FabSwingers.com forum: What Nicky? Make My OWN Happy Tribe? So, Like, It's A Clique-Not-Clique?

By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

That's exactly what it is fellow Loungers. You get to choose 5 people, any 5, from anyone who's "in". Absolutely anyone. Because you're the chooser. Empowering, huh? Your tribe is 6 people - you, and the 5 you choose.

I hope this thread will be fun for some of the more shy Loungers, particularly if you're currently or soon to be stuck in an airless living room with Uncle Flatulent driving you Christmas doolally.

See the next post down there ⬇️ for the roles, and a few optional goodies if you want them. Go on - take a look ⬇️⬇️. It's very exciting.

You obviously don't need to choose me for your tribe - your recognition that I am the handsomest, most intelligentest big winky boy on FAB is more than enough for me 😘. But honoured to be chosen if you do 💙💜.

Everyone does the hunting and farming stuff, and no one's the leader. But you can be a bit bossy if you really want to. Don't tell anyone though 🤫.

You do get to choose your role in the tribe though. Just yours - all the other roles are shown down there ⬇️. Yup. That bit ⬇️⬇️.

Assume that you all get to be bonked into happy oblivion, either in your tribe if you want that, or with sex aliens who do anything you ask when you say "Bonky-Bonky Time". They look like whoever you want them to as well, and they're lovely people. Lovely aliens I mean. Lovely peopley-aliens. That'll do 😉.

So have a look at the next post ⬇️⬇️, and that'll tell you the roles and stuff.

Enjoy 💜💙❤️.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

Hello again!

Fancy seeing you here. So, say you're "in", let the thread fill up a little, and then choose 5 people who've said "in", and give them the roles below. The names I've used are just made up for illustration purposes.

Where I've put (optional), you don't need to add anything unless you want to.

Choose:

1) The protector: MrsTittyPenis (optional - "I've chosen Mrs TittyPenis because her wang is the lightsabre of destiny")

2) The healer/shaman: LittleMissFannyFoof (optional - "I've chosen LittleMissFannyFoof because blah blah blah)

3) The musician/storyteller/jester: Mr WinkyWangWazzerWoo (optional - "I've chosen Mr WinkyWangWazzerWoo because......)

4) The maker of things: MasterCumSlutBollockChops (optional - I've chosen MasterCumSlutBollockChops because......)

5) The keeper of secrets: Mr&MrsDon'tTrustUsWithYourSecretsYouFool!(optional - I've chosen Mr&MrsDon'tTrustUsWithYourSecretsYouFool! because......)

6) Me: (that means YOU - any role you want) The Tamer Of Panthers.

Try to mix the genders up a bit if you can. And you can even choose 5 "in" couples if you want to.

Final (optional) bit: Make up a story about your tribe, eg..

One day I was on my way out in a really manly way to tame some panthers, when I heard some of my tribe singing "Bonky-BonkyTime, Bonky-BonkyTime". Well, imagine my surprise when the most gorgeous 3-titted 6 foot tall greeny-black alien with a swishy tale suddenly appeared and said "Tame me Nicky. Tame me now big boy"...and then....and so on...blah blah

Things now:

1) Say you're "in"

2) Wait a bit for people to turn up.

3) Choose them. Yes - you choose them

4) Post the choices next to the stated roles - add the optional bits if you want

Remember - You can only use the 5 named-roles above, but you can choose ANY role for yourself.

Have fun!

Did I make it too hard?

Then I'm a wanker. Soz.

Happy Crimbo ❤️💙💜 xxxx

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
2 weeks ago

Always on the move

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Oh blimey. You *might* need a TL;DR version but in. 🤣

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

Aaanddd a bump for what I think will be a very slow burner over the next couple of days.

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By *ags73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Nicky, just to say I tried and failed to read all of that. Peace and love and all that

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Julie, Your booby looks like one of my bao buns .....

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Julie, Your booby looks like one of my bao buns .....

You have reindeer ones? Send me a photo! 😍

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By *ags73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Julie, Your booby looks like one of my bao buns .....

You have reindeer ones? Send me a photo! 😍"

Reminds me of donuts I’ve seen too

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Julie, Your booby looks like one of my bao buns .....

You have reindeer ones? Send me a photo! 😍"

Or do you mean it looks like squishy white dough? 😬👀

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm in again.

This one's actually fun! Persevere everyone, and jump in.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

My brain is too sun addled to decipher all that

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

If everyone wants an example ofbwhat to do - look at my choosing and story posts in this (the original version) thread...

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1664483

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I’m in, because I can’t resist a Nicky flight of fancy

But I won’t be doing mine until later!

Mrs TMN x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Julie, Your booby looks like one of my bao buns .....

You have reindeer ones? Send me a photo! 😍

Or do you mean it looks like squishy white dough? 😬👀"

No silly. Reindeer bao buns ..... search lidl n see your own boobs !

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

Julie, Your booby looks like one of my bao buns .....

You have reindeer ones? Send me a photo! 😍

Or do you mean it looks like squishy white dough? 😬👀

No silly. Reindeer bao buns ..... search lidl n see your own boobs !"

They're really scrumptious

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

And a bump for the evening.

Happy Chritmas everyone - I'll bump at some point tomorrow and by Boxing Day or thereabouts, you should be able to start choosing others on the thread for your own funky little tribe-ette.

With Bonky-Bonky.

And adventure!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

*Christmas even

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
2 weeks ago

Markfield

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By *ark742024Man
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

Out

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Away for Christmas

TL:DR

I don't know the rules so I'm picking me 5 times. And then out.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton

I didn't even read lol

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
2 weeks ago

Essex

I’m in

I’ll check back in on Boxing Day

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

In, happy to be in any of your anarchist sex cults, got to be better than working for a living.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

Good numbers on already - thank you to everyone.

Are you a shy Lounger? Say "in". Over the next couple of days, pick some people, get picked in turn*.

Plus "Bonky-Bonky" and story-time.

What more could you possibly want to help you escape that farty, stuffy, grumpy relative bit of Christmas, eh?

Nicky xxxx

*Loud Loungers also welcomed

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

as it's Christmas Nick, I'll join in 😊

...nearly up to double figures now, possibility of an Anchorman style street brawl 5️⃣v's5️⃣(v's5️⃣...)?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

"as it's Christmas Nick, I'll join in 😊

...nearly up to double figures now, possibility of an Anchorman style street brawl 5️⃣v's5️⃣(v's5️⃣...)?"

Get writing that story Dai - although I'm hoping some stories will be about Peace and Love and Fairy Unicorns and stuff.

But you can't go wrong with comedy punch-ups for sure.....+ revenge??

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Creative writing isn't my strong suit. But I'll be in as a willing victim and see what I can knock together in the hangover daze tomorrow 💜

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Creative writing isn't my strong suit. But I'll be in as a willing victim and see what I can knock together in the hangover daze tomorrow 💜"

That could end up being unintentionally epic Prey

Thanks for joining, and have a great Xmas Day 💜.

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By *antasdeerideMan
2 weeks ago

winfrith

Can I choose Scarlett ,Justforkicks and three more from hot picks is that the sort of thing I'm wanting sorry you're wanting?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Can I choose Scarlett ,Justforkicks and three more from hot picks is that the sort of thing I'm wanting sorry you're wanting?"

Eh? What?

🥴

People in on the thread only, the roles way ⬆️⬆️⬆️ in the top bit.

Although it's bound to go wrong - it's a FAB thread and when don't they?

Happy Crimbo 🎄🎄.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
2 weeks ago

Markfield

In (so far, I think) altho some were not clear so sorry if I’ve misunderstood!

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/nickyklungespeare

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/blue_eyed_joker

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/_uliescrumptious

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/ragnar73

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/_ranny-crumpet

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/_avinatv

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/_inky_couple2020

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/twist_my_nipples

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/_coobyboobydoo

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/_aitonel

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/littlemisstinseltits

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/_rsmistypeaks

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/_ulieandbeef

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/dai_hard_2_-_dai_harder

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/_reytothefairies

https://m.fabswingers.com/profile/_antasdeeride

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By *antasdeerideMan
2 weeks ago

winfrith

"Can I choose Scarlett ,Justforkicks and three more from hot picks is that the sort of thing I'm wanting sorry you're wanting?

Eh? What?

🥴

People in on the thread only, the roles way ⬆️⬆️⬆️ in the top bit.

Although it's bound to go wrong - it's a FAB thread and when don't they?

Happy Crimbo 🎄🎄."
I think it was too complicated Nicky and let's face it what guy has five female friends come on .

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By *ansoffateMan
2 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I love the sentiment. I find it difficult to select though, I feel like such a tribe would need to be a voluntary association to function desirably and I find it hard to put that aside even as a thought experiment.

I am told I fall into the Joker/Sage Jungian archetype so whatever role that works best with is one I would possibly thrive in.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
2 weeks ago

Markfield

"I love the sentiment. I find it difficult to select though, I feel like such a tribe would need to be a voluntary association to function desirably and I find it hard to put that aside even as a thought experiment.

I am told I fall into the Joker/Sage Jungian archetype so whatever role that works best with is one I would possibly thrive in.

Isn’t that the fun of it tho, you put yourself in whatever role you see fit in your own tribe and you select others based upon how you see them for the functions which have been predetermined.

It’s already voluntary because people have offered themselves up to be a part of this. I’m the eternal mediator altho some struggle to realise it and view me as aggressive. I can be aggressive but that’s not my default nor my happy place.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

Well, look at you!

You survived it!

Christmas day with the tribe you got through "accidents of birth".

You made it! Only Boxing Day to go and then you can smell the fresh pine again.

Whether your Xmas Day was misery, pain, joy, or excitement - whether surrounded by people or alone.

You've made it.

You're a superhero 💪🦾.

Thank you Scooby for all the links to profiles above (very handy if you're seeing what they're like as potential members of the tribe you'll choose).

For me, I'm really looking forward to some quieter, less Lounge-visible folk to turn up.

I think you're superheroes in waiting, and I'd like to be able to choose you for my little tribe-ette.

Slow burn this thread - but it can afford to be, because you have the opportunity to really think about your choices. Even add why they've struck your eye if you want to. That can be sexually or non-sexually ✅️.

Or even craft a little story if that appeals too.

Me? Well, I'll admit the "Bonky-Bonky aliens" sealed the deal, but I'm really keen to see people step out of their shells a little.

It feels like as Christmas edges towards New Year, that's a good time to break new ground.

See ya!

(Really, really boring bit about the thread way way up ⬆️⬆️ there at the very top).

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

Of posters so far:

More In Than An In Thing On An In Day In Inland

nickyklungespeare

blue_eyed_joker

_uliescrumptious

_avinatv

_inky_couple2020

twist_my_nipples

_coobyboobydoo

littlemisstinseltits

_rsmistypeaks

_ulieandbeef

dai_hard_2_-_dai_harder

_reytothefairies

Out/In/I have no idea 🤷🏻‍♂️

ragnar73

_ranny-crumpet

_ark742024

_aitonel

_antasdeeride

_ansoffate

Also, I can understand if our mods think this belongs under Games, where it possibly would wither and die.

I hope there's enough in it that it offers more to Loungers though?

But I'm a good boy and accept either.

For those joining with "in" now or later, the really big and thoroughly boring bit about rules, roles, and optional add-ons/little stories is way up ⬆️⬆️ there at the very beginning ⬆️.

Nick xxx

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

Aaaannd a mid-morning bump for the late-to-breakfast crew.

I'll be bumping every few hours for new joiners to declare "in" (all the boring AND exciting detail way up there at the very top ⬆️⬆️).

I'll be choosing my own tribe (adding the entirely optional reasons why I've chosen them, plus a story) by 6pm tomorrow, Friday 27th December.

After tomorrow night, I've got a shag weekend coming up, so you won't be hearing from me again until Monday 😘😘😘.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

And bump for the afternoon crowd.

You'll miss me when I'm gone

Of posters so far:

More In Than An In Thing On An In Day In Inland:

nickyklungespeare

blue_eyed_joker

_uliescrumptious

_avinatv

_inky_couple2020

twist_my_nipples

_coobyboobydoo

littlemisstinseltits

_rsmistypeaks

_ulieandbeef

dai_hard_2_-_dai_harder

_reytothefairies

Out/In/I have no idea 🤷🏻‍♂️:

ragnar73

_ranny-crumpet

_ark742024

_aitonel

_antasdeeride

_ansoffate

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Well, I was hoping for more people I know a bit less well to definitely be 'in'. To avoid accusations of tribe clique chic. Ah well.

1) The protector: Kinky Couple 2020 - Two protectors for the price of one - one is very tall and one has wheels. Beef could create some kind of armoured wheelchair for extra awesomeness.

2) The healer/shaman: DavinaTV - I think D could cast some amazing spells!

3) The musician/storyteller/jester: Twist My Nipples - Another twofer and bellybutton duets galore!

4) The maker of things: Beef. As long as measurement isn't involved we'll be reet. 🙄😂

5) The keeper of secrets: Prey to the Fairies. Prey knows when to keep a secret and when to speak up.

6) Me: The ray of sunshine - eternal optimist and cheerleader

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
2 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Late (sorry, been gorging on bubble and squeak all day 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️)...but IN. 😁

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Well, I was hoping for more people I know a bit less well to definitely be 'in'. To avoid accusations of tribe clique chic. Ah well.

1) The protector: Kinky Couple 2020 - Two protectors for the price of one - one is very tall and one has wheels. Beef could create some kind of armoured wheelchair for extra awesomeness.

2) The healer/shaman: DavinaTV - I think D could cast some amazing spells!

3) The musician/storyteller/jester: Twist My Nipples - Another twofer and bellybutton duets galore!

4) The maker of things: Beef. As long as measurement isn't involved we'll be reet. 🙄😂

5) The keeper of secrets: Prey to the Fairies. Prey knows when to keep a secret and when to speak up.

6) Me: The ray of sunshine - eternal optimist and cheerleader"

I was just thinking our festive bellybutton duet hasn’t had an airing!

Perhaps a karaoke challenge before the end of the year?

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By *arahfromwarringtonTV/TS
2 weeks ago

warrington

I wouldn’t want to belong to a clique that would have me as a member.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Right, tardy, but here goes!

1) The protector: Obi. Always good to have a level headed mod in your corner.

2) The healer/shaman: Nicky. His extraterrestrial connections would come in handy.

3) The musician/storyteller/jester: Misty. All sorts of malarkey and mischief to keep us entertained!

4) The maker of things: Julie. I reckon she’s a dab hand with a glue gun.

5) The keeper of secrets: Mrs KC. Discrete. 🤣

6) Me: The mediator. I’d keep calm and getting people to talk things through.

Mrs TMN x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My latest group of mismatched heroes...

1) The protector: Dai Hard 2 - Dai Harder (well, with a name like that, he's surely got to be the protector)

2) The healer/shaman: PreyToTheFairies (witchy goth babe - they generally make decent shamen - at least she'll look the part)

3) The musician/storyteller/jester: JulieScrumptious (with an inexhaustible recall of popular music, shes just the person for the bard slot.)

4) The maker of things: Ragnar73 (I'll give him a shot in this role. He's from Glasgow - don't they produce engineers or something - and he's made several children, so he qualifies)

5) The keeper of secrets: _antasdeeride (hidden profile - 'nuff said)

6) Me: Davina - Bringer of Jollity, Keeper of Skulls, Writer of the King's Smut, and a Pretty Snappy Dresser. Every adventuring party should have one.

We meet in a nondescript tavern, in a nondescript street, in a little remembered part of an otherwise unremarkable provincial town... to ride forth to Glory!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"My latest group of mismatched heroes...

1) The protector: Dai Hard 2 - Dai Harder (well, with a name like that, he's surely got to be the protector)

2) The healer/shaman: PreyToTheFairies (witchy goth babe - they generally make decent shamen - at least she'll look the part)

3) The musician/storyteller/jester: JulieScrumptious (with an inexhaustible recall of popular music, shes just the person for the bard slot.)

4) The maker of things: Ragnar73 (I'll give him a shot in this role. He's from Glasgow - don't they produce engineers or something - and he's made several children, so he qualifies)

5) The keeper of secrets: _antasdeeride (hidden profile - 'nuff said)

6) Me: Davina - Bringer of Jollity, Keeper of Skulls, Writer of the King's Smut, and a Pretty Snappy Dresser. Every adventuring party should have one.

We meet in a nondescript tavern, in a nondescript street, in a little remembered part of an otherwise unremarkable provincial town... to ride forth to Glory!

Nondescript tavern. You mean a Wetherspoons don’t you. All quests for glory should start in a Wetherspoons.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

These are the Tales of the Salubrious Six! Their ongoing quest: to rid the Four Kingdoms of the scourge of Injustice; to face down the forces of Fickle Fate; to spread hope, and possibly their legs, wherever they roam; and to find Davina a pair of impossibly high-heeled magical boots that she can still run in, and a chainmail bikini with an unfeasibly low Armour Class!

Onward... to Destiny!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"My latest group of mismatched heroes...

1) The protector: Dai Hard 2 - Dai Harder (well, with a name like that, he's surely got to be the protector)

2) The healer/shaman: PreyToTheFairies (witchy goth babe - they generally make decent shamen - at least she'll look the part)

3) The musician/storyteller/jester: JulieScrumptious (with an inexhaustible recall of popular music, shes just the person for the bard slot.)

4) The maker of things: Ragnar73 (I'll give him a shot in this role. He's from Glasgow - don't they produce engineers or something - and he's made several children, so he qualifies)

5) The keeper of secrets: _antasdeeride (hidden profile - 'nuff said)

6) Me: Davina - Bringer of Jollity, Keeper of Skulls, Writer of the King's Smut, and a Pretty Snappy Dresser. Every adventuring party should have one.

We meet in a nondescript tavern, in a nondescript street, in a little remembered part of an otherwise unremarkable provincial town... to ride forth to Glory!

Nondescript tavern. You mean a Wetherspoons don’t you. All quests for glory should start in a Wetherspoons. "

Well, I didn't want to say it in so many words... 😜

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

Oooooo had forgotten about this! Thanks for the inclusions above

I might sit and work this all out in an airport tomorrow, when otherwise bored

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

I like all ⬆️⬆️⬆️ so much it makes my winky go 💥🌋💯💥✅️⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️↕️↔️⤴️⤴️⤴️

xxxx

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

The protector: BlueEyedJoker. Anyone brave enough to be the first to join this thread must be ridiculously strong, mentally as well as physically 😉.

The healer/shaman: LittleMissTinselTits (LMTT). Who else gives off that group orgy healing vibe more than LMTT? Plus, space for self-healing too.

The musician/storyteller/jester: ScoobyBoobyDoo. Because of all Scooby's many talents, artistry and ribald humour are two I'd like to see even more of.

The maker of things: ObiHaive. Come on - he's made camel toes, mistle toes, and scary pumpkins in just the last couple of months. This guy has skills.

The keeper of secrets: Mark742024. Who can you trust your secrets with more, than someone who's not even there to hear them? His very specific out is his in. Which is out 🥴.

The tamer of panthers, added psi: Me

The story of our tribe, scribed mostly by Scooby, narrated by many, but mostly Nicky:

"Obi had prepared our nosh-divination tools; Scooby was squawking our foraging song 🎵 a la Yoko Ono as we wandered the forest of our home. Joker, ever alert, heard something out of place. I psi-chatted with Bob and Alice, the panthers, who were well-up for some mangling-fun.

We could discern an Ancient One, seemingly a leader (god, who does that one leader shit these days 🙄), as the rest of her tribe blurted what we could only assume was their battle-cry of "Peace Love Shag In-Out Hot Picks Thriving Jung". We looked at Joker. He had that Robert Redford GIF look about him (you know the one!) and we knew he had it covered. In a particularly manly way I may add.

Just as he prepared to leap into the marauders like Garet Jax in slowmo ballet assassin mode, they all suddenly, as if by complete magick, turned into entirely other people. 3 bepenised, 3 bevagged, plus 2 bonus detachable bumpussies for sharing.

Weird huh?

Every one Joker knocked un-conscious, Obi prepared a wooden cage for, as LMTT performed her shamanic healing ritual of rubbing her mons veneris on, frankly, every part of their body! Filthy! I love magick.

Mark wasn't there, so nobody knew about any of this of course.

Scooby, ever cheeky, asked me to levitate their cages and start doing things to the bad marauders.

She asked me to make their titties stretch out 20 feet (some were nearly there anyway tbh), and some winky ventriloquism, and even some bumpussy slapstick around their faces. Always accompanied with a "wa-waaaahhh" trombone sound effect.

But after laughing for a bit, we did feel we'd laughed too much AT them. Not nice.

So we let the marauders down and everyone sat down and started being a bit nicer. LMTT started an orgy with them. Obi joined in, Joker was very popular, and poor old Mark wasn't there still. I'd never seen such happy sex-faces.

Scooby, at this point, was frantically dipping both her nipples in dark mush to write all this on the bark of the Wangi-Wangi tree. Both boobs frantically scribbling at the same time. She's got multi-skills that one 😘.

Suddenly - POOF! The Bonky Bonky Aliens appeared (note from Scooby - BBAs from here on. My fucking boobs are nearly dropping off with all this writing!).

Were they one? Were they infinite? They spoke with one voice, we heard and spoke back as one. Both tribes.

"Listen", they said. "Listen. It's a long story, but there aren't actually any tribes or cliques in the entire multiverse really. It's all about the tiniest thing belonging to everything, and everything belonging to the tiniest thing. Yes, we know it's a paradox but we've been around 7.413 billion years longer than you so just trust us all right? Oh - and one day you'll be able to become a star and boy just you wait until you experience a galactigasm in star form! Your legs shake for 2 billion years after!"

LMTT walked up at this point, dripping more jizz and ladyjuice than a dozen plasterer's radios, and said "Great. But I still need a fuck"...at which point the BBAs obliged her, the marauders, Joker, Obi, and not Mark because he's always been out.

Scooby looked at me and said "I need a BBA orgy shag Nicky - dip your wang in that and carry on this scribing lark yourself now mate".

So as I wanged on the Wangi-Wangi bark the BBAs said:

"Yes. It's true. Your species is on the tipping point. Like trillions before. Most extinguish themselves. Do try to become more like the women and the TSs, but not like that Thatcher experiment. Sorry about that - all our fault. Men - we made you a bit more like the way you are because it was necessary for a few million years. But have a look at the orgasm healing of the bevagged and the TS bepenised - you need to become a bit more like them now or you'll destroy it all. Which will be a shame.

Anyway, who's up for some anal?

Nicky - stop writing now and have a fuck."

Well - I didn't need asking twice."

And this is the story of our tribe, written for the future.

The.........Beginning.

Epilogue - written by none, yet still imprinted on the aether:

Alice looked at Bob.

Bob looked at Alice.

"What the fuck was all that shit about?"

"No idea. Let's go fuck up some caymans."

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
2 weeks ago

St Leonards

And I think a last bump for anyone "in" who wants to post.

Tbh - "Battlenips" is a lot more fun

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
2 weeks ago

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Nicky, you said from the off this would be a slow burner, but it was worth it (and trust me, the quick one melted my brain!)!! As much as I haven't given it a story, I've tried to pull together an A-Team'esque band of renegades and survivors. I would have had a team of 12 if I could, everyone brings something right!! Anyway, my tribe is:

1) The protector: JulieandBeef, because two is always better than one, and even if J wanted to sit out the protecting bit and join the rest of us round the fire, B's got us covered for damn sure! 💪 I mean, just check out April 10th, all that's missing is a big fuck off Axe! We're safe. End of conversation.

2) The healer/shaman: _inky_couple2020, again two's better than one and who better to understand the voodoo that comes with being a healer/shaman than those who go through it. And there's obviously the wheels too!

3) The musician/storyteller/jester: nickyklungespeare, has to be! Wit, and quick wit at that. Coupled with an intellect to back it up. I try to be funny, I really do, but he has set a bar only a few others can clear (but they didn't say 'IN' so he'll have to do)

4) The maker of things: _reytothefairies, by the looks, has creative flare and knows how to use ropes and chains! A walking definition of steely focused willpower; we say we need it, she'll build it no matter what!

5) The keeper of secrets: _uliescrumptious, knows the group well enough to confide and be confided in, no judgement (f'kin handy round here) and always with a kind or wise word.

6) Me: Jack of all Trades, Master of none. I'll mix and mingle with everyone doing a little bit of it all. I'll borrow B's Axe for a scrap, have done enough heeling of my own to sit with the kinky-shamen (if that's not already a used up username, it needs to be!) and we may not be the Two Ronnie's, but Nick and I could be quite a double act. As for making things, I'd 'help' but would probably get little done just watching Faries skills, all the while knowing JulieS is looking at me with a puzzled eye cos I told her about that time once where.....

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
1 week ago

St Leonards

"Nicky, you said from the off this would be a slow burner, but it was worth it (and trust me, the quick one melted my brain!)!! As much as I haven't given it a story, I've tried to pull together an A-Team'esque band of renegades and survivors. I would have had a team of 12 if I could, everyone brings something right!! Anyway, my tribe is:

5) The keeper of secrets: _uliescrumptious, knows the group well enough to confide and be confided in, no judgement (f'kin handy round here) and always with a kind or wise word.

We need to talk about those four candles Dai

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

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"We need to talk about those four candles Dai

or the Mastermind sketch where the answer is to the question before last. Could make for a great thread, but I fear it'd get messy!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
1 week ago

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"We need to talk about those four candles Dai

or the Mastermind sketch where the answer is to the question before last. Could make for a great thread, but I fear it'd get messy!"

I think I'll bow out of taking that one on

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