FabSwingers.com forum: Filth up some Christmas carols

By *elix Sighted OP Man
10 hours ago

Cloud 8

I’ll start us off:

Oh cum on ye faceful

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 hours ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Hole-y night.

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By *ornyRebel88Man
10 hours ago

Fermoy

Santa baby, slip some handcuffs under the tree for me,

I’ve been a naughty delight, Santa baby,

So hurry down the chimney tonight.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
6 hours ago

M1 J22

Good King Wanker Slash lucked out, whilst he’s fisting Stephen.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 hours ago

Bristol

Cocking around the Christmas Tree

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
6 hours ago

M1 J22

We three kinky, horny and queer.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
6 hours ago

M1 J22

Hairy Gail of New York

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 hours ago

Bristol

Santa Claus is cumming in town

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
6 hours ago

M1 J22

On the first day of Christmas my

True love gave to me

A bumpussy origami

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
6 hours ago

M1 J22

Rude elf the red knobbed shamed fear

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
6 hours ago

M1 J22

Thrashing bums that glow,

With one horse whip today

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By *antasdeerideMan
6 hours ago

winfrith

Rude elf the red nosed rammed dear

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By *antasdeerideMan
6 hours ago

winfrith

We three queens of orient need arse

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
6 hours ago

Willenhall

Jingle Bells,

Santa smells,

Like Greg Wallace's cologne.

Even he has messages

For sex from Wallace's phone, HEY!

Jingle Bells,

Your mom smells,

Like Greg Wallace's cologne.

If you check,

I'll bet there's a text

From Greg Wallace's phone YEAH!

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By *lessandra_BWoman
6 hours ago

Here, There & Everywhere

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Fab friend sent to me ...

Five Cock Rings

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
6 hours ago

n/a

"On the fifth day of Christmas, my Fab friend sent to me ...

Five Cock Rings

"
so that's where i put them shit 🤣

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By *lessandra_BWoman
5 hours ago

Here, There & Everywhere

[Removed by poster at 22/12/24 02:56:50]

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
5 hours ago

n/a

"On the fifth day of Christmas, my Fab friend sent to me ...

Five Cock Rings

so that's where i put them shit 🤣

Yes, I was rather surprised when I received your Christmas in the post Toots

Err yeah sorry about that, I can pick it up at a later date.

Or just keep them I guess.

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By *lessandra_BWoman
5 hours ago

Here, There & Everywhere

"On the fifth day of Christmas, my Fab friend sent to me ...

Five Cock Rings

so that's where i put them shit 🤣

Yes, I was rather surprised

when I received your Christmas gift in the post Toots

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By *zeroMan
5 hours ago

Glasgow

Jingle Bell Cock

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By *reen2Couple
5 hours ago

Aberdeen

Not quite a carol, but Roy Chubby Brown does his own take on jingle bells "jingle bollocks"

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