FabSwingers.com forum: Towels haven't dried..

By *exford OP Man
4 weeks ago

discombobulated land

Put some towels on6 the tumble dryer last night but they haven't dried!

What's your minor and inconsequential domestic issue this morning?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
4 weeks ago

The Continental

I forgot to put the dishwasher on. Now I have no plates for my toasted bagels.

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By *ornLordMan
4 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

Shower goes cold and takes ages to warm up.

Not so inconsequential, as it points to an expensive repair bill and possibly even a new boiler.

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By *C44Man
4 weeks ago

Ipswich

My roof is damaged and the roofer isn't back until january

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"My roof is damaged and the roofer isn't back until january"

That doesn't sound minor and inconsequential, fingers crossed it isn't too bad?!!

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By *C44Man
4 weeks ago

Ipswich

"My roof is damaged and the roofer isn't back until january

That doesn't sound minor and inconsequential, fingers crossed it isn't too bad?!!"

It's not too bad, just some lead has come away, not many roofers able to do lead work over Christmas 😂

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By *litterbabeWoman
4 weeks ago

hiding from cock pics.

My daughter's home from uni so now she's back in her room I have nowhere to dry the washing.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"My daughter's home from uni so now she's back in her room I have nowhere to dry the washing."

Turn her into a human clothes horse

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By *a LunaWoman
4 weeks ago

South Wales

I’ve left laundry in the tumble dryer when I have a load to go in from the washing machine. Such a faff.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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4 weeks ago

East Sussex

My breakfast bread roll hasn't defrosted

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By *uilder.funMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

Dogs being a dickhead so my coffee went cold...had to make another

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

"Put some towels on6 the tumble dryer last night but they haven't dried!

Maybe you should have put your towels IN the tumble dryer, not on it

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
4 weeks ago

furnace

It’s washing the bedding day

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By *icecouple561Couple
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4 weeks ago

East Sussex

Also I have broken a nail, very low down and it's really annoying me. If I cut it it's going to be sore, if I don't cut it it will get ripped off during the course of the day 😭

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By *icecouple561Couple
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4 weeks ago

East Sussex

Which also means I'm going to have to file all my other nails short which will make my Christmas manicure a bit well...short 👹

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
4 weeks ago

Wherever

Forgot to charge my Lelo, again. Quite an inconvenience, especially on a lonely Sunday morning.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
4 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Squirrels have knocked one of the bird feeders to the the ground.. again

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By *illybeachboyMan
4 weeks ago

Guernsey

My bird feeder has blown of it's support bracket which needs 'rescrewing' into the fence.... Can I be arsed?

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By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

The bearing is starting to rumble on the washer. A month after the warranty ran out, obviously, it's almost as if it was designed for obsolescence.

It couldn't possibly be though with us being so environmentally conscious we don't even use plastic straws, to save the turtle, now.

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By *emofaJamesMan
4 weeks ago

London

The jumper that I wanted to wear is at the dry cleaners.

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By *eaAndBiscuit1989Man
4 weeks ago

Burnley

Ran out of kindling to start the fire so having to split some logs into smaller pieces to use as kindling.

Forgot to buy coffee beans so I can't have my usual double americano watching the afternoon footy.

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By *elix SightedMan
4 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I need to take some profile pictures but I really can’t be arsed, even though I know it will inevitably end up with me having sex three times a day until I die by drowning in too much squirt.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I've let a few days of dishes pile up and now I have to wash them.

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By *litterbabeWoman
4 weeks ago

hiding from cock pics.

I did my Christmas shop and forgot to buy the avocados that I need for breakfast.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

It's raining in Spain so we've nowhere to dry our swimwear

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By *apinMan
4 weeks ago

London

My dog barks at the door when I put my mug of tea down on the coaster

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By *rincipessaWoman
4 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

My kids are home for Christmas.

That’s it

Actually they never fill the bloody coffee machine. Water or beans

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By *urry BlokeMan
4 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Having thought I'd braved the Crimbo supermarket run and won... turns out I left ginger beer off the list

Hoping they are open early so I can chance a pre-work run tomorrow morning

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
4 weeks ago

Southport

Forgot to leave my crash helmet upside down to dry out.

Had to endure a soggy helmet this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Hurt my ankle walking the dog. Spent the whole day on my feet afterwards too. 🙄🫤

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By *laytime_13Woman
4 weeks ago

Lincs

Not today but yesterday. One of the cats was sat on the radiator, relishing it actually being on for once, and managed to vomit.

Dismantling the radiator and cleaning cat sick from it at 8am on a Saturday wasn’t a great start to my weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"Not today but yesterday. One of the cats was sat on the radiator, relishing it actually being on for once, and managed to vomit.

Dismantling the radiator and cleaning cat sick from it at 8am on a Saturday wasn’t a great start to my weekend

Omg the worst! Our cats have woken us by coughing up hair balls on our bed! 🤢

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

Half way through wrapping gifts and I pinched a nerve in my neck.

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

"My dog barks at the door when I put my mug of tea down on the coaster"

My dog barks if a hair falls off my head.

I'm thinking of de-squeaking him.

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By *exford OP Man
4 weeks ago

discombobulated land

"Shower goes cold and takes ages to warm up.

Not so inconsequential, as it points to an expensive repair bill and possibly even a new boiler."

Just wear your coat it some nice thermals when you take a shower, that should sort it

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By *exford OP Man
4 weeks ago

discombobulated land

"Also I have broken a nail, very low down and it's really annoying me. If I cut it it's going to be sore, if I don't cut it it will get ripped off during the course of the day 😭"

Oh no, that's bad! We will all pray for you x

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By *exford OP Man
4 weeks ago

discombobulated land

"The jumper that I wanted to wear is at the dry cleaners. "

Dry cleaners, how posh? Haven't you got Lynx down south?

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By *nnCeeWoman
4 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I've got a sock print in my new pretty toenail varnish. It obviously wasn't properly dry after an hour

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By *laytime_13Woman
4 weeks ago

Lincs

"I've got a sock print in my new pretty toenail varnish. It obviously wasn't properly dry after an hour

Hate it when that happens - I use the Rimmel 60 seconds super shine nail polish now, seems to have stopped that happening.

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By *ustincider888Man
4 weeks ago

Preston Ish

I've lost the nail clippers and now I'm contemplating pulling all the Christmas crackers in the hope there'll be a set in one of them

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By *ee642024Woman
4 weeks ago

Crook

my spouting is hanging off and its dangerously near where the gas flue is.(the boiler is in son's bedroom) landlord has known for six weeks but has done nothing

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol

Thermostat for the shower seems buggered and now only comes in two temperatures; either nuclear fallout or arctic winter

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By *exford OP Man
4 weeks ago

discombobulated land

"I've got a sock print in my new pretty toenail varnish. It obviously wasn't properly dry after an hour

Hate it when that happens - I use the Rimmel 60 seconds super shine nail polish now, seems to have stopped that happening."

Or just stop wearing socks!

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By *exford OP Man
4 weeks ago

discombobulated land

"I've lost the nail clippers and now I'm contemplating pulling all the Christmas crackers in the hope there'll be a set in one of them "

Not in Aldi crackers there won't. Might get some in Waitrose ones!

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By *inceIlkestonMan
4 weeks ago

Ilkeston

"Dogs being a dickhead so my coffee went cold...had to make another "

You made another dog?

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By *exford OP Man
4 weeks ago

discombobulated land

"Thermostat for the shower seems buggered and now only comes in two temperatures; either nuclear fallout or arctic winter "

Go for the arctic winter, can't beat a cold shower, good for body and mind!

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By *ffervescentMan
4 weeks ago

winfrith

"Put some towels on6 the tumble dryer last night but they haven't dried!

What's your minor and inconsequential domestic issue this morning? "
So basically you can't dry yourself ,not good .

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By *nnCeeWoman
4 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"I've got a sock print in my new pretty toenail varnish. It obviously wasn't properly dry after an hour

Hate it when that happens - I use the Rimmel 60 seconds super shine nail polish now, seems to have stopped that happening."

What is worse, is that I paid over the odds on the spa day to have them done...

But worse things happen at sea, eh?!

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