FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday Morning Register - pay attention, it's not the weekend yet!!

By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Morning class,

I have quite a bit of travelling to do today so I could do with an assistant to keep the class In order. I think someone has locked my deputy in the stationary cupboard.

Right.... the rest of you, shout out you're here and then sit down and shut up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me sir am here like sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here but do i really have to shut up im in quite a talkative mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here sir xxx

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By *ustMyselfWoman
over a year ago

At the end of a cracked Rainbow

Here in mind body elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Sir....

Deputy isnt in the stationary cupboard.... But she is a little tied up today....

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Here, but don't want to keep quite. Will save that for when I'm on my training course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here sir!!! But if you want me to be quiet you will have to gag me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here Sir...sorry i'm late...I have a note!!!(new girl at the back)x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here Sir.

Siiiirrrrr can you tell sexonthebeach to stop poking me

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

"Here Sir...sorry i'm late...I have a note!!!(new girl at the back)x"

Morning all!

Morning fantasy!

Can't promise quiet, might think about behaving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning _picenicely !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sssssssshhhhhhhhuuuuussshhhhh yer gob!!!!!!!

Too early!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to bunk off and head into town seeing as Sir isn't going to be about?

Ssshhh don't tell him I suggested it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

count me in !!

back of the bike sheds in half an hour...lol

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Present Sir.

Oy! move up a row to that desk, I'm saving this one next to me in the back row.

Thinks 'cold draught up my trouser leg, not sure going commando was such a good idea.'

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By *r and mrs bangerboobsCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

I'm here sir.....but me mate...sorry, me mum writ me a note to say I've got to go home at 9 to wait in for a special delivery

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By *attooed HandymanMan
over a year ago

near you

I'm here, sir, first day in school sooty I'm late

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Here Sir.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Are any of us really here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here sir... where do I sit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First day here and I'm really shy

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Present Sir.

Oy! move up a row to that desk, I'm saving this one next to me in the back row.

Thinks 'cold draught up my trouser leg, not sure going commando was such a good idea.'

oops nearly late ..have hangover from hell.Wanna check I'm commando

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Present Sir.

Oy! move up a row to that desk, I'm saving this one next to me in the back row.

Thinks 'cold draught up my trouser leg, not sure going commando was such a good idea.'

oops nearly late ..have hangover from hell.Wanna check I'm commando

I believe you, but think I ought to check for goose bumps - chilly this morning.

My, that is a short skirt and a lovely smooth inner thigh.....

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"First day here and I'm really shy

Welcome to the new girl. Be nice everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she can sit next to me...

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Morning sir ....sorry I'm late I had a sleep over at Cazzaah's last night and I overslept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here Sir.

Siiiirrrrr can you tell sexonthebeach to stop poking me

Tisn't them

Morning Sir

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Morning sir.......who fancies a far behind the bike shed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning sir.......who fancies a far behind the bike shed...

I'm in!

Whatever a 'far' is

Though I'll settle for a snog n a grope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she can sit next to me...

sits ass beside fantasy.....gives her a cheeky wee hello kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir....sorry I'm late, I didn't get much sleep last night

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Present Sir.

Oy! move up a row to that desk, I'm saving this one next to me in the back row.

Thinks 'cold draught up my trouser leg, not sure going commando was such a good idea.'

oops nearly late ..have hangover from hell.Wanna check I'm commando

I believe you, but think I ought to check for goose bumps - chilly this morning.

My, that is a short skirt and a lovely smooth inner thigh.....

ALL over smooth ..when we sneaking to the cupboard

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

My weekend starts at eleven . Of to shops for weekend food stash then home till monday. Yey .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(blushes

holds hands under the desk with kink

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Morning sir.......who fancies a far behind the bike shed...

I'm in!

Whatever a 'far' is

Though I'll settle for a snog n a grope

grrr fag stupid phone....oh who is going to come and grope please me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hear Hear, and here.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Present Sir.

Oy! move up a row to that desk, I'm saving this one next to me in the back row.

Thinks 'cold draught up my trouser leg, not sure going commando was such a good idea.'

oops nearly late ..have hangover from hell.Wanna check I'm commando

I believe you, but think I ought to check for goose bumps - chilly this morning.

My, that is a short skirt and a lovely smooth inner thigh.....

ALL over smooth ..when we sneaking to the cupboard

In about one minute!

Passes note towards front of class.

Note reads,'If anyone in the front row drops their pencil case on the floor and makes a lot of noise, they get a sherbet dip and a packet of love hearts.'

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Al-right, al-right, I'll throw in some haribo and a porno mag......

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Twangs a paper pellet on ruler to the front of the class ....splat on the smart board ( distraction for those two to sneak into the cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir sorry I am late had trouble getting out of bed

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Twangs a paper pellet on ruler to the front of the class ....splat on the smart board ( distraction for those two to sneak into the cupboard

quickly kisses all knight libg then runs for cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out of breath "sorry im late sir, ill be a good girls all day!!!!"

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"Present Sir.

Oy! move up a row to that desk, I'm saving this one next to me in the back row.

Thinks 'cold draught up my trouser leg, not sure going commando was such a good idea.'

oops nearly late ..have hangover from hell.Wanna check I'm commando

I believe you, but think I ought to check for goose bumps - chilly this morning.

My, that is a short skirt and a lovely smooth inner thigh.....

ALL over smooth ..when we sneaking to the cupboard

In about one minute!

Passes note towards front of class.

Note reads,'If anyone in the front row drops their pencil case on the floor and makes a lot of noise, they get a sherbet dip and a packet of love hearts.'

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you can keep your sherbets ....but where's my porno mag since you got my girl in the cupboard

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"out of breath "sorry im late sir, ill be a good girls all day!!!!""

Don't be good come and sit next to me and talk about narrow boats and camping trips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have the sweets !!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Porno mag is home under my bed, sorry a few pages are stuck together, come round later.

Oh, cosy in this cupboard......

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"Porno mag is home under my bed, sorry a few pages are stuck together, come round later.

Oh, cosy in this cupboard......"
while your in there bring me out a new rubber and a pencil to clear the earwax from my earhole

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Porno mag is home under my bed, sorry a few pages are stuck together, come round later.

Oh, cosy in this cupboard......"

getting very warm too maybe Id best take my blazer off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irrelevant to you guys but..

F458 COMING TODAY!! After waiting 7 F*CKING Months

Thats all

enjoy the sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm late sir I oveeslept... I here now so that's all that matters yeah?

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Irrelevant to you guys but..

F458 COMING TODAY!! After waiting 7 F*CKING Months

Thats all

enjoy the sunshine

ok a Ferrari what colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nero Daytona..

Or Black in English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir. I think you should appoint me assistant, I'll assist you in anything!!

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"Irrelevant to you guys but..

F458 COMING TODAY!! After waiting 7 F*CKING Months

Thats all

enjoy the sunshine

Swap your F458 for a pencil a rubber and a slightly used porno mag (when I get it)

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Nero Daytona..

Or Black in English"

very nice ..enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning sir.......who fancies a far behind the bike shed...

I'm in!

Whatever a 'far' is

Though I'll settle for a snog n a grope

grrr fag stupid phone....oh who is going to come and grope please me.

No one wants to grope me . . .

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"Morning sir.......who fancies a far behind the bike shed...

I'm in!

Whatever a 'far' is

Though I'll settle for a snog n a grope

grrr fag stupid phone....oh who is going to come and grope please me.

No one wants to grope me . . .

I fancy a grope......show me yours and I'll show you mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning sir.......who fancies a far behind the bike shed...

I'm in!

Whatever a 'far' is

Though I'll settle for a snog n a grope

grrr fag stupid phone....oh who is going to come and grope please me.

No one wants to grope me . . .

I fancy a grope......show me yours and I'll show you mine"

Yay!

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I'm here in body but not in mind....too damn early in the day for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Shit ... i'm not here ...i'm there now !!!!!

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"Morning sir.......who fancies a far behind the bike shed...

I'm in!

Whatever a 'far' is

Though I'll settle for a snog n a grope

grrr fag stupid phone....oh who is going to come and grope please me.

No one wants to grope me . . .

I fancy a grope......show me yours and I'll show you mine

Yay!

Taps on "please me's" vest ...it's all hard and squeezed her tummy tight mmmm there's a lace at the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Sir! Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind the bike shead again

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"Morning Sir! Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind the bike shead again

I am gonna have to take my cycle proficiency test ....it seems very popular behind the bike shed

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I AM HERE SIR!! ARE U??

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Are any of us really here?"

Eeeeek...Scary Funkey Monkey mask (runs to sir and hides under hos desk)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it is we are taking tomorrow off so the weekend starts here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here sir...eventually (hoping no one notices)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes here

Your very late and sir doesn't like people being late I am going to tell

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By *otandhottererCouple
over a year ago

dursley

Sorry im late sir head master stopped me and said i had on too much makeup and my skirt was too short so had to go to his office im bk now tho

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By *otandhottererCouple
over a year ago

dursley

Sorry im late sir head master stopped me and said i had on too much makeup and my skirt was too short so had to go to his office im bk now tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes here

Your very late and sir doesn't like people being late I am going to tell

Oh pls don't I will do anything u want

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Sorry im late sir head master stopped me and said i had on too much makeup and my skirt was too short so had to go to his office im bk now tho

I had to go in his office yesterday too

did he show you his big rule?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

'Ruler' lol

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By *otandhottererCouple
over a year ago

dursley

"'Ruler' lol"
he did was quite shcocked at how long it was lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes here

Your very late and sir doesn't like people being late I am going to tell

Oh pls don't I will do anything u want

Ok quick in the cupboard whilst sir is distracted and we can talk about that big ruler in your trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes here

Your very late and sir doesn't like people being late I am going to tell

Oh pls don't I will do anything u want

Ok quick in the cupboard whilst sir is distracted and we can talk about that big ruler in your trousers

Yes ok as you do with it as you wish

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

All of you get outside and run around. Lunchtime will be over soon and then it's double maths.

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"All of you get outside and run around. Lunchtime will be over soon and then it's double maths."
sir since its maths ......... How big is double D

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"All of you get outside and run around. Lunchtime will be over soon and then it's double maths.sir since its maths ......... How big is double D"

Out, now! Detention if you carry on like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes here

Your very late and sir doesn't like people being late I am going to tell

Oh pls don't I will do anything u want

Ok quick in the cupboard whilst sir is distracted and we can talk about that big ruler in your trousers

Yes ok as you do with it as you wish

I need to take it out and measure it for myself with my hands and mouth

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"All of you get outside and run around. Lunchtime will be over soon and then it's double maths.sir since its maths ......... How big is double D

Out, now! Detention if you carry on like that."

ha ha knight ..oh hang on though who's gonna share my bed tonight now your being detained

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"All of you get outside and run around. Lunchtime will be over soon and then it's double maths.sir since its maths ......... How big is double D

Out, now! Detention if you carry on like that."

Hey! Who said you were boss woman?? Sir didn't say so nah!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"All of you get outside and run around. Lunchtime will be over soon and then it's double maths.sir since its maths ......... How big is double D"

Smaller than my G!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of you get outside and run around. Lunchtime will be over soon and then it's double maths.sir since its maths ......... How big is double D

Out, now! Detention if you carry on like that.

Hey! Who said you were boss woman?? Sir didn't say so nah!"

Double nah

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"All of you get outside and run around. Lunchtime will be over soon and then it's double maths.sir since its maths ......... How big is double D

Out, now! Detention if you carry on like that."

Are you angry cause you don't know the answer miss? How do you measure Double D miss ? My daddy says any more than a handful is a waist. Is Double D a handful?

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Oooops I got that spelling wrong in my test last week as well ...I meant waste miss

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"All of you get outside and run around. Lunchtime will be over soon and then it's double maths.sir since its maths ......... How big is double D

Smaller than my G!!

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can I measure them with my ruler or maybe my hands are better

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"All of you get outside and run around. Lunchtime will be over soon and then it's double maths.sir since its maths ......... How big is double D

Smaller than my G!!

can I measure them with my ruler or maybe my hands are better

A good length of ropes might do the trick

cos more than a handsful is a waste lmaooooooo

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"All of you get outside and run around. Lunchtime will be over soon and then it's double maths.sir since its maths ......... How big is double D

Smaller than my G!!

can I measure them with my ruler or maybe my hands are better

A good length of ropes might do the trick

cos more than a handsful is a waste lmaooooooo

Oh dawd no please don't encourage knight to get his rope out ..I'm still recovering from last time

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"All of you get outside and run around. Lunchtime will be over soon and then it's double maths.sir since its maths ......... How big is double D

Out, now! Detention if you carry on like that.

Hey! Who said you were boss woman?? Sir didn't say so nah!

Double nah

Am going to head master's office to tell on you!! You'll see his big ruler come out and it won't say Nah!!

Nah nah nah!!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"All of you get outside and run around. Lunchtime will be over soon and then it's double maths.sir since its maths ......... How big is double D

Out, now! Detention if you carry on like that.

ha ha knight ..oh hang on though who's gonna share my bed tonight now your being detained

I'm back, had a nice kip in that cupboard, shagged out I was,now ready for a grope behind the bike sheds.

And fully fit for duty tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes here

Your very late and sir doesn't like people being late I am going to tell

Oh pls don't I will do anything u want

Ok quick in the cupboard whilst sir is distracted and we can talk about that big ruler in your trousers

Yes ok as you do with it as you wish

I need to take it out and measure it for myself with my hands and mouth

Oh yes sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew !! Back from the behind the bike shed...anyone wanna' play on the swings

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

sorry I am late, I have a note though, the head master kept me late after assembly

to help reorganise the stationary cupboard,

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I turn my back for two minutes and it's chaos!!!

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"I turn my back for two minutes and it's chaos!!!

sir maybe you need to learn to lock the stationery cupboard !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turn my back for two minutes and it's chaos!!!

What do you mean sir I have been a good girl all day

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I turn my back for two minutes and it's chaos!!!

sir maybe you need to learn to lock the stationery cupboard !!!!!!"

But make sure there's no-one inside first

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"I turn my back for two minutes and it's chaos!!!

sir maybe you need to learn to lock the stationery cupboard !!!!!!

But make sure there's no-one inside first

maybe i wanted to be locked in the cupboard wth ya

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over a year ago

Shit I'm late again.........highly authentic forged note coming your way sir

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Shit I'm late again.........highly authentic forged note coming your way sir

u need awake up call in the mornings ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit I'm late again.........highly authentic forged note coming your way sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrrr Fookin fat fingers lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit I'm late again.........highly authentic forged note coming your way sir

u need awake up call in the mornings ??

I get distracted far to easily I'm afraid

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Shit I'm late again.........highly authentic forged note coming your way sir

u need awake up call in the mornings ??

I get distracted far to easily I'm afraid

i noticed lol

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over a year ago

I'm not one to blame any particular individual but.....................

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"I'm not one to blame any particular individual but.....................

go on .... lol

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I turn my back for two minutes and it's chaos!!!

sir maybe you need to learn to lock the stationery cupboard !!!!!!

But make sure there's no-one inside first

maybe i wanted to be locked in the cupboard wth ya

Sounds like a plan for tomorrow

Or shall we just bunk off and start a long lust filled weekend?

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"I turn my back for two minutes and it's chaos!!!

sir maybe you need to learn to lock the stationery cupboard !!!!!!

But make sure there's no-one inside first

maybe i wanted to be locked in the cupboard wth ya

Sounds like a plan for tomorrow

Or shall we just bunk off and start a long lust filled weekend?

PERFECT !!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I turn my back for two minutes and it's chaos!!!

sir maybe you need to learn to lock the stationery cupboard !!!!!!

But make sure there's no-one inside first

maybe i wanted to be locked in the cupboard wth ya

Sounds like a plan for tomorrow

Or shall we just bunk off and start a long lust filled weekend?

PERFECT !!"

Fancy a 'have it away day' at the seaside? Nudie beach with sand dunes

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"I turn my back for two minutes and it's chaos!!!

sir maybe you need to learn to lock the stationery cupboard !!!!!!

But make sure there's no-one inside first

maybe i wanted to be locked in the cupboard wth ya

Sounds like a plan for tomorrow

Or shall we just bunk off and start a long lust filled weekend?

PERFECT !!

Fancy a 'have it away day' at the seaside? Nudie beach with sand dunes

does come with fish and chips out of newspaper though

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I turn my back for two minutes and it's chaos!!!

sir maybe you need to learn to lock the stationery cupboard !!!!!!

But make sure there's no-one inside first

maybe i wanted to be locked in the cupboard wth ya

Sounds like a plan for tomorrow

Or shall we just bunk off and start a long lust filled weekend?

PERFECT !!

Fancy a 'have it away day' at the seaside? Nudie beach with sand dunes

does come with fish and chips out of newspaper though"

For sure, if we take our own newspaper, The Times will do nicely I think.

Do you fancy playing hide the battered sausage?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I turn my back for two minutes and it's chaos!!!

Its your fault, you abandoned us and all the naughty kids did some really naughty things in the bike shed and the cupboard (whispers) and with the head master's ruler

And where we're you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turn my back for two minutes and it's chaos!!!

sir maybe you need to learn to lock the stationery cupboard !!!!!!

But make sure there's no-one inside first

maybe i wanted to be locked in the cupboard wth ya

Sounds like a plan for tomorrow

Or shall we just bunk off and start a long lust filled weekend?

PERFECT !!

Fancy a 'have it away day' at the seaside? Nudie beach with sand dunes

does come with fish and chips out of newspaper though

For sure, if we take our own newspaper, The Times will do nicely I think.

Do you fancy playing hide the battered sausage?

I had a battered sausage last night and it seriously looked like a willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oopps, forgot about class today xx

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"I turn my back for two minutes and it's chaos!!!

sir maybe you need to learn to lock the stationery cupboard !!!!!!

But make sure there's no-one inside first

maybe i wanted to be locked in the cupboard wth ya

Sounds like a plan for tomorrow

Or shall we just bunk off and start a long lust filled weekend?

PERFECT !!

Fancy a 'have it away day' at the seaside? Nudie beach with sand dunes

does come with fish and chips out of newspaper though

For sure, if we take our own newspaper, The Times will do nicely I think.

Do you fancy playing hide the battered sausage?

can i batter it first

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I turn my back for two minutes and it's chaos!!!

sir maybe you need to learn to lock the stationery cupboard !!!!!!

But make sure there's no-one inside first

maybe i wanted to be locked in the cupboard wth ya

Sounds like a plan for tomorrow

Or shall we just bunk off and start a long lust filled weekend?

PERFECT !!

Fancy a 'have it away day' at the seaside? Nudie beach with sand dunes

does come with fish and chips out of newspaper though

For sure, if we take our own newspaper, The Times will do nicely I think.

Do you fancy playing hide the battered sausage?

can i batter it first

Lightly battered is fine - avoids some of the calories, and you have to kiss it better

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"I turn my back for two minutes and it's chaos!!!

sir maybe you need to learn to lock the stationery cupboard !!!!!!

But make sure there's no-one inside first

maybe i wanted to be locked in the cupboard wth ya

Sounds like a plan for tomorrow

Or shall we just bunk off and start a long lust filled weekend?

PERFECT !!

Fancy a 'have it away day' at the seaside? Nudie beach with sand dunes

does come with fish and chips out of newspaper though

For sure, if we take our own newspaper, The Times will do nicely I think.

Do you fancy playing hide the battered sausage?

can i batter it first

Lightly battered is fine - avoids some of the calories, and you have to kiss it better

ok deal

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Can I get out of detention yet

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Can I get out of detention yet

no!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so is the cupboard standing still?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get out of detention yet

Your staying late

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Can I get out of detention yet

Your staying late

ha serve you right for not staying tonight !

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Can I get out of detention yet

no!!! "

He wants to come round and collect that porn mag, it's the one with the feature on Teacher's Wives

Sir thought he'd bought up all the local copies but having a paper round means got one first

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

I might as well join in with one of the evening classes but cake making ...sewing for beginners doesn't appeal ...hang on bird watching phwoor I like watching girls...think I will try that

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"so is the cupboard standing still?

its getting repaired aj bust it x

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"so is the cupboard standing still?

its getting repaired aj bust it x"

Well, I was going for the big finish, and I did say 'brace yourself', how was I to know your tits would go through the plasterboard?

Good though, wern't it!

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"so is the cupboard standing still?

its getting repaired aj bust it x

Well, I was going for the big finish, and I did say 'brace yourself', how was I to know your tits would go through the plasterboard?

Good though, wern't it!"

for you maybe my tits are killing me

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"so is the cupboard standing still?

its getting repaired aj bust it x

Well, I was going for the big finish, and I did say 'brace yourself', how was I to know your tits would go through the plasterboard?

Good though, wern't it!

for you maybe my tits are killing me

I did massage them back into their previous pert shape, and got the nipps standing up ok for you.

Can I cum round and rub some cream on them?

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"so is the cupboard standing still?

its getting repaired aj bust it x

Well, I was going for the big finish, and I did say 'brace yourself', how was I to know your tits would go through the plasterboard?

Good though, wern't it!

for you maybe my tits are killing me

I did massage them back into their previous pert shape, and got the nipps standing up ok for you.

Can I cum round and rub some cream on them?

u not groped them enough today

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"so is the cupboard standing still?

its getting repaired aj bust it x

Well, I was going for the big finish, and I did say 'brace yourself', how was I to know your tits would go through the plasterboard?

Good though, wern't it!

for you maybe my tits are killing me

I did massage them back into their previous pert shape, and got the nipps standing up ok for you.

Can I cum round and rub some cream on them?

u not groped them enough today

Well, I am a randy teenager with hormones busting out all over! (I wish).

Must say, the crime scene tape is a bit over the top - got any 'genuine accident' tape?

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"so is the cupboard standing still?

its getting repaired aj bust it x

Well, I was going for the big finish, and I did say 'brace yourself', how was I to know your tits would go through the plasterboard?

Good though, wern't it!

for you maybe my tits are killing me

I did massage them back into their previous pert shape, and got the nipps standing up ok for you.

Can I cum round and rub some cream on them?

u not groped them enough today

Well, I am a randy teenager with hormones busting out all over! (I wish).

Must say, the crime scene tape is a bit over the top - got any 'genuine accident' tape?

ha ha funny ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn't everyone gone home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive only just got here, night school

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too been doing some retail therapy lol are we late? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me too been doing some retail therapy lol are we late? lol

I am not here, I am pretending to be!

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive only just got here, night school "

Nah nights are for play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

Oi I am teachers pet, first in..best seat..I'll pull you skirt down if you nick it

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

Oi I am teachers pet, first in..best seat..I'll pull you skirt down if you nick it

yeah but seat i want is the ones at the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

Oi I am teachers pet, first in..best seat..I'll pull you skirt down if you nick it

yeah but seat i want is the ones at the back

Still doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not one to blame any particular individual but.....................

go on .... lol"

Who is he trying to blame now

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

Oi I am teachers pet, first in..best seat..I'll pull you skirt down if you nick it

yeah but seat i want is the ones at the back

Still doing it

u bullying me bitch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

Oi I am teachers pet, first in..best seat..I'll pull you skirt down if you nick it

yeah but seat i want is the ones at the back

Still doing it

u bullying me bitch..."

Nope I am a good girl

But hey what you going to do about it

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

Oi I am teachers pet, first in..best seat..I'll pull you skirt down if you nick it

yeah but seat i want is the ones at the back

Still doing it

u bullying me bitch...

Nope I am a good girl

But hey what you going to do about it

tell me daa and hes bigers than yours!!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

Oi I am teachers pet, first in..best seat..I'll pull you skirt down if you nick it

yeah but seat i want is the ones at the back

Still doing it

u bullying me bitch...

Nope I am a good girl

But hey what you going to do about it

tell me daa and hes bigers than yours!!"

Whispers: Cazzah, we'll stich Julie up tomorrow, when they're in the store cupboard we'll lock them in and then skive off.

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

Oi I am teachers pet, first in..best seat..I'll pull you skirt down if you nick it

yeah but seat i want is the ones at the back

Still doing it

u bullying me bitch...

Nope I am a good girl

But hey what you going to do about it

tell me daa and hes bigers than yours!!

Whispers: Cazzah, we'll stich Julie up tomorrow, when they're in the store cupboard we'll lock them in and then skive off.

ok can we shove knight in there too please hes in my bad books

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

Oi I am teachers pet, first in..best seat..I'll pull you skirt down if you nick it

yeah but seat i want is the ones at the back

Still doing it

u bullying me bitch...

Nope I am a good girl

But hey what you going to do about it

tell me daa and hes bigers than yours!!

Whispers: Cazzah, we'll stich Julie up tomorrow, when they're in the store cupboard we'll lock them in and then skive off.

ok can we shove knight in there too please hes in my bad books "

Knighty goes in too, have you got a list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

Oi I am teachers pet, first in..best seat..I'll pull you skirt down if you nick it

yeah but seat i want is the ones at the back

Still doing it

u bullying me bitch...

Nope I am a good girl

But hey what you going to do about it

tell me daa and hes bigers than yours!!

Whispers: Cazzah, we'll stich Julie up tomorrow, when they're in the store cupboard we'll lock them in and then skive off.

ok can we shove knight in there too please hes in my bad books

Knighty goes in too, have you got a list?

Ahem! You'll never catch me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

Oi I am teachers pet, first in..best seat..I'll pull you skirt down if you nick it

yeah but seat i want is the ones at the back

Still doing it

u bullying me bitch...

Nope I am a good girl

But hey what you going to do about it

tell me daa and hes bigers than yours!!

Whispers: Cazzah, we'll stich Julie up tomorrow, when they're in the store cupboard we'll lock them in and then skive off.

ok can we shove knight in there too please hes in my bad books

Knighty goes in too, have you got a list?

Ahem! You'll never catch me

I will watch your back.Julie if you want.me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

Oi I am teachers pet, first in..best seat..I'll pull you skirt down if you nick it

yeah but seat i want is the ones at the back

Still doing it

u bullying me bitch...

Nope I am a good girl

But hey what you going to do about it

tell me daa and hes bigers than yours!!

Whispers: Cazzah, we'll stich Julie up tomorrow, when they're in the store cupboard we'll lock them in and then skive off.

ok can we shove knight in there too please hes in my bad books

Knighty goes in too, have you got a list?

Ahem! You'll never catch me

I will watch your back.Julie if you want.me to

Yes please

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

Oi I am teachers pet, first in..best seat..I'll pull you skirt down if you nick it

yeah but seat i want is the ones at the back

Still doing it

u bullying me bitch...

Nope I am a good girl

But hey what you going to do about it

tell me daa and hes bigers than yours!!

Whispers: Cazzah, we'll stich Julie up tomorrow, when they're in the store cupboard we'll lock them in and then skive off.

ok can we shove knight in there too please hes in my bad books

Knighty goes in too, have you got a list?

oo yes let me just download my block list lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

Oi I am teachers pet, first in..best seat..I'll pull you skirt down if you nick it

yeah but seat i want is the ones at the back

Still doing it

u bullying me bitch...

Nope I am a good girl

But hey what you going to do about it

tell me daa and hes bigers than yours!!

Whispers: Cazzah, we'll stich Julie up tomorrow, when they're in the store cupboard we'll lock them in and then skive off.

ok can we shove knight in there too please hes in my bad books

Knighty goes in too, have you got a list?

Ahem! You'll never catch me

I will watch your back.Julie if you want.me to

Yes please

Ok dont worry I will watch you and will tell sir first thing in the morning

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Lol!

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Hasn't everyone gone home?

im ready for morning

Bugger that

want the best seat in the class

Oi I am teachers pet, first in..best seat..I'll pull you skirt down if you nick it

yeah but seat i want is the ones at the back

Still doing it

u bullying me bitch...

Nope I am a good girl

But hey what you going to do about it

tell me daa and hes bigers than yours!!

Whispers: Cazzah, we'll stich Julie up tomorrow, when they're in the store cupboard we'll lock them in and then skive off.

ok can we shove knight in there too please hes in my bad books

Knighty goes in too, have you got a list?

Ahem! You'll never catch me

I will watch your back.Julie if you want.me to

Yes please

Ok dont worry I will watch you and will tell sir first thing in the morning

snitch !!!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

No one likes a snich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just watching out for a mate don't like bullies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just watching out for a mate don't like bullies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here sir

Although my dog ate my homework oopsie, another cane across by butt I guess

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Just watching out for a mate don't like bullies

julie started to bully me before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here sir

Although my dog ate my homework oopsie, another cane across by butt I guess

That's why your late isn't it just so you get the cane

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Just watching out for a mate don't like bullies

julie started to bully me before

And I was watching her back - actually I was watching her front

but the principle's the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just watching out for a mate don't like bullies

julie started to bully me before

You nicked me seat

So smack my bum..I am a lover....never a coward bully

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Just watching out for a mate don't like bullies

julie started to bully me before

You nicked me seat

So smack my bum..I am a lover....never a coward bully

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Just watching out for a mate don't like bullies

julie started to bully me before

You nicked me seat

So smack my bum..I am a lover....never a coward bully

ok consider bum smakced

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