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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards

Energy feels low here tonight.

So have a safe space to find some.

Rules - you can insult anyone who says "insult me", as long as Forum rules are followed etc (no idea what that means, so it's on you to find out).

Oh, "insult me".

And wanky fuckballs arsehole cunty bollocks titty knob shit-dribblers!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
8 weeks ago

Markfield

Nicky, you are a stinky poo poo head.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Nicky, you are a stinky poo poo head. "

I love you 💋

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By *ornyRebel88Man
8 weeks ago

Fermoy

Insult me

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Wait… is this library?

anyway. In. Insult me.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Insult me "

OK tosspot.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Wait… is this library?

anyway. In. Insult me. "

What the fuck does that library comment mean cock-face?

Jesus .

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Wait… is this library?

anyway. In. Insult me.

What the fuck does that library comment mean cock-face?

Jesus ."

Library. To open the library means to read other queens. Read means to deliver witty on the nose shade.

Or ok your case dahlink a library is a magical, mythical place where knobwombles don’t go.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Wait… is this library?

anyway. In. Insult me.

What the fuck does that library comment mean cock-face?

Jesus .

Library. To open the library means to read other queens. Read means to deliver witty on the nose shade.

Or ok your case dahlink a library is a magical, mythical place where knobwombles don’t go. "

Oh all right Mrs "I know something you don't know n-n-n-n-nuh".

Like I give a shit.

Bumfinger!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Wait… is this library?

anyway. In. Insult me.

What the fuck does that library comment mean cock-face?

Jesus .

Library. To open the library means to read other queens. Read means to deliver witty on the nose shade.

Or ok your case dahlink a library is a magical, mythical place where knobwombles don’t go.

Oh all right Mrs "I know something you don't know n-n-n-n-nuh".

Like I give a shit.

Bumfinger!"

Bumfinger isn’t an insult it’s my To Do list

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Insult me "

And don't think I've forgotten about you either Mr Limp Dick .

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By *cottish guy 555Man
8 weeks ago

London

Fuck off.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Nicky, you are a stinky poo poo head.

I love you 💋 "

But I still love Scooby 💜❤️🕊🕊

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Fuck off.

"

But...I can't insult you back without "insult me".

Which is bad poo bum titty wank not nice!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Wait… is this library?

anyway. In. Insult me.

What the fuck does that library comment mean cock-face?

Jesus .

Library. To open the library means to read other queens. Read means to deliver witty on the nose shade.

Or ok your case dahlink a library is a magical, mythical place where knobwombles don’t go.

Oh all right Mrs "I know something you don't know n-n-n-n-nuh".

Like I give a shit.

Bumfinger!

Bumfinger isn’t an insult it’s my To Do list "

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By *ornyRebel88Man
8 weeks ago

Fermoy


"Insult me

And don't think I've forgotten about you either Mr Limp Dick ."

Go shove it up your ass.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards

By the way - anyone who appears here can swear.

And don't wait for me to insult you - get insulting ANYONE who has said "insult me".

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Insult me

And don't think I've forgotten about you either Mr Limp Dick .Go shove it up your ass. "

Again… list n all that…

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Insult me

And don't think I've forgotten about you either Mr Limp Dick .Go shove it up your ass. "

Feels good, don't it?

You cock.

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By *ornyRebel88Man
8 weeks ago

Fermoy


"Insult me

And don't think I've forgotten about you either Mr Limp Dick .Go shove it up your ass.

Feels good, don't it?

You cock."

yeah it feels fucking great.

Asshole.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Fuck off.

"

I know that’s hello in Glasgow bit you need to say insult me. There’s instructions. Rules. Parameters. Guidelines.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Insult me

And don't think I've forgotten about you either Mr Limp Dick .Go shove it up your ass.

Again… list n all that…"

Aaahhh...you're drawing in all the niche insulters.

Cunning ploy.

For a fuckwit.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Insult me

And don't think I've forgotten about you either Mr Limp Dick .Go shove it up your ass.

Feels good, don't it?

You cock. yeah it feels fucking great.

Asshole. "

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Fuck off.

I know that’s hello in Glasgow bit you need to say insult me. There’s instructions. Rules. Parameters. Guidelines."

Fuck off Glow.

Pedantic twat.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West

No I won't fucking swear okay.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"No I won't fucking swear okay. "

Well, I certainly can't swear at you because you haven't said "insult me" Dyl.

But I can express my general frustration.

Oh steaming rectums!!

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

go get fucked you bloody fuckin wanker

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

[gets on soapbox. Realises stood on Nicky but doesn’t care]

I declare you all .. bumpussies.

Including you in the corner pretending to look at postcards. Wanker.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"go get fucked you bloody fuckin wanker"

No!

So nerrrrrr

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"go get fucked you bloody fuckin wanker"

I know that’s sorry but can you pass me the gingernuts in Luton but you need to say insult me. There’s instructions. Rules. Parameters. Guidelines

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"go get fucked you bloody fuckin wanker

I know that’s sorry but can you pass me the gingernuts in Luton but you need to say insult me. There’s instructions. Rules. Parameters. Guidelines"

No....anyone can swear here. But we can only sweary insult AT those who've said "insult me".

Person X says insult me.

Person Y can.

But if Person Y has not said insult me.

Person X may not reciprocate.

Person X may still swear, but not AT person Y.

It's not hard Glow, even for a moron like you.

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By *IXEN200Woman
8 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I can't swear anymore 😪 😩 I've got used to changing them up around the grandchildren

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
8 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"go get fucked you bloody fuckin wanker

No!

So nerrrrrr"

You insidious oversized creep of a cretinous perversion of humanity. Fuck your photoshopped blue eye and fuck you! Cuntapple!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"go get fucked you bloody fuckin wanker

No!

So nerrrrrr

You insidious oversized creep of a cretinous perversion of humanity. Fuck your photoshopped blue eye and fuck you! Cuntapple!

"

Marry me Granny.

Marry me now 💜❤️💘

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I can't swear anymore 😪 😩 I've got used to changing them up around the grandchildren "

Well I feel for you.

Have a shit wank bollocks on the house xxxx

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By *IXEN200Woman
8 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I can't swear anymore 😪 😩 I've got used to changing them up around the grandchildren

Well I feel for you.

Have a shit wank bollocks on the house xxxx"

Oh shitake mushrooms 🍄 😑

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
8 weeks ago

St Leonards

Right - I'm out for a bit for my own swearing and swearing at/insulting you.

But I am most definitely NOT OUT (so I am in) for anyone wishing to swear at/insult me.

Within Forum rules, etc.

Cocks (only for those who want to be insulted, of course )

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By *ornyRebel88Man
8 weeks ago

Fermoy


"I can't swear anymore 😪 😩 I've got used to changing them up around the grandchildren

Well I feel for you.

Have a shit wank bollocks on the house xxxx

Oh shitake mushrooms 🍄 😑 "

I just had a wank to your photos.

It was awful.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
7 weeks ago

London


"Fuck off.

But...I can't insult you back without "insult me".

Which is bad poo bum titty wank not nice!"

All are free to insult me. I'm a poet and didn't even know it.

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By *isterMushroomMan
7 weeks ago

Warrington

insult me

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By *ags73Man
7 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"insult me "

Yer maw bums tramps and loves it.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
7 weeks ago

Bristol

Come on, don’t just sit there, fucking insult me

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By *emofaJamesMan
7 weeks ago

London

Silly Billy

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By *ags73Man
7 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Come on, don’t just sit there, fucking insult me "

No.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
7 weeks ago

Bristol


"Come on, don’t just sit there, fucking insult me

No."

😳 RUDE!

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By *ags73Man
7 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Come on, don’t just sit there, fucking insult me

No.

😳 RUDE! "

😂😂

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By *isterMushroomMan
7 weeks ago

Warrington


"insult me

Yer maw bums tramps and loves it."

Great, a mum insult! I’d have expected it to be more sweary coming from a porridge gobbling, caber tossing, skirt wearing, haggis shagging shrivel dick

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By *ags73Man
7 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"insult me

Yer maw bums tramps and loves it.

Great, a mum insult! I’d have expected it to be more sweary coming from a porridge gobbling, caber tossing, skirt wearing, haggis shagging shrivel dick"

I didn’t say insult me.

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By *isterMushroomMan
7 weeks ago

Warrington


"insult me

Yer maw bums tramps and loves it.

Great, a mum insult! I’d have expected it to be more sweary coming from a porridge gobbling, caber tossing, skirt wearing, haggis shagging shrivel dick

I didn’t say insult me. "

I didn’t

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By *ags73Man
7 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"insult me

Yer maw bums tramps and loves it.

Great, a mum insult! I’d have expected it to be more sweary coming from a porridge gobbling, caber tossing, skirt wearing, haggis shagging shrivel dick

I didn’t say insult me.

I didn’t "

Guessing you’re not holidaying in Scotland anytime soon?

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