FabSwingers.com forum: Insults

By *quirrel! OP Man
2 weeks ago

Warning: You may find these posts offensive!

I have a very close friend that’s absolutely great at insulting me! I find it funny but I need some ammunition to fire back!

For context, today I was called a spazmonghomo and a rectal gymnast!

Please send me your worst insults!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
2 weeks ago

North Angus

"Warning: You may find these posts offensive!

I have a very close friend that’s absolutely great at insulting me! I find it funny but I need some ammunition to fire back!

For context, today I was called a spazmonghomo and a rectal gymnast!

Please send me your worst insults! "

Tell him he looks like the kind of guy who wishes he had a step sister

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By *quirrel! OP Man
2 weeks ago

"Warning: You may find these posts offensive!

I have a very close friend that’s absolutely great at insulting me! I find it funny but I need some ammunition to fire back!

For context, today I was called a spazmonghomo and a rectal gymnast!

Please send me your worst insults!

Tell him he looks like the kind of guy who wishes he had a step sister "

It’s actually a girl!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
2 weeks ago

North Angus

"Warning: You may find these posts offensive!

I have a very close friend that’s absolutely great at insulting me! I find it funny but I need some ammunition to fire back!

For context, today I was called a spazmonghomo and a rectal gymnast!

Please send me your worst insults!

Tell him he looks like the kind of guy who wishes he had a step sister

It’s actually a girl!

Aww you’ve no chance then 🤣🤣

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By *afkaMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

" I find it funny but I need some ammunition to fire back!

For context, today I was called a spazmonghomo and a rectal gymnast!

Please send me your worst insults! "

🤣 Nope, you've got me beat there you're gonna struggle to find a better insult than rectal gymnast, that's pure genius

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By *lusherCouple
2 weeks ago

bodmin

"You know the thing i love about you is how average you manage to be"

"How unfortunate was it be at the back of quew for every characteristics?"

"Your whit is so sharp it could almost be not blunt"

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By *enk15Man
2 weeks ago

Evesham

Whatever she says retort with “I know you are but what am I”

Yours sincerely

A grown up

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By *quirrel! OP Man
2 weeks ago

" I find it funny but I need some ammunition to fire back!

For context, today I was called a spazmonghomo and a rectal gymnast!

Please send me your worst insults!

🤣 Nope, you've got me beat there you're gonna struggle to find a better insult than rectal gymnast, that's pure genius"

I know right!

I get called Spazfuck a lot too!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton

""You know the thing i love about you is how average you manage to be"

"How unfortunate was it be at the back of quew for every characteristics?"

"Your whit is so sharp it could almost be not blunt"

If wit was shit you'd be constipated 🤣🤣

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By *quirrel! OP Man
2 weeks ago

""You know the thing i love about you is how average you manage to be"

"How unfortunate was it be at the back of quew for every characteristics?"

"Your whit is so sharp it could almost be not blunt"

If wit was shit you'd be constipated 🤣🤣"

Hmmmm! I might use that!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton

""You know the thing i love about you is how average you manage to be"

"How unfortunate was it be at the back of quew for every characteristics?"

"Your whit is so sharp it could almost be not blunt"

If wit was shit you'd be constipated 🤣🤣

Hmmmm! I might use that! "

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By *apinMan
2 weeks ago

London

You're easy to draw

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton

When God was handing out brains you thought it was milkshakes and asked for an extra thick one

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By *apinMan
2 weeks ago

London

Your mums got a glass eye with a fish in it

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By *quirrel! OP Man
2 weeks ago

Not bad!

I’m thinking the two word insults! Name calling, or made up words are quite good!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton

Cocksucking thundercunt??

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By *eneralKenobiMan
2 weeks ago

North Angus

Bitchwaffle 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *quirrel! OP Man
2 weeks ago

"Cocksucking thundercunt??"

I like that!

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By *quirrel! OP Man
2 weeks ago

"Bitchwaffle 🤷🏻‍♂️"

Yes!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
2 weeks ago

North Angus

I also use Flump, when someone is about as much use as a marshmallow

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By *partharmonyCouple
2 weeks ago

Ruislip

Did you know they named a town after you?

Leatherhead.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

If you were any thicker you'd clot.

As much use as a cat flap on a submarine door.

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By *aomilatteCouple
2 weeks ago

Midlands

A face like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

Teeth like piano keys.

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By *elix SightedMan
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Thought I saw a loaf of bread with your name on it today. Turns out it said ‘thick cut’.

One day you’ll be a great wit. You’re halfway there now.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Somewhere there's a village missing an idiot.

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman
2 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

A drain on society with a smelly minge 🤷‍♀️ lol

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By *elix SightedMan
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

The only reason you’re alive is because you were too thick for your mum to swallow.

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By *quirrel! OP Man
2 weeks ago

"A drain on society with a smelly minge 🤷‍♀️ lol"

I think I could use that!

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Away for Christmas

"Cock juggling thunder cunt"

That's a classic that should never be ignored.

"The day I need a friend like you, I’ll just have myself a little squat and shit one out"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton

I like yelling at people who pull out on us on busy roads... " just pull out why don't you? It's a pity your father didn't..... 🤣🤣

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By *quirrel! OP Man
2 weeks ago

"I like yelling at people who pull out on us on busy roads... " just pull out why don't you? It's a pity your father didn't..... 🤣🤣"

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By *umagain58Man
2 weeks ago

London

Nah not for me. Prefer the lovely people here. Move on

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
2 weeks ago

rochdale

My fave one is a bit longwinded..

"You still-born bastard of a thrice-poxed whore"

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By *quirrel! OP Man
2 weeks ago

Now needing comeback to this: Just stick an eclair up your bum and be done with it you queen!

Something bakery related would be great!

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

Knob guzzler.

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By *quirrel! OP Man
2 weeks ago

"Knob guzzler."

Yes

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By *nnCeeWoman
2 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Now needing comeback to this: Just stick an eclair up your bum and be done with it you queen!

Something bakery related would be great!

Meh... your ideas are always half-baked

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By *he Silver FuxMan
2 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

You smell of poverty and animal abuse

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton

"You smell of poverty and animal abuse

And your mother smells of elderberries

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By *he Silver FuxMan
2 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I’d call you a cunt but you lack warmth and depth

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By *he Silver FuxMan
2 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I’d say a penny for your thoughts but that implies they have value

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By *he Silver FuxMan
2 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

You’re the result of too much vodka and a vending machine condom

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By *he Silver FuxMan
2 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Face like a rushed omelette

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By *ags73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Head like a fifty p coin

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

You’re an oxygen thief,

I am jealous for the people that haven’t met you yet,

You look like the before photo,

Everyone who’s ever loved you was wrong,

I neither have the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Simple. Next time he insults you, just calmly reply that.. “he’s the kind of guy that would pull out, just to finish all over himself”

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
2 weeks ago

Willenhall

You're about as much use as Anne Frank's drumkit.

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