FabSwingers.com forum: You have been given an elephant. You can't give it away or sell it

By *usman 199 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Stockport

What are you going to do with the elephant

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
4 weeks ago

Southampton

How big is the elephant? Is it a real elephant???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exyScientistsCouple
4 weeks ago

Castlebar

I hope it's s baby. They are soooo cute 😍

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exxyyDy11Man
4 weeks ago

Darwen

I'm going to do a Hannibal and take the Elephant over the Alps

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *partacus80Man
4 weeks ago

Greenhithe

[Removed by poster at 23/12/24 19:02:37]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ewdtenantMan
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

Take it with me everywhere and see if anyone dare mention it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *usman 199 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Stockport

"How big is the elephant? Is it a real elephant???"
a real one yes. Got to take it s erious

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Paint its feet yellow and hide it upside-down in a bowl of custard

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orthern StarsCouple
4 weeks ago

Durham

[Removed by poster at 23/12/24 19:06:07]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ewdtenantMan
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

Practice climbing onto its back via its back legs, avoiding pulling on it's tail, so I can top out successfully when rock climbing on rounded gritstone crags.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ewdtenantMan
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Practice climbing onto its back via its back legs, avoiding pulling on it's tail, so I can top out successfully when rock climbing on rounded gritstone crags. "

*its, dammit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
4 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Is it a flying elephant?

Like Dumbo?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ark-stealthMan
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Put it in a room and sit back and see if anybody notices it !lol 😂 🐘

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exxyyDy11Man
4 weeks ago

Darwen

"Put it in a room and sit back and see if anybody notices it !lol 😂 🐘"

That made me laugh 😂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *usman 199 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Stockport

"Is it a flying elephant?

Like Dumbo? "
Obi if you want it to be it can be

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Sick I love elephants. Got to feed and wash one in Thailand they're amazing animals

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
4 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Is it a flying elephant?

Like Dumbo? Obi if you want it to be it can be

Oh epic.

In that case I'll take it for a fly by over a certain house and hope it shits like a giant pigeon.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ags73Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Excellent for taking to a city centre and shitting on cars

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *usman 199 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Stockport

"Is it a flying elephant?

Like Dumbo? Obi if you want it to be it can be

Oh epic.

In that case I'll take it for a fly by over a certain house and hope it shits like a giant pigeon. "
can you share the certain house

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
4 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Put it in the fridge of course.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exySenseiCouple
4 weeks ago

"Take it with me everywhere and see if anyone dare mention it. "

Will you put it in a room tho and see if anyone mentions it?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issYeuxBleusWoman
4 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Pass it a paint brush and ask it to paint my 13ft high ceilings. I’ll give it a carrot for its hard work.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ffervescentMan
4 weeks ago

winfrith

"What are you going to do with the elephant

"
Hide it in the bathroom .

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 23/12/24 20:02:49]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

THIS SAID ELEPHANT

CAN IT PLAY THE PIANO

IF SO GREAT

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
4 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Is it a flying elephant?

Like Dumbo? Obi if you want it to be it can be

Oh epic.

In that case I'll take it for a fly by over a certain house and hope it shits like a giant pigeon. can you share the certain house

Of course.

.....not.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *idgewayRangerMan
4 weeks ago

South Wales

Eat it.. one bite at a time

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a1970Man
4 weeks ago

East cork

Take down the world

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
4 weeks ago

Essex

But a mouse and send the rumour is true

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *seYou267Man
4 weeks ago

Coventry

"What are you going to do with the elephant

"
I’d tell everyone on fab and women would flock to meet the elephant ride the elephant and I’d eventually seduce them for a evening of naughty fab fun

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oxy-RedWoman
4 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Il have it for Christmas Dinner,be a change from Turkey

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ermite12ukMan
4 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

I'd paint it white and place it in my living room.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonelMan
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

"But a mouse and send the rumour is true "

It's sort of true. Are they scared of mice particularly? No. But they are easily startled so if a mouse appeared suddenly the elephant may freak out.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Has anyone eaten elephant? How does it taste?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ormalfornorfolkMan
4 weeks ago

Norwich

Buy myself an enormous freezer. Like the one Rocky trained in.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iaisonseekerMan
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

I seem to recall Bart Simpson charging neighbourhood kids for rides when he acquired Stampy so that'll do for me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Find it a home where it could be a happy elephant doing happy elephant things

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ellhungvweMan
4 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Use it as a notepad - then I will never forget anything.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hav02Man
4 weeks ago

Glasgow/London

Ah, with great elephants come great wisdom.

Or, at least a more eco-friendly way to commute

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *urious249Man
4 weeks ago

Newry

Put it in the middle of the room and ask people are they going to ignore it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

"Put it in a room and sit back and see if anybody notices it !lol 😂 🐘"

Good jokes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

I'd loan it to a safari park.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hePleasurerMan
4 weeks ago

Cheshire

Rent it out.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
4 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I would ask the elephant what it needed and where it wanted to be

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ophieslutTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Central

It needs to be with its kin, in its natural environment, so I'd get it there

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rixie_BlondeWoman
4 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Is it African or Asian? African elephants are super violent whereas Asian elephants are trainable

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ike14162236Man
4 weeks ago

Cambridge

"I'm going to do a Hannibal and take the Elephant over the Alps "

Completely agree. Plenty of stops for fruit and veg but ride it into Rome. My first trip to Italy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *usman 199 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Stockport

"Is it African or Asian? African elephants are super violent whereas Asian elephants are trainable "
Asian I'm led to believe .

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ealmeat24Man
4 weeks ago

Yeovil

I will start a Zoo with the elephant 🐘

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *929Man
4 weeks ago

bedlington

I’m not sure, can you eat elephant? Asking for a mate…

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ealmeat24Man
4 weeks ago

Yeovil

"Is it African or Asian? African elephants are super violent whereas Asian elephants are trainable "

African elephants have more playful body language.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rAitchMan
4 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Paint its toenails red and hide it in a cherry tree.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
4 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'd take it to the zoo every day and let it sleep over...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ripfillMan
4 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I would keep it in next doors garden they have more bushes and lush vegetation and a four car garage

But I think it would be very useful for breakdown / vehicle recovery in Havant

Towing things out of the way and using its trunk to wave at the bus queues

That’s if I had an elephant.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orny PTMan
4 weeks ago

Peterborough

Take it to the Blue Peter studios.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ripfillMan
4 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"Take it to the Blue Peter studios."

You have a great memory!!! 👍 like an elephant!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r TriomanMan
4 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

What Elephant? I was told that there was no F in elephant

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

Ride it naked through the streets of Bristol à la Lady Godiva

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elvet RopeMan
4 weeks ago

by the big field

Dress it in bondage gear and enter it as an art installation in the Turner Prize- entitled '50 Shades of Grey', keep the prize money and then donate the elephant to the Tate modern (with a value of $20m), which i can write off against tax....plus i aint got to feed the greedy fucker anymore, so a double win

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nnCeeWoman
4 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

There will be no riding of the elephant. They might be strong, but riding them hurts their backs.

If it is an Asian elephant, I'll take it to the sanctuary I visited outside of Chiang Mai and let it live happily in its natural environment, well fed and well looked after.

If African, I'll find a similar place where it will be happy in the bush.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ags73Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Take it to shite outside the police equestrian unit.

See how they like piles of shite outside their gaff

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oubleswing2019Man
4 weeks ago

Colchester

I find it highly unlikely I would be given an elephant because I do not have a licence covering the Dangerous Wild Animals Act 1976 & 1984.

Anyone who had an elephant (and by virtue had a Dangerous Wild Animals Act 1976 & 1984 licence themselves) would know this requirement, and being a responsible animal keeper would wish to ensure the adopted elephant's welfare was entrusted to a fellow owner of a Dangerous Wild Animals Act 1976 & 1984 licence.

Clearly, it's not something I am going to lose any sleep over, but I am concerned that the OP might be trying to offload a pachyderm clandestinely and covertly.

I am not quite sure how you would manage to covertly get an elephant "adopted", nor am I sure by which manner it might arrive.

Would a DPD card be left to say "Sorry, we called to deliver but you were not in. Please contact your local depot to collect your parcel. Weight 6,000 kg." or would they say, "Sorry, we called to deliver but you were not in. We've left George in your front garden. You can't miss him."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *vaRose43Woman
4 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Pspspspspsps

Amazing new pet, mode of transport and unique garden fertiliser.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

"Pspspspspsps

Amazing new pet, mode of transport and unique garden fertiliser. "

Well damn right! You’d have to keep it wouldn’t you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *vaRose43Woman
4 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"Pspspspspsps

Amazing new pet, mode of transport and unique garden fertiliser.

Well damn right! You’d have to keep it wouldn’t you "

I’d absolutely keep it. I wonder if it would live with the geese 🧐

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

"Pspspspspsps

Amazing new pet, mode of transport and unique garden fertiliser.

Well damn right! You’d have to keep it wouldn’t you

I’d absolutely keep it. I wonder if it would live with the geese 🧐"

Just make sure there’s no mice haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *vaRose43Woman
4 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"Pspspspspsps

Amazing new pet, mode of transport and unique garden fertiliser.

Well damn right! You’d have to keep it wouldn’t you

I’d absolutely keep it. I wonder if it would live with the geese 🧐

Just make sure there’s no mice haha "

No mice, the chickens are great little predators

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

"Pspspspspsps

Amazing new pet, mode of transport and unique garden fertiliser.

Well damn right! You’d have to keep it wouldn’t you

I’d absolutely keep it. I wonder if it would live with the geese 🧐

Just make sure there’s no mice haha

No mice, the chickens are great little predators "

Closest living relative of the T-Rex, just not as terrifying

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
4 weeks ago

Willenhall

If it was Nellie I'd tell her to fuck right off.

Please don't feel sorry for her. It's her own fault on account of her voting for Donald when she left the circus.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread