FabSwingers.com forum: Tell me a story about yourself

By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

That sounds like a lie BUT is absolutely true

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once met a Tgirl who turned out not to do make up, but to wear a rubber doll mask.

I was there sucking her off and no matter what I did, her face showed absolutely no expression whatsoever.

It was like giving a blowie to a stroke victim.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I superglued my hand to my car tyre (industrial super glue) at night 300+ miles away from home,

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By *ornyRebel88Man
8 weeks ago

Fermoy

I once ran into a wall and needed 3 stitches on my forehead.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
8 weeks ago

Solihull

"I superglued my hand to my car tyre (industrial super glue) at night 300+ miles away from home, "

Lmao that’s brilliant and wtf altogether

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By *tr8MrEMan
8 weeks ago

Shireoaks, Worksop

Born

Married

Father

Divorced

Relationship

Celibate

Nuff said

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By *vonne5exMan
8 weeks ago

Doncaster

I've jumped into the river Clyde

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By *umagain58Man
8 weeks ago

London

Had a naughty older wife when 20 (not mine). Had one every year since and still going. 2025 booked already. Intend to try and keep going if can be so lucky

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By *exxyyDy11Man
7 weeks ago

North West

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By *exxyyDy11Man
7 weeks ago

North West

Sure. For 3-4 months back when I was at uni, around summer in 2017. I volunteered with a few guys and girls I knew to help with Syrian refugees in Jordan. The camp I was at was close to the border with Syria. And you could hear the occasional crank of the explosions in the distance. The border area was being fought over between the Assad government and ISIS militants. But the Jordanian military was on high alert. Sometimes I think what the hell was I thinking. Family was worried sick as they say I could have been a hostage like many of the journalists were. But it was a bit of an adventure for me and I wanted to help people. And I'd do it all over again.

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By *urvyBunnyWoman
7 weeks ago

Suffolk

When I was 8, I was walking to school with my family (stupidly carrying my pencils) and was excited to go back to school to show off my new glasses.

Anyway, me and my brother had a race to the gate and I tripped just as I pushed the gate open, the gate swung back and it knocked a pencil 2 inches into my eyebrow

if it wasn't for me wearing my glasses that day, I would have lost my left eye

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By *enk15Man
7 weeks ago

Evesham

I went to watch my sister do a skydive. Ended up watching a bloke who jumped from the same plane smash into the ground.

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By *midnight-Woman
7 weeks ago

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I tripped over my brother's sock and split my head open

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By *ools and the brainCouple
7 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I nearly smacked Paul Young ( the singer) on the side of the head whilst carrying some lengths of wood through terminal 1 at Heathrow ( I worked there) it happened because a couple of the members of Frankie goes to Hollywood whistled at me in my work wear as a young good-looking 19 year old guy.

Back when I was young and good looking

Distracted by the whistling I turned to see who was doing it saw who it was then heard someone shout to turn and see Paul Young ducking out of the way of said wood.

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By *as_no_ideaWoman
7 weeks ago

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I went carp fishing with ma best mate..

I used just a rod-no reel, and used a piece of bread for bait.. while he used his flash fishing gear..

I caught a 16lb carp...he caught nowt...

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
7 weeks ago

Reading

I had someone from security walk me out of a toy store once as Harry Hill walked past me.

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By *ustamanMan
7 weeks ago

weymouth

I've ridden an international 6 day track velodrome

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
7 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I’m 45 and I’ve never had an “official” romantic relationship. When I think about that it is weird 🤔

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
7 weeks ago

Swansea

I have run/walked 160 miles over 67 hours - 5 of which were spent sleeping.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
7 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I can hit the wall from 6ft when I cum 💦💦💦💦

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
7 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

I've tried to commit suicide before

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"I've tried to commit suicide before "

Oh tad dark.

I also fucked 4 guys over 2 days in my youth. I was a bit of a slut. Fun though.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
7 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"I've tried to commit suicide before

Oh tad dark.

I also fucked 4 guys over 2 days in my youth. I was a bit of a slut. Fun though.

May be dark, but real that stuff needs hearing....

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"I've tried to commit suicide before

Oh tad dark.

I also fucked 4 guys over 2 days in my youth. I was a bit of a slut. Fun though.

May be dark, but real that stuff needs hearing....

Mr "

Oh hello you. I thought you'd been banged up, you've not been around for ages!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
7 weeks ago

kent

When I was a kid, I broke into a secret underground military base… four times! Forth time, got caught. By the army.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
7 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"I've tried to commit suicide before

Oh tad dark.

I also fucked 4 guys over 2 days in my youth. I was a bit of a slut. Fun though.

May be dark, but real that stuff needs hearing....

Oh hello you. I thought you'd been banged up, you've not been around for ages!

No, no bird for me 🤣🤣 just been busy with life..

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By *exxyyDy11Man
7 weeks ago

North West

"I've tried to commit suicide before

Oh tad dark.

I also fucked 4 guys over 2 days in my youth. I was a bit of a slut. Fun though.

Maybe it is dark for some but respect to you for opening up about this. Not easy to talk about. And thank goodness you're still with us ❤

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

I once broke up a fight by lifting one of the guys out of the way, taking a hit to the shoulder and shouting so loudly at the other guy backed off.

I was a 20year old woman between 2 grown arse men. I have no idea how I done it.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"I've tried to commit suicide before "

I hope you’re in a better headspace now. Genuinely. No one should feel that way.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 weeks ago

Southampton

"I've tried to commit suicide before "

I have too...

sending hugs xx

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 weeks ago

Southampton

"I went to watch my sister do a skydive. Ended up watching a bloke who jumped from the same plane smash into the ground."

Holy fuck !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"I've tried to commit suicide before

I hope you’re in a better headspace now. Genuinely. No one should feel that way. "

Just to say it was years ago, I'm here to annoy people for a good while yet!

But no, no one should ever feel that way.

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By *apinMan
7 weeks ago

London

I once got beat by a tortoise in a race

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 weeks ago

Southampton

"I once got beat by a tortoise in a race"

🤣🤣

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By *enk15Man
7 weeks ago

Evesham

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By *enk15Man
7 weeks ago

Evesham

"I've tried to commit suicide before "

💙 here’s hoping you’re never in that place again.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 weeks ago

Southampton

I would never ever wish suicidal ideation on anyone ... my inbox is open for anyone struggling xx

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By *enk15Man
7 weeks ago

Evesham

"I went to watch my sister do a skydive. Ended up watching a bloke who jumped from the same plane smash into the ground.

Holy fuck !!!"

His parachute was open, apparently he tried a risky landing manoeuvre and it didn’t go to plan.

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By *aitonelMan
7 weeks ago

Liverpool

I ate my twin before I was born.

The end!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 weeks ago

Southampton

"I ate my twin before I was born.

The end! "

Blimey! Competitive bugger aren't you !

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 weeks ago

Southampton

"I went to watch my sister do a skydive. Ended up watching a bloke who jumped from the same plane smash into the ground.

Holy fuck !!!

His parachute was open, apparently he tried a risky landing manoeuvre and it didn’t go to plan. "

Was he OK? Well I mean did he survive

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By *enk15Man
7 weeks ago

Evesham

"I went to watch my sister do a skydive. Ended up watching a bloke who jumped from the same plane smash into the ground.

Holy fuck !!!

His parachute was open, apparently he tried a risky landing manoeuvre and it didn’t go to plan.

Was he OK? Well I mean did he survive"

He did not.

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By *aitonelMan
7 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I've tried to commit suicide before

I hope you’re in a better headspace now. Genuinely. No one should feel that way.

I'm here to annoy people for a good while yet!

Ain't that the fucking truth!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 weeks ago

Southampton

"I went to watch my sister do a skydive. Ended up watching a bloke who jumped from the same plane smash into the ground.

Holy fuck !!!

His parachute was open, apparently he tried a risky landing manoeuvre and it didn’t go to plan.

Was he OK? Well I mean did he survive

He did not."

Fuck

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By *apinMan
7 weeks ago

London

"I ate my twin before I was born.

The end! "

I bet they tasted like chicken

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By *heekydomdanMan
7 weeks ago

Eastbourne

I was once the only passenger on a commercial flight from the UK to Canada .. I got the best service ever!

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By *didasmanukMan
7 weeks ago

Staines

1st time abroad thundering down runway.bing bong a member of groundcrew has noticed a problem with the aircraft.5 hours later we take off (now I was about 17 and quite fearless) we heard a rumour,that had we taken off.the landing gear would have failed

It didn't put me off in the slightest,I think if it happened now,I would not fly again

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"I've tried to commit suicide before "

.Read your profile it's good

Pity am not within your Age

PARAMETERS.

WISH YOU NOTHING BUT

HAPPINESS IN LIFE

OH MERRY CHRISTMAS

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Wow

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman
7 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

I once escaped out of my bathroom window of my childhood home to go and visit a boyfriend that my mother wasn't keen on. I tied sheets to the cistern and slithered down them out the window, luckily we lived on the first floor lol once on the ground I hotfooted it to Birmingham. My mother was not impressed at my disappearing act she also had the ump she had to bust the door down as I'd locked it from the inside lol ahh to be young and reckless again 😅 🙃

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"I once escaped out of my bathroom window of my childhood home to go and visit a boyfriend that my mother wasn't keen on. I tied sheets to the cistern and slithered down them out the window, luckily we lived on the first floor lol once on the ground I hotfooted it to Birmingham. My mother was not impressed at my disappearing act she also had the ump she had to bust the door down as I'd locked it from the inside lol ahh to be young and reckless again 😅 🙃 "

Good

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"I've tried to commit suicide before

I hope you’re in a better headspace now. Genuinely. No one should feel that way.

Just to say it was years ago, I'm here to annoy people for a good while yet!

But no, no one should ever feel that way.

Glad to hear u plan on sticking around. 😚 x

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

"I've tried to commit suicide before

I have too...

sending hugs xx"

Sending u hugs too! The ones who have been there know what it feels like. 🤗😚

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

This may be difficult to believe, but it is entirely true.

I made a thread on the Politics Forum.

And only one of the, admittedly few, replies so far has been fully hatstand 🤷🏻‍♂️.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
7 weeks ago

Reading

I smashed the patio door of someone else's hotel room by walking into it.

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By *obajxMan
7 weeks ago

Cheshire

Driving on an unlit stretch of motorway, when suddenly there was a stationary car in my lane with no lights on. I ploughed into the back of it and as I ground to a hault, the car I hit went accross the other lanes and finished on the hard shoulder. A miracle no other vehicle hit it

I blacked out for a few seconds and when I came around, Oasis started playing because the cassette tape had jumped into the player

Oh, the car I hit had been nicked the week before and used in burglarlies. It was abandoned in the outside lane when it had run out of petrol

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By *artfordBlokeMan
7 weeks ago

Dartford

When I was 11, some dude in a car pulled up to me and my mate, and offered to pay me 10 quid to punch him in the face

I earned 10 quid that day

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By *ansoffateMan
7 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Hmmm absolutely true. Is that possible? My truth is relevant to my frame of reference and then we know that our memory of events can change over time.

I once hid in a cupboard under my bed, so that someone couldn't find me and sometimes, in certain circumstances, e.g. when I hear desperate anger in people's voices it triggers me and I feel the terror I felt in that moment.

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