FabSwingers.com forum: A very special day for you all...

By *ruceyy OP Man
31 weeks ago

London

It's finally come people, I am auctioning a WHOLE EVENING with Brucey out to the forum!

Please state what you are offering in the auction and the lucky winner will be revealed...on Christmas eve 👀👀

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By *sWyldWoman
31 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I would bid but really can't be bothered to visit London.

However if you were in Edinburgh, I'd offer the chocolates I don't like in the box of Milk Tray?

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By *viatrixWoman
31 weeks ago

Redhill

15€ in couns my cleaning lady found scattered around the house.

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By *viatrixWoman
31 weeks ago

Redhill

Coins

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By *loomy GirlWoman
31 weeks ago

leicester

I have 1/4 of a can of irn bru left. Sugar free variety though

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By *eliWoman
31 weeks ago

I'll place a bid for a friend.

The friend is not me.

I really want to make that very clear. She's not me.

Anyway, a night with Brucey? I'll bid a bottle of rum and some paracetamol. Both will be needed. 🩷

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

As its Christmas and I'm a very generous person.

I'll gift you forward if I win the evening with you!

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By *aitonelMan
31 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'd offer up Em, but she said no.

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By *eroLondonMan
31 weeks ago

Mayfair

"I'll place a bid for a friend.

The friend is not me.

I really want to make that very clear. She's not me.

Anyway, a night with Brucey? I'll bid a bottle of rum and some paracetamol. Both will be needed. 🩷"

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It's her. She's always coy for the boy, in tandem with a rum for a chum, haplessly mad for the lad.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Oh. I love charity auctions 😍

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
31 weeks ago

London

I’m offering a whole evening with me to the unlucky person, in order to someone to have an evening with Brucey.

Now it doesn’t make any sense

🤔

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I will bid a shiny penny. I might go as high as two!

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

My eggs to fertilise.. shout out to all my breeders out there.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
31 weeks ago

London

"My eggs to fertilise.. shout out to all my breeders out there."

This wins already but if anyone can improve...

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
31 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"15€ in couns my cleaning lady found scattered around the house. "

500 Hungarian forints

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By *ools and the brainCouple
31 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Half a tube of stale pringles.

Are you paying travelling expenses?

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Couple o cans of Brew Dog IPA and £6.33

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By *ornycougaWoman
31 weeks ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

A homemade vegan sausage roll and a glass of sauv Blanc is the highest I can go to at this time of year

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
31 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

A bottle of white lightning and a Henry

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"Couple o cans of Brew Dog IPA and £6.33"

Ooh I love Brew Dog

Can I have that instead 🤣

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
31 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

A partridge in a pear tree AND 2 turtle doves

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By *exxyyDy11Man
31 weeks ago

North West

Me. I will offer myself up since it is Christmas after all.

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Tube of buttons from Christmas 2023

They’re only six months out of date

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I'll offer some very forgetful sex and a Macdonald's breakfast.

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By *vaRoseWoman
31 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Me. I will offer myself up since it is Christmas after all. "

I’ll watch

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
31 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I’ll watch"

I’ll watch you watching.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
31 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I’ll watch

I’ll watch you watching."

I'll watch you watching Eva watching 😈

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
31 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Me. I will offer myself up since it is Christmas after all. "

You're volunteering as tribute??* pulls up a chair, cleans glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"I'd offer up Em, but she said no. "

Kai you're just....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ad NannaWoman
31 weeks ago

East London

Double pie, mash and liquor.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I couldn’t do a whole evening, maybe an hour tops.

I’ll share a chocolate orange with you.

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By *aitonelMan
31 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I'd offer up Em, but she said no.

Kai you're just....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

What! You said it wouldn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"I'd offer up Em, but she said no.

Kai you're just....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What! You said it wouldn't work"

He's too giddy ,you're too calm you know I'm right 🤷‍♀️

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By *ruceyy OP Man
31 weeks ago

London

"I'd offer up Em, but she said no.

Kai you're just....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What! You said it wouldn't work

He's too giddy ,you're too calm you know I'm right 🤷‍♀️"

GIDDY?!

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