FabSwingers.com forum: 🎄Letter to Santa Dec 24 🎄

By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

Your chance to write a short letter to Santa about anything you wish to bring you or bring someone else on this thread. He does accept multiple letters/requests as long as you don't get too greedy. And please don't upset anyone if your letter is a request for someone else

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
3 weeks ago

St Leonards

Dear Santa,

Please give MobileBottom, aka BumBums, everything his heart desires this Christmas.

That probably includes a good bumming, which I know your boss isn't keen on, but he has been a good boy for at least 20 minutes this year so that must qualify for some sort of Grace please thank you.

Also, is it only Rudolf's nose that glows so bright and red, or other parts of his body too?

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

"Dear Santa,

Please give MobileBottom, aka BumBums, everything his heart desires this Christmas.

That probably includes a good bumming, which I know your boss isn't keen on, but he has been a good boy for at least 20 minutes this year so that must qualify for some sort of Grace please thank you.

Also, is it only Rudolf's nose that glows so bright and red, or other parts of his body too?

Nicky, what a lovely, selfless act of kindness. Thank you. The only thing is I have been good for much longer than 20 mins, shouldn't that also be considered and granted several wishes or perhaps multiples of the same one? Very thankful for your lovely letter to Santa nevertheless though and hope Santa also brings lots of joy and hapiness for you too

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
3 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Dear Santa,

Please give MobileBottom, aka BumBums, everything his heart desires this Christmas.

That probably includes a good bumming, which I know your boss isn't keen on, but he has been a good boy for at least 20 minutes this year so that must qualify for some sort of Grace please thank you.

Also, is it only Rudolf's nose that glows so bright and red, or other parts of his body too?

I go bed my brain not work Happy Easter BumBums thank you MWAH xxxxxxxx

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Dear Santa you know that I've been a very good girl this year,so pls bring me ten of of fabs most popular men so I can personally check there baubles

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By *anonfire96Man
3 weeks ago

Mansfield

Dear Santa, I'm pretty sure FoxyRed doesn't need much help in that department, so that one should be an easy task for you.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Dear Santa, I'm pretty sure FoxyRed doesn't need much help in that department, so that one should be an easy task for you."

Unfortunately you would be very wrong there

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

"Dear Santa, I'm pretty sure FoxyRed doesn't need much help in that department, so that one should be an easy task for you.

Unfortunately you would be very wrong there"

Don't you worry. I marked the letter urgent and that little special sricker on.when he sees that he knows it is a must grant wish

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Dear Santa, I'm pretty sure FoxyRed doesn't need much help in that department, so that one should be an easy task for you.

Unfortunately you would be very wrong there

Don't you worry. I marked the letter urgent and that little special sricker on.when he sees that he knows it is a must grant wish

Your two kind ,thankyou

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By *issBellaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wales

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By *issBellaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wales

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By *issBellaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wales

Dear Santa,

Please could I have my fab top five gift wrapped under my tree this year?

Got there eventually

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Dear Santa,

Please could I have my fab top five gift wrapped under my tree this year?

Got there eventually

Are you that flustered at the thought that it took you three attempts to write it Bella

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By *issBellaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wales

Dear Santa,

Could you also please give my friends (yes, I have a couple) a Christmas full of the joys that money can't buy.

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By *issBellaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wales

"Dear Santa,

Please could I have my fab top five gift wrapped under my tree this year?

Got there eventually

Are you that flustered at the thought that it took you three attempts to write it Bella

You know me too well Foxy

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Happiness santa....that's all I want

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Happiness santa....that's all I want

Bless you

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By *lynJMan
3 weeks ago

Morden

Dear Santa,

Please can I have a drama free year.

The last three years have all been too stressful.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

"Dear Santa,

Please can I have a drama free year.

The last three years have all been too stressful.

Fingers crossed that drama disappears.

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By *lynJMan
3 weeks ago

Morden

"Dear Santa,

Please can I have a drama free year.

The last three years have all been too stressful.

Fingers crossed that drama disappears.

Thanks

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

Still time to let the big boy know

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex

Dear Santa. I have been very good, so good that I need a lovely person laying on my, oh I mean present under my tree!!

thank you xx

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By *obilebottom OP Man
3 weeks ago

All over

"Dear Santa. I have been very good, so good that I need a lovely person laying on my, oh I mean present under my tree!!

thank you xx"

You made the express delivery so I am sure Santa will oblige

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By *obilebottom OP Man
2 weeks ago

All over

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By *inxy777Woman
2 weeks ago

essex

"Dear Santa. I have been very good, so good that I need a lovely person laying on my, oh I mean present under my tree!!

thank you xx

You made the express delivery so I am sure Santa will oblige

x"
😉 haha x

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By *rT25Man
2 weeks ago

Rotherham

"Dear Santa,

Please could I have my fab top five gift wrapped under my tree this year?

Got there eventually

Hope I'm not number six🤣🤣🤣

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By *IXEN200Woman
2 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

"Dear Santa

I've never asked for much but this year I want my family and new found friends from Fab to have an amazing day and hope they everything they ask for"

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By *IXEN200Woman
2 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

""Dear Santa

I've never asked for much but this year I want my family and new found friends from Fab to have an amazing day and hope they everything they ask for""

*They gey everything they ask for*

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By *emofaJamesMan
2 weeks ago

London

Dear Father Christmas,

About those hot wheels that I asked you for ...

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By *attooed plumberMan
2 weeks ago

York

I did mine a week earlier to make sure he got it, so just a pre warning if anyone wakes up tired in ribbon ass up under a Christmas tree

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By *ags73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Dear Santa

Can I have 24 hours with [redacted]

Cheers ya big glory stealing bastard.

Rags.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Dear Santa, can I have a flat stomach and a fat ass for Christmas. The thought of having to go to a gym to achieve that depresses me.

Thank you.

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Dear Santa, can I have a flat stomach and a fat ass for Christmas. The thought of having to go to a gym to achieve that depresses me.

Thank you. "

Nowt up with fat

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By *obilebottom OP Man
2 weeks ago

All over

Santa is listening and will act accordingly

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By *eneralKenobiMan
2 weeks ago

North Angus

I was wondering if Santa would not only put a tree up for me but just Pop Effy under there for the morning

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By *obilebottom OP Man
2 weeks ago

All over

"I was wondering if Santa would not only put a tree up for me but just Pop Effy under there for the morning

Santa acts in mysterious ways

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"I was wondering if Santa would not only put a tree up for me but just Pop Effy under there for the morning

He’s working on it!

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Away for Christmas

Santa needs to mind his business!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
2 weeks ago

North Angus

"I was wondering if Santa would not only put a tree up for me but just Pop Effy under there for the morning

He’s working on it! "

It ok if he can’t manage the tree part

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By *oll_Face_xxWoman
2 weeks ago

Dollywood

Being a beard admirer I'd be happy if Santa brought himself 🎅💋🤣

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By *obilebottom OP Man
2 weeks ago

All over

"Being a beard admirer I'd be happy if Santa brought himself 🎅💋🤣"

He has a lot of bearded frinds too

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By *obilebottom OP Man
2 weeks ago

All over

Still a little time left

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By *ubjojoTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Dumbarton

"Dear Santa you know that I've been a very good girl this year,so pls bring me ten of of fabs most popular men so I can personally check there baubles

Dear Santa please can you give Foxy-Red for Christmas a pair of those glasses so that whenever she looks at me, all she sees is super stud of the year, cause Santa i know you use them on me you cheeky boy.

Mwah

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Dear Santa you know that I've been a very good girl this year,so pls bring me ten of of fabs most popular men so I can personally check there baubles

Mwah"

Well good morning

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By *ubjojoTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Dumbarton

"Dear Santa you know that I've been a very good girl this year,so pls bring me ten of of fabs most popular men so I can personally check there baubles

Mwah

Well good morning

Good morning to you to, bet you got a shock when you looked at my profile, i can see you now jumping up and down on all boxes of glasses, just to make sure none make it out LOL

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Dear Santa you know that I've been a very good girl this year,so pls bring me ten of of fabs most popular men so I can personally check there baubles

Mwah

Well good morning

Good morning to you to, bet you got a shock when you looked at my profile, i can see you now jumping up and down on all boxes of glasses, just to make sure none make it out LOL"

Haha I didn't get a shock at all ,I'm quite unshockable

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By *obilebottom OP Man
2 weeks ago

All over

Any last minute notes for santa?

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By *ags73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

‘No Toblerone, ya fat prick.’

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
2 weeks ago

Willenhall

Dear Santa,

You're fucked. When people want crap that was mass assembled by an underpaid workforce and delivered the next day they use Amazon these days.

Also, Rudolph is taking you to an employment tribunal due to the bullying he experienced by the other members of his team over an extended period. He'll go down in history for standing up to those who used to laugh and call him names.

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