FabSwingers.com forum: We listen and don't Judge *Christmas edition*

By *he turned me Grey OP Couple
5 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Give us those naughty Christmas confessions.....

I like to peek at presents on Christmas eve, then carefully stick the tape back down...

I also like to steal Christmas themed knickers 🤣🤣

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By *elix SightedMan
5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’m going to watch the king’s speech naked.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
5 weeks ago

London

"I’m going to watch the king’s speech naked."

Don't forget to stand to attention for the monarch.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
5 weeks ago

Hatfield

I like to open Cadburys heroes from the bottom .. eat a few and put wrappers back in … once got as far as over half the box.. no one knew …. Excellent devilish behaviour…

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
5 weeks ago

Hatfield

"I’m going to watch the king’s speech naked.

Don't forget to stand to attention for the monarch.

I’ve already forgotten that .. may forget again tomorrow

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
5 weeks ago

East Sussex

The only vegetables I cook fresh are carrots. Everything else is either frozen or preprepared. I want to spend time with people not a vegetable peeler

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

Southampton

"I like to open Cadburys heroes from the bottom .. eat a few and put wrappers back in … once got as far as over half the box.. no one knew …. Excellent devilish behaviour… "

There should be a special place I hell reserved for people who do that ! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ags73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Might have a look Boxing Day for cheap chocolate deals. They’ve gotta make space for the Easter eggs after all

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

I pretend to like most of my family members so they keep buying me presents every year! 😇

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
5 weeks ago

Hatfield

"I pretend to like most of my family members so they keep buying me presents every year! 😇"

Defo worse than mine ….

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By *elix SightedMan
5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I’m going to watch the king’s speech naked.

Don't forget to stand to attention for the monarch.

I don’t want to be tackled to the floor by his protection officers for pointing a weapon at our glorious monarch 🤭

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By *elix SightedMan
5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"The only vegetables I cook fresh are carrots. Everything else is either frozen or preprepared. I want to spend time with people not vegetables "

FTFY

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By *cLovin2Man
5 weeks ago

Reading

I get turned on more by naked women wearing a Santa hat.

If the song Santa Baby is on at the same time...

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By *aitonelMan
5 weeks ago

Liverpool

"The only vegetables I cook fresh are carrots. Everything else is either frozen or preprepared. I want to spend time with people not vegetables

FTFY"

And yet here they are on the forum!

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
5 weeks ago

Wales

"The only vegetables I cook fresh are carrots. Everything else is either frozen or preprepared. I want to spend time with people not vegetables

FTFY

And yet here they are on the forum! "

Spending time with people is overrated. And exhausting at times.

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By *aughtyboi11Man
5 weeks ago

northampton

My fave quality street is the toffee penny

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By *nnCeeWoman
5 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"The only vegetables I cook fresh are carrots. Everything else is either frozen or preprepared. I want to spend time with people not vegetables

FTFY

And yet here they are on the forum!

Spending time with people is overrated. And exhausting at times."

I was going to say: depends on the people!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

Southampton

"The only vegetables I cook fresh are carrots. Everything else is either frozen or preprepared. I want to spend time with people not vegetables

FTFY

And yet here they are on the forum! "

You speak for yourself! 🤣🤣

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
5 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Back in my student days I spent a Christmas at the girlfriend’s parents’ place. We were sleeping on the floor in her teenage bedroom. Woke up in the middle of the night and we decided to quietly have sex. I noticed that we’d woken her sister up, and she was watching us the whole time. My confession is that I said nothing and carried on.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
5 weeks ago

Wherever

I might have blocked some people so they can’t call me and wish me Merry Christmas. Might or might not unblock them after and pretend my phone had no service

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By *cLovin2Man
5 weeks ago

Reading

"I might have blocked some people so they can’t call me and wish me Merry Christmas. Might or might not unblock them after and pretend my phone had no service

Might of lost the phone and the number with it?

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