Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Bumping this for the OP. It's been a whole 5 seconds since this was created and not a single reply." Fabs dead 💔 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A missionary man "· The Bishop † of CUMbria? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A missionary man
·
The Bishop † of CUMbria?"Must have been Desmond FooFoo | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What was your last wank inspiration? 😏" • My last date, earlier this month. I suppose I have to say that otherwise I'll be in trouble. 🧸 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A missionary man
·
The Bishop † of CUMbria?
Must have been Desmond FooFoo"Y’all going straight to hell. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"You Brucey. " Takes some doing | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter" It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for " Speaking from experience? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience?" I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam." Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for " I'll be watching it but he'll get a shock when I take over | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ " I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience?" I've walked the tunnand caverns of hell that long I know them so well | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc." And I, was never here 😎 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I've walked the tunnand caverns of hell that long I know them so well" You forgot, I was the one who let you in | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. And I, was never here 😎" Exactly. Me? With my reputation? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I've walked the tunnand caverns of hell that long I know them so well You forgot, I was the one who let you in " Oh it was you then, 🫵 😏 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. And I, was never here 😎 Exactly. Me? With my reputation?" In a nunnery at 5am? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I've walked the tunnand caverns of hell that long I know them so well You forgot, I was the one who let you in Oh it was you then, 🫵 😏 " Jesus saves. But Satan does that thing with his tongue that I like | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I've walked the tunnand caverns of hell that long I know them so well You forgot, I was the one who let you in Oh it was you then, 🫵 😏 Jesus saves. But Satan does that thing with his tongue that I like " Well I don't need saving, but I'd like to see what the tongue can do........   | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"You Brucey. " Hot. Was it good? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. And I, was never here 😎 Exactly. Me? With my reputation? In a nunnery at 5am?" 😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. And I, was never here 😎 Exactly. Me? With my reputation? In a nunnery at 5am? 😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance." Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I've walked the tunnand caverns of hell that long I know them so well You forgot, I was the one who let you in Oh it was you then, 🫵 😏 Jesus saves. But Satan does that thing with his tongue that I like Well I don't need saving, but I'd like to see what the tongue can do........ "I’m beyond salvation | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. And I, was never here 😎 Exactly. Me? With my reputation? In a nunnery at 5am? 😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance. Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha " 🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind.. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. And I, was never here 😎 Exactly. Me? With my reputation? In a nunnery at 5am? 😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance. Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha 🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind.." Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. And I, was never here 😎 Exactly. Me? With my reputation? In a nunnery at 5am? 😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance. Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha 🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind.. Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha " Do I need to remove my habit..... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"You Brucey. " I was going to have it be Brucey too, but Em won't let me! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. And I, was never here 😎 Exactly. Me? With my reputation? In a nunnery at 5am? 😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance. Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha 🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind.. Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha Do I need to remove my habit....." No, just repent, sinner! You’ll be forgiven | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"You Brucey. I was going to have it be Brucey too, but Em won't let me! " Follow your penis Kai! Have that wank. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. And I, was never here 😎 Exactly. Me? With my reputation? In a nunnery at 5am? 😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance. Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha 🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind.. Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha Do I need to remove my habit..... No, just repent, sinner! You’ll be forgiven " Ach man, I was just gonna say ‘bend over’ to that.. No fun.. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. And I, was never here 😎 Exactly. Me? With my reputation? In a nunnery at 5am? 😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance. Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha 🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind.. Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha Do I need to remove my habit..... No, just repent, sinner! You’ll be forgiven Ach man, I was just gonna say ‘bend over’ to that.. No fun.." Is that your go to response haha | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. And I, was never here 😎 Exactly. Me? With my reputation? In a nunnery at 5am? 😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance. Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha 🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind.. Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha Do I need to remove my habit..... No, just repent, sinner! You’ll be forgiven Ach man, I was just gonna say ‘bend over’ to that.. No fun.. Is that your go to response haha " Getting that way. I need a woman with principles to sort me out | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. And I, was never here 😎 Exactly. Me? With my reputation? In a nunnery at 5am? 😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance. Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha 🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind.. Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha Do I need to remove my habit..... No, just repent, sinner! You’ll be forgiven Ach man, I was just gonna say ‘bend over’ to that.. No fun.. Is that your go to response haha Getting that way. I need a woman with principles to sort me out " To counterbalance your questionable loose morality | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. And I, was never here 😎 Exactly. Me? With my reputation? In a nunnery at 5am? 😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance. Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha 🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind.. Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha Do I need to remove my habit..... No, just repent, sinner! You’ll be forgiven Ach man, I was just gonna say ‘bend over’ to that.. No fun.. Is that your go to response haha Getting that way. I need a woman with principles to sort me out To counterbalance your questionable loose morality" It’s loose but not questionable. What sort of pervert do you think I am? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd be happy to go to hell, sex is hotter It’s his red hot poker you need to watch out for Speaking from experience? I signed a disclaimer about that trip to Amsterdam. Now I have no idea why, but reading that made me think of the two gay Dutch cops sketch from the fast show 🤷♂️ I wouldn’t know. Wasn’t me etc. And I, was never here 😎 Exactly. Me? With my reputation? In a nunnery at 5am? 😮 exactly. Those novices on my knee just needed some spiritual guidance. Effin Christ man! Took you how long to revert back to spanking again? Haha 🤷♂️ if it’s on my mind.. Well great minds think alike, seems perverts seldom differ haha Do I need to remove my habit..... No, just repent, sinner! You’ll be forgiven Ach man, I was just gonna say ‘bend over’ to that.. No fun.. Is that your go to response haha Getting that way. I need a woman with principles to sort me out To counterbalance your questionable loose morality It’s loose but not questionable. What sort of pervert do you think I am?" Yes! 🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What was your last wank inspiration? 😏" Um, none ? I don't think of anything in particular apart from what I am doing. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A certain filthy forumite " Oh wow! Mine too! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A certain filthy forumite Oh wow! Mine too!" Oooh! I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours! 🤫 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A certain filthy forumite Oh wow! Mine too! Oooh! I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours! 🤫 " A lady never wanks and tells  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A certain filthy forumite Oh wow! Mine too! Oooh! I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours! 🤫 A lady never wanks and tells "Neither does a gentleman! So as I’m clearly not one of those, mine was Toots hahaha 🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A certain filthy forumite Oh wow! Mine too! Oooh! I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours! 🤫 A lady never wanks and tells
Neither does a gentleman! So as I’m clearly not one of those, mine was Toots hahaha 🤣"Oooooo that's interesting, so was mine  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A certain filthy forumite Oh wow! Mine too! Oooh! I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours! 🤫 A lady never wanks and tells
Neither does a gentleman! So as I’m clearly not one of those, mine was Toots hahaha 🤣
Oooooo that's interesting, so was mine "And there was me thinking you were gay! It’s his hair isn’t it haha 🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
