well “slutty”, to which I received a message basically saying.. “Fuck it, shall we be slutty and just actually fuck?”

And we still haven't

Yet"

Yet

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Ha! Some total tool was ranting in a forum about all women here being total sluts! As you can imagine there was a general consensus of derision from the masses. A certain poster and I were mocking the OP by being filthy and; well “slutty”, to which I received a message basically saying.. “Fuck it, shall we be slutty and just actually fuck?”

And we still haven't

Yet

Yet "

Well it’s Christmas! Still time for me to ‘ahem’ slide into your stockings

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By *nya NeesWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"Ha! Some total tool was ranting in a forum about all women here being total sluts! As you can imagine there was a general consensus of derision from the masses. A certain poster and I were mocking the OP by being filthy and; well “slutty”, to which I received a message basically saying.. “Fuck it, shall we be slutty and just actually fuck?”

And we still haven't

Yet

Yet

Well it’s Christmas! Still time for me to ‘ahem’ slide into your stockings "

You could slide into something else and avoid ripping the stockings

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Ha! Some total tool was ranting in a forum about all women here being total sluts! As you can imagine there was a general consensus of derision from the masses. A certain poster and I were mocking the OP by being filthy and; well “slutty”, to which I received a message basically saying.. “Fuck it, shall we be slutty and just actually fuck?”

And we still haven't

Yet

Yet

Well it’s Christmas! Still time for me to ‘ahem’ slide into your stockings

You could slide into something else and avoid ripping the stockings "

I plan on sliding into a few things

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By *nya NeesWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum


"Ha! Some total tool was ranting in a forum about all women here being total sluts! As you can imagine there was a general consensus of derision from the masses. A certain poster and I were mocking the OP by being filthy and; well “slutty”, to which I received a message basically saying.. “Fuck it, shall we be slutty and just actually fuck?”

And we still haven't

Yet

Yet

Well it’s Christmas! Still time for me to ‘ahem’ slide into your stockings

You could slide into something else and avoid ripping the stockings

I plan on sliding into a few things "

Pervert

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Ha! Some total tool was ranting in a forum about all women here being total sluts! As you can imagine there was a general consensus of derision from the masses. A certain poster and I were mocking the OP by being filthy and; well “slutty”, to which I received a message basically saying.. “Fuck it, shall we be slutty and just actually fuck?”

And we still haven't

Yet

Yet

Well it’s Christmas! Still time for me to ‘ahem’ slide into your stockings

You could slide into something else and avoid ripping the stockings

I plan on sliding into a few things

Pervert "

Guilty

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By *ivpoolmanMan
4 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Ha! Some total tool was ranting in a forum about all women here being total sluts! As you can imagine there was a general consensus of derision from the masses. A certain poster and I were mocking the OP by being filthy and; well “slutty”, to which I received a message basically saying.. “Fuck it, shall we be slutty and just actually fuck?”

And we still haven't

Yet

Yet

Well it’s Christmas! Still time for me to ‘ahem’ slide into your stockings

You could slide into something else and avoid ripping the stockings

I plan on sliding into a few things

Pervert "

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Ha! Some total tool was ranting in a forum about all women here being total sluts! As you can imagine there was a general consensus of derision from the masses. A certain poster and I were mocking the OP by being filthy and; well “slutty”, to which I received a message basically saying.. “Fuck it, shall we be slutty and just actually fuck?”

And we still haven't

Yet

Yet

Well it’s Christmas! Still time for me to ‘ahem’ slide into your stockings

You could slide into something else and avoid ripping the stockings

I plan on sliding into a few things

Pervert

I think I could fall madly in bed with you."

No queue barging! We might be perverts but we are still British 🤣

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By *ivpoolmanMan
4 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Ha! Some total tool was ranting in a forum about all women here being total sluts! As you can imagine there was a general consensus of derision from the masses. A certain poster and I were mocking the OP by being filthy and; well “slutty”, to which I received a message basically saying.. “Fuck it, shall we be slutty and just actually fuck?”

And we still haven't

Yet

Yet

Well it’s Christmas! Still time for me to ‘ahem’ slide into your stockings

You could slide into something else and avoid ripping the stockings

I plan on sliding into a few things

Pervert

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

No queue barging! We might be perverts but we are still British 🤣"

Haha 😂😂

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